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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

Has hidden my remote control. It was last seen 2 hours ago. Your all under suspicion

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Check the fridge.

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By *xpanding our horizonsCouple over a year ago

East Anglia

"Has hidden my remote control. It was last seen 2 hours ago. Your all under suspicion

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Check your pants.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hope you've got a can of Lynx at hand til it turns back up

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Your not measuring your cock with it? Try under the sofa

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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

"Check the fridge."

Nope done that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it the sky remote?....if so..its next to your cock!

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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

"I hope you've got a can of Lynx at hand til it turns back up "

I always buy the mini 1s works wonders for the self confidence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you sat on it by accident and it's suffered the same fate as the marrow?

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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

"Is it the sky remote?....if so..its next to your cock!"

Be a love and come check for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Check the dishwasher

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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

"Have you sat on it by accident and it's suffered the same fate as the marrow? "

Fucker me it's not that big

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Didn't Toshn lose his some months ago. It was right on the back of a thread about shoving items up ones arse.

If you've been doing similar experiments, then I shall offer the same advice as I did him.

Squeeze once for BBC1, clench for BBC2 etc. Let's hope you dorm want the horror channel on 703

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Our has gone too it's a conspiracy

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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

I'm really not feeling the love in here tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It was me. I lost mine so I nicked yours

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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

"Our has gone too it's a conspiracy

Hmmmmm a Manchester remote napper it's highly likely

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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

"It was me. I lost mine so I nicked yours

Bitch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just seen it on someone's profile pic .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pooch used it to make a thingamabob ,,sorry it was in the name of science

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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

"Just seen it on someone's profile pic .

Just checked yours had a real good look but no

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just seen it on someone's profile pic .

Just checked yours had a real good look but no

Not mine. But thanks for checking. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Our has gone too it's a conspiracy

Hmmmmm a Manchester remote napper it's highly likely

could be let's face it there's only 10.mins between us

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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

"Pooch used it to make a thingamabob ,,sorry it was in the name of science

Arrrr now that's a thought they are both looking pretty shifty

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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

"Our has gone too it's a conspiracy

Hmmmmm a Manchester remote napper it's highly likely

could be let's face it there's only 10.mins between us

Yes but in time I'm hoping for a lot more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Our has gone too it's a conspiracy

Hmmmmm a Manchester remote napper it's highly likely

could be let's face it there's only 10.mins between us

Yes but in time I'm hoping for a lot more

Why are you moving?

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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

"Just seen it on someone's profile pic .

Just checked yours had a real good look but no

Not mine. But thanks for checking. Xx"

The pleasure really was all mine

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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

"Our has gone too it's a conspiracy

Hmmmmm a Manchester remote napper it's highly likely

could be let's face it there's only 10.mins between us

Yes but in time I'm hoping for a lot more

Why are you moving?

Not for a couple of years yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wonder who took it to measure up lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

to quote Shaggy

wasn't me

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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

"Wonder who took it to measure up lol."

Not sure but they are going to look pretty small it's huge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wonder who took it to measure up lol."

Mine too shag... maybe they have two appendages?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

do what i do - get a phone with an app for remote control - o yeah you dont have a samsung do ya

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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

"to quote Shaggy

wasn't me

Hmmmm you look pretty shifty to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When we lose ours one of the kids has put it on the unit where the telly is, what use is that??

And the last place you'd look for the remote!

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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

"do what i do - get a phone with an app for remote control - o yeah you dont have a samsung do ya

Yes telly and phone. OK somebody ring me can't see the phone ether

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"to quote Shaggy

wasn't me

Hmmmm you look pretty shifty t

o me "

hahaha cheers

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By *ot40sCouple over a year ago

birmingham

"Has hidden my remote control. It was last seen 2 hours ago. Your all under suspicion

Check your pants. "

Ha ha I was going to say that he's going to have to buy a tape measure now lol !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How big is it exactly?

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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

"Wonder who took it to measure up lol.

Mine too shag... maybe they have two appendages?

Double penetrative shot. Don't think I want it now

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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

"How big is it exactly? "

8 inch honest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wonder who took it to measure up lol.

Mine too shag... maybe they have two appendages?

"
lol yes. I think so to they might have that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wonder who took it to measure up lol.

Mine too shag... maybe they have two appendages?

lol yes. I think so to they might have that."

They should keep it they need it more than me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How big is it exactly?

8 inch honest

minus two and a half

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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

"How big is it exactly?

8 inch honest

minus two and a half

OK who's been talking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How big is it exactly?

8 inch honest

You've probably put it somewhere safe.

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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

"How big is it exactly?

8 inch honest

You've probably put it somewhere safe. "

Bend over let me check

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you been reading a snoozepaper or mag - ive put remotes inside them before now - folded away and out of site

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ummmm sorry bladey, I was just measuring up for the tightest pussy thread...I don't think I will qualify...It dropped straight out when I stood up

{wipes it down with a baby wipe}

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wonder who took it to measure up lol.

Mine too shag... maybe they have two appendages?

lol yes. I think so to they might have that.

They should keep it they need it more than me

"
lol that is right they do as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How big is it exactly?

8 inch honest

minus two and a half

OK who's been talking

ive got xray vision

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

"Ummmm sorry bladey, I was just measuring up for the tightest pussy thread...I don't think I will qualify...It dropped straight out when I stood up

{wipes it down with a baby wipe}"

Only 1 word. WOW

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Didn't Toshn lose his some months ago. It was right on the back of a thread about shoving items up ones arse.

If you've been doing similar experiments, then I shall offer the same advice as I did him.

Squeeze once for BBC1, clench for BBC2 etc. Let's hope you dorm want the horror channel on 703

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry dude, was looking to update my avatar, must have nicked it in error.

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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

"Didn't Toshn lose his some months ago. It was right on the back of a thread about shoving items up ones arse.

If you've been doing similar experiments, then I shall offer the same advice as I did him.

Squeeze once for BBC1, clench for BBC2 etc. Let's hope you dorm want the horror channel on 703

A whole new meaning to squeezing 1 out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It was me. I lost mine so I nicked yours

Bitch

Forgive me if I suck your cock?

Again

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Its been on the news remote found wandering around maine rd

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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

"It was me. I lost mine so I nicked yours

Bitch

Forgive me if I suck your cock?

Again

About as funny as you in a frock

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

Please feel free to come and search me xx

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By *moothies.Couple over a year ago

Woodthorpe

Gets the antibac wipes out

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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

"Gets the antibac wipes out

Not sure I want it back back now

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By *moothies.Couple over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"Gets the antibac wipes out

Not sure I want it back back now"

I'm not buying a new one lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It was me. I lost mine so I nicked yours

Bitch

Forgive me if I suck your cock?

Again

About as funny as you in a frock

So not funny in the slightest? I see what you did there

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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

"It was me. I lost mine so I nicked yours

Bitch

Forgive me if I suck your cock?

Again

About as funny as you in a frock

So not funny in the slightest? I see what you did there

Oh no you didn't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Legal disclaimer;

Taking anything Racahel Alchera says in open forum seriously can really mess with your head and tie you in knots.

Our best advice is to laugh unconvincingly, pat her on the head and back away

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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

Disclaimer...... if some seen my inbox they might know why I don't just do pats on the head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Point to note; I have no interest in fireblade's inbox, same as he has shown no interest in mine!

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By *ire_blade OP Man over a year ago

Manchester

"Point to note; I have no interest in fireblade's inbox, same as he has shown no interest in mine!

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