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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Following an on going thread, what do men do that makes no sense. I will start will with why do the complain about big handbags but then fill them full of their shit

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By *oodmessMan  over a year ago

yumsville

Flex our muscles on pics and then be like stick men in real life

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Any do they complain about now long you spend in a shop i instead of buggering of and doing their own thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Any do they complain about now long you spend in a shop i instead of buggering of and doing their own thing

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By *aucy tiggerWoman  over a year ago

Back where I belong

Worried about their penis size, when most women are more concerned with their technique xx

Overly interested in their cars.

Obsessed with sport, picking their noses and losing their hair x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Worried about their penis size, when most women are more concerned with their technique xx

Overly interested in their cars.

Obsessed with sport, picking their noses and losing their hair x"

They don't lose it, it just migrates to their shoulders, back, ears and nose!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Why do they complain about how many shoes we have but then say put on the heels and holdups and get a raging hard on when the shoes match the under wear. Your cocks clearly love our shoe collections even if you don't

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By *obwithkiltMan  over a year ago

Belton


"Any do they complain about now long you spend in a shop i instead of buggering of and doing their own thing

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Used to not be allowed shopping on own by ex-wife....something to do with just nipping out for a paper/new book and coming back 3hrs later once when on holiday...well it was New Orleans

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman  over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Tell you what they think you want to hear instead of the truth

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By *issHottieBottieWoman  over a year ago

Kent


"Following an on going thread, what do men do that makes no sense. I will start will with why do the complain about big handbags but then fill them full of their shit "

Ah my ex used to do this.

What the fuck do you need a handbag that size for..

Then it's can you put this in your bag.. Wallet, keys, asthma pump, blah blah blah. Twat.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tell you what they think you want to hear instead of the truth "

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Over exaggerate to earn pity points or to get fellow men nodding in agreement understanding the poor man's plight

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ha ha I'm just going through all the things jay does now that amuse me.

Whenever we've been to the loo when we are leaving somewhere jay will be stood waiting and you can bet your life he's struck up a conversation with another guy sharing how much of their life they've wasted standing outside toilets

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why do they have to explain how a car works ! No I don't need to know I want to use the key and drive

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any do they complain about now long you spend in a shop i instead of buggering of and doing their own thing

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I quite like going in shops with her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why do they complain about how many shoes we have but then say put on the heels and holdups and get a raging hard on when the shoes match the under wear. Your cocks clearly love our shoe collections even if you don't "

Sod that...I've bought shoes for ladies because I like them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Worried about their penis size, when most women are more concerned with their technique xx

Overly interested in their cars.

Obsessed with sport, picking their noses and losing their hair x"

Not worried about the winkie at all

I gave up driving because it bored and annoyed me...

Can't abide sport either..

Shaved my head soon as I started loosing it so no worries there. ..

I do pick my nose however so there's one correct

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Ladies clearly understand men better than men understand women 15 replays compared to 115. Evidence that we love their nonsense

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any do they complain about now long you spend in a shop i instead of buggering of and doing their own thing

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Don't mind shopping as long as pub lunch is in the middle of it and end lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And why r they better at parking than me lol x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Ladies clearly understand men better than men understand women 15 replays compared to 115. Evidence that we love their nonsense "
I was just smiling to myself, cause I'd really miss his funny little ways if he stopped doing them.

I did put my foot down over one along time a go bless him he stopped it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any do they complain about now long you spend in a shop i instead of buggering of and doing their own thing

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I actually enjoy shopping with my better half

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Any do they complain about now long you spend in a shop i instead of buggering of and doing their own thing

I actually enjoy shopping with my better half "

I'm refering to the clock watchers on the other thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And why r they better at parking than me lol x"

One of the best drivers I know is a woman.

See her at events all over the place in landrovers wagons all type of plant machinery quads buggy's or whatever...its got wheels she'll drive it and drive it well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And why r they better at parking than me lol x"

Because we are misled by them at how big 8 inches is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Worried about their penis size, when most women are more concerned with their technique xx

Overly interested in their cars.

Obsessed with sport, picking their noses and losing their hair x"

With the exception of a footy obsession, the rest is of no interest but picking my nose is a necessary evil at times

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"And why r they better at parking than me lol x

Because we are misled by them at how big 8 inches is "

. Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And why r they better at parking than me lol x

Because we are misled by them at how big 8 inches is . Pmsl "

ok that explains it then

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Any do they complain about now long you spend in a shop i instead of buggering of and doing their own thing

"

I just go to the pub, then say give me a ring when you are done and I'll go to the bar

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any do they complain about now long you spend in a shop i instead of buggering of and doing their own thing

I actually enjoy shopping with my better half I'm refering to the cock watchers on the other thread "

Cock watchers?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And why r they better at parking than me lol x

Because we are misled by them at how big 8 inches is "

brilliant

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By *o30Woman  over a year ago

Lincoln

Moan they have it so difficult in life when women have to go through periods, child birth, smears, mammograms & looking after them when they have man flu

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Moan they have it so difficult in life when women have to go through periods, child birth, smears, mammograms & looking after them when they have man flu "
. Now your talking man flu whet the fuck is that all about

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ok now I'm wondering if I'm really a man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't drive happy with my body shopping ok not into sports , don't pick nose publicly and don't care about you handbag your carrying it lol

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By *o30Woman  over a year ago

Lincoln


"Moan they have it so difficult in life when women have to go through periods, child birth, smears, mammograms & looking after them when they have man flu . Now your talking man flu whet the fuck is that all about "
It's just a normal cold but a man has it. That's the only difference

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Any do they complain about now long you spend in a shop i instead of buggering of and doing their own thing

I actually enjoy shopping with my better half I'm refering to the cock watchers on the other thread

Cock watchers? "

I had to scroll all the way up then to check what I'd typed

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Moan they have it so difficult in life when women have to go through periods, child birth, smears, mammograms & looking after them when they have man flu . Now your talking man flu whet the fuck is that all about It's just a normal cold but a man has it. That's the only difference "

NOOOOOO, it's TOTALLY different

We do actually suffer immensely ya know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok now I'm wondering if I'm really a man "
oh why ? Is that a man thing ?

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

Why do they drag me shoe shopping when I just wanted to go to a museum and have a pint afterwards? If you need shoes, just buy some. Don't try them on in every shop in town and then go back and buy the first bastard pair you tried on but you had to check all the others first 'just to make sure'.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Any do they complain about now long you spend in a shop i instead of buggering of and doing their own thing

I actually enjoy shopping with my better half I'm refering to the cock watchers on the other thread

Cock watchers? I had to scroll all the way up then to check what I'd typed "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok now I'm wondering if I'm really a man oh why ? Is that a man thing ? "

What does 'that' refer to?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why do they drag me shoe shopping when I just wanted to go to a museum and have a pint afterwards? If you need shoes, just buy some. Don't try them on in every shop in town and then go back and buy the first bastard pair you tried on but you had to check all the others first 'just to make sure'."
and then only keep them for best X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok now I'm wondering if I'm really a man oh why ? Is that a man thing ?

What does 'that' refer to?"

you wondering if your a man X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why do they drag me shoe shopping when I just wanted to go to a museum and have a pint afterwards? If you need shoes, just buy some. Don't try them on in every shop in town and then go back and buy the first bastard pair you tried on but you had to check all the others first 'just to make sure'."

Hmmm don't do that either

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok now I'm wondering if I'm really a man oh why ? Is that a man thing ?

What does 'that' refer to?you wondering if your a man X "

ivess just being cheeky X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok now I'm wondering if I'm really a man oh why ? Is that a man thing ?

What does 'that' refer to?you wondering if your a man X "

Ah....I wouldn't have thought so....but making jokes that only they find funny might be

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Leave the toilet seat up ! It's meant to be down - it's not designed to be left in the up position !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fill the shopping trolley up with crap you don't need and then moan about the cost.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Leave the toilet seat up ! It's meant to be down - it's not designed to be left in the up position !! "

Surely that's why it's got a bloody hinge on it woman ffs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Leave the toilet seat up ! It's meant to be down - it's not designed to be left in the up position !! "

If we pissed all over the seat you'd soon complain though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok now I'm wondering if I'm really a man oh why ? Is that a man thing ?

What does 'that' refer to?you wondering if your a man X ivess just being cheeky X "

Really....I had no idea x

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman  over a year ago

London

And what do men talk when they are at the urinals? And if they do, what do they talk about?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Asking for directions, it's like a sign of weekness ~ much more fun to keep telling me to drive whilst he hasn't got a scooby-do where's he's going....

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman  over a year ago

London

... And why do they say that women are terrible gossips when they are WORSE?

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Any do they complain about now long you spend in a shop i instead of buggering of and doing their own thing

Used to not be allowed shopping on own by ex-wife....something to do with just nipping out for a paper/new book and coming back 3hrs later once when on holiday...well it was New Orleans "

You need to come shopping with me

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By *enard ArgenteMan  over a year ago

London and France


"And what do men talk when they are at the urinals? And if they do, what do they talk about?

"

Nothing: we all stand there; in embarrassed silence; looking slightly upwards, trying to not acknowledge that there is anyone else there.

God forbid you look at each other,

I think it's dome make thing of being terrified that someone will think you are gay, if you were to acknowledge anyone, or speak to them...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And what do men talk when they are at the urinals? And if they do, what do they talk about?

"

We don't. Unwritten rule that if possible you leave a gap of one urinal between you. You don't peak. And more than three shakes you're wanking......unless you're 'cottaging' of course

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Asking for directions, it's like a sign of weekness ~ much more fun to keep telling me to drive whilst he hasn't got a scooby-do where's he's going.... "

Let's not mention women and map reading then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

When they decide your driving so they can have a drink. Get wankered to the point of declaring there undying love for each other. You then drive them home to the sound of there bitching about your driving ungrateful twats

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By *oobsandballsMan  over a year ago

st andrews

C always makes a comment on my driving when going anywhere, yet I offer to let him drive and its "I don't like driving other people's cars". Heaven forbid we use his!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I should have been a man

Can't stand shopping, no interest in shoes, no interest in bags, happy to sort things out myself, rather be at the pub with a pint than shopping.....

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple  over a year ago

East Anglia

Farting. Inappropriately. In public. In private. Dutch oven. Why? Just why?. But if I did it back (which obviously I'd never do!) I'm disgusting.

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman  over a year ago

London


"Farting. Inappropriately. In public. In private. Dutch oven. Why? Just why?. But if I did it back (which obviously I'd never do!) I'm disgusting. "

This.

And why the dramatic flourish by lifting up one leg when doing the deed? It won't get you an Equity card, y'know. You have to work a lot harder for those bits of cards...

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By *aucy tiggerWoman  over a year ago

Back where I belong


"Asking for directions, it's like a sign of weekness ~ much more fun to keep telling me to drive whilst he hasn't got a scooby-do where's he's going....

Let's not mention women and map reading then "

Really excuse me, I have a very good sense of direction and unlike my late husband I can actually read a map x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Asking for directions, it's like a sign of weekness ~ much more fun to keep telling me to drive whilst he hasn't got a scooby-do where's he's going....

Let's not mention women and map reading then "

I'm good at map reading I'll have you know!

It's the SatNav women I have problem with

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Asking for directions, it's like a sign of weekness ~ much more fun to keep telling me to drive whilst he hasn't got a scooby-do where's he's going....

Let's not mention women and map reading then

I'm good at map reading I'll have you know!

It's the SatNav women I have problem with "

My SatNav woman is lovely. She saves me having to ask directions- I think I'll call her Roxi

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tell you what they think you want to hear instead of the truth "

and only when theyre with you - say something completely different over the phone and then do the same thing t someone else - and think we dont know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"... And why do they say that women are terrible gossips when they are WORSE? "

LOL I know. My dad loves shit stirring too. Thinks it's funny when me and my sister kick off at each other all because he told the other what the other one said.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"... And why do they say that women are terrible gossips when they are WORSE?

LOL I know. My dad loves shit stirring too. Thinks it's funny when me and my sister kick off at each other all because he told the other what the other one said. "

or they claim not to care about something and grill you with 20 questions about it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"... And why do they say that women are terrible gossips when they are WORSE?

LOL I know. My dad loves shit stirring too. Thinks it's funny when me and my sister kick off at each other all because he told the other what the other one said.

or they claim not to care about something and grill you with 20 questions about it"

Exactly. My ex kicked off at me because I took 10 minutes to rely to his text message he sent me during my Lunch break at work. Accused me of preferring to chat with the men I work with rather then him (I'm a carpenter btw). Err no I took ages replying because personally I think if you're in company, it's rude to use your phone. Damn lunatic that ex was. Tried making me give up my job because he didn't like me working around all men.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"... And why do they say that women are terrible gossips when they are WORSE?

LOL I know. My dad loves shit stirring too. Thinks it's funny when me and my sister kick off at each other all because he told the other what the other one said.

or they claim not to care about something and grill you with 20 questions about it

Exactly. My ex kicked off at me because I took 10 minutes to rely to his text message he sent me during my Lunch break at work. Accused me of preferring to chat with the men I work with rather then him (I'm a carpenter btw). Err no I took ages replying because personally I think if you're in company, it's rude to use your phone. Damn lunatic that ex was. Tried making me give up my job because he didn't like me working around all men. "

#

my ex was very controlling and i felt worthless at the time - came out the other side realising it was all his insecurities -

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"... And why do they say that women are terrible gossips when they are WORSE?

LOL I know. My dad loves shit stirring too. Thinks it's funny when me and my sister kick off at each other all because he told the other what the other one said.

or they claim not to care about something and grill you with 20 questions about it

Exactly. My ex kicked off at me because I took 10 minutes to rely to his text message he sent me during my Lunch break at work. Accused me of preferring to chat with the men I work with rather then him (I'm a carpenter btw). Err no I took ages replying because personally I think if you're in company, it's rude to use your phone. Damn lunatic that ex was. Tried making me give up my job because he didn't like me working around all men. #

my ex was very controlling and i felt worthless at the time - came out the other side realising it was all his insecurities - "

Mine too. My ex used to hit me. Turned out all his behaviour towards me stemmed was due to his ex cheating on him and he thought I'd do the same! . I've never cheated in my life! Some people are just loons and best left on their own.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"... And why do they say that women are terrible gossips when they are WORSE?

LOL I know. My dad loves shit stirring too. Thinks it's funny when me and my sister kick off at each other all because he told the other what the other one said.

or they claim not to care about something and grill you with 20 questions about it

Exactly. My ex kicked off at me because I took 10 minutes to rely to his text message he sent me during my Lunch break at work. Accused me of preferring to chat with the men I work with rather then him (I'm a carpenter btw). Err no I took ages replying because personally I think if you're in company, it's rude to use your phone. Damn lunatic that ex was. Tried making me give up my job because he didn't like me working around all men. #

my ex was very controlling and i felt worthless at the time - came out the other side realising it was all his insecurities -

Mine too. My ex used to hit me. Turned out all his behaviour towards me stemmed was due to his ex cheating on him and he thought I'd do the same! . I've never cheated in my life! Some people are just loons and best left on their own."

yep - ex is going to be one lonely old man - kids dont particularly want to be with him or have much to do with him and certainly will never forgive him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"... And why do they say that women are terrible gossips when they are WORSE?

LOL I know. My dad loves shit stirring too. Thinks it's funny when me and my sister kick off at each other all because he told the other what the other one said.

or they claim not to care about something and grill you with 20 questions about it

Exactly. My ex kicked off at me because I took 10 minutes to rely to his text message he sent me during my Lunch break at work. Accused me of preferring to chat with the men I work with rather then him (I'm a carpenter btw). Err no I took ages replying because personally I think if you're in company, it's rude to use your phone. Damn lunatic that ex was. Tried making me give up my job because he didn't like me working around all men. #

my ex was very controlling and i felt worthless at the time - came out the other side realising it was all his insecurities -

Mine too. My ex used to hit me. Turned out all his behaviour towards me stemmed was due to his ex cheating on him and he thought I'd do the same! . I've never cheated in my life! Some people are just loons and best left on their own.

yep - ex is going to be one lonely old man - kids dont particularly want to be with him or have much to do with him and certainly will never forgive him "

You seem much better now as I feel too. A stronger minded person. I'll never be a doormat again. I hope you continue to live a happy life

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why do they complain about how many shoes we have but then say put on the heels and holdups and get a raging hard on when the shoes match the under wear. Your cocks clearly love our shoe collections even if you don't "

My cock starts off looking at uour shoes and ends up looking at your bra!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"... And why do they say that women are terrible gossips when they are WORSE?

LOL I know. My dad loves shit stirring too. Thinks it's funny when me and my sister kick off at each other all because he told the other what the other one said.

or they claim not to care about something and grill you with 20 questions about it

Exactly. My ex kicked off at me because I took 10 minutes to rely to his text message he sent me during my Lunch break at work. Accused me of preferring to chat with the men I work with rather then him (I'm a carpenter btw). Err no I took ages replying because personally I think if you're in company, it's rude to use your phone. Damn lunatic that ex was. Tried making me give up my job because he didn't like me working around all men. #

my ex was very controlling and i felt worthless at the time - came out the other side realising it was all his insecurities -

Mine too. My ex used to hit me. Turned out all his behaviour towards me stemmed was due to his ex cheating on him and he thought I'd do the same! . I've never cheated in my life! Some people are just loons and best left on their own.

yep - ex is going to be one lonely old man - kids dont particularly want to be with him or have much to do with him and certainly will never forgive him

You seem much better now as I feel too. A stronger minded person. I'll never be a doormat again. I hope you continue to live a happy life "

oh yes - so much better - and thank you and your self xxxx hugs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"... And why do they say that women are terrible gossips when they are WORSE?

LOL I know. My dad loves shit stirring too. Thinks it's funny when me and my sister kick off at each other all because he told the other what the other one said.

or they claim not to care about something and grill you with 20 questions about it

Exactly. My ex kicked off at me because I took 10 minutes to rely to his text message he sent me during my Lunch break at work. Accused me of preferring to chat with the men I work with rather then him (I'm a carpenter btw). Err no I took ages replying because personally I think if you're in company, it's rude to use your phone. Damn lunatic that ex was. Tried making me give up my job because he didn't like me working around all men. #

my ex was very controlling and i felt worthless at the time - came out the other side realising it was all his insecurities -

Mine too. My ex used to hit me. Turned out all his behaviour towards me stemmed was due to his ex cheating on him and he thought I'd do the same! . I've never cheated in my life! Some people are just loons and best left on their own.

yep - ex is going to be one lonely old man - kids dont particularly want to be with him or have much to do with him and certainly will never forgive him

You seem much better now as I feel too. A stronger minded person. I'll never be a doormat again. I hope you continue to live a happy life

oh yes - so much better - and thank you and your self xxxx hugs"

xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Following an on going thread, what do men do that makes no sense. "

They watch football.

They get all excited about it.

They say 'we' when referring to their favourite team.

They waste hours discussing it.

They waste good shoe money on cheaply made imitation football kit.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Use every cup the house then complain they have to wash 1?

Leave toilet seat?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Following an on going thread, what do men do that makes no sense.

They watch football.

They get all excited about it.

They say 'we' when referring to their favourite team.

They waste hours discussing it.

They waste good shoe money on cheaply made imitation football kit. "

Or fall to sleep half way through and moan when you change channel x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

shitting in a handbag? , that's a new one on me....urgh, LOL.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've been single so long I can't think of anything

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman  over a year ago

London


"

Leave toilet seat?

"

The thing is, they can do a number 1 sitting down. Why don't they? I mean, they have to when they use the loo on the coach when it's moving, don't they?

(Expecting an uproar on this... And slowly inching my way out of the thread.... Lol)

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By *oobsandballsMan  over a year ago

st andrews


"Asking for directions, it's like a sign of weekness ~ much more fun to keep telling me to drive whilst he hasn't got a scooby-do where's he's going....

Let's not mention women and map reading then

I'm good at map reading I'll have you know!

It's the SatNav women I have problem with

My SatNav woman is lovely. She saves me having to ask directions- I think I'll call her Roxi "

Mine is called Selene

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Piss in random places when they pissed. Not all men but a lot

A guy a work admitted he posses in wardrobes,

A old mate use to piss in corner of bedroom.

My old lodger use to use empty glasses.

X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Inability to correctly load a dishwasher - yes, of course there's a correct way.

Wash engine parts in dishwasher - yes, my ex did that.

Not be able to tell the small yet entirely obvious difference between a nice new pair of black trousers when compared with the half a dozen very similar, yet subtly and significantly different pairs I already own

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well why do women always ask you if they look fat in a dress / outfit and ask if there bum looks big ?

That's so annoying .... And why can't you's pick clothes without asking a guy , after all it's you's wearing it not the guy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well why do women always ask you if they look fat in a dress / outfit and ask if there bum looks big ?

That's so annoying .... And why can't you's pick clothes without asking a guy , after all it's you's wearing it not the guy "

Because we like your opinion and don't want to look fat for you x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why do women always say they don't want to look fat for us ?

And there always on a diet for us men , when really it's for themselves

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Following an on going thread, what do men do that makes no sense.

They watch football.

They get all excited about it.

They say 'we' when referring to their favourite team.

They waste hours discussing it.

They waste good shoe money on cheaply made imitation football kit.

Or fall to sleep half way through and moan when you change channel x"

Thankfully I've never lived with a man so haven't had to put up with that.

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman  over a year ago

London


"Well why do women always ask you if they look fat in a dress / outfit and ask if there bum looks big ?

That's so annoying .... And why can't you's pick clothes without asking a guy , after all it's you's wearing it not the guy "

You got me there. I'm a woman and I don't get it either....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well why do women always ask you if they look fat in a dress / outfit and ask if there bum looks big ?

That's so annoying .... And why can't you's pick clothes without asking a guy , after all it's you's wearing it not the guy

You got me there. I'm a woman and I don't get it either.... "

I don't either. I pick my own stuff and my wife's ( she hates clothes shopping ).

I don't ask anyone and I look simply ammmmmaaaaazing

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple  over a year ago

East Anglia


"Well why do women always ask you if they look fat in a dress / outfit and ask if there bum looks big ?

That's so annoying .... And why can't you's pick clothes without asking a guy , after all it's you's wearing it not the guy

Because we like your opinion and don't want to look fat for you x"

Exactly. Try explaining that to my bf though!

Says he doesn't care what I wear, that I don't need to make an effort for him, then says he went of his ex wife because she let herself go. Ummmm.....that's why I try to make an effort! (he will kill mefor this comment, but its true!)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well why do women always ask you if they look fat in a dress / outfit and ask if there bum looks big ?

That's so annoying .... And why can't you's pick clothes without asking a guy , after all it's you's wearing it not the guy

Men can be strange things lol xx

Why can they not understand when they pay us a compliment it makes us feel better. X

Because we like your opinion and don't want to look fat for you x

Exactly. Try explaining that to my bf though!

Says he doesn't care what I wear, that I don't need to make an effort for him, then says he went of his ex wife because she let herself go. Ummmm.....that's why I try to make an effort! (he will kill mefor this comment, but its true!)"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Worried about their penis size, when most women are more concerned with their technique xx

Overly interested in their cars.

Obsessed with sport, picking their noses and losing their hair x"

Can't stand sport apart from nose picking sport that's fun and as for losing my hair I lost it years ago lol

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