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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Lots of threads about cliques as ever on here over the last few weeks so I thought I'd start up a new one..
If you're not in a clique, them let's all join up and form our own!
If you're already in 'The' clique or even 'A' clique on here already then sorry, membership is closed!
Who's with me!?
Remember we must ignore non members if we want to be a bona fide clique of our own!
Who's in and what's your role?
I want to be leader of the gang! I like the power!! 
n.b. Just for fun peeps - keep it civil!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't want to be in a Clique that would have me"
Well we could have an 'uncliqueables' clique! A place where people who don't want to be in a clique that would have them can get together and share their experiences within their little group?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't want to be in a Clique that would have me
Just pretend we don't want you then.
( not that I have filled in my application forms for this clique yet)
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You don't want me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I purchased platinum membership from Tina last week, that gets me entry into any clique going, half of shags harribos, a cup of zoyas green tea, one of courtneys apples and I get to see the other film from behind the grassy knoll |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I purchased platinum membership from Tina last week, that gets me entry into any clique going, half of shags harribos, a cup of zoyas green tea, one of courtneys apples and I get to see the other film from behind the grassy knoll"
Which means you're EXCLUDED from this clique! Sorry fella. This is the uncliqueables clique! |
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Can I join please. My role will be to be sarcastic and irritating. I may occasionally throw out a witty comment and will feel personally insulted if it's ignored. I will of course be attention seeking and quite pervy.
Is that ok?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I join please. My role will be to be sarcastic and irritating. I may occasionally throw out a witty comment and will feel personally insulted if it's ignored. I will of course be attention seeking and quite pervy.
Is that ok? "
Membership approved! |
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"Can I join please. My role will be to be sarcastic and irritating. I may occasionally throw out a witty comment and will feel personally insulted if it's ignored. I will of course be attention seeking and quite pervy.
Is that ok?
Membership approved! "
Thank you very much x |
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"I purchased platinum membership from Tina last week, that gets me entry into any clique going, half of shags harribos, a cup of zoyas green tea, one of courtneys apples and I get to see the other film from behind the grassy knoll
Which means you're EXCLUDED from this clique! Sorry fella. This is the uncliqueables clique! "
Never a truer word spoken there Dan mi owd mucker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I purchased platinum membership from Tina last week, that gets me entry into any clique going, half of shags harribos, a cup of zoyas green tea, one of courtneys apples and I get to see the other film from behind the grassy knoll
Which means you're EXCLUDED from this clique! Sorry fella. This is the uncliqueables clique! "
God dammit, tiiiiiinnnnaaaa! Dan wont let me play!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"God this clique thing is getting boring.... 
I agree  "
As leader of the 'not in a clique' clique I reserve the right to angrily throw in a random 'well if you don't like it there's no need to comment!' aside, aimed primarily at any outsiders to our inner circle!
But as you're a tidy lass who I quite fancy I obviously won't do that on this occasion (if you were a single guy though that right would be well and truly exercised!!)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So if your in a clique do you also help do room jobs???
I need the stuff from the top of my French dresser getting down so I can wash it, and I can't reach.
And before a smart arse says no I don't have any step ladders.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So if your in a clique do you also help do room jobs???
I need the stuff from the top of my French dresser getting down so I can wash it, and I can't reach.
And before a smart arse says no I don't have any step ladders. "
Pop your platform heels on.
I skimmed the ceilings in our annex in an old pair of mine. Much easier than a hop up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So if your in a clique do you also help do room jobs???
I need the stuff from the top of my French dresser getting down so I can wash it, and I can't reach.
And before a smart arse says no I don't have any step ladders.
Pop your platform heels on.
I skimmed the ceilings in our annex in an old pair of mine. Much easier than a hop up "
Oh your not just a pretty face
Good thinking bat woman! I'm currently jumping on and off a chair can see that ending in disaster |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God this clique thing is getting boring....
This! How'd you even know if you're in it or not in it?  "
If you gave people you talk to ypu must be a clique pure evil |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm happy to join your clique but then you would have to kick me out because I will belong to a clique "
it took over 50 replies but finally someone got there! lol .. |
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"Lots of threads about cliques as ever on here over the last few weeks so I thought I'd start up a new one..
If you're not in a clique, them let's all join up and form our own!
If you're already in 'The' clique or even 'A' clique on here already then sorry, membership is closed!
Who's with me!?
Remember we must ignore non members if we want to be a bona fide clique of our own!
Who's in and what's your role?
I want to be leader of the gang! I like the power!!
n.b. Just for fun peeps - keep it civil! "
i opt for the role of saboteur my plan is to infiltrate the original clique by hacking one of their profiles.. then i will start setting them against each other.. soon there mighty superior clique will be brought to its knees.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey its life in the fab lane you're either in or out ,at the minute I'm out 
How can you be out ??? You're in if you have just posted lol.... Welcome to the clique that Dan won't let join xxxxx 
Everyone's welcome. Until they join. Then they're out! 
I'm confused now ????? So let me see if I've got it right.... everyone's welcome to join , but then if we do join then we're out, so if I ask to join, then I will be out..... think I am gonna stay in my own dippy club....Friends instead then Xxxxx"
Yeah I hadn't really thought it out to be honest!
It's a clique exclusively for people not in a clique.
So as soon as someone joins, they invalidate the key condition of their membership, so need to be expelled.
I'm not proposing on taking this one to Dragons Den for investment ..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey its life in the fab lane you're either in or out ,at the minute I'm out
How can you be out ??? You're in if you have just posted lol.... Welcome to the clique that Dan won't let join xxxxx
Everyone's welcome. Until they join. Then they're out! ! Shame I would love to watch you sell this to them lol
I'm confused now ????? So let me see if I've got it right.... everyone's welcome to join , but then if we do join then we're out, so if I ask to join, then I will be out..... think I am gonna stay in my own dippy club....Friends instead then Xxxxx
Yeah I hadn't really thought it out to be honest!
It's a clique exclusively for people not in a clique.
So as soon as someone joins, they invalidate the key condition of their membership, so need to be expelled.
I'm not proposing on taking this one to Dragons Den for investment ..
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
"Hey its life in the fab lane you're either in or out ,at the minute I'm out
How can you be out ??? You're in if you have just posted lol.... Welcome to the clique that Dan won't let join xxxxx
Everyone's welcome. Until they join. Then they're out!
I'm confused now ????? So let me see if I've got it right.... everyone's welcome to join , but then if we do join then we're out, so if I ask to join, then I will be out..... think I am gonna stay in my own dippy club....Friends instead then Xxxxx
Yeah I hadn't really thought it out to be honest!
It's a clique exclusively for people not in a clique.
So as soon as someone joins, they invalidate the key condition of their membership, so need to be expelled.
I'm not proposing on taking this one to Dragons Den for investment ..
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Awwww..... go on take it..... would luv to see the confusion on their faces ..... And for that reason Dan, I'm out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ironically the people who are in "the clique" don't even realise they are a "clique" but they exclude all others who aren't in "the clique"
Just like the popular kid's at school.
The only clique I want to be in is my own one member.
Mr whatshisname.
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"Ironically the people who are in "the clique" don't even realise they are a "clique" but they exclude all others who aren't in "the clique"
Just like the popular kid's at school.
The only clique I want to be in is my own one member.
Mr whatshisname.
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Can I join |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ironically the people who are in "the clique" don't even realise they are a "clique" but they exclude all others who aren't in "the clique"
Just like the popular kid's at school.
The only clique I want to be in is my own one member.
Mr whatshisname.
Totally agree!!! It's getting more like a playground on here!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't forget all the private jokes and the "you know who you are" comments and don't forget to 'take over' non clique threads and make them about yourself and your 'friends' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So if people don't post on here to join your non clique clique does that mean they're already in the clique.....
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Yes. But if they do join my non clique clique, they're no longer entitled to be members of my non clique clique, as they're in a clique.
Simples! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So if people don't post on here to join your non clique clique does that mean they're already in the clique.....
Yes. But if they do join my non clique clique, they're no longer entitled to be members of my non clique clique, as they're in a clique.
Simples! "
I've run away and joined the cock clique, sorted! |
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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago
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"So if people don't post on here to join your non clique clique does that mean they're already in the clique.....
Yes. But if they do join my non clique clique, they're no longer entitled to be members of my non clique clique, as they're in a clique.
Simples! "
You telling me I have been manning the kettle all day and there was no clique members in the non clique Clique? Cos once you joined the non clique clique, you were in a clique, so were excluded from said clique Oh I see. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So if people don't post on here to join your non clique clique does that mean they're already in the clique.....
Yes. But if they do join my non clique clique, they're no longer entitled to be members of my non clique clique, as they're in a clique.
Simples!
You telling me I have been manning the kettle all day and there was no clique members in the non clique Clique? Cos once you joined the non clique clique, you were in a clique, so were excluded from said clique Oh I see. "
You make an excellent cuppa mind, that's why you were allowed to stay! |
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