I have been breeding racing snails for a while, and, in an effort to improve the speed of my champion racer, Steve, I took his shell off.
Trouble is, it didnt work, and now he just looks sluggish!  |
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"tried some sex lube? "
Nope, that would be cheating, if you read the "Racing snails, the definative guide" it clearly states in section 5, paragraph 9, sub-section 4, sub-para 3 that "No artificial lubricants or fake "slime" is to be used to gain unfair speed advantage". |
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"tried some sex lube?
Nope, that would be cheating, if you read the "Racing snails, the definative guide" it clearly states in section 5, paragraph 9, sub-section 4, sub-para 3 that "No artificial lubricants or fake "slime" is to be used to gain unfair speed advantage"."
have you tried a carbon fibre shell or an all in one lycra body suit for your snail ? |
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over a year ago
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"hahahahahaha! just actually laughed out loud at the image of a racing snail in a shiny black gimp suit and all lubed up!
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Thank you! "
always nice to see someone taking pride in their work
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