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Fab Top Trumps - a tongue in cheek production!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello my lovelies!
Lazing in bed this morning - I amused myself with the idea of inventing a fab top trumps game (yes - I KNOW I need to get out more!)
Each character - male and female - would be given points out of a hundred on their anatomy, personality etc.
Sooooo - for females I thought
BOOBAGE
BUM
FACE
LEGS
BODY OVERALL
PERSONALITY
OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE
for men:
PECS AND ABS
BUM
FACE
LEGS
BODY OVERALL
PERSONALITY
OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE!
Soooo
What score would you give yourself if you were a character in the game - and what body parts/pointers would you include?
Remember - this is just for giggles!
I'd
give myself:
BOOBAGE 34
BUM. 79
FACE. 62
LEGS. 24
BODY OVERALL. 56
PERSONALITY. 82
OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE 63
Over to you my lovelies!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello my lovelies!
Lazing in bed this morning - I amused myself with the idea of inventing a fab top trumps game (yes - I KNOW I need to get out more!)
Each character - male and female - would be given points out of a hundred on their anatomy, personality etc.
Sooooo - for females I thought
BOOBAGE
BUM
FACE
LEGS
BODY OVERALL
PERSONALITY
OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE
for men:
PECS AND ABS
BUM
FACE
LEGS
BODY OVERALL
PERSONALITY
OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE!
Soooo
What score would you give yourself if you were a character in the game - and what body parts/pointers would you include?
Remember - this is just for giggles!
I'd
give myself:
BOOBAGE 15
BUM. 10
FACE. 10
LEGS. 10
BODY OVERALL. 5
PERSONALITY. 30
OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE 10
Over to you my lovelies!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello my lovelies!
Lazing in bed this morning - I amused myself with the idea of inventing a fab top trumps game (yes - I KNOW I need to get out more!)
Each character - male and female - would be given points out of a hundred on their anatomy, personality etc.
Sooooo - for females I thought
BOOBAGE
BUM
FACE
LEGS
BODY OVERALL
PERSONALITY
OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE
for men:
PECS AND ABS
BUM
FACE
LEGS
BODY OVERALL
PERSONALITY
OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE!
Soooo
What score would you give yourself if you were a character in the game - and what body parts/pointers would you include?
Remember - this is just for giggles!
I'd
give myself:
BOOBAGE 34
BUM. 79
FACE. 62
LEGS. 24
BODY OVERALL. 56
PERSONALITY. 82
OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE 63
Over to you my lovelies!
"
Can I have some of the happy pills you are on? Mental |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello my lovelies!
Lazing in bed this morning - I amused myself with the idea of inventing a fab top trumps game (yes - I KNOW I need to get out more!)
Each character - male and female - would be given points out of a hundred on their anatomy, personality etc.
Sooooo - for females I thought
BOOBAGE
BUM
FACE
LEGS
BODY OVERALL
PERSONALITY
OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE
for men:
PECS AND ABS
BUM
FACE
LEGS
BODY OVERALL
PERSONALITY
OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE!
Soooo
What score would you give yourself if you were a character in the game - and what body parts/pointers would you include?
Remember - this is just for giggles!
I'd
give myself:
BOOBAGE 34
BUM. 79
FACE. 62
LEGS. 24
BODY OVERALL. 56
PERSONALITY. 82
OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE 63
Over to you my lovelies!
Can I have some of the happy pills you are on? Mental "
Nope! I need them all!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello my lovelies!
Lazing in bed this morning - I amused myself with the idea of inventing a fab top trumps game (yes - I KNOW I need to get out more!)
Each character - male and female - would be given points out of a hundred on their anatomy, personality etc.
Sooooo - for females I thought
BOOBAGE
BUM
FACE
LEGS
BODY OVERALL
PERSONALITY
OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE
for men:
PECS AND ABS
BUM
FACE
LEGS
BODY OVERALL
PERSONALITY
OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE!
Soooo
What score would you give yourself if you were a character in the game - and what body parts/pointers would you include?
Remember - this is just for giggles!
I'd
give myself:
BOOBAGE 15
BUM. 10
FACE. 10
LEGS. 10
BODY OVERALL. 5
PERSONALITY. 30
OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE 10
Over to you my lovelies!
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You've massively undersold yourself here my dear! |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
PECS AND ABS... = 75
BUM. ... = 69
FACE. ... = 50
LEGS. ... = 45
BODY OVERALL... = 69
COCK. ... = 99
PERSONALITY ... = 79
OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE!.. on recent performance 0.. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Too much maths for me to figure out at the end of the weekend. I'll just roll my 12 sided die around and see what it lands on.
Is it a sex one?  "
Nope. Bona fide geeky one from my misspent role-playing days. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Too much maths for me to figure out at the end of the weekend. I'll just roll my 12 sided die around and see what it lands on."
I thought the same thing. But my answer to the conundrum was just to give myself 100 for everything. 
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I probably would need to judge myself against other Males who post 
PECS AND ABS - 60
BUM - 70
FACE - 55
LEGS - 60
BODY OVERALL - 68
PERSONALITY - 75
OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE!
69
I haven't a clue really |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
"Hello my lovelies!
Lazing in bed this morning - I amused myself with the idea of inventing a fab top trumps game (yes - I KNOW I need to get out more!)
Each character - male and female - would be given points out of a hundred on their anatomy, personality etc.
Sooooo - for females I thought
BOOBAGE
BUM
FACE
LEGS
BODY OVERALL
PERSONALITY
OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE
for men:
PECS AND ABS
BUM
FACE
LEGS
BODY OVERALL
PERSONALITY
OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE!
Soooo
What score would you give yourself if you were a character in the game - and what body parts/pointers would you include?
Remember - this is just for giggles!
I'd
give myself:
BOOBAGE 34
BUM. 79
FACE. 62
LEGS. 24
BODY OVERALL. 56
PERSONALITY. 82
OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE 63
Over to you my lovelies!
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Boobage 25
Bum 90
Face 87
Legs 45
Body overall 59
Personality 92
Overall shag ability score, judges solely on last 2 weeks......100  xxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm that card that everyone pulls out and thinks 'shit' .. a bit like pulling Dagenham & Redbridge in a footballing Top Trumps. So I'm throwing my toys out of the pram in huff and not playing. 
Some scores on here are wildly out though, blimey some people are either being very coy or massively underrate themselves ..  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry Peaches had to attach it to yours to remember all the questions, otherwise I would have been typing all night haha xxxx  "
No worries - I had to keep scrolling up to see what the categories were -- and I came up with them!
For memory is get 5/100! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Perfect peach.. You have met us you can give us our scores. 
That's a good idea
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Not a chance! I've met about half the regular forumites - I'd be here all night!
I'd score all three of you pretty highly though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Perfect peach.. You have met us you can give us our scores.
That's a good idea
Not a chance! I've met about half the regular forumites - I'd be here all night!
I'd score all three of you pretty highly though! "
Ok but I will do you, Not in that way so you can pull your knickers back up
BOOBAGE - 55
BUM - 80
FACE - 70
LEGS - 65
BODY OVERALL - 75
PERSONALITY - 82
OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE - 85
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Too much maths for me to figure out at the end of the weekend. I'll just roll my 12 sided die around and see what it lands on.
Is it a sex one?
Nope. Bona fide geeky one from my misspent role-playing days. "
I loved the role playing books ,, not that role playing !
Happy days |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok here we go and forgive me if I score wrong
PECS AND ABS. 30
BUM. 60
FACE. 10
LEGS. 60
BODY OVERALL. 55
PERSONALITY. 60
OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE. 60"
Ah, the old reverse psychology trick, giving yourself a low score to gain sympathy
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok here we go and forgive me if I score wrong
PECS AND ABS. 30
BUM. 60
FACE. 10
LEGS. 60
BODY OVERALL. 55
PERSONALITY. 60
OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE. 60
Ah, the old reverse psychology trick, giving yourself a low score to gain sympathy
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Ha ha no bud I have a mirror I can see me , pooch did the marking , and kept chuckling |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok here we go and forgive me if I score wrong
PECS AND ABS. 30
BUM. 60
FACE. 10
LEGS. 60
BODY OVERALL. 55
PERSONALITY. 60
OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE. 60
Ah, the old reverse psychology trick, giving yourself a low score to gain sympathy
Ha ha no bud I have a mirror I can see me , pooch did the marking , and kept chuckling "
I thought pooch could only count 1, 2, 3, 4, sausages ! |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
BOOBAGE - Check! Yep got two of them.
BUM - It's reasonable.
FACE - It's alright. I've seen worse.
LEGS - They help me stand.
BODY OVERALL - Fully functioning as of today's date
PERSONALITY - Personable.
OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE - I would!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok here we go and forgive me if I score wrong
PECS AND ABS. 30
BUM. 60
FACE. 10
LEGS. 60
BODY OVERALL. 55
PERSONALITY. 60
OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE. 60
Ah, the old reverse psychology trick, giving yourself a low score to gain sympathy
Ha ha no bud I have a mirror I can see me , pooch did the marking , and kept chuckling
I thought pooch could only count 1, 2, 3, 4, sausages ! "
You forgot his phd in quantum mechanics. He kept trying to give me 3.142 ,, he does like Pi lol
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"I'm that card that everyone pulls out and thinks 'shit' .. a bit like pulling Dagenham & Redbridge in a footballing Top Trumps. So I'm throwing my toys out of the pram in huff and not playing.
Some scores on here are wildly out though, blimey some people are either being very coy or massively underrate themselves .. "
Danberks you are way too modest, remember I've actually meet you!!!!! And believe me you have nothing to worry about xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok here we go and forgive me if I score wrong
PECS AND ABS. 30
BUM. 60
FACE. 10
LEGS. 60
BODY OVERALL. 55
PERSONALITY. 60
OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE. 60
Ah, the old reverse psychology trick, giving yourself a low score to gain sympathy
Ha ha no bud I have a mirror I can see me , pooch did the marking , and kept chuckling
I thought pooch could only count 1, 2, 3, 4, sausages !
You forgot his phd in quantum mechanics. He kept trying to give me 3.142 ,, he does like Pi lol
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Sausage pie 
But did you know that Richard Feynman had a theory about quantum mechanics and Italian salami ?
Apparently German salami just didn't cut the mustard ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Perfect peach.. You have met us you can give us our scores.
That's a good idea
Not a chance! I've met about half the regular forumites - I'd be here all night!
I'd score all three of you pretty highly though!
Ok but I will do you, Not in that way so you can pull your knickers back up
BOOBAGE - 55
BUM - 80
FACE - 70
LEGS - 65
BODY OVERALL - 75
PERSONALITY - 82
OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE - 85
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Aw thanks lovely! I think you're being over generous there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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BOOBAGE
BUM
FACE
LEGS
BODY OVERALL
PERSONALITY
OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE
for men:
PECS AND ABS
BUM
FACE
LEGS
BODY OVERALL
PERSONALITY
OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE!
Soo
Boobage. 75
Bum. 30
Face. 80
Legs. 40
Body overall 50
personality. 60
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok here we go and forgive me if I score wrong
PECS AND ABS. 30
BUM. 60
FACE. 10
LEGS. 60
BODY OVERALL. 55
PERSONALITY. 60
OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE. 60
Ah, the old reverse psychology trick, giving yourself a low score to gain sympathy
Ha ha no bud I have a mirror I can see me , pooch did the marking , and kept chuckling
I thought pooch could only count 1, 2, 3, 4, sausages !
You forgot his phd in quantum mechanics. He kept trying to give me 3.142 ,, he does like Pi lol
Sausage pie
But did you know that Richard Feynman had a theory about quantum mechanics and Italian salami ?
Apparently German salami just didn't cut the mustard ! "
Ha ha you silly sausage |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OK Miss Peach - The scores from the frozen north are in:
PECS AND ABS: 65
BUM: 85
FACE: 70
LEGS: 70
BODY OVERALL: 70
PERSONALITY: 75
OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE! 70.01
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"I did this on the last site I was on (a gay site). Categories were:
* Troll strength
* Pulling power
* Slutometer
* Special power (wild card)
* Gucci glam
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Playing my own game (as per), I gave myself:
* Troll strength - 78%
* Pulling power - 81%
* Slutometer - 98%
* Special power - cutting wit and inability to know when to stop 100%
* Gucci glam - 10%
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I did this on the last site I was on (a gay site). Categories were:
* Troll strength
* Pulling power
* Slutometer
* Special power (wild card)
* Gucci glam
Playing my own game (as per), I gave myself:
* Troll strength - 78%
* Pulling power - 81%
* Slutometer - 98%
* Special power - cutting wit and inability to know when to stop 100%
* Gucci glam - 10%
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I'd agree on the slutometer score!
Only from what you've divulged on the forums mind! |
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"Playing my own game (as per), I gave myself:
* Troll strength - 78%
* Pulling power - 81%
* Slutometer - 98%
* Special power - cutting wit and inability to know when to stop 100%
* Gucci glam - 10%
I'd agree on the slutometer score!
Only from what you've divulged on the forums mind! "
Oh... there's much, much more... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Playing my own game (as per), I gave myself:
* Troll strength - 78%
* Pulling power - 81%
* Slutometer - 98%
* Special power - cutting wit and inability to know when to stop 100%
* Gucci glam - 10%
I'd agree on the slutometer score!
Only from what you've divulged on the forums mind!
Oh... there's much, much more..."
I don't doubt it! |
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OVERALL SHAGABILITY SCORE: 69 
