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over a year ago
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Well something made me chuckle taday at least lol
At 1.30 pm i had a text from a number unknown ta me it said
"Its Jamie yeah ill suck your dick again"
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Ok i thought no problem but who the fook are ya lol as i dont know any Jamies (Automatically assumed it was a male although during this happening i phoned chezza who told me it could well be female as she knows fems called Jamie) and no male has been round me dick fa a few weeks anyway lol
So i text back
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"think ya got the wrong number mate"
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They text
"this Dan??"
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I said
"No sorry"
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They said
"Shit"
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I said
"No problem at all hopes ya find Dan"
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They said
"Who is this then"
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I said
"Im Craig who is this?"
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They said
"Jamie" (told ya me memory was crap lol)
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I said
" male or female"
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They said
"male"
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I said
"Good luck with it then mate"
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He said
"Lol well the offer there ha ha"
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I said
"thanks but no luckily fa you ya got a wrong number with an open mind pmsl"
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He said
"shit happens"
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I said
"Done it myself mate "
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He said
"done what"
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I said
"wrong text a number"
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He said
Oh thought you meant sukin dick ha ha thought my luck was in then"
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I said
"Nope sorry lol good luck"
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He then stopped lol i was wettin meself if only he knew lol
But im not in the habit a suckin summat i cant see pmsl xx
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Friend of mine left a voice mail telling me exactly what he intended to do to me next time we met. Only thing he wasn't ringing from his mobile and dialled the wrong number. Wonder what the person who got it thought! |
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over a year ago
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I was on the phone to my friend from fab today I said im off to have a new piercing she asked why are u having a 3some on the bus I didnt know what to say good job shes a good friend and no one could hear what she had said  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well something made me chuckle taday at least lol
At 1.30 pm i had a text from a number unknown ta me it said
"Its Jamie yeah ill suck your dick again"
.
Ok i thought no problem but who the fook are ya lol as i dont know any Jamies (Automatically assumed it was a male although during this happening i phoned chezza who told me it could well be female as she knows fems called Jamie) and no male has been round me dick fa a few weeks anyway lol
So i text back
.
"think ya got the wrong number mate"
.
They text
"this Dan??"
.
I said
"No sorry"
.
They said
"Shit"
.
I said
"No problem at all hopes ya find Dan"
.
They said
"Who is this then"
.
I said
"Im Craig who is this?"
.
They said
"Jamie" (told ya me memory was crap lol)
.
I said
" male or female"
.
They said
"male"
.
I said
"Good luck with it then mate"
.
He said
"Lol well the offer there ha ha"
.
I said
"thanks but no luckily fa you ya got a wrong number with an open mind pmsl"
.
He said
"shit happens"
.
I said
"Done it myself mate "
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He said
"done what"
.
I said
"wrong text a number"
.
He said
Oh thought you meant sukin dick ha ha thought my luck was in then"
.
I said
"Nope sorry lol good luck"
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He then stopped lol i was wettin meself if only he knew lol
But im not in the habit a suckin summat i cant see pmsl xx
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