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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm going to the doctor," says Mary.
"Why, what's wrong?" asks her best friend Sara.
"I want to ask him how many calories there really are in sperm."
Sara says, "Why worry? If you're swallowing that much, no man is going to care if you're a bit chubby." |
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By (user no longer on site)
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this is not a joke but i seriously had a gynaecologist tell me i didnt look post menopausal ...inside or out !!! made me laugh only a doctor could tell u that and it wasnt a chat up line ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"this is not a joke but i seriously had a gynaecologist tell me i didnt look post menopausal ...inside or out !!! made me laugh only a doctor could tell u that and it wasnt a chat up line ..."
My gynaecologist told me that I have a very "small and tight vagina". I asked him to leave me a verification ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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i tried to explain to my doc my paranoid feelings , "fucks sake get a grip of youself you arsehole " he said .Well he did'nt actually say that but i could tell thats what he was thinking. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"this is not a joke but i seriously had a gynaecologist tell me i didnt look post menopausal ...inside or out !!! made me laugh only a doctor could tell u that and it wasnt a chat up line ...
My gynaecologist told me that I have a very "small and tight vagina". I asked him to leave me a verification ....."
Sounds familiar, my mate says I'm a tight cunt  |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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a man and wife,are having a domestic.
the man.says to wife,when you die,
on you'r gravestone.i'm going to put,
cold as ever.
the wife says,thats ok.because when you die.
i'm going to put,hard at last. 
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they probably went to the doctors first. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just had a "whooshhhhhhhhhhhh " moment didn't I?
Sorry for spoiling your joke lol"
Dont' worry Rugby. I believed it too .....thought she must have had flat walking boots on or summat . |
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