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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Why-oh-why would / do people think it's ok to pay their £40 or £50 to attend a swingers club - then bash in without bothering to wash?!?!?
A couple of blokes at abfabs on weds night had obviously managed to swerve the shower room on arrival (and in one case apparently to avoid washing his bits for considerably longer!..) - nonetheless, they actually expected to play!! Ewwwww - complete turn off ended play for the night :-/
What possesses people? - there is no additional charge for using the showers is there?
... The one redeeming factor in this case? at least they hadn't jumped in the swimming pool or jaccuzis in that state - as some do... Euuurgh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's no excuse not to wash.
Buses are the same! There are always smelly people on the bus.
Scunners the life out of me but at least there is less chance of them trying to get naked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have to agree it is mainly the hygiene issue which has put me off going to a club. There is nothing better than a steamy one on one session with someone who takes hygiene seriously - in a 'clean' environment.
*off to inspect backseat upholstery in her car*   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm at a loss to know how you knew they hadn't washed."
Cos they came into the darkroom and stunk it out... Then followed us around like a bad smell (quite literally) - until we left  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm at a loss to know how you knew they hadn't washed.
Cos they came into the darkroom and stunk it out... Then followed us around like a bad smell (quite literally) - until we left "
Oh god, that is rank  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I pride myself on how I look and smell it's part of the seduction isn't it ?"
First face to face impressions define for me how the meet will go. After all you can't see rotten teeth or hairy ears / nose over a phone call...  |
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
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"Ah shit, this thread has just reminded me that it's my annual bath day and I shall not be denied, ever....."
Bit of a nippy time to get the hose and bog brush out.. but thats why I like you, you hardcore SOAB |
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I'd like to use my own gear at home and then freshen up at a venue. Layering the right notes of fragrance or fragrance free is important.
Did you report the rank to management op? I'd have been furious if you would have been forced out of my club.
I've often thought that airport passengers could all strip on arrival, shower and deoderise and then wear flight garments, so that others are comfortable near to them. |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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Sometimes I travel a long way to get to my club so the first thing I do after getting undressed is jump in the shower and put deodorant on I might have had a shower / bath before leaving but it's just basic hygiene |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I went for a traditional massage in an overseas location - walked in off the street - asked if they had a vacancy ..... After undressing and wearing nothing and putting on a robe... They then walked me to a deep warm scented small pool..removed my robe and ushered me down into the water up to my neck and asked me to walk to the other side and up the stairs ..... They then dried me and off for a massage .... They made the process part of the massage however it was to have everybody clean and scented ......
Maybe clubs could add something similar ..... Just a thought 
Mwah x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember attending Abfab with a few friends a few years ago there was a guy about 6ft abs to die for and a cock that was quite simply enormous. My friend attempted to deep throat him as she could then promptly stopped told him that's his lot and walked off. I caught up with her she informed me his cock was very cheesy and had to walk away. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I remember attending Abfab with a few friends a few years ago there was a guy about 6ft abs to die for and a cock that was quite simply enormous. My friend attempted to deep throat him as she could then promptly stopped told him that's his lot and walked off. I caught up with her she informed me his cock was very cheesy and had to walk away. "
Sexy  |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"I remember attending Abfab with a few friends a few years ago there was a guy about 6ft abs to die for and a cock that was quite simply enormous. My friend attempted to deep throat him as she could then promptly stopped told him that's his lot and walked off. I caught up with her she informed me his cock was very cheesy and had to walk away. "
My cock isn't enormous and I have fuck all abs so it wasn't me   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It isn't just at clubs..No guarantees any where it seems "
Exactly
At least you can run anyway from smelly people at AbFabs. There's no shortage of stories on here about people turning up to houses covered in dog shite or having a stinker turn up at your door... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I went for a traditional massage in an overseas location - walked in off the street - asked if they had a vacancy ..... After undressing and wearing nothing and putting on a robe... They then walked me to a deep warm scented small pool..removed my robe and ushered me down into the water up to my neck and asked me to walk to the other side and up the stairs ..... They then dried me and off for a massage .... They made the process part of the massage however it was to have everybody clean and scented ......
Maybe clubs could add something similar ..... Just a thought
Mwah x "
Like a sheep dip? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Although it's quite often men who try get away with being unwashed. I recall a woman I had wanted to play with for a while dragged me into a play room and I proceeded on going down on her unfortunately as she was a larger lady her little rolls were somewhat body odoured up. But ever the pro I carried on licking. |
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"I went for a traditional massage in an overseas location - walked in off the street - asked if they had a vacancy ..... After undressing and wearing nothing and putting on a robe... They then walked me to a deep warm scented small pool..removed my robe and ushered me down into the water up to my neck and asked me to walk to the other side and up the stairs ..... They then dried me and off for a massage .... They made the process part of the massage however it was to have everybody clean and scented ......
Maybe clubs could add something similar ..... Just a thought
Mwah x
Like a sheep dip?"
You beat me to it!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maibe some women like a dirty cock after a workout lol."
There are threads about men who claim to like a 'raw' minge. Makes me want to vomit in my mouth personally. |
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"I went for a traditional massage in an overseas location - walked in off the street - asked if they had a vacancy ..... After undressing and wearing nothing and putting on a robe... They then walked me to a deep warm
scented small pool..removed my robe and ushered me down into the water up to my neck and asked me to walk to the other side and up the stairs ..... They then dried me and off for a massage .... They made the process part of the massage however it was to have everybody clean and scented ......
Maybe clubs could add something similar ..... Just a thought
Mwah x "
Like a sheep dip. Or like the bleach pool you used to have to paddle through at the swimming pool when I was a lad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maibe some women like a dirty cock after a workout lol.
There are threads about men who claim to like a 'raw' minge. Makes me want to vomit in my mouth personally. "
That is right and yeah, you wouldn't wanna lick one of those. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I remember attending Abfab with a few friends a few years ago there was a guy about 6ft abs to die for and a cock that was quite simply enormous. My friend attempted to deep throat him as she could then promptly stopped told him that's his lot and walked off. I caught up with her she informed me his cock was very cheesy and had to walk away. "
Didn't she see the fungi on it before she got down on her knees? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Maibe some women like a dirty cock after a workout lol.
There are threads about men who claim to like a 'raw' minge. Makes me want to vomit in my mouth personally. That is right and yeah, you wouldn't wanna lick one of those."
Well some people claim to want to, but my guess is that those are people that would be grateful to lick any fanny... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why-oh-why would / do people think it's ok to pay their £40 or £50 to attend a swingers club - then bash in without bothering to wash?!?!?
A couple of blokes at abfabs on weds night had obviously managed to swerve the shower room on arrival (and in one case apparently to avoid washing his bits for considerably longer!..) - nonetheless, they actually expected to play!! Ewwwww - complete turn off ended play for the night :-/
What possesses people? - there is no additional charge for using the showers is there?
... The one redeeming factor in this case? at least they hadn't jumped in the swimming pool or jaccuzis in that state - as some do... Euuurgh "
It's the cost of the soap that does it...some of us are on limited budgets  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Maibe some women like a dirty cock after a workout lol.
There are threads about men who claim to like a 'raw' minge. Makes me want to vomit in my mouth personally. That is right and yeah, you wouldn't wanna lick one of those.
Well some people claim to want to, but my guess is that those are people that would be grateful to lick any fanny..."
That is a good point and yes they would lick anyones. I guess if you notice it urself you would stop and lick the boobs instead lol. |
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What I don't understand is that it's not part of someones general everyday routine its not that it's a new concept that we've had to start washing to keep clean.
I can to a certain degree understand a small amount of body odour if you've been doing a physical job all day and might pong a bit when you get home.
But to have a stinky fanny or cheesy knob that doesn't really happen because you've not washed for a couple of hours I was at a joint gangbang once and the woman was minging and laid herself on the bed with everything sprawled out. I told her to get off and get some self respect and basic hygene. Years later saw the same woman at chams sat at the bar, its the only time I've ever seen a woman sat on her own with noone in the vicinity.
You don't need to be able to smell yourself you bloody know if you've had a bath or shower or even a strip wash.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I went for a traditional massage in an overseas location - walked in off the street - asked if they had a vacancy ..... After undressing and wearing nothing and putting on a robe... They then walked me to a deep warm scented small pool..removed my robe and ushered me down into the water up to my neck and asked me to walk to the other side and up the stairs ..... They then dried me and off for a massage .... They made the process part of the massage however it was to have everybody clean and scented ......
Maybe clubs could add something similar ..... Just a thought
Mwah x "
Sounds heavenly... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ewwwwqwwwwwww....bad hygiene upsets me!
I always like to feel clean and smell nice and expect those wanting to get any where near me to be the same.
There is nothing sexier than a man who smells of lovely aftershave
I went on a date once with a guy I'd been talking to on a dating site. We went to a pub and there were several elderly people sitting near us.to my shame I thought they stank so asked of we could go to a different place..We did and the smell followed us..It was him! ! Didn't eveb have the decency to shower or out on smellies before a first date!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I went for a traditional massage in an overseas location - walked in off the street - asked if they had a vacancy ..... After undressing and wearing nothing and putting on a robe... They then walked me to a deep warm scented small pool..removed my robe and ushered me down into the water up to my neck and asked me to walk to the other side and up the stairs ..... They then dried me and off for a massage .... They made the process part of the massage however it was to have everybody clean and scented ......
Maybe clubs could add something similar ..... Just a thought
Mwah x
Sounds heavenly..."
If you were the first in, yes.
Not so lovely if every other client has been through there first- swimming in their soup??  |
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