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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago
warwickshire |
"Man whore is straight, rent boys are gay?"
Oh, I see, you are allowed to be fussy then? Must be great to be rich and be able to pick and choose work!
Speaking of which, there has been the discussion on here before, about whether "Escorts" are actually "Whores", um, sorry "Prostitutes", but does male escorting allow any sort of discretion?
I mean, let's say a massive moose of a woman booked you, looking like Giant Haystacks' ugly sister, to escort her to dinner, you carry out the strict business role, ie. she has "paid for your time and company" over the evening, but as you lever her out of your car at the Travel Tavern, it becomes clear you are not finished just yet.
You get to her room, she pops a roll of tenners into your breast pocket, but she smells like the shithouse door on a Grimsby trawler. Would you be the consummate professional, grit your teeth and get to work, or would you give her the money back and flee, perhaps with her fizzing and frothing, chasing you down the corridor wrapped in a sheet, screaming that you're a minge-tease?
Let's say you do the deed. How much cuddling is involved afterwards? Is it, "Blow your beans, contract fulfilled"? or is it when she is satisfied? This is very important, chowing down on her gaping maw will be even more difficult once your own ardour (or 'ard-on, I suppose)has drained away. It would take extreme dedication to duty, you wouldn't want her complaining to your agency how crap you are, or worse, stalking you.
I imagine that unless you are Richard Gere, for every normal girl looking for a male escort for the night, there are 2 borderline psychos with hygeine issues waiting to book your services. Sod it, even if you ARE Richard Gere, it's the same.
Hmmmm, on reflection, I might give it a go. I'll specify "Hot chicks only" on my ads and only wear the finest shell-suits. Man, I'm gonna be fucking rich in no time......! |