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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
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A recent post demonstrated my ignorance of s few swinging terms.
Therefore to avoid any further confusion within the swinging community I have prepared the following, carefully researched and cross checked glossary of terms for you all:
Yummy Mummy = posh MILF
Gorgeous Granny = posh GILF
eeewwwww = GGILF, posh or otherwise
BBW = Big Busted Wench
SSBBW = Big Busted Wench with a Nazi uniform fetish
Toys = Harry Potters magic wand or the Duracell Rabbit
Bi-sexual male = greedy bugger
Bi-curious male = would like to be a greedy bugger
Dominatrix = bossy female computer geek
Professional = white collar swinger
Down to Earth = blue collar swinger
Attractive = my Mum says I'm pretty
Meet for a coffee = are you and axe murderer?
Dominant male sought = lazy bitch
I hope a clear understanding of these terms will enhance all our swinging lifestyles.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A recent post demonstrated my ignorance of s few swinging terms.
Therefore to avoid any further confusion within the swinging community I have prepared the following, carefully researched and cross checked glossary of terms for you all:
Yummy Mummy = posh MILF
Gorgeous Granny = posh GILF
eeewwwww = GGILF, posh or otherwise
BBW = Big Busted Wench
SSBBW = Big Busted Wench with a Nazi uniform fetish
Toys = Harry Potters magic wand or the Duracell Rabbit
Bi-sexual male = greedy bugger
Bi-curious male = would like to be a greedy bugger
Dominatrix = bossy female computer geek
Professional = white collar swinger
Down to Earth = blue collar swinger
Attractive = my Mum says I'm pretty
Meet for a coffee = are you and axe murderer?
Dominant male sought = lazy bitch
I hope a clear understanding of these terms will enhance all our swinging lifestyles.
" Thank you for that it helps a lot, nice bum too, brightened up my morning. Mina xx |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
Some more:
Social meeting = pick and mix
Your opinion = something someone gives you on the forum
Clique = sound that snooker balls make in a sock
Chat room = wanking room
Directing Room = rude wankers room
Forum rules = something to read while you sit out your ban
Block button = 'really NO!'
Open Minded = not tried much
Verification = another way to communicate with your other profile
I hope they enhance your swinging experience. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"so im a down to earth bbw yummy mummy lol
But do you 'clique' when put in a sock? "
huh? ive never been put in a sock - you completely lost me on that one.. its too early for my brain to function |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"so im a down to earth bbw yummy mummy lol
But do you 'clique' when put in a sock?
huh? ive never been put in a sock - you completely lost me on that one.. its too early for my brain to function"
I was referring to the infamous forum clique and my definition of them.
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
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...shhh! They are watching!
Who?.....the socks!
Yeeesssss! Look out!!!
I hope they're not wank socks "
Lurking under the bed waiting to splat your foot when you least expect it!! Attack of the crusty wank mops!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi smartarse...hmmmm...
Sigh...distracted by that bum, I had a point to make - it'll come back to me... "
Run Invictus! Sassy is making a point and I can guess just where that point is going to end up |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"Oi smartarse...hmmmm...
Sigh...distracted by that bum, I had a point to make - it'll come back to me...
Run Invictus! Sassy is making a point and I can guess just where that point is going to end up "
*runs for the hills*
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi smartarse...hmmmm...
Sigh...distracted by that bum, I had a point to make - it'll come back to me...
Run Invictus! Sassy is making a point and I can guess just where that point is going to end up "
Well thanks a bunch Honey!!! I was trying to sneak up on him...lube ready and everything! Sheesh, some people! |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
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...shhh! They are watching!
Who?.....the socks!
Yeeesssss! Look out!!!
I hope they're not wank socks
I hope there not pink socks..
Katie.x"
What kind of saddo would wear pink socks!! Geeesh, some people!
*runs and hides again in case Sassy is still around* |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
A few more, including some useful forum terms:
rant over = not by a fucking long chalk
FFM = Holy Grail
MMF = it'll do until I find the Holy Grail
MMMMMF = ball gags too tight
single male = married
can't accommodate = definitely married
Sky remote = universally accepted method of measuring cocks
cock pic = married
send face pic = we hate ping pong messages
forumite = a brand of yeast spread with cliques in
single bi-fem = rocking horse shit
NSA = American TV program about a special naval police squad
straight = bi
bi = gay
bi-curious = nearly gay
you're point is? = !!!FLAME WAR!!!
OP = sorry, I forgot your name
PM = one click away from delete
look at me thread = single male
verification = I have at least two profiles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im an attractive yummy mummy woooo lol
Want to meet for a coffee?
just coffee pffffttttt
I need to make sure your not an axe murderer first... that would be a conflict of interests. "
i pefer to strangle my victims |
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"couple where female is never avalable to talk on the phone/cam = single male with invisable swinging GF/partner.
Otherwise know as a turkey puller. "
swing phone= cheap mobile with a set of free sim cards,,, to baffle the turkey pullers.. |
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