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over a year ago
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What the worst places you have all been took by surprise? Guy it will be the awkward boner. Ladies it will awkward wet patches lol can even be just a place no one should ever get horny haha Mine is deffo when Im sat at home and we get a visitor then I have to stand up for something and realise oh shit I have awkward boner lol |
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I was trying out a bed in a shop when a woman lay down on the next bed to try it.....we exchanged a couple of 'pillow talk phrases' and as I got up I realised that I was a little bit stiff.......if only she wasn't accompanied by her husband. Lol |
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I don't know if this qualifies as the 'worst' but anyway...Last year at Cap D'agde I was walking through the Port Ambonne shopping area around noon with the intention of going to one of the cafes for a coffee. Walking about ten yards in front of me was a French couple...possibly early fifties?
If I recall correctly the very fit lady was wearing just a jean jacket and heels...only French women really know how to do this of course! As we were ambling along I was of course admiring her shapely bottom when suddenly she took the jacket off and handed it to her partner.
That was it! I was at half mast within a split second and just as we were approaching the cafes which would of course be full of people!!?? Ahhhhh...No! Not now...please!!! I didn't even have a baguette to hide behind!
Seized with terror there was only one thing for it...I turned around to stop and stare into a shop window (estate agents!?) for some deep breathing exercises! I think that was what Nelson described as a 'close run thing' ha ha!
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"What the worst places you have all been took by surprise? Guy it will be the awkward boner. Ladies it will awkward wet patches lol can even be just a place no one should ever get horny haha Mine is deffo when Im sat at home and we get a visitor then I have to stand up for something and realise oh shit I have awkward boner lol "
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"What the worst places you have all been took by surprise? Guy it will be the awkward boner. Ladies it will awkward wet patches lol can even be just a place no one should ever get horny haha Mine is deffo when Im sat at home and we get a visitor then I have to stand up for something and realise oh shit I have awkward boner lol "
I used to work in a funeral parlour and was sextile a girl kinda awkward showing the deceaseds family around while pitching a massive tent haha |
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