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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot & then once a day it was taken & Sold to the tannery.......if you had to do this to survive you were "Piss Poor"

But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot......they "didn't have a pot to piss in" & were the lowest of the low

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s:

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and they still smelled pretty good by June.. However, since they were starting to smell . ...... . Brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting Married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it.. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water!"

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof... Hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs."

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, "Dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way. Hence: a thresh hold.

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire.. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme: Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old. Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, "bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and chew the fat.

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the upper crust.

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would Sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial.. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a wake.

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive... So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift.) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be, saved by the bell or was considered a dead ringer.

And that's the truth....Now, whoever said History was boring

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London

And the xpression mad as a hatter came from a time when hatter's worked using lead and consequently got lead poisoning which drove them insane.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Brilliant.. I chuckled away merrily merrily merrily

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And the xpression mad as a hatter came from a time when hatter's worked using lead and consequently got lead poisoning which drove them insane.

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I thought it was mercury

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A real cracker of a post. Some I knew, a lot I did not. Just makes fab even fabber.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haven't heard half of those sayings, good read though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

the possey of flowers is called a nose gaye the queen by tradition carries one to hand out maundy money to the chelsea pensioners

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did u know they usually only use Bulls hides to make leather furniture and coats etc because cows hides have stretch marks and they cannot use them.So ive been told.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

has a nice hand painted pot to piss in.

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London


"And the xpression mad as a hatter came from a time when hatter's worked using lead and consequently got lead poisoning which drove them insane.

.

I thought it was mercury"

Oops, it was. My fuck up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"And the xpression mad as a hatter came from a time when hatter's worked using lead and consequently got lead poisoning which drove them insane.

.

I thought it was mercury

Oops, it was. My fuck up."

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

im still piss poor

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A good read OP

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By *trawberry-popWoman  over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT


"A good read OP"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Truth is, if you google all those "facts" none of them are entirely true, they have all been embellished or entirely fabricated to make for a good read. sorry to burst the bubble.

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By *artytwoCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Bloody hell, I believed every word too.

So what's the origin of 'Gullible'?

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By *eanontiWoman  over a year ago

Limerick


"They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot & then once a day it was taken & Sold to the tannery.......if you had to do this to survive you were "Piss Poor"

But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot......they "didn't have a pot to piss in" & were the lowest of the low

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s:

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and they still smelled pretty good by June.. However, since they were starting to smell . ...... . Brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting Married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it.. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water!"

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof... Hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs."

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, "Dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way. Hence: a thresh hold.

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire.. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme: Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old. Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, "bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and chew the fat.

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the upper crust.

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would Sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial.. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a wake.

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive... So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift.) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be, saved by the bell or was considered a dead ringer.

And that's the truth....Now, whoever said History was boring

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Love this

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By *ohnaronMan  over a year ago

london

Well done OP. I loved this post.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Great post! Loved reading it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Enjoyed that post

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Truth is, if you google all those "facts" none of them are entirely true, they have all been embellished or entirely fabricated to make for a good read. sorry to burst the bubble."

what does google know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Truth is, if you google all those "facts" none of them are entirely true, they have all been embellished or entirely fabricated to make for a good read. sorry to burst the bubble."

Yes but Google was tremendously unreliable back in the 1500's so few advertisers they didn't have a pot to piss in

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Truth is, if you google all those "facts" none of them are entirely true, they have all been embellished or entirely fabricated to make for a good read. sorry to burst the bubble.

Yes but Google was tremendously unreliable back in the 1500's so few advertisers they didn't have a pot to piss in "

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