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Referring to me.
Having a good old singalong in the car to some classic guns and roses. Belting out a bit of paradise city at the top of my lungs with the music loud. Yeah. Fucking rocking...
Radio traffic thing kicks in as I am in full flow.
I suddenly realise that, far from sounding like a rock god, I actually sound like Alan Carr.
Fucking devastated.  |
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"Referring to me.
Having a good old singalong in the car to some classic guns and roses. Belting out a bit of paradise city at the top of my lungs with the music loud. Yeah. Fucking rocking...
Radio traffic thing kicks in as I am in full flow.
I suddenly realise that, far from sounding like a rock god, I actually sound like Alan Carr.
Fucking devastated. "
could be worse, imagine if you looked like him..  |
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"sorry but i just laughed out loud 
If it makes you feel good then carry on
I sing all the time "
I've heard you sing. Your definitely nothing like Alan Carr! |
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"sorry but i just laughed out loud
If it makes you feel good then carry on
I sing all the time
I've heard you sing. Your definitely nothing like Alan Carr!"
i know ive a massive set of tits,, lol |
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"sorry but i just laughed out loud
If it makes you feel good then carry on
I sing all the time
I've heard you sing. Your definitely nothing like Alan Carr!
i know ive a massive set of tits,, lol "
Really? Where? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"sorry but i just laughed out loud
If it makes you feel good then carry on
I sing all the time
I've heard you sing. Your definitely nothing like Alan Carr!
i know ive a massive set of tits,, lol
Really? Where?"
Right here.. *looks down* |
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"I was rocking a bit of Dr dre 2001 a week or so ago had it at full tilt mirrors shaking and me blasting it out. Stopped at the lights getting my freak on looks to my right and just behind the window was a striper with 2 dibble sat in it they was both pissing them self at me. Fuck em ya gota get your freak on haven't you "
Before Christmas I was in the car with my daughter. Put on the blues brothers soundtrack and we were rocking out to aretha franklin 'Think' with all the dance moves (seated version) while sat in traffic on the a1...we got some really funny looks.
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"I was rocking a bit of Dr dre 2001 a week or so ago had it at full tilt mirrors shaking and me blasting it out. Stopped at the lights getting my freak on looks to my right and just behind the window was a striper with 2 dibble sat in it they was both pissing them self at me. Fuck em ya gota get your freak on haven't you
Before Christmas I was in the car with my daughter. Put on the blues brothers soundtrack and we were rocking out to aretha franklin 'Think' with all the dance moves (seated version) while sat in traffic on the a1...we got some really funny looks.
Not a fuck given though...love those dad moments "
Me and my daughter do it regularly although we have better taste it's normally Rihanna although s&m is swiftly avoided |
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"I was rocking a bit of Dr dre 2001 a week or so ago had it at full tilt mirrors shaking and me blasting it out. Stopped at the lights getting my freak on looks to my right and just behind the window was a striper with 2 dibble sat in it they was both pissing them self at me. Fuck em ya gota get your freak on haven't you
Before Christmas I was in the car with my daughter. Put on the blues brothers soundtrack and we were rocking out to aretha franklin 'Think' with all the dance moves (seated version) while sat in traffic on the a1...we got some really funny looks.
Not a fuck given though...love those dad moments
Me and my daughter do it regularly although we have better taste it's normally Rihanna although s&m is swiftly avoided "
You cant fucking disrespect the queen of r n b. Me and you could be having serious words bladey haha.
Anyway, its impossible to listen to the blues brothers and not sing along....once bet a fb she couldn't do it...she lost the bet and had to take a spin class (she was an instructor) while wearing a set of love eggs... |
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"Referring to me.
Having a good old singalong in the car to some classic guns and roses. Belting out a bit of paradise city at the top of my lungs with the music loud. Yeah. Fucking rocking...
Radio traffic thing kicks in as I am in full flow.
I suddenly realise that, far from sounding like a rock god, I actually sound like Alan Carr.
Fucking devastated. "
Don't feel bad. Axl Rose sounded like Alan Carr after gargling with hydrochloric acid when he sang live most of the time. |
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Never forget about 7 years ago driving back from Sailsbury (ex posted there) and got stuck in traffic on the M11, it was a balmy summer evening traffic came to a standstill next to me was a porche.
Come on every woman would look seeing how fit the male driver was!. And omg was he ha ha sadly for him he had his windows down too and was merrily singing away to Westlife 'flying without wings'.
I almost pissed myself even funnier as the next song was 'what about now' he must have been playing the album.
And then he saw me giggling he went as red as a tomato, I mouthed seriously take that are better and drove away.
Never forget that ha ha |
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"Me and my mum in the car we always have to head bang when Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody' gets played
and hopefully sing it in all the different voices "
of course... its the done thing |
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"Me and my mum in the car we always have to head bang when Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody' gets played
and hopefully sing it in all the different voices
of course... its the done thing "
Waynes world style? |
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"Referring to me.
Having a good old singalong in the car to some classic guns and roses. Belting out a bit of paradise city at the top of my lungs with the music loud. Yeah. Fucking rocking...
Radio traffic thing kicks in as I am in full flow.
I suddenly realise that, far from sounding like a rock god, I actually sound like Alan Carr.
Fucking devastated. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Referring to me.
Having a good old singalong in the car to some classic guns and roses. Belting out a bit of paradise city at the top of my lungs with the music loud. Yeah. Fucking rocking...
Radio traffic thing kicks in as I am in full flow.
I suddenly realise that, far from sounding like a rock god, I actually sound like Alan Carr.
Fucking devastated. "
FFS sake man, you're only supposed to sing in the shower. |
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