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Would you fart in a public place?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I work in an open plan office and one of the guys thinks it's hilarious to let one go as noisily as possible! Then watch all of our reactions esp if we need gas masks!
Unless, it was beyond my control i'd be mortified to fart in public, especially at work. Is that a female thing or is he just not the norm ! 
Sarah
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sometimes it just can't be helped. What do you do if you are halfway round asda? Just hold it? "
God yes 
My ex husband never heard me fart in my own home I would never do it in public |
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"Yes. But just make sure you can blame it on someone else."
Best trick is to have a dog. Dogs don't mind being blamed for farts .
Oh, and it's a bad idea to fart in lifts. (unless you are just arriving at your floor) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes. But just make sure you can blame it on someone else.
Best trick is to have a dog. Dogs don't mind being blamed for farts .
Oh, and it's a bad idea to fart in lifts. (unless you are just arriving at your floor)"
It is OK as long as there are at least three people in the lift. It doesn't work with just two. Believe me. |
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"It's not healthy to hold farts in
Unless you are near a naked flame 
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I think that gurgling fart going back in your tummy sound when your with someone really shows you still care  "
That's called a belly fart !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to work in a restaurant and on occasion if I needed to fart I would walk around the restaurant silently farting so noone would know that it was me... |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"Am I the only girl who thinks farting is very funny? 
Its only funny when someone else does it. "
You are in luck then because I do it and it's very funny so you can giggle with me |
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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago
denton |
my dad always told me if your going to fart, stand next to the scuffy person, they will get blamed, or what i did in a shop did it next to a bunch of schoolkids and moved to next aisle, they got the blame |
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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
I always try to do a 'cough' when I blow off. Timing is always crucial, as in...........................................................................................................................................comedy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was mortified when I once done an accidental suprise fart on an escalator in a shopping centre. Looked behind me to see an old later coming up behind me. Luckily it wasn't an aromatic one so I got away with it but must of gone a lovely shade of red when I saw her behind me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once did a really, really loud trump in Harrods. It was very deliberate as I was trying to get myself removed from the store so I could tell people I'd been kicked out of Harrods! |
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"I work in an open plan office and one of the guys thinks it's hilarious to let one go as noisily as possible! Then watch all of our reactions esp if we need gas masks!
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It would be best if you never came to work where i am- at best, my boss will find an excuse to come over for a chat when he needs to sneak one out.....if you're less lucky, he'll just stick his arse near your face and blast one out- i really pity our secretary some days |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's a relationship milestone. I knew Number One Chap was more than just a fly by fuck when he rolled over, pulled me into a nice big cuddle, let off a lazy trump and started snoring like a tractor. All illusions of movie style shagability killed in one swoop, very funny and I dozed off with a smirk. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Holding it in Aint good for you. but try let it out quietly and walk away. but farting in public I don't have a problem with male or female. at end of the day we are all human. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Such a thread ....
Just about to doze off and read the lot....
The best thing about Forumites is they can laugh at themselves ....
It reminded me of being in a posh shop and we (hubby and I) were looking at cards .. Huge selection and another couple were next to us. Hubby does the SBD .... And walks off saying he was going to look in next section .... Omg it was a killer he dropped and this couple looked at me in disgust and actually shook their heads...., I could hardly breathe myself and there is Andy in the row behind laughing his head off... TRUE LOVE IT WAS xx
Night all
Mwah x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was in hmv Bristol about a year ago with two friends browsing the metal CDs when all of a sudden I did a big unstoppable sneeze.
Unfortunately this was accompanied by a very sharp and loud blast of a fart which everybody heard and started laughing at.
I must admit that as embarrassing as it was I couldn't help laughing myself..then quickly scuttled off downstairs... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Such a thread ....
Just about to doze off and read the lot....
The best thing about Forumites is they can laugh at themselves ....
It reminded me of being in a posh shop and we (hubby and I) were looking at cards .. Huge selection and another couple were next to us. Hubby does the SBD .... And walks off saying he was going to look in next section .... Omg it was a killer he dropped and this couple looked at me in disgust and actually shook their heads...., I could hardly breathe myself and there is Andy in the row behind laughing his head off... TRUE LOVE IT WAS xx
Night all
Mwah x "
Giggles here ....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My ex never farted in front of me and hated me farting but I'm not holding a fart in for anybody....it hurts.
That should have been my first warning sign really. I need a man that let's the wind blow free. |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"I was in hmv Bristol about a year ago with two friends browsing the metal CDs when all of a sudden I did a big unstoppable sneeze.
Unfortunately this was accompanied by a very sharp and loud blast of a fart which everybody heard and started laughing at.
I must admit that as embarrassing as it was I couldn't help laughing myself..then quickly scuttled off downstairs... "
I do this we also have a thing called farty laughs when if I giggle too much my bottom joins in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It would be best if you never came to work where i am- at best, my boss will find an excuse to come over for a chat when he needs to sneak one out.....if you're less lucky, he'll just stick his arse near your face and blast one out- i really pity our secretary some days "
Poor secretary ! I've loved reading this thread - made me giggle, despite my fart aversion!
I was recalling my elderly relative who did it with each step they took at times, but I couldn't never work out whether they realised it or not.
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Love to fart when theres a lot of smokers about went through years of there dirty cigarette smoke in pubs even now you have to fight your way into pubs with them stood in the door ways and they stink when they stand next to you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My 11 year old came home from school yesterday. Farted as soon as he got through the door and told me he'd been holding it in all day because he was sitting next to a girl he fancies lol. Bless him , made me laugh .
I try not to fart in public but sometimes one sneaks out when you're not expecting it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love to fart when theres a lot of smokers about went through years of there dirty cigarette smoke in pubs even now you have to fight your way into pubs with them stood in the door ways and they stink when they stand next to you "
I'm sure your fart is less poisonous than the ciggie smoke but if it keeps you happy lol |
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"Sometimes it just can't be helped. What do you do if you are halfway round asda? Just hold it?
God yes
My ex husband never heard me fart in my own home I would never do it in public "
That is pretty mental. It is a normal bodily function and preventing yourself from operating normally is not great for your body! |
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