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Good Reasons for Living Alone.
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over a year ago
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"big shite stain on the toilet bowl..
Then stand there and wash it off with your piss  "
its in my hidden friends pics as we speak...dunno who to send it to  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok I do most of these and I've never lived alone 
I was thinking that...I do most of these things in company anyhow.."
Do you leave shit stains down the toilet?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"big shite stain on the toilet bowl..
Then stand there and wash it off with your piss "
Target practice....normally go for the little freshner block but clingons make a nice bonus level  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok I do most of these and I've never lived alone
I was thinking that...I do most of these things in company anyhow..
Do you leave shit stains down the toilet? "
No...I piss them off |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok I do most of these and I've never lived alone
I was thinking that...I do most of these things in company anyhow..
Do you leave shit stains down the toilet?
No...I piss them off "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The list is endless! Watch the footy in peace play the Xbox fuck who you want,design it the way you want.Walk around naked and no moaning or someone ruining my ocd lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Leave a tidy house, and come home to a tidy house.
Run round the house pretending to be special ops commander, robin von bangashlut, evertime you find something gun shaped.
Dim the lights, apply some lube, and send a good couple of hours, knocking one out, while watching porn, with the volume up.
Enjoy eating cheese and onion crisps, on your sofa at 1 am, while watching babe station waiting for a.panty slip, occasionaly flipping over to the ten minute free _iew.
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"When you bring home yet another pair of shoes there's no-one to complain! "
An advantage of being single!!! No-one to question my shoe or underwear bill
No-idea about living alone though as I have the boys here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cake lasts longer"
No they don't, We aRE so polite the last cake or biscuit tends to go x stale as neither of us take it All other advantages can be solved by having a big enough house, we have 4 extra bedrooms if we want a night alone, and 2 toilets each too |
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Having lived alone, with kids and with partner and kids, I do believe if the balance is right and the partner is right, the best compliment you can pay someone is to say that being in their company is as relaxing as being on your own. I never thought I could live with anyone, having grown up alone with absent parents I far preferred my own company to that of anyone else, and ran away from relationship after relationship until Mr came along... no benefit to living alone |
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You can live in your own semi-parallel universe, such as time you're awake, up, going to bed, cooking, eating, having sex - the works.
The place is never too hot, cold, noisy, quiet etc for another. It's just right for you.
And no one is expecting you to fix anything. The electrical stuff, paint touching up etc, it'll get done at the right time, or maybe never.
And no suffering of someone else's dire friends being around. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Having the bed to yourself.
Having the heating on whatever temperature you wish.
Being able to leave your toys out, rather than hiding them away.
25% Council Tax discount.
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"You can put something away, safe in the knowledge that next time you want to use it, it's in exactly the same fucking place."
Unfortunately there's noone to remind you which safe place you used so you end up buying another when you can't find it...  |
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"You can put something away, safe in the knowledge that next time you want to use it, it's in exactly the same fucking place.
Unfortunately there's noone to remind you which safe place you used so you end up buying another when you can't find it... "
That's never happened to me.
Honest........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My best wood chisels haven't been used to open a tin of paint.
As a carpenter I'd go mad if anyone did that! "
I'm not and I did.
Not to mention trying to cut a toughened steel bolt in half with my coping saw. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The house wouldn't be littered with instruments... Guitars everywhere, the front room is filled with amps, synths, drum machines and a frickin drum set even the kitchen has a symbal..
But then I wouldn't be woken up with kisses and warm cuddles.
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Don't have to answer the "What's for tea" question
The toilet seat can always be down.
I can play whatever music I like. And If I like a track so much that I play it over and over no one can go mad at me.
No one can make me feel worthless |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Having lived in shared houses for four years & living by myself for another four years... the gas & leccy not being eaten up the second it's been put on and coming home to find that everything's exactly where I left it. |
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