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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Good evening fabbbers, friends and forumites.
I have never jolly well had a rant before . Usually avoid the rant threads. But I am afraid something has got my blinking goat !!
Good gravy I am jolly hopping vexed. I am in all a tizzy with frustrated grumpiness'.
I have salvaged an old laptop, this being for the use of only one thing. I have bought the latest Football Manager simulation game. I haven't played one if these in years.
I cleared the laptops hard drive and ensured the space needed . Ordered the game from an on line retailer.
Today the said game arrived . Ho ho thought I, I will load it up when my dinner is cooking. A rather delish stir-fry that delivered all my five a day in one hit. I popped the dvd in the drive. I had to load up a social network game playing platform called Steam.
I dont want to play online. I dont want some spotty fourteen year-old from Kettering beating the side I have chosen. I have spent many a miserable hour stood on freezing and wet non league terraces to be beaten by any one . I do not wish to play on line.
Its taken for ever to load the games platform. Now I have to load the game. In the time I could have scouted my local pub team. Taken up the managers role. (cue sports fitness montage and rock song) and now have them playing in the Premier league.
Aghh
Ok rant over , on the plus side the stir fry was delicious. Oh and I saw Winter Watch on BBC 2 . What an excellent show. I tweeted in my early pictures of Maythorn in bloom as seen today. Delightful
Ok as you where rant over
Taff and Pooch
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Whopps sorry , it still may be loading by Thursday .
Pooch had his head on my knee bd we are watching a spiffing program on BBC 2 the real marigold hotel. Its just a wonderful hoot |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I am now past ranting sorry
Just seen Miriam Margolyes say she wanted a Wee Wee in an Indian market. She is such a naughty brilliant fun lady she makes me chortle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on taff i kmow ypu have better than that in you  
You know I can be a silly giddy goat , sorry.
You would love these biscuits
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Come on you even know the w word. Im a biscuit addict  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come on taff i kmow ypu have better than that in you
You know I can be a silly giddy goat , sorry.
You would love these biscuits
Come on you even know the w word. Im a biscuit addict "
Its a coffee selection the cappuccino is spectacular |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
"I am now past ranting sorry
Just seen Miriam Margolyes say she wanted a Wee Wee in an Indian market. She is such a naughty brilliant fun lady she makes me chortle "
Haven't got a cluesey woosey what you are talking about.... but jolly spiffing threadsy xxxxxx |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"I am now past ranting sorry
Just seen Miriam Margolyes say she wanted a Wee Wee in an Indian market. She is such a naughty brilliant fun lady she makes me chortle "
i wouldnt buy any fruit from that stall in that case  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good evening fabbbers, friends and forumites.
I have never jolly well had a rant before . Usually avoid the rant threads. But I am afraid something has got my blinking goat !!
Good gravy I am jolly hopping vexed. I am in all a tizzy with frustrated grumpiness'.
I have salvaged an old laptop, this being for the use of only one thing. I have bought the latest Football Manager simulation game. I haven't played one if these in years.
I cleared the laptops hard drive and ensured the space needed . Ordered the game from an on line retailer.
Today the said game arrived . Ho ho thought I, I will load it up when my dinner is cooking. A rather delish stir-fry that delivered all my five a day in one hit. I popped the dvd in the drive. I had to load up a social network game playing platform called Steam.
I dont want to play online. I dont want some spotty fourteen year-old from Kettering beating the side I have chosen. I have spent many a miserable hour stood on freezing and wet non league terraces to be beaten by any one . I do not wish to play on line.
Its taken for ever to load the games platform. Now I have to load the game. In the time I could have scouted my local pub team. Taken up the managers role. (cue sports fitness montage and rock song) and now have them playing in the Premier league.
Aghh
Ok rant over , on the plus side the stir fry was delicious. Oh and I saw Winter Watch on BBC 2 . What an excellent show. I tweeted in my early pictures of Maythorn in bloom as seen today. Delightful
Ok as you where rant over
Taff and Pooch
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Dear Taff and Pooch.
As rants go, this is an admirable start.
Something to build on for the future.
7/10
Rant approved.
*ticks box. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good evening fabbbers, friends and forumites.
I have never jolly well had a rant before . Usually avoid the rant threads. But I am afraid something has got my blinking goat !!
Good gravy I am jolly hopping vexed. I am in all a tizzy with frustrated grumpiness'.
I have salvaged an old laptop, this being for the use of only one thing. I have bought the latest Football Manager simulation game. I haven't played one if these in years.
I cleared the laptops hard drive and ensured the space needed . Ordered the game from an on line retailer.
Today the said game arrived . Ho ho thought I, I will load it up when my dinner is cooking. A rather delish stir-fry that delivered all my five a day in one hit. I popped the dvd in the drive. I had to load up a social network game playing platform called Steam.
I dont want to play online. I dont want some spotty fourteen year-old from Kettering beating the side I have chosen. I have spent many a miserable hour stood on freezing and wet non league terraces to be beaten by any one . I do not wish to play on line.
Its taken for ever to load the games platform. Now I have to load the game. In the time I could have scouted my local pub team. Taken up the managers role. (cue sports fitness montage and rock song) and now have them playing in the Premier league.
Aghh
Ok rant over , on the plus side the stir fry was delicious. Oh and I saw Winter Watch on BBC 2 . What an excellent show. I tweeted in my early pictures of Maythorn in bloom as seen today. Delightful
Ok as you where rant over
Taff and Pooch
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Oh btw. Steam is possibly the best thing since sliced bread.
You should be able to get portal 1 or 2 for free through there i highly recomend it.
The best puzzle games in a long time (youll need a mouse though).
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good evening fabbbers, friends and forumites.
I have never jolly well had a rant before . Usually avoid the rant threads. But I am afraid something has got my blinking goat !!
Good gravy I am jolly hopping vexed. I am in all a tizzy with frustrated grumpiness'.
I have salvaged an old laptop, this being for the use of only one thing. I have bought the latest Football Manager simulation game. I haven't played one if these in years.
I cleared the laptops hard drive and ensured the space needed . Ordered the game from an on line retailer.
Today the said game arrived . Ho ho thought I, I will load it up when my dinner is cooking. A rather delish stir-fry that delivered all my five a day in one hit. I popped the dvd in the drive. I had to load up a social network game playing platform called Steam.
I dont want to play online. I dont want some spotty fourteen year-old from Kettering beating the side I have chosen. I have spent many a miserable hour stood on freezing and wet non league terraces to be beaten by any one . I do not wish to play on line.
Its taken for ever to load the games platform. Now I have to load the game. In the time I could have scouted my local pub team. Taken up the managers role. (cue sports fitness montage and rock song) and now have them playing in the Premier league.
Aghh
Ok rant over , on the plus side the stir fry was delicious. Oh and I saw Winter Watch on BBC 2 . What an excellent show. I tweeted in my early pictures of Maythorn in bloom as seen today. Delightful
Ok as you where rant over
Taff and Pooch
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You my friend are the funniest but nicest ranter ever! I'd love to over hear you arguing or complaining to some one!
On the other hand, when you get bored simulating games, reading board emails, upgrading your squad, training facilities and stadium and you decide you want to play a proper football game send a raven and we'll play Fifa together
Out of curiosity....which team did you choose to manage and what are your season objectives? X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello that's terribly kind of you to say.
I am still jolly well waiting for it to finish updating and loading. So I still haven't chosen a team to manage , probably a lower league side .
Though on the plus side I have watched two rather good programs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hello that's terribly kind of you to say.
I am still jolly well waiting for it to finish updating and loading. So I still haven't chosen a team to manage , probably a lower league side .
Though on the plus side I have watched two rather good programs "
I'm absolutely glad you said a lower league side! No fun in going top flight with a good squad and huge budget!
The way it's going though you may as well put net flix, probably get through a season of walking dead before your first game! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hello that's terribly kind of you to say.
I am still jolly well waiting for it to finish updating and loading. So I still haven't chosen a team to manage , probably a lower league side .
Though on the plus side I have watched two rather good programs "
On the other hand instea dof ordering online you could have just installed steam, got the game there (or a cd key seller) set it to download before you went to bed and been playing days ago |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hello that's terribly kind of you to say.
I am still jolly well waiting for it to finish updating and loading. So I still haven't chosen a team to manage , probably a lower league side .
Though on the plus side I have watched two rather good programs
On the other hand instea dof ordering online you could have just installed steam, got the game there (or a cd key seller) set it to download before you went to bed and been playing days ago"
True but it was a bit of an impulse and I didn't know about steam |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just face it Taff, when they say Steam they don't mean your laptop should be steam powered 
It's about time you joined the 21st century   "
Chuckle I have been wondering where to pop in the coal .
So ok which team should I manage ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just face it Taff, when they say Steam they don't mean your laptop should be steam powered
It's about time you joined the 21st century
Chuckle I have been wondering where to pop in the coal .
So ok which team should I manage ? "
Manchester City of course 
I'll be there singing Blue Moon tomorrow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good evening taff! After our convo yesterday there seams to of been another.hoping they are not related.....
As for tv I'm enjoying a prog on the Victorians and what they had in there's houses that may of killed them ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just face it Taff, when they say Steam they don't mean your laptop should be steam powered
It's about time you joined the 21st century
Chuckle I have been wondering where to pop in the coal .
So ok which team should I manage ?
Manchester City of course
I'll be there singing Blue Moon tomorrow "
Given my Mighty Red Machine got to the final of the League cup today , all be it on pens . I may be tempted to manage Man City lol .
I am thinking a league one side , but who ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good evening taff! After our convo yesterday there seams to of been another.hoping they are not related.....
As for tv I'm enjoying a prog on the Victorians and what they had in there's houses that may of killed them ??"
Goodness me another one !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good evening taff! After our convo yesterday there seams to of been another.hoping they are not related.....
As for tv I'm enjoying a prog on the Victorians and what they had in there's houses that may of killed them ??
Goodness me another one !!"
Yea both male simler age both in flats alone. No connection has been reliesed yet but all points that way. X
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Same here. Kids wanted a game similar to Minecraft. Bought the pc version,stuck the disc in and had to install Steam. Finished installing and then couldn't work out how to play the bloody game. They got Minecraft online for the PS instead. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just face it Taff, when they say Steam they don't mean your laptop should be steam powered
It's about time you joined the 21st century
Chuckle I have been wondering where to pop in the coal .
So ok which team should I manage ?
Manchester City of course
I'll be there singing Blue Moon tomorrow
Given my Mighty Red Machine got to the final of the League cup today , all be it on pens . I may be tempted to manage Man City lol .
I am thinking a league one side , but who ? "
Bradford, port vale, Doncaster?
They're all about mid table this season |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well I still haven't been able to finish loading the game. So my dreams of being a football manager are still unfulfilled.
On the plus side , I watched two interesting documentaries, hooved the lounge, sorted out some of my cd's. Also prepared a lovely stew for the slow cooker. All in all a productive evening.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I still haven't been able to finish loading the game. So my dreams of being a football manager are still unfulfilled.
On the plus side , I watched two interesting documentaries, hooved the lounge, sorted out some of my cd's. Also prepared a lovely stew for the slow cooker. All in all a productive evening.
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And at this pace you'll be pretty much ready for Rant Thursday. |
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