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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So what would be your fab award or specialism?
For example:
- long standing services to the forums?
- Profile advice guru?
- Leading cock size analyser?
- How not to get meets in 100 ways? 
Or other variation. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mr Vanilla PM Man (the perfect antidote to all the hot sex and fantasy talk everyone's having with all their other Fab friends.. )  
What's for tea? "
Maccy ds? |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
harrow |
"Mr Vanilla PM Man (the perfect antidote to all the hot sex and fantasy talk everyone's having with all their other Fab friends.. )
What's for tea?
Maccy ds? "
Chinese for me but have had 3 salads in last 2 days |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd award myself with the fab award for killing threads.
And for Vara, the fab award for vitalising threads. "
Haha i was going to award myself forum random waffler  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mr Vanilla PM Man (the perfect antidote to all the hot sex and fantasy talk everyone's having with all their other Fab friends.. )
What's for tea?
Maccy ds? "
Thats not food!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mr Vanilla PM Man (the perfect antidote to all the hot sex and fantasy talk everyone's having with all their other Fab friends.. )
What's for tea?
Maccy ds?
Chinese for me but have had 3 salads in last 2 days "
Thats your specialism?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd award myself with the fab award for killing threads.
And for Vara, the fab award for vitalising threads.
Haha i was going to award myself forum random waffler "
Cheerer up of the day goes to you this morning x |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
harrow |
"I'd award myself with the fab award for killing threads.
And for Vara, the fab award for vitalising threads.
Haha i was going to award myself forum random waffler "
Vara your the best photographer on here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mr Vanilla PM Man (the perfect antidote to all the hot sex and fantasy talk everyone's having with all their other Fab friends.. )
What's for tea?
Maccy ds?
Thats not food! "
Its comfort mouth filler for fridays? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd award myself with the fab award for killing threads.
And for Vara, the fab award for vitalising threads.
Haha i was going to award myself forum random waffler
Cheerer up of the day goes to you this morning x"
Your welcome you can have hot nice guy of the day! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd award myself with the fab award for killing threads.
And for Vara, the fab award for vitalising threads.
Haha i was going to award myself forum random waffler
Vara your the best photographer on here "
Your bias!
I didnt even get my big one out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tina for being funny and providing insurance forms when required  "
Tina specialism in fabicide insurance and cutting a row in half with a well placed joke |
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"Mr Vanilla PM Man (the perfect antidote to all the hot sex and fantasy talk everyone's having with all their other Fab friends.. )
What's for tea?
Maccy ds? "
It's Friday......got to be Fish and Chips, it's the law! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mr Vanilla PM Man (the perfect antidote to all the hot sex and fantasy talk everyone's having with all their other Fab friends.. )
What's for tea?
Maccy ds?
It's Friday......got to be Fish and Chips, it's the law! "
I dont like chips or fried food  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So what would be your fab award or specialism?
For example:
- long standing services to the forums?
- Profile advice guru?
- Leading cock size analyser?
- How not to get meets in 100 ways?
Or other variation."
Newbie guidance counsellor. |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"I never win awards
C...
What would you award yourself? Or what would you say is ypur fab specialism?"
Mind numbing fuckwitery of the highest order without the aid of a safety net 
C... |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
PP and Toshm for waking us gently in the mornings
Danielpierced for keeping us going durring the night
Bladey just for being himself
amd myself for the hot chocs and cakes in night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I award myself for getting the most mails containing the same sentence
"How bad are those bad boys"
This made me laugh out loud! "
Why thank you. I often reply they're female |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I award myself for getting the most mails containing the same sentence
"How bad are those bad boys"
This made me laugh out loud!
Why thank you. I often reply they're female "
Pmsl i bet they dont have a comeback for that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I probably could have argued that I deserved an award for the best beard on fab. But now I've trimmed it down. So give me another 3 months and I'll be back  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I probably could have argued that I deserved an award for the best beard on fab. But now I've trimmed it down. So give me another 3 months and I'll be back "
Argffgh no its perfect length now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I award myself for getting the most mails containing the same sentence
"How bad are those bad boys"
This made me laugh out loud!
Why thank you. I often reply they're female
Pmsl i bet they dont have a comeback for that "
Most don't but if they do it goes. Go on then how big are they. I reply 38K. They usually reply holy fuck I'd love to cum on those |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I probably could have argued that I deserved an award for the best beard on fab. But now I've trimmed it down. So give me another 3 months and I'll be back
Argffgh no its perfect length now!"
Awww thanks! X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I will give myself an award for being the most thick
In a biteable way?
No for fucking way actually 
you have been misunderstanding me all day mr!
Blames lack of food "
Diva |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Award for 'worst at spotting fakes' we never learn but keep trying "
I tagged a fake along for an hour today it was amusing the he thought I was fooled |
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By *odramafunCouple
over a year ago
Derbyshire/staffordshire |
"Award for 'worst at spotting fakes' we never learn but keep trying
I tagged a fake along for an hour today it was amusing the he thought I was fooled "
Clever you.. I just don't get why they do it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Award for 'worst at spotting fakes' we never learn but keep trying
I tagged a fake along for an hour today it was amusing the he thought I was fooled
Clever you.. I just don't get why they do it?"
Who knows bless em. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I offer cuddles and kisses to those that need/ want them on the nocturnal thread.
I'm also crap at spotting fakes - help xx"
Awwww bless you lovely. I would vote for best panties on fab too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Services to avatar challenges, Thigh Thursday and Torso Tuesday
I'll challenge you to a duel over the first one. Scrabble?"
Double points for innuendo? |
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"I offer cuddles and kisses to those that need/ want them on the nocturnal thread.
I'm also crap at spotting fakes - help xx
Awwww bless you lovely. I would vote for best panties on fab too "
Thank you xx |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Services to avatar challenges, Thigh Thursday and Torso Tuesday
I'll challenge you to a duel over the first one. Scrabble?
Double points for innuendo? "
Only if you can slip one in on a double word score. Them's the rules! |
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"Award for 'worst at spotting fakes' we never learn but keep trying
I tagged a fake along for an hour today it was amusing the he thought I was fooled "
How can you be sure. I'm talking to a couple now...I'm not sure if they're fake or not. They look too good to be true. His use of correct grammar is such a turn on though. I'd almost forgive him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd award myself with the fab award for killing threads.
And for Vara, the fab award for vitalising threads. "
Sorry to disappoint you but I'm the killerthreadqueen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd award myself with the fab award for killing threads.
And for Vara, the fab award for vitalising threads.
Sorry to disappoint you but I'm the killerthreadqueen
True "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Award for 'worst at spotting fakes' we never learn but keep trying
I tagged a fake along for an hour today it was amusing the he thought I was fooled
How can you be sure. I'm talking to a couple now...I'm not sure if they're fake or not. They look too good to be true. His use of correct grammar is such a turn on though. I'd almost forgive him."
I can't always but If I have a gut feeling I'm usually proved right xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Most ignored will go to me tonight! OI! I asked you a question!
Sorry I was looking for the remote
I told you, it's in Fire Blade's pants. "
Again??! |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I think I could take the award for cock analyser.
Most intense/mind blowing meet preparation method. "
I will never eat a fruit pastille again without thinking of seawitch. Which is totally brilliant. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What can my services be vara "
Specialist services to themed avatars and feminine positivity. ..Oh and pussy love of a different ilk than fabbers normally discuss |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I could take the award for cock analyser. "
Definitley for no nonesense threads. Specialism in saying exactly what you think and making us laugh with it |
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"What can my services be vara
Specialist services to themed avatars and feminine positivity. ..Oh and pussy love of a different ilk than fabbers normally discuss "
Explain the pussy love. I've clearly missed something important again! Lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What can my services be vara
Specialist services to themed avatars and feminine positivity. ..Oh and pussy love of a different ilk than fabbers normally discuss
Explain the pussy love. I've clearly missed something important again! Lol. "
Golders basket is the goddess of cats |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What can my services be vara
Specialist services to themed avatars and feminine positivity. ..Oh and pussy love of a different ilk than fabbers normally discuss
Explain the pussy love. I've clearly missed something important again! Lol.
Golders basket is the goddess of cats "
Bastet lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What can my services be vara
Specialist services to themed avatars and feminine positivity. ..Oh and pussy love of a different ilk than fabbers normally discuss
Explain the pussy love. I've clearly missed something important again! Lol.
Golders basket is the goddess of cats
Bastet lol"
Godess Oh for ducks sake lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I could take the award for cock analyser.
Only the brave or very hung ask to be analyzed by you
Or the very stupid "
Yeah remember my cock thread where guys were asking for critique, I was like hang on, worse person to ask here! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I could take the award for cock analyser.
Only the brave or very hung ask to be analyzed by you
Or the very stupid
Yeah remember my cock thread where guys were asking for critique, I was like hang on, worse person to ask here! "
Oh but it is funny God bless them! I will never forget the person who asked for profile advice and how you worded that they should clean their bum hole properly and how to do it |
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"For FUCKS SAKE
I love you! Lol
I was crying laughing by the time I got that right  "
;-). I don't know how you managed to put that many faces..never mind the autocorrect. My fingers are so fat, I never hit the face I want. Spend ages on it! Stupid phone! (but I do love the fact that predictive text has learnt that the word that follows 'stupid' is always 'phone'! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For FUCKS SAKE
I love you! Lol
I was crying laughing by the time I got that right
;-). I don't know how you managed to put that many faces..never mind the autocorrect. My fingers are so fat, I never hit the face I want. Spend ages on it! Stupid phone! (but I do love the fact that predictive text has learnt that the word that follows 'stupid' is always 'phone'!"
My phone is learning bastarding slowly. I told someone I love them before instead of like!!!! |
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"For FUCKS SAKE
I love you! Lol
I was crying laughing by the time I got that right
;-). I don't know how you managed to put that many faces..never mind the autocorrect. My fingers are so fat, I never hit the face I want. Spend ages on it! Stupid phone! (but I do love the fact that predictive text has learnt that the word that follows 'stupid' is always 'phone'!
My phone is learning bastarding slowly. I told someone I love them before instead of like!!!! "
That is a hell of a mistake to make however, I meant it when I said it to you! Ha ha ha mwah! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For FUCKS SAKE
I love you! Lol
I was crying laughing by the time I got that right
;-). I don't know how you managed to put that many faces..never mind the autocorrect. My fingers are so fat, I never hit the face I want. Spend ages on it! Stupid phone! (but I do love the fact that predictive text has learnt that the word that follows 'stupid' is always 'phone'!
My phone is learning bastarding slowly. I told someone I love them before instead of like!!!!
That is a hell of a mistake to make however, I meant it when I said it to you! Ha ha ha mwah!"
Hahaha MWAH lovely xx |
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"For FUCKS SAKE
I love you! Lol
I was crying laughing by the time I got that right
;-). I don't know how you managed to put that many faces..never mind the autocorrect. My fingers are so fat, I never hit the face I want. Spend ages on it! Stupid phone! (but I do love the fact that predictive text has learnt that the word that follows 'stupid' is always 'phone'!
My phone is learning bastarding slowly. I told someone I love them before instead of like!!!!
That is a hell of a mistake to make however, I meant it when I said it to you! Ha ha ha mwah!
Hahaha MWAH lovely xx"
Right, I'm going to attempt to extricate myself from Fab for the evening. (this may not go well).
Night night sexy lot xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I could take the award for cock analyser.
Only the brave or very hung ask to be analyzed by you
Or the very stupid
Yeah remember my cock thread where guys were asking for critique, I was like hang on, worse person to ask here!
Oh but it is funny God bless them! I will never forget the person who asked for profile advice and how you worded that they should clean their bum hole properly and how to do it "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I could take the award for cock analyser.
Only the brave or very hung ask to be analyzed by you
Or the very stupid
Yeah remember my cock thread where guys were asking for critique, I was like hang on, worse person to ask here!
Oh but it is funny God bless them! I will never forget the person who asked for profile advice and how you worded that they should clean their bum hole properly and how to do it
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Vodka was involved if I remeber rightly |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For FUCKS SAKE
I love you! Lol
I was crying laughing by the time I got that right
;-). I don't know how you managed to put that many faces..never mind the autocorrect. My fingers are so fat, I never hit the face I want. Spend ages on it! Stupid phone! (but I do love the fact that predictive text has learnt that the word that follows 'stupid' is always 'phone'!
My phone is learning bastarding slowly. I told someone I love them before instead of like!!!!
That is a hell of a mistake to make however, I meant it when I said it to you! Ha ha ha mwah!
Hahaha MWAH lovely xx
Right, I'm going to attempt to extricate myself from Fab for the evening. (this may not go well).
Night night sexy lot xx"
Night lovely xx |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"I think I could take the award for cock analyser.
Only the brave or very hung ask to be analyzed by you
Or the very stupid
Yeah remember my cock thread where guys were asking for critique, I was like hang on, worse person to ask here!
Oh but it is funny God bless them! I will never forget the person who asked for profile advice and how you worded that they should clean their bum hole properly and how to do it
Vodka was involved if I remeber rightly "
oi dont blame me lol |
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"PP and Toshm for waking us gently in the mornings
Danielpierced for keeping us going durring the night
Bladey just for being himself
amd myself for the hot chocs and cakes in night "
Awwww I missed this and proudly except my award. All be it a little red faced |
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