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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent

When you write 'fancy a fuck' in fridge magnets so you can send a photo to the coffee shop guy then accidentally send it to your knob head ex when your trying to attach a video of our son singing him happy birthday...

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By *izzy.Woman  over a year ago

Stoke area


"When you write 'fancy a fuck' in fridge magnets so you can send a photo to the coffee shop guy then accidentally send it to your knob head ex when your trying to attach a video of our son singing him happy birthday...

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Oopsy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Awkward 3sum?

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Awkward 3sum?"

Theres not enough alcohol in the world to persuade me thats a good idea.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh my god!! I remember putting an "x" on one of my messages to him and that was bad enough!

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple  over a year ago

Trowbridge

Recall msg function should be mandatory.......but that is a rather large bouncing bollock to drop

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Oh my god!! I remember putting an "x" on one of my messages to him and that was bad enough!"

Ha. I put x's on everyone's texts apart from his, even to my boss.

I've managed to blag my way around it.

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Recall msg function should be mandatory.......but that is a rather large bouncing bollock to drop

"

I felt a bit sick as I realised what had happened!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oooooooo he's so been strutting around going "yeah she wants me, she can't resist the (insert first name)enator, I've still got it" LOL

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

V here

Once texted my ex I loved him and couldn't wait until I saw him.

Never really said that when I was married to him

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By *verready32Man  over a year ago

omagh


"When you write 'fancy a fuck' in fridge magnets so you can send a photo to the coffee shop guy then accidentally send it to your knob head ex when your trying to attach a video of our son singing him happy birthday...

"

Oh dear not what you wanted

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Write the words "Sorry, autocorrect -fuck off!" In fridge magnets, take a pic and send that to him. Problem solved! :D

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Write the words "Sorry, autocorrect -fuck off!" In fridge magnets, take a pic and send that to him. Problem solved! :D"

Haha....love it!!!

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By *verysmileMan  over a year ago

Canterbury

Doh !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Once sent a text to a mate saying that I took miss x home, just because he had called and text because I disappeared, but sent it to my entire address book, including my ex wife, my boss, my mum, and my daughter, and miss x herself, I swear I was almost sick on the spot.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yeah...he's been thinking.."Ive won her back! Im not a knobhead after all!" He's been to get a cock wax..

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Yeah...he's been thinking.."Ive won her back! Im not a knobhead after all!" He's been to get a cock wax.. "

He lives with his girlfriend and their 4 month old baby. So I doubt it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hahaha that's so funny. I missed the original coffee shop guy post but have been keeping updated lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Once sent a text to a mate saying that I took miss x home, just because he had called and text because I disappeared, but sent it to my entire address book, including my ex wife, my boss, my mum, and my daughter, and miss x herself, I swear I was almost sick on the spot."

That actually made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeah...he's been thinking.."Ive won her back! Im not a knobhead after all!" He's been to get a cock wax..

He lives with his girlfriend and their 4 month old baby. So I doubt it "

That wouldn't stop some darlink!

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Hahaha that's so funny. I missed the original coffee shop guy post but have been keeping updated lol "

I cant even bring myself to send it to him now. The idea has been ruined!! I'm sure he will find it hilarious when I tell him tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hahaha that's so funny. I missed the original coffee shop guy post but have been keeping updated lol

I cant even bring myself to send it to him now. The idea has been ruined!! I'm sure he will find it hilarious when I tell him tomorrow "

Alphabet spaghetti?

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Hahaha that's so funny. I missed the original coffee shop guy post but have been keeping updated lol

I cant even bring myself to send it to him now. The idea has been ruined!! I'm sure he will find it hilarious when I tell him tomorrow

Alphabet spaghetti?"

Are you in my kitchen?????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I once sent an email to my girl friend suggesting we book a week off work together so we could fuck our brains out.

I didn't realise I was responding to an email from my female boss when I pressed send. whoops!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I once sent an email to my girl friend suggesting we book a week off work together so we could fuck our brains out.

I didn't realise I was responding to an email from my female boss when I pressed send. whoops!"

So how u findin unemployment?

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

OMG Hottie I feel for you. I've heard some of the stories about your ex so I know the last thing you want to do is encourage him I hope you're ok.

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Hottie, Did you shag him?

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"OMG Hottie I feel for you. I've heard some of the stories about your ex so I know the last thing you want to do is encourage him I hope you're ok."

Mortified. I thought the picture I clicked on opened the album and off it went.

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Hottie, Did you shag him? "

Not for a very long time I haven't and never will again

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent

I'm now eating Nutella and white choc spread from a jar with a spoon to help me get over it..

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By *ullbackbuttMan  over a year ago

Purton


"I once sent an email to my girl friend suggesting we book a week off work together so we could fuck our brains out.

I didn't realise I was responding to an email from my female boss when I pressed send. whoops!"

What happened???

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By *unessexblMan  over a year ago

Colchester


"I'm now eating Nutella and white choc spread from a jar with a spoon to help me get over it.."

With Ben & Jerrys for desert???

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"I'm now eating Nutella and white choc spread from a jar with a spoon to help me get over it..

With Ben & Jerrys for desert???"

Oh if only. Caramel core. Or baked Alaska..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I once sent an email to my girl friend suggesting we book a week off work together so we could fuck our brains out.

I didn't realise I was responding to an email from my female boss when I pressed send. whoops!

So how u findin unemployment? "

Or promotion

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By *hoenixmanMan  over a year ago

Where men are men, and sheep are nervous...!


"I once sent an email to my girl friend suggesting we book a week off work together so we could fuck our brains out.

I didn't realise I was responding to an email from my female boss when I pressed send. whoops!"

Things some people will do to get promoted.... honestly!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

so tempting to send another message saying 'that part wasnt for you of course silly me'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I did this recently but i said can't wait till later for kinky sex only to send it to my 19 year daughter ! Horrified

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman  over a year ago

Bedfordshire

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman  over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"I'm now eating Nutella and white choc spread from a jar with a spoon to help me get over it.."

I feel your pain. Now pass me a spoon

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By *issHottieBottie OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"I'm now eating Nutella and white choc spread from a jar with a spoon to help me get over it..

I feel your pain. Now pass me a spoon "

Prob best. It'll save me doing the whole jar...

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By *angtidy42Couple  over a year ago

Redditch

Next text oh sorry that was for someone else. Dream on kitty.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I hate those moments, Like when you go to send a negative text about someone and send it to them

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