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check out my purple bellend,would you suck it like a lollipop lol!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Circumcision? |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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Has that line ever actually worked, OP? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not the most attractive cock I've ever seen |
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"Not the most attractive cock I've ever seen "
I have a lovely looking cock lol. Not to big not to small. Great for all occasions |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's a no from me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not unless you can get it pointing at the ceiling without doing a hand stand.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And it's a no from me too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"check out my purple bellend,would you suck it like a lollipop lol!!
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Wow, it really is very purple... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How can I say this politely?"
Most inane thread so far this year? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not the most attractive cock I've ever seen
I have a lovely looking cock lol. Not to big not to small. Great for all occasions "
And what would you call "to big" and "to small" I'm only 5"3 n a size 10 so I'm a little on the small size lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OP - bet you weren't expecting that respons
Better luck next time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Makes you look like a tight fisted wanker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"NO!"
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"Not the most attractive cock I've ever seen
I have a lovely looking cock lol. Not to big not to small. Great for all occasions
And what would you call "to big" and "to small" I'm only 5"3 n a size 10 so I'm a little on the small size lol x"
I would send you a picture if I was allowed. It's a bit more than a hand full lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh lord no  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not the most attractive cock I've ever seen
I have a lovely looking cock lol. Not to big not to small. Great for all occasions
And what would you call "to big" and "to small" I'm only 5"3 n a size 10 so I'm a little on the small size lol x
I would send you a picture if I was allowed. It's a bit more than a hand full lol"
Haha don't want pic lol seen enough cock pics in my time on fab lol. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The first two pics it looks really tight and sore  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No thank you! I actually think you need to be circumcised, it looks painfully tight ........ |
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"Not the most attractive cock I've ever seen
I have a lovely looking cock lol. Not to big not to small. Great for all occasions
And what would you call "to big" and "to small" I'm only 5"3 n a size 10 so I'm a little on the small size lol x
That's good just use your imagination of what you think the best looking one is. It's that....
I would send you a picture if I was allowed. It's a bit more than a hand full lol
Haha don't want pic lol seen enough cock pics in my time on fab lol. X"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The first two pics it looks really tight and sore "
I think that a Circumcision would be helpful.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The first two pics it looks really tight and sore "
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The first two pics it looks really tight and sore
I think that a Circumcision would be helpful.
karen"
I agree, i think the "purpleness" is a direct result of the restriction to blood flow caused by the tight foreskin. |
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Not at 55 years old Karen ouch,ouch lol!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh he took them down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh he took them down "
LOL
Taxi! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"who's the biggest bellend?"
Enlighten us |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not at 55 years old Karen ouch,ouch lol!!"
They can make a nice job of it now. If they do it when you're a pensioner because you can't keep yourself clean, they'll just cut length ways to form a flap.. |
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"Not at 55 years old Karen ouch,ouch lol!!
They can make a nice job of it now. If they do it when you're a pensioner because you can't keep yourself clean, they'll just cut length ways to form a flap.."
to be honest, at 55, they could just cut the thing off altogether.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm glad to see the woman are flooding in at your feet mate, I'll be sure to try this chat up line soon.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Omg that's awesome. Is it that colour when it's hard??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Omg that's awesome. Is it that colour when it's hard???"
Not offering to help you out with it though!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Omg that's awesome. Is it that colour when it's hard???"
It is a nice shade of purple isn't it lol xx might decorated my bedroom same colour x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm glad to see the woman are flooding in at your feet mate, I'll be sure to try this chat up line soon..... "
I'm not sure you would get the same response |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Purple headed snake anyone? |
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Not a single bloke been married 26 years did meet people on here about 4 years ago,looking to start up again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not a single bloke been married 26 years did meet people on here about 4 years ago,looking to start up again."
Would advise on better pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not at 55 years old Karen ouch,ouch lol!!
They can make a nice job of it now. If they do it when you're a pensioner because you can't keep yourself clean, they'll just cut length ways to form a flap..
to be honest, at 55, they could just cut the thing off altogether.."
I think if he squeezes any harder it will fall off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have you been using a dyson on it again? |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
this hasn't gone well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Leave the guy alone eh? He may have been rather naive, but he doesn't deserve assassination, and didnt ask for profile critique. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not a single bloke been married 26 years did meet people on here about 4 years ago,looking to start up again."
Good luck with a purple cock. But seriously I'd get it checked out if I was you it isn't normal for it to be that colour. |
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"Not at 55 years old Karen ouch,ouch lol!!"
There is no age limit if needed on medical grounds. |
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This place never stops surprising me |
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"Not at 55 years old Karen ouch,ouch lol!!
There is no age limit if needed on medical grounds."
They could sew in your freedom pass. |
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"How can I say this politely?"
*Giggles* |
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"Has that line ever actually worked, OP?"
Does one really need to ask?!!  |
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"this hasn't gone well "
Know your audience: this was never going to end well! |
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"Not a single bloke been married 26 years did meet people on here about 4 years ago,looking to start up again.
Would advise on better pics "
Well he's better than you regarding pics!!! |
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"Leave the guy alone eh? He may have been rather naive, but he doesn't deserve assassination, and didnt ask for profile critique."
Some people just enjoy being down right mean,it's the ugliness inside them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not a single bloke been married 26 years did meet people on here about 4 years ago,looking to start up again.
Would advise on better pics
Well he's better than you regarding pics!!!"
Rather none than what he put up |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
And.... we can leave it there |
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