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"Not funny ?, not funny ? Of course it was bloody funny ! Lighten up a bit there was no harm intended." funny thing is, most don't find it funny | |||
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"Please read!!!!! Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . . why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?" So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . . and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed. Sorry folks I laughed so inappropriate hard at this I had to share it. "Is there a similar joke about little men? | |||
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"Not funny ?, not funny ? Of course it was bloody funny ! Lighten up a bit there was no harm intended. funny thing is, most don't find it funny" But I wonder how many of the ones who don't find it funny are having a secret snigger behind their hand ? | |||
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"Not funny ?, not funny ? Of course it was bloody funny ! Lighten up a bit there was no harm intended. funny thing is, most don't find it funny But I wonder how many of the ones who don't find it funny are having a secret snigger behind their hand ? " I doubt it | |||
"I thought it was hilarious? I don't think the op intended to upset anyone! " I'm sure he did,nt,,but its just not funny | |||
"Not funny ?, not funny ? Of course it was bloody funny ! Lighten up a bit there was no harm intended. funny thing is, most don't find it funny But I wonder how many of the ones who don't find it funny are having a secret snigger behind their hand ? I doubt it" Which of course is your right | |||
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"Not funny ?, not funny ? Of course it was bloody funny ! Lighten up a bit there was no harm intended. funny thing is, most don't find it funny But I wonder how many of the ones who don't find it funny are having a secret snigger behind their hand ? I doubt it" | |||
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"I laughedYou would" No idea who you are, but I did.
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"I laughedYou would No idea who you are, but I did.
All the best"I laughed just now | |||
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"I laughedYou would No idea who you are, but I did.
All the best"You have a certain style View | |||
"I laughedYou would No idea who you are, but I did.
All the best
You have a certain style View "Thanks | |||
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"A sex site where they do majority things most of the general public would be disgusted at, have a tissy fit over a joke incase it offends anyone? but yet quite happy to plaster nobs, tits and bukkaka's all over their profiles..." Oh god don't say it's a sex site!!! You'll have all the sensitive little darlings up in arm!  | |||
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"A sex site where they do majority things most of the general public would be disgusted at, have a tissy fit over a joke incase it offends anyone? but yet quite happy to plaster nobs, tits and bukkaka's all over their profiles... Oh god don't say it's a sex site!!! You'll have all the sensitive little darlings up in arm! "Lol | |||
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"Not keen on copy and pasted net jokes. " Me neither,I prefer live stand up. | |||
"I laughedYou would No idea who you are, but I did.
All the best
I laughed just now "When I made a joke about fat women and another one about little guys, I got a time-out  | |||
The TV guy was obviously very convincing as a woman as the biker was totally fooled. The biker's violent actions suggest he cannot cope with the "embarrassment" of kissing a man who looks like a real woman.
I saw the joke was on the biker although it is sad the TV guy could not reconcile with his parents his sexuality. | |||
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"Funny how the same joke was posted a few weeks ago on here all be it worded slightly different and it got NO negative comments." Well ...... just like people used to be scared to say anything that can be misinterpreted as racist.... they are now scared to say ANYTHING about trans people .... I will speak out about posts or jokes that are derogatory about women BUT not about jokes with women in them. Subtle difference. | |||
"I laughedYou would No idea who you are, but I did.
All the best
I laughed just now
When I made a joke about fat women and another one about little guys, I got a time-out "Quite right ! Love from LadyLardArse. xx | |||
"Funny how the same joke was posted a few weeks ago on here all be it worded slightly different and it got NO negative comments." Often it is who posts it, if they are a well known forumite. The initial responses can take it a certain way and then, if it is cool to be collectively outraged. | |||
"I laughed. I laughed loud. But then I interpreted it as a dig at the homophobe. The joke isn't anti anything..... " It dehumanises suicide for transgender people and at the same time, encourages murder of transgender get people Would be similar if there was a joke about fat people which ends with, "they do have some use as one feed them to more lions per day than a normal person" | |||
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"Please read!!!!! Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby . . . whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?" She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked . . . "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe . . . why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?" So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that . . . and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one. After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed. Sorry folks I laughed so inappropriate hard at this I had to share it. "HILARIOUS | |||
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"There are many jokes about suicide, even in cartoons.... No one would laugh at a real suicide. If it's dehumanising to tell suicide jokes then it follows that it's dehumanising for all humans regardless of their sexuality. People are railing without reason. I still can't see it as an anti trans joke because I see the joke as falling plainly on the homophobe.. no one else. " Pushing the TV to his death because the biker was fooled gives the impression that the TV got what he bargained for Just like, fat people made to put on bikes to generate electricity to power the NHS wards where other fat people end up because they can't stop eating | |||
"Funny how the same joke was posted a few weeks ago on here all be it worded slightly different and it got NO negative comments. Often it is who posts it, if they are a well known forumite. The initial responses can take it a certain way and then, if it is cool to be collectively outraged. " this applies to the majority of threads imo. | |||
"I see the joke as falling plainly on the homophobe.. no one else. " ... What's the "joke"? That he got "fooled" into kissing a trans person? Again, that is implying that kissing a trans woman is somehow shameful, that a trans woman is "not really" a woman. That is literally the definition of transphobia. There is no "joke" that is on the biker here. Nothing bad has befallen him. The entirety of the laugh is based on transphobia. | |||
"Funny as fuck, better than some of the depressing shite that some people post on here just to get a little sympathy or attention. "
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"IT'S NOT A TRUE STORY!! " | |||
"IT'S NOT A TRUE STORY!! "Thank fuck you said that, cos I think we all thought it was a news piece from the BBC. | |||
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"Jokes often offend people. It is what it is. Tosh from the TV show Tosh.O (dunno if they have it in the UK?) got shit for a rape joke once. A lot of shit. He is still a wildly successful comedian. It's in the nature of some comedy to be offensive. Are people suprised by this in 2016? -Courtney " One well known comedian I've seen doing stand up has material that would be considered by some people to be majorly offensive. The reaction of the audience? It is a mixture of out loud belly laughter, stifled giggles, shock & squirming in their chairs. not too sure what point I'm trying to make but thought it was valid in this context! | |||
"Wildly offensive post. Glad those who laughed think the implied murder or suicide of a trans person is such a fucking hoot. What swell humans you are." You are offended, I am not. I haven't said anything negative about you, I respect that you are entitled to your opinion. So am I.
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"Jokes often offend people. It is what it is. Tosh from the TV show Tosh.O (dunno if they have it in the UK?) got shit for a rape joke once. A lot of shit. He is still a wildly successful comedian. It's in the nature of some comedy to be offensive. Are people suprised by this in 2016? -Courtney One well known comedian I've seen doing stand up has material that would be considered by some people to be majorly offensive. The reaction of the audience? It is a mixture of out loud belly laughter, stifled giggles, shock & squirming in their chairs. not too sure what point I'm trying to make but thought it was valid in this context!" Does he also do jokes about Jewish people and the gas chambers? Or about Black people in Southern US and the KKK? Those too will get some stifled giggles | |||
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"When I think of my books, I touch my shelf. "So offensive to Kindles! | |||
"When I think of my books, I touch my shelf.
So offensive to Kindles! "I can't apologise enough. I'll never have a kindle. I prefer the smell of a book. | |||
"When I think of my books, I touch my shelf.
So offensive to Kindles!
I can't apologise enough.
I'll never have a kindle.
I prefer the smell of a book.
"Pervert. ;) | |||
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" Is this the wrong time to mention the one about a ginger, one legged lesbian dwarf walking into a bar..? " ? Please keep it short n simple . The idea of a joke is make it not confusing | |||
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" Is this the wrong time to mention the one about a ginger, one legged lesbian dwarf walking into a bar..? " Was she also Black, obese and a single-parent? If so, then yes | |||
" Is this the wrong time to mention the one about a ginger, one legged lesbian dwarf walking into a bar..? ? Please keep it short n simple . The idea of a joke is make it not confusing " ok then.. 2 snow people standing in a field.. | |||
" Is this the wrong time to mention the one about a ginger, one legged lesbian dwarf walking into a bar..? ? Please keep it short n simple . The idea of a joke is make it not confusing ok then.. 2 snow people standing in a field.." Wrong kind of snow | |||
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"When I think of my books, I touch my shelf.
So offensive to Kindles!
I can't apologise enough.
I'll never have a kindle.
I prefer the smell of a book.
Pervert.
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"Someone come pick me up off the floor " I can lie on you. Will that do? | |||
" Is this the wrong time to mention the one about a ginger, one legged lesbian dwarf walking into a bar..? ? Please keep it short n simple . The idea of a joke is make it not confusing ok then.. 2 snow people standing in a field.. Wrong kind of snow" the snow is good, not yellow.. | |||
"Someone come pick me up off the floor I can lie on you. Will that do? " it is cold . I guess it will | |||
"Someone come pick me up off the floor I can lie on you. Will that do? it is cold . I guess it will "I'm unwell so I'm hot. | |||
" Is this the wrong time to mention the one about a ginger, one legged lesbian dwarf walking into a bar..? ? Please keep it short n simple . The idea of a joke is make it not confusing ok then.. 2 snow people standing in a field.. Wrong kind of snow the snow is good, not yellow.." its a good idea to stay clear of yellow snow | |||
" Is this the wrong time to mention the one about a ginger, one legged lesbian dwarf walking into a bar..? ? Please keep it short n simple . The idea of a joke is make it not confusing ok then.. 2 snow people standing in a field.. Wrong kind of snow the snow is good, not yellow.." Racist snow? | |||
"Someone come pick me up off the floor I can lie on you. Will that do? it is cold . I guess it will
I'm unwell so I'm hot. "snows comin be quick | |||
" Is this the wrong time to mention the one about a ginger, one legged lesbian dwarf walking into a bar..? ? Please keep it short n simple . The idea of a joke is make it not confusing ok then.. 2 snow people standing in a field.. Wrong kind of snow the snow is good, not yellow.. Racist snow? "disclaimer, all colours of snow are acceptable and equally cool in their snow structure erecting qualities.. | |||
"Someone come pick me up off the floor I can lie on you. Will that do? it is cold . I guess it will
I'm unwell so I'm hot.
snows comin be quick "snow ejaculation? | |||
" Is this the wrong time to mention the one about a ginger, one legged lesbian dwarf walking into a bar..? " | |||
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"Someone come pick me up off the floor I can lie on you. Will that do? it is cold . I guess it will
I'm unwell so I'm hot.
snows comin be quick "Just roll me over...I'm happy. | |||
" Is this the wrong time to mention the one about a ginger, one legged lesbian dwarf walking into a bar..? ? Please keep it short n simple . The idea of a joke is make it not confusing ok then.. 2 snow people standing in a field.. Wrong kind of snow the snow is good, not yellow.. Racist snow? "pissed on snow | |||
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"I laughed. I laughed loud. But then I interpreted it as a dig at the homophobe. The joke isn't anti anything..... " I also see it as anti homophobe ? | |||
"Funny how the same joke was posted a few weeks ago on here all be it worded slightly different and it got NO negative comments. Often it is who posts it, if they are a well known forumite. The initial responses can take it a certain way and then, if it is cool to be collectively outraged. "
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"I thought it was funny when I got as far as "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." which would have been a far more appropriate punchline than "It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed." which doesn't actually add to the joke and turns the punchline in to something far darker and not at all funny" This xx | |||
"I thought it was funny when I got as far as "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl." which would have been a far more appropriate punchline than "It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed." which doesn't actually add to the joke and turns the punchline in to something far darker and not at all funny This xx" Then again some jokes can be used as a social comment I took the final line , not to be so much of a joke more a direct comment on the very real, existent ignorant over reaction too many men in the world would exhibit ? | |||
OP: Dare you to say Rebecca Addington looks like a spoon
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"I laughed. I laughed loud. But then I interpreted it as a dig at the homophobe. The joke isn't anti anything..... I also see it as anti homophobe ?" I don't see how? Its TRANSPHOBIC not homophobic, and there is NO WAY it could be anti anything. If the HA had jumped, it would still be transphobic as the percieved fear and ridicule would have led to HIS jumping. It is a really really destructive 'joke' - things like this actually happen. And I know this is 'du jour' however, it just smacks of a) transphobia and b) privilege | |||
"I laughed. I laughed loud. But then I interpreted it as a dig at the homophobe. The joke isn't anti anything..... I also see it as anti homophobe ?" How?! Maybe you can answer my post that wasn't answered previously: ... What's the "joke"? That he got "fooled" into kissing a trans person? Again, that is implying that kissing a trans woman is somehow shameful, that a trans woman is "not really" a woman. That is literally the definition of transphobia. There is no "joke" that is on the biker here. Nothing bad has befallen him. No one is laughing at the biker. The entirety of the laugh is based on transphobia. | |||
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"Jokes often offend people. It is what it is. Tosh from the TV show Tosh.O (dunno if they have it in the UK?) got shit for a rape joke once. A lot of shit. He is still a wildly successful comedian. It's in the nature of some comedy to be offensive. Are people suprised by this in 2016? -Courtney One well known comedian I've seen doing stand up has material that would be considered by some people to be majorly offensive. The reaction of the audience? It is a mixture of out loud belly laughter, stifled giggles, shock & squirming in their chairs. not too sure what point I'm trying to make but thought it was valid in this context! Does he also do jokes about Jewish people and the gas chambers? Or about Black people in Southern US and the KKK? Those too will get some stifled giggles" The comedian I was talking about does, yes. His comedy is based almost entirely on being offensive. And I watch his show regularly. Humor is often contextual. Try watching Tosh.O sometime and see what you think. -Courtney | |||
"Jokes often offend people. It is what it is. Tosh from the TV show Tosh.O (dunno if they have it in the UK?) got shit for a rape joke once. A lot of shit. He is still a wildly successful comedian. It's in the nature of some comedy to be offensive. Are people suprised by this in 2016? -Courtney One well known comedian I've seen doing stand up has material that would be considered by some people to be majorly offensive. The reaction of the audience? It is a mixture of out loud belly laughter, stifled giggles, shock & squirming in their chairs. not too sure what point I'm trying to make but thought it was valid in this context! Does he also do jokes about Jewish people and the gas chambers? Or about Black people in Southern US and the KKK? Those too will get some stifled giggles The comedian I was talking about does, yes. His comedy is based almost entirely on being offensive. And I watch his show regularly. Humor is often contextual. Try watching Tosh.O sometime and see what you think. -Courtney " He might make fun of the Jewish people based on one or the other characteristic but I bet the joke doesn't go along the lines of, "them being thrifty, they would be the first ones to applaud at the efficiency of the gas chambers" I will watch this person on the internet sometime but if this is what he and his audience consider humorous, then it is a rather sad day | |||
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"There was a thread recently about what one finds attractive in a person. As expected 'Sense of humour' came top. Well it's about time some of you miserable lot found one. " an attractive person or a sense of humour ? | |||
"There was a thread recently about what one finds attractive in a person. As expected 'Sense of humour' came top. Well it's about time some of you miserable lot found one. an attractive person or a sense of humour ?" A very good point well and succinctly made lol | |||
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"Chubby brown jokes are out of the question then ?" No; unless the punch line is to kick ten shades of s*it out of them or to slit their throats | |||
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One can make jokes about transgender people. But just as one doesn't have to kill the fat lady as a punchline, neither does one need to do with transgender jokes
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