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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
If it were possible to code the forum, to automatically detect certain topics and questions and automatically answer them and close the thread, which topics/questions should be set to respond with which answer?
Subject: I'll start with does size matter?
Response: To some yes, to some no. Unless you're taking about chocolate bars.
(Note: it would probably be possible to code the fora to do this but it wouldn't be infallible and definitely wouldn't be worth the time and effort).
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They could pretty much all be answered with:
"sometimes yes and sometimes no".
I want a 'Like' button on posts so that people realise that other people do notice and like what they say. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It would be possible and actually not that much effort! Just a simple bit of javascript added on.
I wouldnt though freedom of speech and all that. Words on their own are no good its phrases and even then code cant read intent or context. So no point. |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"They could pretty much all be answered with:
"sometimes yes and sometimes no".
I want a 'Like' button on posts so that people realise that other people do notice and like what they say."
Yes, a like button would be good. |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"It would be possible and actually not that much effort! Just a simple bit of javascript added on.
I wouldnt though freedom of speech and all that. Words on their own are no good its phrases and even then code cant read intent or context. So no point."
That's my point with saying it wouldn't work well. There are lots of ways to phrase the same question or subject. And the code may pick out just one aspect and act on that incorrectly.
I mean if it were possible to code it to work accurately on frequently asked questions.
A set response to some would allow people to ask and give them an answer without the risk of people getting arsey at the same question again and/or taking the piss. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Depends on the thread , mine tend to ramble on about all sorts of jolly nonsense.
Most fall asleep before getting to the conclusion.
As for the kiss , f*ck , avoid thread we should have auto responce as a bloke we do , poster above chap = pint lady = kiss
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why can't I get a meet?
Because your a whining little fucktard, now man up and sort your profile out and don't either me with this inane bullshit again
Is it racist?
Possibly, possibly not, just stop being an over sensitive fucktard, and dirt your profile out and don't bother me with this inane bullshit again
Kiss, fuck, avoid?
All in that order
Jeremy Corbin
You moaned about all the leaders being the same, now fuck off and deal with it you fucktard.
Is kinky butler the best shag on the whole site?
If you have to ask, you, are a fucktard  |
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"They could pretty much all be answered with:
"sometimes yes and sometimes no".
I want a 'Like' button on posts so that people realise that other people do notice and like what they say.
Yes, a like button would be good."
If we're going to have a like button for thread posts can we also have a dis-like button, or at least a disagree button, to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would be possible and actually not that much effort! Just a simple bit of javascript added on.
I wouldnt though freedom of speech and all that. Words on their own are no good its phrases and even then code cant read intent or context. So no point.
That's my point with saying it wouldn't work well. There are lots of ways to phrase the same question or subject. And the code may pick out just one aspect and act on that incorrectly.
I mean if it were possible to code it to work accurately on frequently asked questions.
A set response to some would allow people to ask and give them an answer without the risk of people getting arsey at the same question again and/or taking the piss."
You could have a tick list option when people press new post. To say. Is your post regarding profile advice? Is it regarding no interest? Etc etc. The tick the relevant one and are redirected to that part of the faqs when they submit xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would be possible and actually not that much effort! Just a simple bit of javascript added on.
I wouldnt though freedom of speech and all that. Words on their own are no good its phrases and even then code cant read intent or context. So no point."
Freedom of speech on a moderated forum, bound by rules created by lawyers and management?
There is no free speech on here. Just regulated discussions. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They could pretty much all be answered with:
"sometimes yes and sometimes no".
I want a 'Like' button on posts so that people realise that other people do notice and like what they say.
Yes, a like button would be good.
If we're going to have a like button for thread posts can we also have a dis-like button, or at least a disagree button, to."
That would turn it into the daily mail.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They could pretty much all be answered with:
"sometimes yes and sometimes no".
I want a 'Like' button on posts so that people realise that other people do notice and like what they say.
Yes, a like button would be good.
If we're going to have a like button for thread posts can we also have a dis-like button, or at least a disagree button, to."
I like your dislike idea.  |
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"It would be possible and actually not that much effort! Just a simple bit of javascript added on.
I wouldnt though freedom of speech and all that. Words on their own are no good its phrases and even then code cant read intent or context. So no point.
That's my point with saying it wouldn't work well. There are lots of ways to phrase the same question or subject. And the code may pick out just one aspect and act on that incorrectly.
I mean if it were possible to code it to work accurately on frequently asked questions.
A set response to some would allow people to ask and give them an answer without the risk of people getting arsey at the same question again and/or taking the piss.
You could have a tick list option when people press new post. To say. Is your post regarding profile advice? Is it regarding no interest? Etc etc. The tick the relevant one and are redirected to that part of the faqs when they submit xx"
You're way too sensible and nowhere near confrontational enough for this site.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would be possible and actually not that much effort! Just a simple bit of javascript added on.
I wouldnt though freedom of speech and all that. Words on their own are no good its phrases and even then code cant read intent or context. So no point.
Freedom of speech on a moderated forum, bound by rules created by lawyers and management?
There is no free speech on here. Just regulated discussions."
They are free to say it and the owners are free to take it down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would be possible and actually not that much effort! Just a simple bit of javascript added on.
I wouldnt though freedom of speech and all that. Words on their own are no good its phrases and even then code cant read intent or context. So no point.
That's my point with saying it wouldn't work well. There are lots of ways to phrase the same question or subject. And the code may pick out just one aspect and act on that incorrectly.
I mean if it were possible to code it to work accurately on frequently asked questions.
A set response to some would allow people to ask and give them an answer without the risk of people getting arsey at the same question again and/or taking the piss.
You could have a tick list option when people press new post. To say. Is your post regarding profile advice? Is it regarding no interest? Etc etc. The tick the relevant one and are redirected to that part of the faqs when they submit xx
You're way too sensible and nowhere near confrontational enough for this site. "
Haha im as laid back as a wham bar |
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As well as auto-response, once categorized into such an auto-requiring thread, could they disappear, I mean get moved, to a sub level of the forum - that it might then be possible to avoid forever?
I'd agree with kiss, f,p and the others listed, all going that way. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They could pretty much all be answered with:
"sometimes yes and sometimes no".
I want a 'Like' button on posts so that people realise that other people do notice and like what they say."
You could just use to show you like their post |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They could pretty much all be answered with:
"sometimes yes and sometimes no".
I want a 'Like' button on posts so that people realise that other people do notice and like what they say."
A like button is an excellent idea |
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Or a "here's what's probably wrong with your profile" thread/guide 
Or
"We've detected you're a guy that's been here [5] days and are trying to create a thread blaming your lack of immediate meets on everyone else. Please try again when you have realistic expectations." |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
On the 'my cock is too huge to get a meet' threads an automatic response that says,
This thread is useless without pics
Mostly because I find reverse image search a lot of fun on those  |
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