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100% suction, 100% of the time...

By *ohnjones3210 OP Man over a year ago

Chester

Have any of you seen this sticker on your Dyson?

Well well... What total bollocks!

It's more like; "100% suction when you've put a new filter in and had it serviced, gradually decreasing in performance 100% of the time".

Seriously...

By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

This is clearly an important swinging issue

By *ohnjones3210 OP Man over a year ago

Chester

"This is clearly an important swinging issue

Oh sorry, I'll just move the thread to the lounge... Oh! It already is!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine works well.

Or my cleaner hasn't complained, anyway.

By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Mine works well.

Or my cleaner hasn't complained, anyway."

My butler send my shirts to Cairo to be pressed - they use more starch over there

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

love my dyson so much im onto my 3rd mmmm x

By *ohnjones3210 OP Man over a year ago

Chester

"love my dyson so much im onto my 3rd mmmm x"

Hahahahahaha!!!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my mum still has her kirby hoover. it really has lasted a life time for her.

i buy shitty hoovers off ebay for £25 that work great for a week or 2 (until the kids 'help' with the housework) then it's fucked.

By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've only got 2 smallish carpets, so I just borrow some fecker else's

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe you have a blockage in your hose.

For the last 8 years mine has been successfully sucking like, well like a Dyson....