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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Who here can tell us all a dad joke you know the ones crappy jokes that are so funny because they are so crap usually a dad speciality Lol my dad does them all the time haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was Daddy Balloon, Mummy Balloon and little Baby Balloon.
Every night Baby Balloon would sleep snugly between Mummy and
Daddy Balloon until, one night, Daddy Balloon said to Baby Balloon...
"Now son, we want to be proud of you, you're growing up and
it's about time you slept all night in your own bed...will you do that
for us?"
Baby Balloon sniffled and cried a little but agreed and so Daddy Balloon
took Baby Balloon to his little bed and tucked him up for the night...
Once again Daddy Balloon said...
"Both Mummy Ballon and I want to be proud of you...so please stay
in your own bed until morning"
Daddy Balloon goes back to bed...but just one hour later...Baby Balloon
climbs out of his bed and tries to squeeze into Mummy and Daddy
Balloon's bed...but, try as he might, he can't get in...so he takes
Daddy Balloon's nozzle and let's some air out...but he still can't
squeeze in...so he goes around to Mummy Balloon's side of the bed,
takes her nozzle and let's some of her air out...he STILL can't quite
squeeze in...SO...Baby Balloon takes his own nozzle and lets some
of his own air out...and...AT LAST he manages to squeeze in and
nestle down between Mummy and Daddy Balloon
When they all wake up in the morning...Daddy Balloon sees
Baby Balloon and becomes rather angry...he says...
"Look Baby Balloon...I asked you to stay in your OWN bed all night
so we could be proud of you and here you are back in OUR bed!!"
Baby Balloon says "Sorry Daddy"
then Daddy Ballon says..."It's just NOT good enough son...
...You've let ME down
....You've let your MOTHER down
...but MOST of all...you've let YOURSELF down" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There was Daddy Balloon, Mummy Balloon and little Baby Balloon.
Every night Baby Balloon would sleep snugly between Mummy and
Daddy Balloon until, one night, Daddy Balloon said to Baby Balloon...
"Now son, we want to be proud of you, you're growing up and
it's about time you slept all night in your own bed...will you do that
for us?"
Baby Balloon sniffled and cried a little but agreed and so Daddy Balloon
took Baby Balloon to his little bed and tucked him up for the night...
Once again Daddy Balloon said...
"Both Mummy Ballon and I want to be proud of you...so please stay
in your own bed until morning"
Daddy Balloon goes back to bed...but just one hour later...Baby Balloon
climbs out of his bed and tries to squeeze into Mummy and Daddy
Balloon's bed...but, try as he might, he can't get in...so he takes
Daddy Balloon's nozzle and let's some air out...but he still can't
squeeze in...so he goes around to Mummy Balloon's side of the bed,
takes her nozzle and let's some of her air out...he STILL can't quite
squeeze in...SO...Baby Balloon takes his own nozzle and lets some
of his own air out...and...AT LAST he manages to squeeze in and
nestle down between Mummy and Daddy Balloon
When they all wake up in the morning...Daddy Balloon sees
Baby Balloon and becomes rather angry...he says...
"Look Baby Balloon...I asked you to stay in your OWN bed all night
so we could be proud of you and here you are back in OUR bed!!"
Baby Balloon says "Sorry Daddy"
then Daddy Ballon says..."It's just NOT good enough son...
...You've let ME down
....You've let your MOTHER down
...but MOST of all...you've let YOURSELF down""
Lmao! Class |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
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I was going on holiday to Corfu some years ago, the old man comes out with "its called Corfu cos when people get off the boat they say cor phew, ain't it hot"
Or if there are mushrooms for dinner he points at the plate and goes "there ain't mush-room on there" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some of these are comedy gold ha.
Why do they call a bungalow a bungalow?
Because half way through they ran out of bricks and the builder said just bung a low roof on it.  |
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