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By *escreapsy OP   Man  over a year ago

Newport

Have u even been so horny and decide to watch on bus ?

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Watch what?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman  over a year ago

Kent


"Watch what?"

Old people with bags of shopping?

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

Should I dare ask what?

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Reg varney?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have u even been so horny and decide to watch on bus ? "

Don't ride the bus

As Thatcher said - if you are over 26 and still ridding the bus you have failed in life

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have u even been so horny and decide to watch on bus ?

Don't ride the bus

As Thatcher said - if you are over 26 and still ridding the bus you have failed in life "

Bollocks!!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman  over a year ago

Kent


"Have u even been so horny and decide to watch on bus ?

Don't ride the bus

As Thatcher said - if you are over 26 and still ridding the bus you have failed in life "

Or it's cheaper to pay for a bus than tax/insurance/petrol/parking...I know which I would rather.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have u even been so horny and decide to watch on bus ?

Don't ride the bus

As Thatcher said - if you are over 26 and still ridding the bus you have failed in life

Bollocks!!!"

The quote or the underlying point?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have u even been so horny and decide to watch on bus ?

Don't ride the bus

As Thatcher said - if you are over 26 and still ridding the bus you have failed in life

Or it's cheaper to pay for a bus than tax/insurance/petrol/parking...I know which I would rather. "

It may well be cheaper - but it's not comparable to having your own car, the privacy and comfort etc as well the ease and flexibility of driving

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have u even been so horny and decide to watch on bus ?

Don't ride the bus

As Thatcher said - if you are over 26 and still ridding the bus you have failed in life

Or it's cheaper to pay for a bus than tax/insurance/petrol/parking...I know which I would rather.

It may well be cheaper - but it's not comparable to having your own car, the privacy and comfort etc as well the ease and flexibility of driving "

Quite right ....

And it's easier to get a blow job in the car than on the bus

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I don't have a car or use the bus. As I live ½ mile from the city centre, everything I need is within walking distance

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have u even been so horny and decide to watch on bus ?

Don't ride the bus

As Thatcher said - if you are over 26 and still ridding the bus you have failed in life "

She didn't anticipate the traffic in London.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Only time you get on a bus should be the trip from the terminal to the plane.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman  over a year ago

stourbridge area

I hate you butler .......

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By *irtyGirlWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Have u even been so horny and decide to watch on bus ?

Don't ride the bus

As Thatcher said - if you are over 26 and still ridding the bus you have failed in life "

Thatcher was a fud.

I get the bus to work. I have a beautiful car.

Does that mean I've only half failed in life?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have u even been so horny and decide to watch on bus ?

Don't ride the bus

As Thatcher said - if you are over 26 and still ridding the bus you have failed in life

Or it's cheaper to pay for a bus than tax/insurance/petrol/parking...I know which I would rather.

It may well be cheaper - but it's not comparable to having your own car, the privacy and comfort etc as well the ease and flexibility of driving "

Have you never driven in London? Two hours in a traffic jam last night for some people

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have u even been so horny and decide to watch on bus ?

Don't ride the bus

As Thatcher said - if you are over 26 and still ridding the bus you have failed in life

She didn't anticipate the traffic in London. "

Prefer Uber or the tube at worse case

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have u even been so horny and decide to watch on bus ?

Don't ride the bus

As Thatcher said - if you are over 26 and still ridding the bus you have failed in life

Thatcher was a fud.

I get the bus to work. I have a beautiful car.

Does that mean I've only half failed in life? "

I'm sure you car is pretty, I think Thatxher would be OK with you

It's about becoming part of the owning class which you are

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have u even been so horny and decide to watch on bus ?

Don't ride the bus

As Thatcher said - if you are over 26 and still ridding the bus you have failed in life

Bollocks!!!

The quote or the underlying point?"

Whats the difference? I dont drive i live on the edge of the city why the mcduffins would i? I have not failed in life. I would rather spend my money on othee comforts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have u even been so horny and decide to watch on bus ?

Don't ride the bus

As Thatcher said - if you are over 26 and still ridding the bus you have failed in life

Bollocks!!!

The quote or the underlying point?

Whats the difference? I dont drive i live on the edge of the city why the mcduffins would i? I have not failed in life. I would rather spend my money on othee comforts "

That's fine, you don't take the bus

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have u even been so horny and decide to watch on bus ?

Don't ride the bus

As Thatcher said - if you are over 26 and still ridding the bus you have failed in life

Bollocks!!!

The quote or the underlying point?

Whats the difference? I dont drive i live on the edge of the city why the mcduffins would i? I have not failed in life. I would rather spend my money on othee comforts

That's fine, you don't take the bus "

Yes i do im on it right now

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Have u even been so horny and decide to watch on bus ?

Don't ride the bus

As Thatcher said - if you are over 26 and still ridding the bus you have failed in life

Thatcher was a fud.

I get the bus to work. I have a beautiful car.

Does that mean I've only half failed in life?

I'm sure you car is pretty, I think Thatxher would be OK with you

It's about becoming part of the owning class which you are "

drivel ..

but consistent at least..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have u even been so horny and decide to watch on bus ?

Don't ride the bus

As Thatcher said - if you are over 26 and still ridding the bus you have failed in life

Bollocks!!!

The quote or the underlying point?

Whats the difference? I dont drive i live on the edge of the city why the mcduffins would i? I have not failed in life. I would rather spend my money on othee comforts

That's fine, you don't take the bus

Yes i do im on it right now "

Enjoy the weirdos

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have u even been so horny and decide to watch on bus ?

Don't ride the bus

As Thatcher said - if you are over 26 and still ridding the bus you have failed in life "

thatcher my arse!! (said a la Jim Royle styleee!)

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By *oward1978Man  over a year ago

Rotherham


"Have u even been so horny and decide to watch on bus ?

Don't ride the bus

As Thatcher said - if you are over 26 and still ridding the bus you have failed in life

Bollocks!!!

The quote or the underlying point?

Whats the difference? I dont drive i live on the edge of the city why the mcduffins would i? I have not failed in life. I would rather spend my money on othee comforts

That's fine, you don't take the bus

Yes i do im on it right now "

Are you horny then? And if so, have you decided to watch?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have u even been so horny and decide to watch on bus ?

Don't ride the bus

As Thatcher said - if you are over 26 and still ridding the bus you have failed in life

Thatcher was a fud.

I get the bus to work. I have a beautiful car.

Does that mean I've only half failed in life?

I'm sure you car is pretty, I think Thatxher would be OK with you

It's about becoming part of the owning class which you are

drivel ..

but consistent at least.."

What's Drivel?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have u even been so horny and decide to watch on bus ?

Don't ride the bus

As Thatcher said - if you are over 26 and still ridding the bus you have failed in life

Bollocks!!!

The quote or the underlying point?

Whats the difference? I dont drive i live on the edge of the city why the mcduffins would i? I have not failed in life. I would rather spend my money on othee comforts

That's fine, you don't take the bus

Yes i do im on it right now

Enjoy the weirdos "

Oi weirdos are my people

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have u even been so horny and decide to watch on bus ?

Don't ride the bus

As Thatcher said - if you are over 26 and still ridding the bus you have failed in life

Bollocks!!!

The quote or the underlying point?

Whats the difference? I dont drive i live on the edge of the city why the mcduffins would i? I have not failed in life. I would rather spend my money on othee comforts

That's fine, you don't take the bus

Yes i do im on it right now

Are you horny then? And if so, have you decided to watch? "

Nah but the guy at the back is he keeps grunting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have u even been so horny and decide to watch on bus ?

Don't ride the bus

As Thatcher said - if you are over 26 and still ridding the bus you have failed in life

Thatcher was a fud.

I get the bus to work. I have a beautiful car.

Does that mean I've only half failed in life?

I'm sure you car is pretty, I think Thatxher would be OK with you

It's about becoming part of the owning class which you are

drivel ..

but consistent at least..

What's Drivel?"

more to the point....whats ridding?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have u even been so horny and decide to watch on bus ?

Don't ride the bus

As Thatcher said - if you are over 26 and still ridding the bus you have failed in life

Thatcher was a fud.

I get the bus to work. I have a beautiful car.

Does that mean I've only half failed in life?

I'm sure you car is pretty, I think Thatxher would be OK with you

It's about becoming part of the owning class which you are

drivel ..

but consistent at least..

What's Drivel?

more to the point....whats ridding? "

A typo I am on the iPad

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By *oward1978Man  over a year ago

Rotherham


"Have u even been so horny and decide to watch on bus ?

Don't ride the bus

As Thatcher said - if you are over 26 and still ridding the bus you have failed in life

Bollocks!!!

The quote or the underlying point?

Whats the difference? I dont drive i live on the edge of the city why the mcduffins would i? I have not failed in life. I would rather spend my money on othee comforts

That's fine, you don't take the bus

Yes i do im on it right now

Are you horny then? And if so, have you decided to watch?

Nah but the guy at the back is he keeps grunting "

He'll be horny. He's probably knocking one out!

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

Have I missed the post where we know what he's watching?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thatcher's point doesn't apply if you live in a city. Then it's just sensible

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have u even been so horny and decide to watch on bus ? "

BUS WATCHER! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like the special bus. I get crayons

Yellow ones taste good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have u even been so horny and decide to watch on bus ?

Don't ride the bus

As Thatcher said - if you are over 26 and still ridding the bus you have failed in life

Bollocks!!!

The quote or the underlying point?

Whats the difference? I dont drive i live on the edge of the city why the mcduffins would i? I have not failed in life. I would rather spend my money on othee comforts

That's fine, you don't take the bus

Yes i do im on it right now

Are you horny then? And if so, have you decided to watch?

Nah but the guy at the back is he keeps grunting

He'll be horny. He's probably knocking one out! "

Bless him there was only the two of us very romantic and intimate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have u even been so horny and decide to watch on bus ? "

Bus watcher.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like the special bus. I get crayons

Yellow ones taste good "

Have you been possessed by the UNLOS spirit of Gimp?

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By *cuk1999Man  over a year ago

Canary Islands

How far can a post drift ... started it asking when on a bus and horny ... and now we have Margaret Thatcher words of wisdom .... if that's not enough to put him of his stroke... while "watching on the bus" nothing will ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

For myself, husband & dog to go into town and back on bus...£1.30 each way per person plus 55p each way for dog=£6.30...we can park all day for less!

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By *oward1978Man  over a year ago

Rotherham


"Have u even been so horny and decide to watch on bus ?

Don't ride the bus

As Thatcher said - if you are over 26 and still ridding the bus you have failed in life

Bollocks!!!

The quote or the underlying point?

Whats the difference? I dont drive i live on the edge of the city why the mcduffins would i? I have not failed in life. I would rather spend my money on othee comforts

That's fine, you don't take the bus

Yes i do im on it right now

Are you horny then? And if so, have you decided to watch?

Nah but the guy at the back is he keeps grunting

He'll be horny. He's probably knocking one out!

Bless him there was only the two of us very romantic and intimate "

I'd just check to make sure you've got nothing in your hair...I'm thinking "Something About Mary" here...that won't be hair gel!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have u even been so horny and decide to watch on bus ?

Don't ride the bus

As Thatcher said - if you are over 26 and still ridding the bus you have failed in life

Bollocks!!!

The quote or the underlying point?

Whats the difference? I dont drive i live on the edge of the city why the mcduffins would i? I have not failed in life. I would rather spend my money on othee comforts

That's fine, you don't take the bus

Yes i do im on it right now

Are you horny then? And if so, have you decided to watch?

Nah but the guy at the back is he keeps grunting

He'll be horny. He's probably knocking one out!

Bless him there was only the two of us very romantic and intimate

I'd just check to make sure you've got nothing in your hair...I'm thinking "Something About Mary" here...that won't be hair gel! "

My hairs fine but my coat got waxed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like the special bus. I get crayons

Yellow ones taste good

Have you been possessed by the UNLOS spirit of Gimp? "

OMG I forgot about him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For myself, husband & dog to go into town and back on bus...£1.30 each way per person plus 55p each way for dog=£6.30...we can park all day for less! "

I can't believe they charge for the dog!! Does he get his own seat for that?

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By *oward1978Man  over a year ago

Rotherham


"Have u even been so horny and decide to watch on bus ?

Don't ride the bus

As Thatcher said - if you are over 26 and still ridding the bus you have failed in life

Bollocks!!!

The quote or the underlying point?

Whats the difference? I dont drive i live on the edge of the city why the mcduffins would i? I have not failed in life. I would rather spend my money on othee comforts

That's fine, you don't take the bus

Yes i do im on it right now

Are you horny then? And if so, have you decided to watch?

Nah but the guy at the back is he keeps grunting

He'll be horny. He's probably knocking one out!

Bless him there was only the two of us very romantic and intimate

I'd just check to make sure you've got nothing in your hair...I'm thinking "Something About Mary" here...that won't be hair gel!

My hairs fine but my coat got waxed "

That's quite handy with this weather we're having

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For myself, husband & dog to go into town and back on bus...£1.30 each way per person plus 55p each way for dog=£6.30...we can park all day for less!

I can't believe they charge for the dog!! Does he get his own seat for that? "

Nope, he has to be on our knee or the floor(which is filthy)...and he's only a tiny sausage dog

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I go everywhere by bicycle not been on a bus for over 30 years, iv been on the metro once, that was a experience now i know how the stig felt

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

OP's off to Route 69 tonight and he needs a lift, so he's obviously given up on the bus idea

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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Nah but the guy at the back is he keeps grunting

He'll be horny. He's probably knocking one out!

Bless him there was only the two of us very romantic and intimate

I'd just check to make sure you've got nothing in your hair...I'm thinking "Something About Mary" here...that won't be hair gel!

My hairs fine but my coat got waxed

That's quite handy with this weather we're having "

i thought so

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire


"For myself, husband & dog to go into town and back on bus...£1.30 each way per person plus 55p each way for dog=£6.30...we can park all day for less!

I can't believe they charge for the dog!! Does he get his own seat for that?

Nope, he has to be on our knee or the floor(which is filthy)...and he's only a tiny sausage dog "

bit cheeky of them to charge for a dog, prams and wheel chairs are free and rightly so..

most dogs will take up no room at all..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How old is old you young whippersnapper ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

WANK! ITS WANK!

You get horny and wank on a bus.

No,I haven't. My bus had millions of people on it,half weren't adults and some of them stunk of piss.

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