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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i did someone said i had it on my boobs
DIdnt know you got celulite on boobs thought it was just wrinkly skin"
yes it is wrinky skin but still gave me a complex |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i said real women with curves have them but it did upset me how one comment can give u a complex
I am a slim size 6/8, does that not make me real?  and yes, I have cellulite"
yes you look all women to me |
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"i said real women with curves have them but it did upset me how one comment can give u a complex
I am a slim size 6/8, does that not make me real? and yes, I have cellulite"
Oh you are real and far more real than all these sodding fakes around on the forums at the moment. Think people are getting pretty fed up with them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never met a lady who doesn't have it.
Why don't blokes get it though? 
I think it because women carry more body fat then men "
Serious question though, is female body fat different to male body fat? Is it the thickness of the fat over the muscle? There are plenty of fat blokes about  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never met a lady who doesn't have it.
Why don't blokes get it though?
I think it because women carry more body fat then men
what about really fat men?  "
When I watched that programme about Britains fattest man I did'nt notice any cellulite..........all the fat was in the way  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never met a lady who doesn't have it.
Why don't blokes get it though?
I think it because women carry more body fat then men
Serious question though, is female body fat different to male body fat? Is it the thickness of the fat over the muscle? There are plenty of fat blokes about "
I think men store their fat in different parts of the body than women,we tend to carry more on our hips and bottom and men tend to carry it mostly on their bellies |
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"i said real women with curves have them but it did upset me how one comment can give u a complex
I am a slim size 6/8, does that not make me real? and yes, I have cellulite
Oh you are real and far more real than all these sodding fakes around on the forums at the moment. Think people are getting pretty fed up with them"
Fakes?.....surely not?
Shocked of Devon |
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I think men store their fat in different parts of the body than women,we tend to carry more on our hips and bottom and men tend to carry it mostly on their bellies"
I thought that was beer storage for men?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't have cellulite.... what is it?"
I don't either lol but I have a deformed belly and that's worse! Cellulite is nowt to do with weight, I know slim girls who have it, I don't know what causes it but it's not diet coz my diet is awful  |
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Serious question though, is female body fat different to male body fat? Is it the thickness of the fat over the muscle? There are plenty of fat blokes about "
The collagen in a man's body has a slightly different format - it holds fat in tighter rather than the looser collagen structure giving the *lovely* dimpling effect often seen on us women  . Men's skin is often thicker too - also helping (apparently, anyway!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't have cellulite.... what is it?
it's that orange peel looking stuff, I am sporting on your behalf Loops. "
Off to perv yer pics with a magnifying glass ...nope still can't see it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i said real women with curves have them but it did upset me how one comment can give u a complex
I am a slim size 6/8, does that not make me real? and yes, I have cellulite"
Do you know...I was just going to comment on that. I don't get this "real women" thing. It's bad enough the media bleating on about it - who needs to read that here.
All women are "real" ...unless you have to blow them up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i said real women with curves have them but it did upset me how one comment can give u a complex
I am a slim size 6/8, does that not make me real? and yes, I have cellulite
Do you know...I was just going to comment on that. I don't get this "real women" thing. It's bad enough the media bleating on about it - who needs to read that here.
All women are "real" ...unless you have to blow them up! "
Does an over-inflated ego mean I'm a Barbie?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh you are real and far more real than all these sodding fakes around on the forums at the moment. Think people are getting pretty fed up with them"
Now that's what I call predictive text! |
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I often open a new account to ask a question.
Usually is my dick big enough or to start off an 'entertaining' debate on single males.
Once I have my answer or have wreaked enough havoc I close the account, doesn't everyone do this?
As an aside I like cellulite, if you slap an arse that has cellulite hard enough the cellulite stays white while the arse cheek goes bright red causing a very artistic polka-dot pattern.
I would like to point out that this is dangerous to view for those who suffer from epilepsy.
Stay safe spankers! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I actually like cellulite especially on a womans bottom and thighs turns me on.
Think i am in the minority, but we are all different."
so in your case it's cellulike. |
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Ive never worrried about cellulite or stretch marks. They are a part of being a woman. I would think it in pretty poor taste for a man to point it out. But as i said earlier noone has ever mentioned it to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I actually like cellulite especially on a womans bottom and thighs turns me on.
Think i am in the minority, but we are all different.
so in your case it's cellulike."
Yes indeed lol |
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I don't give a monkies! We're all human and we all have little bits of us that we don't like. Don't care about having it, don't care about others having it. Stretch marks and all that malarky... they're just not important.
One of my mates got cellulite cream from her mother in law for her Christmas. I wouldn't have laughed that off... she'd have worn it!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't give a monkies! We're all human and we all have little bits of us that we don't like. Don't care about having it, don't care about others having it. Stretch marks and all that malarky... they're just not important.
One of my mates got cellulite cream from her mother in law for her Christmas. I wouldn't have laughed that off... she'd have worn it! "
My daughters prospective mother in law bought her some bathroom scales for Christmas....... she had just had her baby the end of October! |
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"I don't give a monkies! We're all human and we all have little bits of us that we don't like. Don't care about having it, don't care about others having it. Stretch marks and all that malarky... they're just not important.
One of my mates got cellulite cream from her mother in law for her Christmas. I wouldn't have laughed that off... she'd have worn it!
My daughters prospective mother in law bought her some bathroom scales for Christmas....... she had just had her baby the end of October! "
Again... she'd have been wearing the scales in an uncomfortable place!!
Cheeky cheeky cheeky! And not in a good way!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't give a monkies! We're all human and we all have little bits of us that we don't like. Don't care about having it, don't care about others having it. Stretch marks and all that malarky... they're just not important.
One of my mates got cellulite cream from her mother in law for her Christmas. I wouldn't have laughed that off... she'd have worn it!
My daughters prospective mother in law bought her some bathroom scales for Christmas....... she had just had her baby the end of October!
Again... she'd have been wearing the scales in an uncomfortable place!!
Cheeky cheeky cheeky! And not in a good way!! "
My daughter lost 25 stone...... she dumped the guy and his mother. |
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"I don't give a monkies! We're all human and we all have little bits of us that we don't like. Don't care about having it, don't care about others having it. Stretch marks and all that malarky... they're just not important.
One of my mates got cellulite cream from her mother in law for her Christmas. I wouldn't have laughed that off... she'd have worn it!
My daughters prospective mother in law bought her some bathroom scales for Christmas....... she had just had her baby the end of October!
Again... she'd have been wearing the scales in an uncomfortable place!!
Cheeky cheeky cheeky! And not in a good way!!
My daughter lost 25 stone...... she dumped the guy and his mother. "
Hahahahahaha!! Good for her!! |
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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago
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"I don't give a monkies! We're all human and we all have little bits of us that we don't like. Don't care about having it, don't care about others having it. Stretch marks and all that malarky... they're just not important.
One of my mates got cellulite cream from her mother in law for her Christmas. I wouldn't have laughed that off... she'd have worn it! "
You can also buy tights which are impregnated with caffeine, which is supposed to help reduce cellulite. |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"I don't give a monkies! We're all human and we all have little bits of us that we don't like. Don't care about having it, don't care about others having it. Stretch marks and all that malarky... they're just not important.
One of my mates got cellulite cream from her mother in law for her Christmas. I wouldn't have laughed that off... she'd have worn it!
My daughters prospective mother in law bought her some bathroom scales for Christmas....... she had just had her baby the end of October! "
lol that reminds me of the MIL visiting me in hospital 3 hours after having my second child and saying " you are going to have to work hard to get rid of that stomach you have!" I thought jesus, gimmee a chance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't give a monkies! We're all human and we all have little bits of us that we don't like. Don't care about having it, don't care about others having it. Stretch marks and all that malarky... they're just not important.
One of my mates got cellulite cream from her mother in law for her Christmas. I wouldn't have laughed that off... she'd have worn it!
My daughters prospective mother in law bought her some bathroom scales for Christmas....... she had just had her baby the end of October!
lol that reminds me of the MIL visiting me in hospital 3 hours after having my second child and saying " you are going to have to work hard to get rid of that stomach you have!" I thought jesus, gimmee a chance "
Bloody MIL!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After my first and on the day when I could'nt stop crying "baby blues" my brother asked why if id had the baby I still looked pregnant.............cue 12 hrs of uncontrolled sobbing and a very apologetic brother |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ha ha remind me of mine bringing round a local dish she had cooked. I said I had prepared the very same. Mine is better she said.
I was delighted to say that mine had already been eaten!
Hope I never get like that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't have cellulite,so I can't be real.
Sometimes wonder if I'm just a hologram!
Cellulite is apparently a mixture of subcutanious fat and toxins,which is why slim women can still be prone to it.
Lots of exercise,water and regular detox days help.
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
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"What's a detox day?"
Where you dont eat cream cakes and you only have half a tub of Haagen-Dasz instead of a full one.
Oh and only one pack of fags.
And drink plenty of water. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Officially, theres no such thing as Cellulite...it was originally another one of those made up words from the cosmetics industry.."
You have to admit it sounds a lot better than Bubblewrap though!
XXXX |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"What's a detox day?
Where you dont eat cream cakes and you only have half a tub of Haagen-Dasz instead of a full one.
Oh and only one pack of fags.
And drink plenty of water."
prefer the sound of a duvet day instead |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
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"What's a detox day?
Where you dont eat cream cakes and you only have half a tub of Haagen-Dasz instead of a full one.
Oh and only one pack of fags.
And drink plenty of water.prefer the sound of a duvet day instead "
me too as you may have guessed.... |
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"Officially, theres no such thing as Cellulite...it was originally another one of those made up words from the cosmetics industry..
You have to admit it sounds a lot better than Bubblewrap though!
XXXX"
lol |
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