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By *olgate OP   Man  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Marriage Blues. ......

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

~By Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

~By Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

~By Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them.

~By Mike Tyson

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?

~By George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

~By Bill Clinton

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays."

~By George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

~By Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

~By Michael Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!

~By Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

~By Shaquille O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

~By Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

By David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

~By Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

~By Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

~ByTommy Lee

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

~By Brad Pitt

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

~ By Jimmy Kimmel

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”

~By David Letterman

“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer..ring!

~By Jay Leno

"The reason why wives live longer is beacause they don't have a Wife"

~by Brandon Breezy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Marriage Blues. ......

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

~By Lee Majors

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I love the way that you just equated women to property. It's really sexy.

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By *olgate OP   Man  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Nice to see your sense of humour bypass wasn't a failure

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By *uzzy NavelWoman  over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Ha ha some funnies in there....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nice to see your sense of humour bypass wasn't a failure "

I know, right?

I just love humour that says women are something to be endured and put up with. It's hilarious! I don't know why anyone wouldn't love that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm sure there is the husband equivalent out there too.....

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By *olgate OP   Man  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

You lack empathy

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By *uzzy NavelWoman  over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

~By Shaquille O’Neal

Men take notice and all will be well!! Ha ha

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By *olgate OP   Man  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Blimey! I'm quite surprised at this .

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Marriage Blues. ......

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

~By Lee Majors

I love the way that you just equated women to property. It's really sexy. "

The bionic man did.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Nice to see your sense of humour bypass wasn't a failure

I know, right?

I just love humour that says women are something to be endured and put up with. It's hilarious! I don't know why anyone wouldn't love that."

I can't understand so much men vs. women stuff on a site designed primarily for us to contact and meet each other. It boggles my brain.

I guess some people really don't see casual sexism or really do think it's not harmful and is a joke.

We're here to try to meet each other and yet can't help but disrespect and put each other down, as an entire group.

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By *eavenscentitCouple  over a year ago

barnstaple

Totally agree to the above, I love men however, just to note married men fair better than married women in general.

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By *ensual temptressWoman  over a year ago

Southampton


"Totally agree to the above, I love men however, just to note married men fair better than married women in general."

In what way? ?

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Totally agree to the above, I love men however, just to note married men fair better than married women in general.

In what way? ?"

In respect of jokes like this I think.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I read the op's post with a smile, thinking this would be an amusing thread of tit for tat jokes . . . . Its not looking good upto now like :-/

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I read the op's post with a smile, thinking this would be an amusing thread of tit for tat jokes . . . . Its not looking good upto now like :-/"

Is being disrespectful to each other really funny though?

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman  over a year ago

London


"Nice to see your sense of humour bypass wasn't a failure

I know, right?

I just love humour that says women are something to be endured and put up with. It's hilarious! I don't know why anyone wouldn't love that.

I can't understand so much men vs. women stuff on a site designed primarily for us to contact and meet each other. It boggles my brain.

I guess some people really don't see casual sexism or really do think it's not harmful and is a joke.

We're here to try to meet each other and yet can't help but disrespect and put each other down, as an entire group.

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couldn't have said it better.

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By *oobsandballsMan  over a year ago

st andrews


"Nice to see your sense of humour bypass wasn't a failure

I know, right?

I just love humour that says women are something to be endured and put up with. It's hilarious! I don't know why anyone wouldn't love that.

I can't understand so much men vs. women stuff on a site designed primarily for us to contact and meet each other. It boggles my brain.

I guess some people really don't see casual sexism or really do think it's not harmful and is a joke.

We're here to try to meet each other and yet can't help but disrespect and put each other down, as an entire group.

couldn't have said it better.

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Thirded. Just eurgh.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman  over a year ago

Hereabouts

Well I thought it was funny

Over sensitive people getting offended by something that was posted as humour

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Why is being disrespectful about each other funny though?

Perpetuating these jokes just continues to confirm stereotypes that do harm to both men and women, (though mostly women, particularly in this case).

The first quote, whilst very clever, does refer to women in terms of property and we take these things in subconsciously unless we actually think about them and question them. They influence our thoughts and actions.

We accept it's ok, and funny, to regard women as property.

Women have historically been property, and often still are treated that way even today. We should be acting to change that, not laughing about it and making jokes.

Some of the guys were quick enough to protest when they noticed men are sometimes portrayed as bungling dolts on adverts.

These stereotypes are harmful, not light-hearted or funny, regardless of the OP's intentions, (which were clearly not malicious).

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like Englishman irishman scottishman jokes.

I don't dislike the irish.

I quite like in law jokes...I don't dislike inlaws.

There are loads of jokes involving men and I don't dislike men.

There are jokes involving women and I quite like women as it goes.

its just jokes.

don't make us live in a shit world where we can't tell a joke without sitting down and working out who it may or may not offend.

there's a world of difference between telling a joke and having a go.

There are jokes involving all kinds of groups that I don't dislike.

Still find the jokes funny though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well I thought it was funny

Over sensitive people getting offended by something that was posted as humour

I agree ... The difference between men being put down against women bring put down, strikes its ugly head again "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well I thought it was funny

Over sensitive people getting offended by something that was posted as humour "

FWIW I'm not offended.

I just think it's humour that was best left back in the 1970s when Page 3 reined, drink driving was acceptable, and Jimmy Saville was still cool.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Its not being disrespectful about anybody, its called humour, for goodness sake get a grip some of you , Claire

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Well I thought it was funny

Over sensitive people getting offended by something that was posted as humour

FWIW I'm not offended.

I just think it's humour that was best left back in the 1970s when Page 3 reined, drink driving was acceptable, and Jimmy Saville was still cool."

Same here, I'm not offended. I just don't see the humour in perpetuating harmful historical behaviours and stereotypes.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In the interest of balance.

Husband: "Want a quickie?"

Wife: "As opposed to what?"

My husband said he wanted more space.

So I locked him outside.

What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?

Miss her. Pity her.

Why are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In the interest of balance.

Husband: "Want a quickie?"

Wife: "As opposed to what?"

My husband said he wanted more space.

So I locked him outside.

What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?

Miss her. Pity her.

Why are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."

"

And actually, none of those perpetuate harmful historical stereotypes nor do they suggest that women are just property to be traded between friends!

So much better - well done you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The real reason people put on weight when married...

After a night out a single person goes to the fridge, there's nothing there they fancy so they go to bed.

A married person goes to the bed, there's nothing there they fancy so they go to the fridge....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In the interest of balance.

Husband: "Want a quickie?"

Wife: "As opposed to what?"

My husband said he wanted more space.

So I locked him outside.

What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?

Miss her. Pity her.

Why are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."

And actually, none of those perpetuate harmful historical stereotypes nor do they suggest that women are just property to be traded between friends!

So much better - well done you!"

They are funny. I also prefer to take this piss out myself and my sex than the other way round. I like self-deprecating humour

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman  over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Well I thought it was funny

Over sensitive people getting offended by something that was posted as humour

FWIW I'm not offended.

I just think it's humour that was best left back in the 1970s when Page 3 reined, drink driving was acceptable, and Jimmy Saville was still cool."

Wasn't aimed directly at you. Are you a wife? I've been a wife and I'm not offended by any of it. Yeah sexism is still around but posts like this should be taken with a pinch of salt. Colgate isn't a prick and I know he didn't mean any of it maliciously. And he hasn't said that he thinks all of the stuff he posted, it's just for a laugh. I can understand why some people are offended/upset/whatever by stuff like this, but I still just find it funny.

It's like women in the kitchen jokes.. I find them hilarious because I can't cook

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wasn't aimed directly at you. Are you a wife? "

Do you have to have signed a government contract in order to understand how sexist jokes can perpetuate negative stereotypes?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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They are funny. I also prefer to take this piss out myself and my sex than the other way round. I like self-deprecating humour "

I do think that there is something in that.

A female comedian being self-depreciating and funny about women can often be really rather humorous AND on point.

A guy making the same jokes, would almost certainly come across as being a sexist dick.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman  over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Wasn't aimed directly at you. Are you a wife?

Do you have to have signed a government contract in order to understand how sexist jokes can perpetuate negative stereotypes?"

Jokes about wives are a little different to jokes about women. Jokes about blonde women are a little different to jokes about women. It's picking specific, easy to joke about people.. Jokes about men being idiots are still funny even if men aren't idiots. I'm just saying that jokes are jokes and should be taken with a pinch of salt. Nothing in the OP is malicious..

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By *olgate OP   Man  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

So anti male humour gets your approval

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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They are funny. I also prefer to take this piss out myself and my sex than the other way round. I like self-deprecating humour

I do think that there is something in that.

A female comedian being self-depreciating and funny about women can often be really rather humorous AND on point.

A guy making the same jokes, would almost certainly come across as being a sexist dick."

Potentially racist and jingoistic humour works the same way. Iranians making jokes about Iranians, Scottish making jokes about Scots, Blacks about Blacks. It always seems to be far more acceptable. Interesting really

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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They are funny. I also prefer to take this piss out myself and my sex than the other way round. I like self-deprecating humour

I do think that there is something in that.

A female comedian being self-depreciating and funny about women can often be really rather humorous AND on point.

A guy making the same jokes, would almost certainly come across as being a sexist dick."

What, if he was making jokes about other men?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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They are funny. I also prefer to take this piss out myself and my sex than the other way round. I like self-deprecating humour

I do think that there is something in that.

A female comedian being self-depreciating and funny about women can often be really rather humorous AND on point.

A guy making the same jokes, would almost certainly come across as being a sexist dick."

Only women can tell sexist jokes?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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They are funny. I also prefer to take this piss out myself and my sex than the other way round. I like self-deprecating humour

I do think that there is something in that.

A female comedian being self-depreciating and funny about women can often be really rather humorous AND on point.

A guy making the same jokes, would almost certainly come across as being a sexist dick.

What, if he was making jokes about other men?"

That would be fine...women are too special to have jokes made against them by mere men

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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They are funny. I also prefer to take this piss out myself and my sex than the other way round. I like self-deprecating humour

I do think that there is something in that.

A female comedian being self-depreciating and funny about women can often be really rather humorous AND on point.

A guy making the same jokes, would almost certainly come across as being a sexist dick."

By extension of this, had the OP been female and posted the same set of jokes, does that then make them self depreciating and humorous?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The nothing box - Mark Grungor......I love this...split my sides laughing when I saw it the first time. A lesson in understanding men

http://youtu.be/SWiBRL-bxiA

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple  over a year ago

near cardiff


"I like Englishman irishman scottishman jokes.

I don't dislike the irish.

I quite like in law jokes...I don't dislike inlaws.

There are loads of jokes involving men and I don't dislike men.

There are jokes involving women and I quite like women as it goes.

its just jokes.

don't make us live in a shit world where we can't tell a joke without sitting down and working out who it may or may not offend.

there's a world of difference between telling a joke and having a go.

There are jokes involving all kinds of groups that I don't dislike.

Still find the jokes funny though.

"

Just jokes? What's your favourite derogatory joke about black people?

Going to post it publicly?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

They are funny. I also prefer to take this piss out myself and my sex than the other way round. I like self-deprecating humour

I do think that there is something in that.

A female comedian being self-depreciating and funny about women can often be really rather humorous AND on point.

A guy making the same jokes, would almost certainly come across as being a sexist dick.

By extension of this, had the OP been female and posted the same set of jokes, does that then make them self depreciating and humorous?"

I would have probably still said something, but I most likely would have said something slightly different.

I still don't think it's great to perpetuate negative historical stereotypes about women and what a nag we all are.

Men don't really have the same historical oppression to make jokes about, so the jokes are obviously quite different.

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By *an_WoodMan  over a year ago

Stafford

Having never been married I can see it was a lucky escape

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What some have failed to notice in their rush to find hate and abuse is that the men who made their comments/jokes in the opening post are actually taking the piss out of themselves because they have wives and love them and probably love women in general

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

They are funny. I also prefer to take this piss out myself and my sex than the other way round. I like self-deprecating humour

I do think that there is something in that.

A female comedian being self-depreciating and funny about women can often be really rather humorous AND on point.

A guy making the same jokes, would almost certainly come across as being a sexist dick.

By extension of this, had the OP been female and posted the same set of jokes, does that then make them self depreciating and humorous?

I would have probably still said something, but I most likely would have said something slightly different.

I still don't think it's great to perpetuate negative historical stereotypes about women and what a nag we all are.

Men don't really have the same historical oppression to make jokes about, so the jokes are obviously quite different."

I'm sorry wasp but the same historical oppression.

Really?

So men have never been sold into slavery?

Men have never been press ganged?

Men have never been oppressed?

I'm very sorry you can't make a sweeping statement like that.

Yes women have been oppressed, but so have both sexes. Usually by the rich, wealthy.

I am not going to tell you to lighten up coz it's clearly a very serious subject matter that you obviously feel strongly about.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gone are the days when threads used to make me cry with laughter

Everything is so serious now .....

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By *ensual temptressWoman  over a year ago

Southampton

What do you call a gorilla in a minefield ? A Ba-BOOM!!

Oh sorry that may of offended the animal cruelty groups there !!

When the forum has worked out what jokes aren't offensive can someone please let me know.

Ta muchly! ! X

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"

They are funny. I also prefer to take this piss out myself and my sex than the other way round. I like self-deprecating humour

I do think that there is something in that.

A female comedian being self-depreciating and funny about women can often be really rather humorous AND on point.

A guy making the same jokes, would almost certainly come across as being a sexist dick.

By extension of this, had the OP been female and posted the same set of jokes, does that then make them self depreciating and humorous?

I would have probably still said something, but I most likely would have said something slightly different.

I still don't think it's great to perpetuate negative historical stereotypes about women and what a nag we all are.

Men don't really have the same historical oppression to make jokes about, so the jokes are obviously quite different.

I'm sorry wasp but the same historical oppression.

Really?

So men have never been sold into slavery?

Men have never been press ganged?

Men have never been oppressed?

I'm very sorry you can't make a sweeping statement like that.

Yes women have been oppressed, but so have both sexes. Usually by the rich, wealthy.

I am not going to tell you to lighten up coz it's clearly a very serious subject matter that you obviously feel strongly about.

"

I've yet to hear any jokes about men being sold into slavery or press ganged though.

They have been oppressed in some ways, yes, but it's not joked about.

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple  over a year ago

near cardiff


"What some have failed to notice in their rush to find hate and abuse is that the men who made their comments/jokes in the opening post are actually taking the piss out of themselves because they have wives and love them and probably love women in general"

Do you really think it's that deep? I thought they were taking the piss out of their wives? Do we need to re-read these quotes?

"Probably love women in general"*

*not all men.

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By *ensual temptressWoman  over a year ago

Southampton


"Gone are the days when threads used to make me cry with laughter

Everything is so serious now ....."

Oh Heath Ledger! Thank you for starting a little day dream now !!MMMMMMMM!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I always read these things and think I'm either a brilliant wife (because none of it applies to me) or a terrible excuse for a wife (because none of it applies to me).

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gone are the days when threads used to make me cry with laughter

Everything is so serious now ....."

Oh god I loved those threads....not been so many recently though...not for want of trying though

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple  over a year ago

near cardiff

Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them.~By Mike Tyson

It's funny because he's a convinced rapist! I get this joke!

Teehee!

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By *unCoupleTXCouple  over a year ago

Long_iew

Sometimes I think some of your favorite thing to do is jump down each others' throats for any little thing. Clearly, he was just posting some silly jokes... not making some diabolical slander towards an entire gender or the institution of marriage. Lighten up. Jeez. (Runs and hides)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What some have failed to notice in their rush to find hate and abuse is that the men who made their comments/jokes in the opening post are actually taking the piss out of themselves because they have wives and love them and probably love women in general

Do you really think it's that deep? I thought they were taking the piss out of their wives? Do we need to re-read these quotes?

"Probably love women in general"*

*not all men.

"

Well if they really think wives/women are so bad why do they have them/put up with them? Who are they putting down exactly if not themselves?

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Gone are the days when threads used to make me cry with laughter

Everything is so serious now .....

Oh god I loved those threads....not been so many recently though...not for want of trying though "

Seawitch is trying with her cock assessments!

"Alert bell end"!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

They are funny. I also prefer to take this piss out myself and my sex than the other way round. I like self-deprecating humour

I do think that there is something in that.

A female comedian being self-depreciating and funny about women can often be really rather humorous AND on point.

A guy making the same jokes, would almost certainly come across as being a sexist dick.

By extension of this, had the OP been female and posted the same set of jokes, does that then make them self depreciating and humorous?

I would have probably still said something, but I most likely would have said something slightly different.

I still don't think it's great to perpetuate negative historical stereotypes about women and what a nag we all are.

Men don't really have the same historical oppression to make jokes about, so the jokes are obviously quite different.

I'm sorry wasp but the same historical oppression.

Really?

So men have never been sold into slavery?

Men have never been press ganged?

Men have never been oppressed?

I'm very sorry you can't make a sweeping statement like that.

Yes women have been oppressed, but so have both sexes. Usually by the rich, wealthy.

I am not going to tell you to lighten up coz it's clearly a very serious subject matter that you obviously feel strongly about.

"

Please do tell me some jokes about middle-class white men who have been sold into slavery or press-ganged.

I bet they're hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The only people allowed to make jokes about wives are their husbands. They have to live with them after all.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gone are the days when threads used to make me cry with laughter

Everything is so serious now .....

Oh god I loved those threads....not been so many recently though...not for want of trying though

Seawitch is trying with her cock assessments!

"Alert bell end"!

"

Yep it's a funny thread

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple  over a year ago

near cardiff


"What some have failed to notice in their rush to find hate and abuse is that the men who made their comments/jokes in the opening post are actually taking the piss out of themselves because they have wives and love them and probably love women in general

Do you really think it's that deep? I thought they were taking the piss out of their wives? Do we need to re-read these quotes?

"Probably love women in general"*

*not all men.

Well if they really think wives/women are so bad why do they have them/put up with them? Who are they putting down exactly if not themselves?

"

The quotes clearly dig at the wives, rather than themselves.

I can't answer why sexist men marry women. Superiority complex? Dowry money? The need for a male heir? Who knows, it's such a long standing mystery.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"What some have failed to notice in their rush to find hate and abuse is that the men who made their comments/jokes in the opening post are actually taking the piss out of themselves because they have wives and love them and probably love women in general

Do you really think it's that deep? I thought they were taking the piss out of their wives? Do we need to re-read these quotes?

"Probably love women in general"*

*not all men.

Well if they really think wives/women are so bad why do they have them/put up with them? Who are they putting down exactly if not themselves?

The quotes clearly dig at the wives, rather than themselves.

I can't answer why sexist men marry women. Superiority complex? Dowry money? The need for a male heir? Who knows, it's such a long standing mystery."

The status of owning property (the wife. The term trophy wife highlights this one) and someone to look after the house and him and to provide children.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What some have failed to notice in their rush to find hate and abuse is that the men who made their comments/jokes in the opening post are actually taking the piss out of themselves because they have wives and love them and probably love women in general

Do you really think it's that deep? I thought they were taking the piss out of their wives? Do we need to re-read these quotes?

"Probably love women in general"*

*not all men.

Well if they really think wives/women are so bad why do they have them/put up with them? Who are they putting down exactly if not themselves?

The quotes clearly dig at the wives, rather than themselves.

I can't answer why sexist men marry women. Superiority complex? Dowry money? The need for a male heir? Who knows, it's such a long standing mystery.

The status of owning property (the wife. The term trophy wife highlights this one) and someone to look after the house and him and to provide children."

PMSL who are the sexists here??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Its just a joke. I thought it was funny. Most funny jokes arent pc xx

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"What some have failed to notice in their rush to find hate and abuse is that the men who made their comments/jokes in the opening post are actually taking the piss out of themselves because they have wives and love them and probably love women in general

Do you really think it's that deep? I thought they were taking the piss out of their wives? Do we need to re-read these quotes?

"Probably love women in general"*

*not all men.

Well if they really think wives/women are so bad why do they have them/put up with them? Who are they putting down exactly if not themselves?

The quotes clearly dig at the wives, rather than themselves.

I can't answer why sexist men marry women. Superiority complex? Dowry money? The need for a male heir? Who knows, it's such a long standing mystery.

The status of owning property (the wife. The term trophy wife highlights this one) and someone to look after the house and him and to provide children.

PMSL who are the sexists here??"

I understand the _iew. I don't agree with it.

Those are the usual reasons sexist men get married.

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple  over a year ago

near cardiff


"What some have failed to notice in their rush to find hate and abuse is that the men who made their comments/jokes in the opening post are actually taking the piss out of themselves because they have wives and love them and probably love women in general

Do you really think it's that deep? I thought they were taking the piss out of their wives? Do we need to re-read these quotes?

"Probably love women in general"*

*not all men.

Well if they really think wives/women are so bad why do they have them/put up with them? Who are they putting down exactly if not themselves?

The quotes clearly dig at the wives, rather than themselves.

I can't answer why sexist men marry women. Superiority complex? Dowry money? The need for a male heir? Who knows, it's such a long standing mystery.

The status of owning property (the wife. The term trophy wife highlights this one) and someone to look after the house and him and to provide children.

PMSL who are the sexists here??"

Like, erm, herpa-dee-derpa, at the very least the origin of the quotes. Can you be mike tyson and not be sexist?

mao tried reading the OP??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What some have failed to notice in their rush to find hate and abuse is that the men who made their comments/jokes in the opening post are actually taking the piss out of themselves because they have wives and love them and probably love women in general

Do you really think it's that deep? I thought they were taking the piss out of their wives? Do we need to re-read these quotes?

"Probably love women in general"*

*not all men.

Well if they really think wives/women are so bad why do they have them/put up with them? Who are they putting down exactly if not themselves?

The quotes clearly dig at the wives, rather than themselves.

I can't answer why sexist men marry women. Superiority complex? Dowry money? The need for a male heir? Who knows, it's such a long standing mystery.

The status of owning property (the wife. The term trophy wife highlights this one) and someone to look after the house and him and to provide children.

PMSL who are the sexists here??

I understand the _iew. I don't agree with it.

Those are the usual reasons sexist men get married."

And isn't that being derogatory to the women who would marry such men? More so than any of the opening jokes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nice to see your sense of humour bypass wasn't a failure

I know, right?

I just love humour that says women are something to be endured and put up with. It's hilarious! I don't know why anyone wouldn't love that.

I can't understand so much men vs. women stuff on a site designed primarily for us to contact and meet each other. It boggles my brain.

I guess some people really don't see casual sexism or really do think it's not harmful and is a joke.

We're here to try to meet each other and yet can't help but disrespect and put each other down, as an entire group.

"

Very eloquent. If I'm chatting to someone and encounter sexism, I soon tell them. Some don't even realise the true meaning of what they've said!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it in the way your wife told you to. You’ll be amazed. - the internet

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"What some have failed to notice in their rush to find hate and abuse is that the men who made their comments/jokes in the opening post are actually taking the piss out of themselves because they have wives and love them and probably love women in general

Do you really think it's that deep? I thought they were taking the piss out of their wives? Do we need to re-read these quotes?

"Probably love women in general"*

*not all men.

Well if they really think wives/women are so bad why do they have them/put up with them? Who are they putting down exactly if not themselves?

The quotes clearly dig at the wives, rather than themselves.

I can't answer why sexist men marry women. Superiority complex? Dowry money? The need for a male heir? Who knows, it's such a long standing mystery.

The status of owning property (the wife. The term trophy wife highlights this one) and someone to look after the house and him and to provide children.

PMSL who are the sexists here??

I understand the _iew. I don't agree with it.

Those are the usual reasons sexist men get married.

And isn't that being derogatory to the women who would marry such men? More so than any of the opening jokes"

Why women would marry sexist men wasn't the question so no comment is being made about the women.

The reasons I gave are based on comments and behaviours observed, in real life, from sexist men.

I didn't comment on what I think of the women that marry them, in a derogatory fashion or otherwise.

Some women clearly do marry them though.

I'm not sure what your point is tbh.

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By *olgate OP   Man  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I actually thought that the people who made the quotes would come under more scrutiny

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple  over a year ago

near cardiff


"What some have failed to notice in their rush to find hate and abuse is that the men who made their comments/jokes in the opening post are actually taking the piss out of themselves because they have wives and love them and probably love women in general

Do you really think it's that deep? I thought they were taking the piss out of their wives? Do we need to re-read these quotes?

"Probably love women in general"*

*not all men.

Well if they really think wives/women are so bad why do they have them/put up with them? Who are they putting down exactly if not themselves?

The quotes clearly dig at the wives, rather than themselves.

I can't answer why sexist men marry women. Superiority complex? Dowry money? The need for a male heir? Who knows, it's such a long standing mystery.

The status of owning property (the wife. The term trophy wife highlights this one) and someone to look after the house and him and to provide children.

PMSL who are the sexists here??

I understand the _iew. I don't agree with it.

Those are the usual reasons sexist men get married.

And isn't that being derogatory to the women who would marry such men? More so than any of the opening jokes"

Yes, real life does treat women the world over far worse than in the jokes - which is perhaps why some people are over the same old tired shit jokes made at the expense of women/wives who don't have a choice/have a very limited choice between sexist man a), b) or c).

How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and give it a blow job.

What flies and wobbles? A jellycopter.

And no man, woman or child was hurt in the telling of these jokes.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Made me giggle OP

I know I'm a bitch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like Englishman irishman scottishman jokes.

I don't dislike the irish.

I quite like in law jokes...I don't dislike inlaws.

There are loads of jokes involving men and I don't dislike men.

There are jokes involving women and I quite like women as it goes.

its just jokes.

don't make us live in a shit world where we can't tell a joke without sitting down and working out who it may or may not offend.

there's a world of difference between telling a joke and having a go.

There are jokes involving all kinds of groups that I don't dislike.

Still find the jokes funny though.

Just jokes? What's your favourite derogatory joke about black people?

Going to post it publicly?

"

Can do but It'll just get removed..

but here's one for all

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

I don't dislike any of the groups mentioned in that by the way

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple  over a year ago

near cardiff


"I actually thought that the people who made the quotes would come under more scrutiny "

I pointed out tyson is a convicted rapist.

It was ignored.

Why did you post him as amusing?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I actually thought that the people who made the quotes would come under more scrutiny

I pointed out tyson is a convicted rapist.

It was ignored.

Why did you post him as amusing?"

So he wasn't but the rest were. At last

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple  over a year ago

near cardiff


"I like Englishman irishman scottishman jokes.

I don't dislike the irish.

I quite like in law jokes...I don't dislike inlaws.

There are loads of jokes involving men and I don't dislike men.

There are jokes involving women and I quite like women as it goes.

its just jokes.

don't make us live in a shit world where we can't tell a joke without sitting down and working out who it may or may not offend.

there's a world of difference between telling a joke and having a go.

There are jokes involving all kinds of groups that I don't dislike.

Still find the jokes funny though.

Just jokes? What's your favourite derogatory joke about black people?

Going to post it publicly?

Can do but It'll just get removed..

but here's one for all

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

I don't dislike any of the groups mentioned in that by the way

"

How many disclaimers should a joke have before it registers that the joke isn't that funny? Would you tell that joke to a jew, and tell them to lighten up if they didn't laugh at it?

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By *olgate OP   Man  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I actually thought that the people who made the quotes would come under more scrutiny

I pointed out tyson is a convicted rapist.

It was ignored.

Why did you post him as amusing?"

I cut and pasted the whole thing because I'm a typical lazy male stereotype.

Nobody picked up on your post or Dubyas quote which I thought showed him in a bad light.

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple  over a year ago

near cardiff


"I actually thought that the people who made the quotes would come under more scrutiny

I pointed out tyson is a convicted rapist.

It was ignored.

Why did you post him as amusing?

So he wasn't but the rest were. At last "

He wasn't what?

The rest were what?

Amusing?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I actually thought that the people who made the quotes would come under more scrutiny

I pointed out tyson is a convicted rapist.

It was ignored.

Why did you post him as amusing?

So he wasn't but the rest were. At last

He wasn't what?

The rest were what?

Amusing? "

Yep

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple  over a year ago

near cardiff


"I actually thought that the people who made the quotes would come under more scrutiny

I pointed out tyson is a convicted rapist.

It was ignored.

Why did you post him as amusing?

I cut and pasted the whole thing because I'm a typical lazy male stereotype.

Nobody picked up on your post or Dubyas quote which I thought showed him in a bad light.

"

I think they're all in a bad light mate, which is why this thread is hostile.

Why did you copy and paste just about wives? Do you enjoy antagonism?

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By *andbCouple  over a year ago

Wakefield


"Well I thought it was funny

Over sensitive people getting offended by something that was posted as humour "

Agree - too many people take life too seriously. Where is the sense of humour gene gone - way to pc nowadays.

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple  over a year ago

near cardiff


"I actually thought that the people who made the quotes would come under more scrutiny

I pointed out tyson is a convicted rapist.

It was ignored.

Why did you post him as amusing?

So he wasn't but the rest were. At last

He wasn't what?

The rest were what?

Amusing?

Yep"

Ah.

Nope. If they were amusing, I'd have laughed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

They are funny. I also prefer to take this piss out myself and my sex than the other way round. I like self-deprecating humour

I do think that there is something in that.

A female comedian being self-depreciating and funny about women can often be really rather humorous AND on point.

A guy making the same jokes, would almost certainly come across as being a sexist dick.

By extension of this, had the OP been female and posted the same set of jokes, does that then make them self depreciating and humorous?

I would have probably still said something, but I most likely would have said something slightly different.

I still don't think it's great to perpetuate negative historical stereotypes about women and what a nag we all are.

Men don't really have the same historical oppression to make jokes about, so the jokes are obviously quite different.

I'm sorry wasp but the same historical oppression.

Really?

So men have never been sold into slavery?

Men have never been press ganged?

Men have never been oppressed?

I'm very sorry you can't make a sweeping statement like that.

Yes women have been oppressed, but so have both sexes. Usually by the rich, wealthy.

I am not going to tell you to lighten up coz it's clearly a very serious subject matter that you obviously feel strongly about.

Please do tell me some jokes about middle-class white men who have been sold into slavery or press-ganged.

I bet they're hilarious."

If there were I doubt they would be funny anyway.

But I am sure monty python has probably taken the piss at some point.

Besides we all know us men don't require jokes to make us look stupid, we do a pretty good job at it ourselves

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By *eavenscentitCouple  over a year ago

barnstaple

In what way ;- I love men but, becoming a wife can erode your mental health, reduce your leisure, decimate your libido and increase the odds that you will be physically assaulted or murdered in your own home. I would never marry again, I love to play though ...lol

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By *rossflow daveMan  over a year ago

Mullingar

Would it not be equally the woman's fault for getting married to a sexist man ?

its getting to the stage on here that you would need to seek legal advice before posting on the forums !!

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By *olgate OP   Man  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I actually thought that the people who made the quotes would come under more scrutiny

I pointed out tyson is a convicted rapist.

It was ignored.

Why did you post him as amusing?

So he wasn't but the rest were. At last

He wasn't what?

The rest were what?

Amusing? "

all of them are allegedly genuine quotes from famous people, some I found humorous, some less so. No different to any other quip. The fact that they were by well known people made them more interesting to me. It could have been an interesting discussion going off on a different tangent. Unlike some others on here I don't attempt to censor other people's opinions purely because I don't agree with them.

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple  over a year ago

near cardiff


"Would it not be equally the woman's fault for getting married to a sexist man ?

its getting to the stage on here that you would need to seek legal advice before posting on the forums !!"

No, it isn't my fault if someone else is sexist, or racist, or anything, regardless of the relationship with each other.

I can't believe you would suggest it is a wives fault that her husband is sexist? You ever heard of an arranged marriage?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would it not be equally the woman's fault for getting married to a sexist man ?

its getting to the stage on here that you would need to seek legal advice before posting on the forums !!

No, it isn't my fault if someone else is sexist, or racist, or anything, regardless of the relationship with each other.

I can't believe you would suggest it is a wives fault that her husband is sexist? You ever heard of an arranged marriage?

"

I have ye, and who says its always the bloke who wants to get married?

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple  over a year ago

near cardiff


"I actually thought that the people who made the quotes would come under more scrutiny

I pointed out tyson is a convicted rapist.

It was ignored.

Why did you post him as amusing?

So he wasn't but the rest were. At last

He wasn't what?

The rest were what?

Amusing? all of them are allegedly genuine quotes from famous people, some I found humorous, some less so. No different to any other quip. The fact that they were by well known people made them more interesting to me. It could have been an interesting discussion going off on a different tangent. Unlike some others on here I don't attempt to censor other people's opinions purely because I don't agree with them. "

I don't think anyone is censoring you, are they? We're merely putting our opinions on casual sexism next to your casual sexism.

Should we stop? Would you like to censor us?

I don't think us asking you questions is censoring you either - technically asking you to explain and justify yourself is the total opposite of censoring you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like Englishman irishman scottishman jokes.

I don't dislike the irish.

I quite like in law jokes...I don't dislike inlaws.

There are loads of jokes involving men and I don't dislike men.

There are jokes involving women and I quite like women as it goes.

its just jokes.

don't make us live in a shit world where we can't tell a joke without sitting down and working out who it may or may not offend.

there's a world of difference between telling a joke and having a go.

There are jokes involving all kinds of groups that I don't dislike.

Still find the jokes funny though.

Just jokes? What's your favourite derogatory joke about black people?

Going to post it publicly?

Can do but It'll just get removed..

but here's one for all

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

I don't dislike any of the groups mentioned in that by the way

How many disclaimers should a joke have before it registers that the joke isn't that funny? Would you tell that joke to a jew, and tell them to lighten up if they didn't laugh at it?"

I happily tell any joke to anyone yes.

The disclaimer if for all the idiots in here who see a joke as a form of having a go when really it isn't.

You don't like racist or sexist jokes? I don't care.

I do and will continue with my own sense of humour ta

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple  over a year ago

near cardiff


"Would it not be equally the woman's fault for getting married to a sexist man ?

its getting to the stage on here that you would need to seek legal advice before posting on the forums !!

No, it isn't my fault if someone else is sexist, or racist, or anything, regardless of the relationship with each other.

I can't believe you would suggest it is a wives fault that her husband is sexist? You ever heard of an arranged marriage?

I have ye, and who says its always the bloke who wants to get married?"

No-one on this thread has said it is always the bloke who wants to get married. Is it relevant to any point made so far?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Unlike some others on here I don't attempt to censor other people's opinions purely because I don't agree with them."

Have the people calling for censorship had their posts removed by the mods?

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple  over a year ago

near cardiff


"I like Englishman irishman scottishman jokes.

I don't dislike the irish.

I quite like in law jokes...I don't dislike inlaws.

There are loads of jokes involving men and I don't dislike men.

here are jokes involving women and I quite like women as it goes.

its just jokes.

don't make us live in a shit world where we can't tell a joke without sitting down and working out who it may or may not offend.

there's a world of difference between telling a joke and having a go.

There are jokes involving all kinds of groups that I don't dislike.

Still find the jokes funny though.

Just jokes? What's your favourite derogatory joke about black people?

Going to post it publicly?

Can do but It'll just get removed..

but here's one for all

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

I don't dislike any of the groups mentioned in that by the way

How many disclaimers should a joke have before it registers that the joke isn't that funny? Would you tell that joke to a jew, and tell them to lighten up if they didn't laugh at it?

I happily tell any joke to anyone yes.

The disclaimer if for all the idiots in here who see a joke as a form of having a go when really it isn't.

You don't like racist or sexist jokes? I don't care.

I do and will continue with my own sense of humour ta "

Pretty defensive over some shit jokes, that are undeniably having a go at lots of people, no matter how much you protest. Why not get over the jokes and enjoy people more? They're worthless jokes, and they reflect on you.

Don't care that I don't like racist jokes? Just the same as saying you don't care that I don't like racism. It doesn't stop being racist or sexist just because it's a joke. You don't get a free pass by saying 'lol jk k?'

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple  over a year ago

near cardiff


"Unlike some others on here I don't attempt to censor other people's opinions purely because I don't agree with them.

Have the people calling for censorship had their posts removed by the mods?"

Nope.

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By *ouple1000Couple  over a year ago

manchester


"Why is being disrespectful about each other funny though?

Perpetuating these jokes just continues to confirm stereotypes that do harm to both men and women, (though mostly women, particularly in this case).

The first quote, whilst very clever, does refer to women in terms of property and we take these things in subconsciously unless we actually think about them and question them. They influence our thoughts and actions.

We accept it's ok, and funny, to regard women as property.

Women have historically been property, and often still are treated that way even today. We should be acting to change that, not laughing about it and making jokes.

Some of the guys were quick enough to protest when they noticed men are sometimes portrayed as bungling dolts on adverts.

These stereotypes are harmful, not light-hearted or funny, regardless of the OP's intentions, (which were clearly not malicious)."

Get a grip it was said in jest and there will be a husband equivalent out there some where. Sense of humour none existent in some people very unattractive trait I think.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would it not be equally the woman's fault for getting married to a sexist man ?

its getting to the stage on here that you would need to seek legal advice before posting on the forums !!

No, it isn't my fault if someone else is sexist, or racist, or anything, regardless of the relationship with each other.

I can't believe you would suggest it is a wives fault that her husband is sexist? You ever heard of an arranged marriage?

I have ye, and who says its always the bloke who wants to get married?

No-one on this thread has said it is always the bloke who wants to get married. Is it relevant to any point made so far?"

What? You implied that a woman might have to get married to a sexist bloke through arranged marriage so it was relevant to that point. Though what arranged marriage had to do with this thread I don't know

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple  over a year ago

near cardiff


"Would it not be equally the woman's fault for getting married to a sexist man ?

its getting to the stage on here that you would need to seek legal advice before posting on the forums !!

No, it isn't my fault if someone else is sexist, or racist, or anything, regardless of the relationship with each other.

I can't believe you would suggest it is a wives fault that her husband is sexist? You ever heard of an arranged marriage?

I have ye, and who says its always the bloke who wants to get married?

No-one on this thread has said it is always the bloke who wants to get married. Is it relevant to any point made so far?

What? You implied that a woman might have to get married to a sexist bloke through arranged marriage

(It's not an implication, it's a fact)

so it was relevant to that point.

Though what arranged marriage had to do with this thread I don't know"

Well, lots has been brought into this thread, hasn't it? To explain the poor reception of the OP quotes.

Like, for example, how not funny a joke about treating women like property is, when women are still treated as property.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like Englishman irishman scottishman jokes.

I don't dislike the irish.

I quite like in law jokes...I don't dislike inlaws.

There are loads of jokes involving men and I don't dislike men.

here are jokes involving women and I quite like women as it goes.

its just jokes.

don't make us live in a shit world where we can't tell a joke without sitting down and working out who it may or may not offend.

there's a world of difference between telling a joke and having a go.

There are jokes involving all kinds of groups that I don't dislike.

Still find the jokes funny though.

Just jokes? What's your favourite derogatory joke about black people?

Going to post it publicly?

Can do but It'll just get removed..

but here's one for all

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

I don't dislike any of the groups mentioned in that by the way

How many disclaimers should a joke have before it registers that the joke isn't that funny? Would you tell that joke to a jew, and tell them to lighten up if they didn't laugh at it?

I happily tell any joke to anyone yes.

The disclaimer if for all the idiots in here who see a joke as a form of having a go when really it isn't.

You don't like racist or sexist jokes? I don't care.

I do and will continue with my own sense of humour ta

Pretty defensive over some shit jokes, that are undeniably having a go at lots of people, no matter how much you protest. Why not get over the jokes and enjoy people more? They're worthless jokes, and they reflect on you.

Don't care that I don't like racist jokes? Just the same as saying you don't care that I don't like racism. It doesn't stop being racist or sexist just because it's a joke. You don't get a free pass by saying 'lol jk k?'"

I was more dismissive of you than defensive

I do enjoy all people to cheers..have friends from all kinds of backgrounds places and races..none of them give a hoot about my humour and for the most part share it..

Look at my name? That's my real actual name...I'm from immigrant stock...We don't care about racist jokes one jot....its a complete none issue some folk just like to get their nickers in a twist over Is all.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would it not be equally the woman's fault for getting married to a sexist man ?

its getting to the stage on here that you would need to seek legal advice before posting on the forums !!

No, it isn't my fault if someone else is sexist, or racist, or anything, regardless of the relationship with each other.

I can't believe you would suggest it is a wives fault that her husband is sexist? You ever heard of an arranged marriage?

I have ye, and who says its always the bloke who wants to get married?

No-one on this thread has said it is always the bloke who wants to get married. Is it relevant to any point made so far?

What? You implied that a woman might have to get married to a sexist bloke through arranged marriage

(It's not an implication, it's a fact)

so it was relevant to that point.

Though what arranged marriage had to do with this thread I don't know

Well, lots has been brought into this thread, hasn't it? To explain the poor reception of the OP quotes.

Like, for example, how not funny a joke about treating women like property is, when women are still treated as property. "

The Op quotes have been received well by 90% of the people on this thread so I don't know where you get that from.

Anyway, haven't you got some dishes or cleaning up to be getting on with

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By *rossflow daveMan  over a year ago

Mullingar


"Would it not be equally the woman's fault for getting married to a sexist man ?

its getting to the stage on here that you would need to seek legal advice before posting on the forums !!

No, it isn't my fault if someone else is sexist, or racist, or anything, regardless of the relationship with each other.

I can't believe you would suggest it is a wives fault that her husband is sexist? You ever heard of an arranged marriage?

I'm not suggesting it's the wife's fault that her husband is sexist, but she must of known this or at least had some idea of his traits before she agreed to marry him ,

Maybe she thought she could change him , I don't know

I'm sure men have been forced into marriage by arraignment as well , but for the most part I think partners enjoy a bit of slagging and banter with each other and there's no harm done !

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would it not be equally the woman's fault for getting married to a sexist man ?

its getting to the stage on here that you would need to seek legal advice before posting on the forums !!

No, it isn't my fault if someone else is sexist, or racist, or anything, regardless of the relationship with each other.

I can't believe you would suggest it is a wives fault that her husband is sexist? You ever heard of an arranged marriage?

I have ye, and who says its always the bloke who wants to get married?

No-one on this thread has said it is always the bloke who wants to get married. Is it relevant to any point made so far?

What? You implied that a woman might have to get married to a sexist bloke through arranged marriage

(It's not an implication, it's a fact)

so it was relevant to that point.

Though what arranged marriage had to do with this thread I don't know

Well, lots has been brought into this thread, hasn't it? To explain the poor reception of the OP quotes.

Like, for example, how not funny a joke about treating women like property is, when women are still treated as property. "

Oh get a grip ffs! No one is suggesting women are property. Good grief, It's a bit of lighthearted posting. Same as female comedians are always telling jokes about how shit their husbands are? Do you get as offended at them? I hope so otherwise you're as massively sexist as you're suggesting some others on here are

So some people get offended at some things, some get offended at other things. Who cares? You aren't ever going to please everyone I love women, I love my fiancee and lots of my friends are women and just because I have a smile when I read the OP'd thread, does that make me a sexist pig? Of course it doesn't!

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple  over a year ago

near cardiff


"Would it not be equally the woman's fault for getting married to a sexist man ?

its getting to the stage on here that you would need to seek legal advice before posting on the forums !!

No, it isn't my fault if someone else is sexist, or racist, or anything, regardless of the relationship with each other.

I can't believe you would suggest it is a wives fault that her husband is sexist? You ever heard of an arranged marriage?

I have ye, and who says its always the bloke who wants to get married?

No-one on this thread has said it is always the bloke who wants to get married. Is it relevant to any point made so far?

What? You implied that a woman might have to get married to a sexist bloke through arranged marriage

(It's not an implication, it's a fact)

so it was relevant to that point.

Though what arranged marriage had to do with this thread I don't know

Well, lots has been brought into this thread, hasn't it? To explain the poor reception of the OP quotes.

Like, for example, how not funny a joke about treating women like property is, when women are still treated as property.

The Op quotes have been received well by 90% of the people on this thread so I don't know where you get that from.

Anyway, haven't you got some dishes or cleaning up to be getting on with "

As a statistic, it doesn't really have much bearing does it - it doesn't say who read it and what their opinion was. Just the people commenting.

As to the second bit, omg, how I laughed and laughed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Here's a few 'husbands are shit' jokes to hopefully redress the balance for the professionally offended.

Men, prepare to be massively offended!!

Husband: "Want a quickie?"

Wife: "As opposed to what?"

What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?

Miss her. Pity her.

Why are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manual"

How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds.

What's the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?

45 minutes.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.

Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week?

Because the text on the diapers package said '18-40 lbs'

I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Change the genders of those described in the comments.

Change the gender of the op.

There that's fixed it. Now no one can be offended, and it's all still humerous. Or not humerous unless you don't find it humerous of course.

For whatever reason.......

Next thread topic; politics.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Change the genders of those described in the comments.

Change the gender of the op.

There that's fixed it. Now no one can be offended, and it's all still humerous. Or not humerous unless you don't find it humerous of course.

For whatever reason.......

Next thread topic; politics."

It wouldn't be humourous though. Because those historical 'jokes' don't work when you substitute men into them.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here's a few 'husbands are shit' jokes to hopefully redress the balance for the professionally offended.

Men, prepare to be massively offended!!

Husband: "Want a quickie?"

Wife: "As opposed to what?"

What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?

Miss her. Pity her.

Why are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manual"

How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds.

What's the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?

45 minutes.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.

Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week?

Because the text on the diapers package said '18-40 lbs'

I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!""

And actually, more than a few of those are playing into the 'wives are a drag, women are a pain in the ass' historical stereotypes. Some of those don't take the piss out of men, they take the piss out of women!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Unlike some others on here I don't attempt to censor other people's opinions purely because I don't agree with them.

Have the people calling for censorship had their posts removed by the mods?

Nope. "

Oh. I wonder why someone is getting upset about people calling for censorship then. Because there doesn't appear to be any of that going on.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would it not be equally the woman's fault for getting married to a sexist man ?

its getting to the stage on here that you would need to seek legal advice before posting on the forums !!

No, it isn't my fault if someone else is sexist, or racist, or anything, regardless of the relationship with each other.

I can't believe you would suggest it is a wives fault that her husband is sexist? You ever heard of an arranged marriage?

I have ye, and who says its always the bloke who wants to get married?

No-one on this thread has said it is always the bloke who wants to get married. Is it relevant to any point made so far?

What? You implied that a woman might have to get married to a sexist bloke through arranged marriage

(It's not an implication, it's a fact)

so it was relevant to that point.

Though what arranged marriage had to do with this thread I don't know

Well, lots has been brought into this thread, hasn't it? To explain the poor reception of the OP quotes.

Like, for example, how not funny a joke about treating women like property is, when women are still treated as property.

The Op quotes have been received well by 90% of the people on this thread so I don't know where you get that from.

Anyway, haven't you got some dishes or cleaning up to be getting on with

As a statistic, it doesn't really have much bearing does it - it doesn't say who read it and what their opinion was. Just the people commenting.

As to the second bit, omg, how I laughed and laughed. "

True, but generally there hasn't been a poor reception to the quotes so I don't understand why you said there had been

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like how every time someone points out something is a bit dated, cunty or sexist everyone jumps up and down going "this is censorship! You can't censor me! How dare you be offended! This is madness!" with far more outrage than most of the original posts querying it. Happens all the time on these threads. Why are people so affronted by people finding something sexist and pointing it out?

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By *olgate OP   Man  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Because unlike you I don't infer that an opinion that doesn't agree with mine should not be aired.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It always amazes me how seemingly light hearted threads always go tits up or balls up (don't want to sexist now)

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple  over a year ago

near cardiff


"Would it not be equally the woman's fault for getting married to a sexist man ?

its getting to the stage on here that you would need to seek legal advice before posting on the forums !!

No, it isn't my fault if someone else is sexist, or racist, or anything, regardless of the relationship with each other.

I can't believe you would suggest it is a wives fault that her husband is sexist? You ever heard of an arranged marriage?

I have ye, and who says its always the bloke who wants to get married?

No-one on this thread has said it is always the bloke who wants to get married. Is it relevant to any point made so far?

What? You implied that a woman might have to get married to a sexist bloke through arranged marriage

(It's not an implication, it's a fact)

so it was relevant to that point.

Though what arranged marriage had to do with this thread I don't know

Well, lots has been brought into this thread, hasn't it? To explain the poor reception of the OP quotes.

Like, for example, how not funny a joke about treating women like property is, when women are still treated as property.

Oh get a grip ffs! No one is suggesting women are property.

Offs, they literally are, all over the world, even in the uk.

Good grief, It's a bit of lighthearted posting.

Jesus christ, I'm not obliged to find shit boring old jokes funny. One of the quotes is from socrates ffs how old is that??

Same as female comedians are always telling jokes about how shit their husbands are? Do you get as offended at them?

Yeah when the full situation is reversed I do, and how often is that? Like, there's fuck all female comedians compared to men so happy scraping for equivelent quotes.

I hope so otherwise you're as massively sexist as you're suggesting some others on here are

Yeah it would be funny if I was against sexism but was at the same time sexist but I'm not so your issue is made-up???

So some people get offended at some things, some get offended at other things. Who cares?

The people who are offended care, obviously, that's how it works

You aren't ever going to please everyone

I don't aim to please everyone, some people are just dickheads, why please them?

I love women, I love my fiancee and lots of my friends are women and just because I have a smile when I read the OP'd thread, does that make me a sexist pig? Of course it doesn't!

Or, it might. Lots of men say they love women and treat them otherwise. Lots of people say really rude things to their nearest and dearest that sincerely hurt, but the offender is never called up on it. Happens all the time, just not seen as worth the hassle. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because unlike you I don't infer that an opinion that doesn't agree with mine should not be aired. "

Was that aimed at me? If so, kindly point out where I've suggested you should be silenced in any way at all.

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple  over a year ago

near cardiff


"Would it not be equally the woman's fault for getting married to a sexist man ?

its getting to the stage on here that you would need to seek legal advice before posting on the forums !!

No, it isn't my fault if someone else is sexist, or racist, or anything, regardless of the relationship with each other.

I can't believe you would suggest it is a wives fault that her husband is sexist? You ever heard of an arranged marriage?

I have ye, and who says its always the bloke who wants to get married?

No-one on this thread has said it is always the bloke who wants to get married. Is it relevant to any point made so far?

What? You implied that a woman might have to get married to a sexist bloke through arranged marriage

(It's not an implication, it's a fact)

so it was relevant to that point.

Though what arranged marriage had to do with this thread I don't know

Well, lots has been brought into this thread, hasn't it? To explain the poor reception of the OP quotes.

Like, for example, how not funny a joke about treating women like property is, when women are still treated as property.

The Op quotes have been received well by 90% of the people on this thread so I don't know where you get that from.

Anyway, haven't you got some dishes or cleaning up to be getting on with

As a statistic, it doesn't really have much bearing does it - it doesn't say who read it and what their opinion was. Just the people commenting.

As to the second bit, omg, how I laughed and laughed.

True, but generally there hasn't been a poor reception to the quotes so I don't understand why you said there had been"

The OP already said the thread had turned from what he intended and I'm not the only dissenting voice, so...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because unlike you I don't infer that an opinion that doesn't agree with mine should not be aired. "

Do feel free to point out the posts where this has happened.

Personally I'd rather you reconsidered your world _iew rather than just stopping airing your opinion.

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By *olgate OP   Man  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Because unlike you I don't infer that an opinion that doesn't agree with mine should not be aired.

Was that aimed at me? If so, kindly point out where I've suggested you should be silenced in any way at all. "

apologies i should have quoted, it was meant for the wasp one

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple  over a year ago

near cardiff


"Because unlike you I don't infer that an opinion that doesn't agree with mine should not be aired. "

Everyone who has argued with you has been perfectly articulate, if they wanted you to be silent, they would say so.

I don't aim to censor you, i don't think your voice should not be aired.

I want you to change your mind on sexism.I want you to _iew it as abhorrent rather than a cute little ice breaker on a swinging site (sexually unappealing much?) I don't want you to do it secretly, I want you to outgrow it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because unlike you I don't infer that an opinion that doesn't agree with mine should not be aired.

Was that aimed at me? If so, kindly point out where I've suggested you should be silenced in any way at all. "

Ruby Ruby Ruby Ruby woooooooo hoooooo

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By *olgate OP   Man  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Because unlike you I don't infer that an opinion that doesn't agree with mine should not be aired.

Do feel free to point out the posts where this has happened.

Personally I'd rather you reconsidered your world _iew rather than just stopping airing your opinion."

the world is a very big place filled with many cultures and different customs and is all the more wonderful for it. Why should anyone have to change any of their culture, customs or opinions to fit in with your narrow _iew of the world?

That certainly sounds like a form of censorship to me

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple  over a year ago

near cardiff


"I like Englishman irishman scottishman jokes.

I don't dislike the irish.

I quite like in law jokes...I don't dislike inlaws.

There are loads of jokes involving men and I don't dislike men.

here are jokes involving women and I quite like women as it goes.

its just jokes.

don't make us live in a shit world where we can't tell a joke without sitting down and working out who it may or may not offend.

there's a world of difference between telling a joke and having a go.

There are jokes involving all kinds of groups that I don't dislike.

Still find the jokes funny though.

Just jokes? What's your favourite derogatory joke about black people?

Going to post it publicly?

Can do but It'll just get removed..

but here's one for all

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

I don't dislike any of the groups mentioned in that by the way

How many disclaimers should a joke have before it registers that the joke isn't that funny? Would you tell that joke to a jew, and tell them to lighten up if they didn't laugh at it?

I happily tell any joke to anyone yes.

The disclaimer if for all the idiots in here who see a joke as a form of having a go when really it isn't.

You don't like racist or sexist jokes? I don't care.

I do and will continue with my own sense of humour ta

Pretty defensive over some shit jokes, that are undeniably having a go at lots of people, no matter how much you protest. Why not get over the jokes and enjoy people more? They're worthless jokes, and they reflect on you.

Don't care that I don't like racist jokes? Just the same as saying you don't care that I don't like racism. It doesn't stop being racist or sexist just because it's a joke. You don't get a free pass by saying 'lol jk k?'

I was more dismissive of you than defensive

I do enjoy all people to cheers..have friends from all kinds of backgrounds places and races..none of them give a hoot about my humour and for the most part share it..

Look at my name? That's my real actual name...I'm from immigrant stock...We don't care about racist jokes one jot....its a complete none issue some folk just like to get their nickers in a twist over Is all.

"

Women can't get pissed off at sexist jokes, because one 'immigrant stock' dude don't care about racist jokes! Well alrighty then, good luck with that _iew

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because unlike you I don't infer that an opinion that doesn't agree with mine should not be aired.

Do feel free to point out the posts where this has happened.

Personally I'd rather you reconsidered your world _iew rather than just stopping airing your opinion.the world is a very big place filled with many cultures and different customs and is all the more wonderful for it. Why should anyone have to change any of their culture, customs or opinions to fit in with your narrow _iew of the world?

That certainly sounds like a form of censorship to me "

There's no censorship in what I said. You don't understand what the word 'censorship' means evidently.

I just suggested that it would be nice if you reconsidered your world_iew to not find sexist jokes funny any longer. I didn't say that you had to, or that you couldn't post about it in the future.

FWIW, I personally don't believe that cultures where women are treated like property contributes positively to our world. If you do, then I really do urge you to reconsider some of you _iewpoints.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Marriage Blues. ......

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

~By Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

~By Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

~By Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them.

~By Mike Tyson

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?

~By George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

~By Bill Clinton

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays."

~By George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

~By Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

~By Michael Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!

~By Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

~By Shaquille O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

~By Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

By David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

~By Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

~By Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

~ByTommy Lee

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

~By Brad Pitt

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

~ By Jimmy Kimmel

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”

~By David Letterman

“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer..ring!

~By Jay Leno

"The reason why wives live longer is beacause they don't have a Wife"

~by Brandon Breezy

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Marriage Blues. ......

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

~By Lee Majors

I love the way that you just equated women to property. It's really sexy. "

Why do u always get angry about a few typed words in a forum

Chill

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple  over a year ago

near cardiff


"Because unlike you I don't infer that an opinion that doesn't agree with mine should not be aired.

Do feel free to point out the posts where this has happened.

Personally I'd rather you reconsidered your world _iew rather than just stopping airing your opinion.the world is a very big place filled with many cultures and different customs and is all the more wonderful for it. Why should anyone have to change any of their culture, customs or opinions to fit in with your narrow _iew of the world?

That certainly sounds like a form of censorship to me "

If their culture or customs are racist, or homophobic, r sexist, of course it should change! How disgusting to think otherwise?

Female genital mutilation? Change that shit!

Throwing 15yr old male rape victims off a building? Change that shit!

Torturing a bull to death with spears and matadors? Change that shit!

Unfairness and poverty? Change that shit!

You can't see the incredible ethical evolution the human race has been striving for since the Stone Age?

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By *olgate OP   Man  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

You don't want me to air my opinion (whatever in your twisted _iew of what you think that is) you want me to change it. You want me to change and censor my thought to coincide with yours (even though you don't actually know my opinion) many of your posts on here and I don't mean just on this thread show you having a very biased and slanted _iew of life the universe and relationships in general. You are either unwilling or unable to accept that there is more than one side to an issue and want everyone to see every issue the same as you and agree with your limited _iew of life.

I am not the one saying anyone should change their opinion on any subject. I am not the one saying that anybody should change any part of their lifestyle to fit in with me. The majority of the billions of people in the world may find your way of life abhorrent. You in your minority will expect everyone in the world to change their opinion to match yours. Who is right, the whole world or you?

I don't care, I don't want every place I visit in the world to be a sterile generic clone of the next place I visit. I respect everyone has their right to their on beliefs I respect all sexes, colours and creeds. I respect everyone's right as an individual on this planet to live their life their own way.

But I will be fucked if I am going to let anyone tell me what I can and cannot laugh at!

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple  over a year ago

near cardiff


"You don't want me to air my opinion (whatever in your twisted _iew of what you think that is) you want me to change it. You want me to change and censor my thought to coincide with yours (even though you don't actually know my opinion) many of your posts on here and I don't mean just on this thread show you having a very biased and slanted _iew of life the universe and relationships in general. You are either unwilling or unable to accept that there is more than one side to an issue and want everyone to see every issue the same as you and agree with your limited _iew of life.

I am not the one saying anyone should change their opinion on any subject. I am not the one saying that anybody should change any part of their lifestyle to fit in with me. The majority of the billions of people in the world may find your way of life abhorrent. You in your minority will expect everyone in the world to change their opinion to match yours. Who is right, the whole world or you?

I don't care, I don't want every place I visit in the world to be a sterile generic clone of the next place I visit. I respect everyone has their right to their on beliefs I respect all sexes, colours and creeds. I respect everyone's right as an individual on this planet to live their life their own way.

But I will be fucked if I am going to let anyone tell me what I can and cannot laugh at!"

If you can tell sexist jokes we can tell you they're lame and your humour is crap.

Every opinion you have and post about, everyone else on the whole god am planet is allowed to disagree with you.

Your posts are not immune from criticism. Criticism is not censorship.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like Englishman irishman scottishman jokes.

I don't dislike the irish.

I quite like in law jokes...I don't dislike inlaws.

There are loads of jokes involving men and I don't dislike men.

here are jokes involving women and I quite like women as it goes.

its just jokes.

don't make us live in a shit world where we can't tell a joke without sitting down and working out who it may or may not offend.

there's a world of difference between telling a joke and having a go.

There are jokes involving all kinds of groups that I don't dislike.

Still find the jokes funny though.

Just jokes? What's your favourite derogatory joke about black people?

Going to post it publicly?

Can do but It'll just get removed..

but here's one for all

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

I don't dislike any of the groups mentioned in that by the way

How many disclaimers should a joke have before it registers that the joke isn't that funny? Would you tell that joke to a jew, and tell them to lighten up if they didn't laugh at it?

I happily tell any joke to anyone yes.

The disclaimer if for all the idiots in here who see a joke as a form of having a go when really it isn't.

You don't like racist or sexist jokes? I don't care.

I do and will continue with my own sense of humour ta

Pretty defensive over some shit jokes, that are undeniably having a go at lots of people, no matter how much you protest. Why not get over the jokes and enjoy people more? They're worthless jokes, and they reflect on you.

Don't care that I don't like racist jokes? Just the same as saying you don't care that I don't like racism. It doesn't stop being racist or sexist just because it's a joke. You don't get a free pass by saying 'lol jk k?'

I was more dismissive of you than defensive

I do enjoy all people to cheers..have friends from all kinds of backgrounds places and races..none of them give a hoot about my humour and for the most part share it..

Look at my name? That's my real actual name...I'm from immigrant stock...We don't care about racist jokes one jot....its a complete none issue some folk just like to get their nickers in a twist over Is all.

Women can't get pissed off at sexist jokes, because one 'immigrant stock' dude don't care about racist jokes! Well alrighty then, good luck with that _iew "

They can if they like...

It's Their bother of they want to spend their time getting annoyed over shit that doesn't matter.

Massive difference between a joke and actual bad sentiment.

Some people can tell the difference..Some can't and get all het up over nowt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You don't want me to air my opinion (whatever in your twisted _iew of what you think that is) you want me to change it. You want me to change and censor my thought to coincide with yours (even though you don't actually know my opinion) "

Actually, I have not said such things.

I have never told you not to air your opinion. I have never told you to change your thoughts. I have never tols you to censor your thoughts. I have never told you to agree with me.

What I have suggested is that if you find that opening post funny, you might want to reconsider your world _iew.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Change the genders of those described in the comments.

Change the gender of the op.

There that's fixed it. Now no one can be offended, and it's all still humerous. Or not humerous unless you don't find it humerous of course.

For whatever reason.......

Next thread topic; politics.

It wouldn't be humourous though. Because those historical 'jokes' don't work when you substitute men into them."

I disagree. I don't see the difference. But then again I'm not reading the same things into them as you. (From whichever gender they're made specific to)

That doesn't make either of us right or wrong, just different.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You don't want me to air my opinion (whatever in your twisted _iew of what you think that is) you want me to change it. You want me to change and censor my thought to coincide with yours (even though you don't actually know my opinion) many of your posts on here and I don't mean just on this thread show you having a very biased and slanted _iew of life the universe and relationships in general. You are either unwilling or unable to accept that there is more than one side to an issue and want everyone to see every issue the same as you and agree with your limited _iew of life.

I am not the one saying anyone should change their opinion on any subject. I am not the one saying that anybody should change any part of their lifestyle to fit in with me. The majority of the billions of people in the world may find your way of life abhorrent. You in your minority will expect everyone in the world to change their opinion to match yours. Who is right, the whole world or you?

I don't care, I don't want every place I visit in the world to be a sterile generic clone of the next place I visit. I respect everyone has their right to their on beliefs I respect all sexes, colours and creeds. I respect everyone's right as an individual on this planet to live their life their own way.

But I will be fucked if I am going to let anyone tell me what I can and cannot laugh at!"

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple  over a year ago

near cardiff


"I like Englishman irishman scottishman jokes.

I don't dislike the irish.

I quite like in law jokes...I don't dislike inlaws.

There are loads of jokes involving men and I don't dislike men.

here are jokes involving women and I quite like women as it goes.

its just jokes.

don't make us live in a shit world where we can't tell a joke without sitting down and working out who it may or may not offend.

there's a world of difference between telling a joke and having a go.

There are jokes involving all kinds of groups that I don't dislike.

Still find the jokes funny though.

Just jokes? What's your favourite derogatory joke about black people?

Going to post it publicly?

Can do but It'll just get removed..

but here's one for all

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

I don't dislike any of the groups mentioned in that by the way

How many disclaimers should a joke have before it registers that the joke isn't that funny? Would you tell that joke to a jew, and tell them to lighten up if they didn't laugh at it?

I happily tell any joke to anyone yes.

The disclaimer if for all the idiots in here who see a joke as a form of having a go when really it isn't.

You don't like racist or sexist jokes? I don't care.

I do and will continue with my own sense of humour ta

Pretty defensive over some shit jokes, that are undeniably having a go at lots of people, no matter how much you protest. Why not get over the jokes and enjoy people more? They're worthless jokes, and they reflect on you.

Don't care that I don't like racist jokes? Just the same as saying you don't care that I don't like racism. It doesn't stop being racist or sexist just because it's a joke. You don't get a free pass by saying 'lol jk k?'

I was more dismissive of you than defensive

I do enjoy all people to cheers..have friends from all kinds of backgrounds places and races..none of them give a hoot about my humour and for the most part share it..

Look at my name? That's my real actual name...I'm from immigrant stock...We don't care about racist jokes one jot....its a complete none issue some folk just like to get their nickers in a twist over Is all.

Women can't get pissed off at sexist jokes, because one 'immigrant stock' dude don't care about racist jokes! Well alrighty then, good luck with that _iew

They can if they like...

It's Their bother of they want to spend their time getting annoyed over shit that doesn't matter.

Massive difference between a joke and actual bad sentiment.

Some people can tell the difference..Some can't and get all het up over nowt

"

It's not nothing and I could type all day about microagressions and wage gaps and glass ceilings and how when you add all that up it still isn't ok to make fun at the expense of others, about how in general it isn't great to bully and target minorities or disadvantaged or oppressed or exploited groups of people or how someone can be racist, tell a racist joke and STILL be racist even though apparently a racist joke isn't racist.

I could go on, but I'm against deliberate ignorance. You know words have an impact on people, everyone does, every single commenter on this thread does. So you must know that an environment that ignores, condones, these type of jokes, is toxic. But not for you, so green light.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like Englishman irishman scottishman jokes.

I don't dislike the irish.

I quite like in law jokes...I don't dislike inlaws.

There are loads of jokes involving men and I don't dislike men.

here are jokes involving women and I quite like women as it goes.

its just jokes.

don't make us live in a shit world where we can't tell a joke without sitting down and working out who it may or may not offend.

there's a world of difference between telling a joke and having a go.

There are jokes involving all kinds of groups that I don't dislike.

Still find the jokes funny though.

Just jokes? What's your favourite derogatory joke about black people?

Going to post it publicly?

Can do but It'll just get removed..

but here's one for all

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

I don't dislike any of the groups mentioned in that by the way

How many disclaimers should a joke have before it registers that the joke isn't that funny? Would you tell that joke to a jew, and tell them to lighten up if they didn't laugh at it?

I happily tell any joke to anyone yes.

The disclaimer if for all the idiots in here who see a joke as a form of having a go when really it isn't.

You don't like racist or sexist jokes? I don't care.

I do and will continue with my own sense of humour ta

Pretty defensive over some shit jokes, that are undeniably having a go at lots of people, no matter how much you protest. Why not get over the jokes and enjoy people more? They're worthless jokes, and they reflect on you.

Don't care that I don't like racist jokes? Just the same as saying you don't care that I don't like racism. It doesn't stop being racist or sexist just because it's a joke. You don't get a free pass by saying 'lol jk k?'

I was more dismissive of you than defensive

I do enjoy all people to cheers..have friends from all kinds of backgrounds places and races..none of them give a hoot about my humour and for the most part share it..

Look at my name? That's my real actual name...I'm from immigrant stock...We don't care about racist jokes one jot....its a complete none issue some folk just like to get their nickers in a twist over Is all.

Women can't get pissed off at sexist jokes, because one 'immigrant stock' dude don't care about racist jokes! Well alrighty then, good luck with that _iew

They can if they like...

It's Their bother of they want to spend their time getting annoyed over shit that doesn't matter.

Massive difference between a joke and actual bad sentiment.

Some people can tell the difference..Some can't and get all het up over nowt

"

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman  over a year ago

Hereabouts

This is getting way too serious.

I'm a woman who knows the difference between a joke and malicious intent. I have a sense of humour and know that most of the time, mildly sexist jokes are meant as a joke, not as offence.

Your mum is so fat she's on both sides of the family!

This is mildly offensive to people with fat mums. And I don't care

Lighten up people!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is getting way too serious.

I'm a woman who knows the difference between a joke and malicious intent. I have a sense of humour and know that most of the time, mildly sexist jokes are meant as a joke, not as offence.

Your mum is so fat she's on both sides of the family!

This is mildly offensive to people with fat mums. And I don't care

Lighten up people!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is getting way too serious.

I'm a woman who knows the difference between a joke and malicious intent. I have a sense of humour and know that most of the time, mildly sexist jokes are meant as a joke, not as offence.

Your mum is so fat she's on both sides of the family!

This is mildly offensive to people with fat mums. And I don't care

Lighten up people!!! "

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By *artytwoCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Never has the the phrase (sentence?):

"for fucks sake, get over your opinionated miserable arsed selves and lighten up"

been more appropriate.

TWIMC

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Think I will stay in my little bubble a little bit longer.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never has the the phrase (sentence?):

"for fucks sake, get over your opinionated miserable arsed selves and lighten up"

been more appropriate.

TWIMC

"

Yes.

I mean, sitting down and shutting the fuck up is the mark of a good wife - is it not?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never has the the phrase (sentence?):

"for fucks sake, get over your opinionated miserable arsed selves and lighten up"

been more appropriate.

TWIMC

"

There speaketh the voice of light and positivity

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By *artytwoCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Never has the the phrase (sentence?):

"for fucks sake, get over your opinionated miserable arsed selves and lighten up"

been more appropriate.

TWIMC

Yes.

I mean, sitting down and shutting the fuck up is the mark of a good wife - is it not?"

Dunno, try it for a change meeeoooowwww

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never has the the phrase (sentence?):

"for fucks sake, get over your opinionated miserable arsed selves and lighten up"

been more appropriate.

TWIMC

Yes.

I mean, sitting down and shutting the fuck up is the mark of a good wife - is it not?"

The comment wasn't gender specific was it....

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

oh well, that's 10 minutes of my life I'm not getting back.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never has the the phrase (sentence?):

"for fucks sake, get over your opinionated miserable arsed selves and lighten up"

been more appropriate.

TWIMC

Yes.

I mean, sitting down and shutting the fuck up is the mark of a good wife - is it not?

The comment wasn't gender specific was it...."

Nope, but the original post and the context of this thread was...

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By *artytwoCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Ding Ding, quick, close this thread. I want the last word (for a change)

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman  over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Never has the the phrase (sentence?):

"for fucks sake, get over your opinionated miserable arsed selves and lighten up"

been more appropriate.

TWIMC

Yes.

I mean, sitting down and shutting the fuck up is the mark of a good wife - is it not?"

Now you're just being deliberately sensitive. Nowhere did that post say anything about being a good wife. If this thread is upsetting you so much then just leave the thread and don't read it :-/

I've got nothing against you but you're being a bit silly now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This comment is not gender specific.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I like Englishman irishman scottishman jokes.

I don't dislike the irish.

I quite like in law jokes...I don't dislike inlaws.

There are loads of jokes involving men and I don't dislike men.

here are jokes involving women and I quite like women as it goes.

its just jokes.

don't make us live in a shit world where we can't tell a joke without sitting down and working out who it may or may not offend.

there's a world of difference between telling a joke and having a go.

There are jokes involving all kinds of groups that I don't dislike.

Still find the jokes funny though.

Just jokes? What's your favourite derogatory joke about black people?

Going to post it publicly?

Can do but It'll just get removed..

but here's one for all

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

I don't dislike any of the groups mentioned in that by the way

How many disclaimers should a joke have before it registers that the joke isn't that funny? Would you tell that joke to a jew, and tell them to lighten up if they didn't laugh at it?

I happily tell any joke to anyone yes.

The disclaimer if for all the idiots in here who see a joke as a form of having a go when really it isn't.

You don't like racist or sexist jokes? I don't care.

I do and will continue with my own sense of humour ta

Pretty defensive over some shit jokes, that are undeniably having a go at lots of people, no matter how much you protest. Why not get over the jokes and enjoy people more? They're worthless jokes, and they reflect on you.

Don't care that I don't like racist jokes? Just the same as saying you don't care that I don't like racism. It doesn't stop being racist or sexist just because it's a joke. You don't get a free pass by saying 'lol jk k?'

I was more dismissive of you than defensive

I do enjoy all people to cheers..have friends from all kinds of backgrounds places and races..none of them give a hoot about my humour and for the most part share it..

Look at my name? That's my real actual name...I'm from immigrant stock...We don't care about racist jokes one jot....its a complete none issue some folk just like to get their nickers in a twist over Is all.

Women can't get pissed off at sexist jokes, because one 'immigrant stock' dude don't care about racist jokes! Well alrighty then, good luck with that _iew

They can if they like...

It's Their bother of they want to spend their time getting annoyed over shit that doesn't matter.

Massive difference between a joke and actual bad sentiment.

Some people can tell the difference..Some can't and get all het up over nowt

It's not nothing and I could type all day about microagressions and wage gaps and glass ceilings and how when you add all that up it still isn't ok to make fun at the expense of others, about how in general it isn't great to bully and target minorities or disadvantaged or oppressed or exploited groups of people or how someone can be racist, tell a racist joke and STILL be racist even though apparently a racist joke isn't racist.

I could go on, but I'm against deliberate ignorance. You know words have an impact on people, everyone does, every single commenter on this thread does. So you must know that an environment that ignores, condones, these type of jokes, is toxic. But not for you, so green light."

It's not deliberate ignorance..

People I know couldn't give a shit about jokes levelled against them or others.

They will however not tolerate actual sexism/racism or whatever ism you care to mention...why? Because they have the common sense to differentiate between the two things.

Some people are able to run with a sense of humour and some look for petty little ways to be offended by it.

imagine the world if nobody could say anything for fear it might just offend someone somewhere!

No thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This comment is not gender specific.

"

Don't offend the eunuchs now!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is getting way too serious.

I'm a woman who knows the difference between a joke and malicious intent. I have a sense of humour and know that most of the time, mildly sexist jokes are meant as a joke, not as offence.

Your mum is so fat she's on both sides of the family!

This is mildly offensive to people with fat mums. And I don't care

Lighten up people!!! "

Fuckin' this!!

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By *olgate OP   Man  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Wasp wants the last word

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is getting way too serious.

I'm a woman who knows the difference between a joke and malicious intent. I have a sense of humour and know that most of the time, mildly sexist jokes are meant as a joke, not as offence.

Your mum is so fat she's on both sides of the family!

This is mildly offensive to people with fat mums. And I don't care

Lighten up people!!! "

See I'm a fat mum. I laughed at that joke because I'm not hung up about being fat. I've also been a wife and I laughed at the jokes. Them having a laugh about their wives had or has no effect on my life.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So many women play on the I'm a strong woman/nagging wife role it's no wonder it's been perpetuated. Watch White Chicks.

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

I am offended for them, who was it again?

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By *olgate OP   Man  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I am offended for them, who was it again?"

Can't remember, it's been a while

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This is getting way too serious.

I'm a woman who knows the difference between a joke and malicious intent. I have a sense of humour and know that most of the time, mildly sexist jokes are meant as a joke, not as offence.

Your mum is so fat she's on both sides of the family!

This is mildly offensive to people with fat mums. And I don't care

Lighten up people!!!

See I'm a fat mum. I laughed at that joke because I'm not hung up about being fat. I've also been a wife and I laughed at the jokes. Them having a laugh about their wives had or has no effect on my life. "

Agreed!

I have worked in kitchens in a predominantly male environment and trust me, I have heard it all. And I give as good as I get. None of the jokes I have read so far have offended me in any way. I am a woman, wife and fat mum. I just found them funny.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How about some non-gender-specific marriage humour?

Oscar Wilde:

Bigamy is having one husband or wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not offended or trying to censor anyone. But people have as much right to point out that someone is posting shit sexist "jokes" reminiscent of the 1950s that they don't find funny, as they do to post them.

You may think this means I have no sense of humour; I may think it means you're a bit of a knob.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How about some non-gender-specific marriage humour?

Oscar Wilde:

Bigamy is having one husband or wife too many. Monogamy is the same."

Now then, does this joke become offensive, less funny and an example of institutionalised sexism if it's reworded as

"Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same."

Or

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Blocking hell!

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Or from a wife's perspective:

Rita Rudner

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wow! I was gonna reel off a string of blonde jokes but I'm afraid the Internet would implode!

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By *olgate OP   Man  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I'm not offended or trying to censor anyone. But people have as much right to point out that someone is posting shit sexist "jokes" reminiscent of the 1950s that they don't find funny, as they do to post them.

You may think this means I have no sense of humour; I may think it means you're a bit of a knob. "

no it means you have a different sense of humour to someone else. To think that someone is a knob because they don't share the same sense of humour says a lot about you.

It's all about perspective

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Please do tell me some jokes about middle-class white men who have been sold into slavery or press-ganged.

I bet they're hilarious."

Away from here I bet your the life and soul of the party eh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

everyone has the right to opinion just wish they wouldn't keep banging on about it, can make for a boring read all that copy / paste.

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By *olgate OP   Man  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"everyone has the right to opinion just wish they wouldn't keep banging on about it, can make for a boring read all that copy / paste.

"

I only look at the pictures (self deprecating single male joke)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wow! I was gonna reel off a string of blonde jokes but I'm afraid the Internet would implode!

"

Oi...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never has the the phrase (sentence?):

"for fucks sake, get over your opinionated miserable arsed selves and lighten up"

been more appropriate.

TWIMC

Yes.

I mean, sitting down and shutting the fuck up is the mark of a good wife - is it not?"

Why are your post so angry and negative

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman  over a year ago

Hereabouts


"This is getting way too serious.

I'm a woman who knows the difference between a joke and malicious intent. I have a sense of humour and know that most of the time, mildly sexist jokes are meant as a joke, not as offence.

Your mum is so fat she's on both sides of the family!

This is mildly offensive to people with fat mums. And I don't care

Lighten up people!!!

See I'm a fat mum. I laughed at that joke because I'm not hung up about being fat. I've also been a wife and I laughed at the jokes. Them having a laugh about their wives had or has no effect on my life. "

Please tell me you're blonde too blonde jokes are the best!

For the record.. I'm naturally blonde and bottle red

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan  over a year ago

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"You don't want me to air my opinion (whatever in your twisted _iew of what you think that is) you want me to change it. You want me to change and censor my thought to coincide with yours (even though you don't actually know my opinion)

Actually, I have not said such things.

I have never told you not to air your opinion. I have never told you to change your thoughts. I have never tols you to censor your thoughts. I have never told you to agree with me.

What I have suggested is that if you find that opening post funny, you might want to reconsider your world _iew."

Why would they want to reconsider?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wow! I was gonna reel off a string of blonde jokes but I'm afraid the Internet would implode!

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I did a husband joke but no one found it funny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well this went well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I am offended for them, who was it again?"

One of those things you will never,ever have

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Marriage Blues.

Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them.

~By Mike Tyson

This would be mike Tyson the convicted rapist. Nice choice for a person who's _iews on women you quote from choice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've found that trying to pluck out nasal hair can be pretty tricky ...

especially if it wakes the wife up and she starts throwing punches!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire

Phew, it finished before I quoted Henny Youngman

Mr ddc

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan  over a year ago

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" I've found that trying to pluck out nasal hair can be pretty tricky ...especially if it wakes the wife up and she starts throwing punches! "

hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Married men have More fun we just Dilf's That love Milf's

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By *artytwoCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

We know the tune:

*If you're happy and you know it you're a cunt...........*

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By *andS66Couple  over a year ago

Derby


"In the interest of balance.

Husband: "Want a quickie?"

Wife: "As opposed to what?"

My husband said he wanted more space.

So I locked him outside.

What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?

Miss her. Pity her.

Why are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."

And actually, none of those perpetuate harmful historical stereotypes nor do they suggest that women are just property to be traded between friends!

So much better - well done you!"

You can't see the stereotypes? Let me help....

Stereotype 1 - husbands don't last long enough to satisfy.

Stereotype 2 - husbands feel trapped inside their marriages.

Stereotype 3 - husbands bring women down.

Stereotype 4 - husbands are lazy, fart a lot, and have trouble getting it up.

Stereotype 5 - they can't be bothered to read instructions.

Showed the jokes to my husband, and he laughed... as did I at the wife ones.

All humour makes fun of someone or something....

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By *andS66Couple  over a year ago

Derby


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They are funny. I also prefer to take this piss out myself and my sex than the other way round. I like self-deprecating humour

I do think that there is something in that.

A female comedian being self-depreciating and funny about women can often be really rather humorous AND on point.

A guy making the same jokes, would almost certainly come across as being a sexist dick.

By extension of this, had the OP been female and posted the same set of jokes, does that then make them self depreciating and humorous?

I would have probably still said something, but I most likely would have said something slightly different.

I still don't think it's great to perpetuate negative historical stereotypes about women and what a nag we all are.

Men don't really have the same historical oppression to make jokes about, so the jokes are obviously quite different.

I'm sorry wasp but the same historical oppression.

Really?

So men have never been sold into slavery?

Men have never been press ganged?

Men have never been oppressed?

I'm very sorry you can't make a sweeping statement like that.

Yes women have been oppressed, but so have both sexes. Usually by the rich, wealthy.

I am not going to tell you to lighten up coz it's clearly a very serious subject matter that you obviously feel strongly about.

I've yet to hear any jokes about men being sold into slavery or press ganged though.

They have been oppressed in some ways, yes, but it's not joked about."

I was so happy to hear that slaves are now free... my last one cost a fortune.

If the United States of America are the leaders of the free world, I think I'd like to be sold into slavery.

In the olden days you knew they were a slave, because they had a ring around their necks - now he has a ring on his finger.

Now you have.

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By *olgate OP   Man  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Someone who thinks that anyone who doesn't share their sense of humour is a cunt obviously has issues that need professional help.

Me, I don't care what you think!

Have a nice evening

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Or perhaps you just don't get my sense of humour...?? Because, as I said, it works both ways. Thanks for proving my point. I thought you were a misogynist based on what you found funny, you think I need "professional help" based on what I find funny. There's no difference.

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By *olgate OP   Man  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

you don't like my sense of humour and that makes me a cunt and now you are trying to claim it's a joke, like all jokes it's all in the context. I still don't care

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Phew, it finished before I quoted Henny Youngman

Mr ddc"

Or maybe I should deliberately misquote him: - just take this thread, .......

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.

..PLEASE!

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