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I'm c*nting furious you bell end
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Seduced gives great status"
I'm taking a break from great status updates because they blow some people's tiny minds. I've been chastised and blocked and someone threatened to call the police!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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some people put up there every move and change it several times a day - off out to the shops - just having a shower be gone ten minutes - feeding the kids - |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was someone local to me who's staines were like a soap opera
"Amazing meet with x"
"Another amazing meet with x, wow your amazing"
Various other statuses about them and then
"No longer meeting x is all I want"
"No longer meeting as a single"
"Check our new couples profile"
Followed by
"X I'm sorry"
"X I know you can see this please just talk to me"
"X we can work this out"
Followed by
Meet today
All played out in a couple of weeks and the same outcome at least twice! |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"There was someone local to me who's staines were like a soap opera
"Amazing meet with x"
"Another amazing meet with x, wow your amazing"
Various other statuses about them and then
"No longer meeting x is all I want"
"No longer meeting as a single"
"Check our new couples profile"
Followed by
"X I'm sorry"
"X I know you can see this please just talk to me"
"X we can work this out"
Followed by
Meet today
All played out in a couple of weeks and the same outcome at least twice!"
have you got X phone number?   |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"Tinatitz always has great status updates
Comes in takes a curtsey and slips Colgate a bribe in the form of 3 blackjacks that are possibly past their date "
fruit salad and it's a deal  |
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"I've just seen that as a status update.
I absolutely love it.
What are the best status updates you've seen.  "
I always laugh at statuses that say things like "can't you fucking read?". Kinda defeats the object because obviously they can't.
Updates of desperation usually make me smile.
And have to agree that _educed's updates make me laugh the funny fucker! Even more funnier in person!
There's a plaque on our living room sofa dedicated to her that says "Seduced sat here 16/08/2015 before rushing off for a kebab and packet of fags @ 5am". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One of mine that got a lot of attention was......
"I'm not sure what's up with the local lolly pop lady as every time I go up and lick her she gets all hysterical" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the messages declaring love or endearments to one another....send them on private message or text. Your Fab status is an odd place to have a romantic conversation!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just seen that as a status update.
I absolutely love it.
What are the best status updates you've seen. "
I try to make my status updates humerous.
Sometimes I'm successful. 
Sometimes not.  |
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"Mine currently relates to Tenacious D. Sent bf a link as an instruction manual. He wasn't impressed. Cant imagine why!
I'm hoping this makes sense to someone lol"
Yes. But only to those who were there and can remember the occasion. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All the women on this site are ignorant c@?ts" does anyone know a better site.
That update tends to come from the blokes with no meet veris. ..
I wonder why they don't get a meet lol |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
""All the women on this site are ignorant c@?ts" does anyone know a better site.
That update tends to come from the blokes with no meet veris. ..
I wonder why they don't get a meet lol"
Because all the women are.....
I'll get my coat
C... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One in our local updates atm saying -
I fancy meeting a cheating wife or girlfriend for discreet fun...I will send you back very satisfied..willing to help someone fall pregnant too
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ovulating teen cunt free tomorrow
Gross
I don't know, it has certain directness about it, and yet a certain romantic innocence "
If that's what floats your boat, crack on |
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