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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Ever tried an electric blanket.
Less maintenance than a man and it won't cum in your mouth when he promised not to.  "
My nan burnt to death in a house fire that was caused by a faulty electric blanket never ever would have one in my house... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ever tried an electric blanket.
Less maintenance than a man and it won't cum in your mouth when he promised not to.
My nan burnt to death in a house fire that was caused by a faulty electric blanket never ever would have one in my house..."
Eeek, soz foot in mouth moment.
Being very serious this is exactly why I refuse to let jools use ours anymore.
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Ever tried an electric blanket.
Less maintenance than a man and it won't cum in your mouth when he promised not to.
My nan burnt to death in a house fire that was caused by a faulty electric blanket never ever would have one in my house...
Eeek, soz foot in mouth moment.
Being very serious this is exactly why I refuse to let jools use ours anymore.
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You didn't know you daft sod |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get a pooch.
Best hot water bottle ever.
OK with a hot water bottle you don't have to pick its shit up
But then again hot water bottles aren't great to torment either  |
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