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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm sure 98% of us have experienced a time waster or 3.

Let's see if there is a A-Z of lame excuses.

A- Attacked by a clown and his water squirting flower, so had to go home and get changed and then missed bus to yours.

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Well you see its like this I didn't want to Cum to soon so thought I'd better throw 1 off before I left and blow me my cock fell off. Sorry love need to go get a new splint

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well you see its like this I didn't want to Cum to soon so thought I'd better throw 1 off before I left and blow me my cock fell off. Sorry love need to go get a new splint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

C is for coldsore, yep she gotten a coldsore so couldn't come, and also her mother had the misfortune of not feeling well...vanished from the site the next day, poor old soul

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

D is for death. Grandad died last night and I was up all night arranging a funeral.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

E is for egg....had fried eggs for breakfast and given me terrible wind. Last thing would want to do is gas you if you went down on me

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By *iscean MaleMan over a year ago

Darlaston

F is for its Friday.. oh sorry didnt realise we arranged to meet Friday.. I go out with the girls then. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

G is for Glasgow, yes sorry I can't make it but I've had to go to Glasgow to visit family

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

He is for "had a terrible accident, I slipped an fell on someone else's cock so I can't meet tonight"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I is for illness. Was perfectly fine in the morning when we text then all of a sudden came down with a nasty bug!

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By *km45Man over a year ago

UTTOXETER

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By *aneandpaulCouple over a year ago

cleveleys

J IS FOR JANE I LOVE TO GET HER FUCKED

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

I is for jump leads - my car has broken down and I have no jump leads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

k is for kinky

I tied myself up in a rope and could not wriggle free to catch the train

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

L is for lost

Really sorry got I'm lost and can't find you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

M is for married........... Say no more

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

M is for mother in law, she has popped round and now

We need to stay and have a meal with her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

M for Mother...I've been estranged from for 20 years cos I hate her has died and I need to go see her!

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS over a year ago

Epsom

N is for no clean clothes to wear.

Or NOTHING as in the response you get since the night before the meet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

N is for No-mark...had too much and I can't get hard now

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By *eliciousladyWoman over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

N is for nothing to wear so am staying home

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By *eliciousladyWoman over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

O Ohh dear was it tonight!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

O is for On my period

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

O is for... Ooooops my friends aunties dog has had a suspected heart attack!

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

P is for painters. It's that time of the month and I have the painters in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

P is for personal favourite: Was going to meet you yesterday but lost my phone in my friends car and only got it back now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Q= quite honestly I forgot we arranged it tonight and I've made other plans! Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"C is for coldsore, yep she gotten a coldsore so couldn't come, and also her mother had the misfortune of not feeling well...vanished from the site the next day, poor old soul"

In fairness I've offered to cancel a meet because I had a cold sore. I left it up to my partner to decide whether he wished to rearrange on the basis I wouldn't be able to kiss him or go down on him.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Q- caught up in my quilt & couldn't get out of bed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

R is for "Really, today, I thought you weren't being serious anyway."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

R = My meeting's running late and I dont think I can make it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

S is for Something come up, I can't really explain it at the moment.... Yes I've really had this!!

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By *inathetartTV/TS over a year ago

DERBY

T is for oh a tgirl girl isn't a real girl?

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By *icksfocusMan over a year ago

Pontefract

U is for useless

Useless waste of space time waster

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

V is for vaseline, they slipped up, and impelled themselves on a bottle of bishops finger, Doh what a confession.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

W is for water ingress from the flat above - really sorry I couldn't make it, it's raining inside my house

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

X is for X ray. Gotta go A&E for an xray. I was trying out some stuff I saw in 50 shades of Grey and I think I've broken something...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Y is for You aren't that attractive to me so i cba to turn up...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Zzzzzzzzzz. Sorry I fell asleep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

X is for xenophobic!

Enough said.

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By *uck princess and himCouple over a year ago

washington

I didn't even get an excuse! Sitting waiting in a bar, no call or text and 4 days later... still nothing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

N is for nerves, D is for dog been attacked, got to take her to vets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I didn't even get an excuse! Sitting waiting in a bar, no call or text and 4 days later... still nothing.

Think I would have gone home by now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't be arsed to reply when you ask for my number to arrange full details. Then proceed with "You never told me where we were meeting!"

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

"Y is for You aren't that attractive to me so i cba to turn up..."

Y could also stand for Yikes! My wife just caught me on this site. Can't meet, got to save marriage

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By *uck princess and himCouple over a year ago

washington

"I didn't even get an excuse! Sitting waiting in a bar, no call or text and 4 days later... still nothing.

Think I would have gone home by now!

haha I did! With a last min change in fb

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

My ex gf just text and said she wanted to get back together....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

U is for UNLOS! On the day of the meet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I is for....I got scared. I know we chatted about me being fisted with a barbed wire gauntlet, but.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

R is for....Religion. sorry, I know we have spent 3 weeks organising this transgender donkey /clown combo gangbang, but the vicar just popped round and I think he saw it written on my soul. I dont want to go to hell

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