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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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..... Yourself.
I'll start...
I used to weigh a little over 17 stone a few years ago.
Your turn..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I still have my teddy from when I was 2 years old I'm now 31. Her name is katie and she is a squirrel. She seen better days no paws or tail anymore but still love her all the same lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..... Yourself.
I'll start...
I used to weigh a little over 17 stone a few years ago.
Your turn.. "
Well done you for dropping weight.
at the grand old age of 27 I've just had an operation on my hip... It was only to repair some cartilage & all went well  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I ran away from home at 16 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had an accident as a kid and was on 999 with Michael Burke. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I play the drums  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to have a few piercings |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was a kid I was quoted in the New York Times for being in a chess club that encouraged girls to join by putting barbie doll heads on the pawns. 
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As a child I was bitten by a penguin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to have a few piercings "
You look like the 'I had piercings' type. I'm judging you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I work for myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to hold the British bench press record  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dip me in luminous paint and I'll glow in the dark. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can eat a whole hotdog sausage without chewing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I stuck pins in a teachers seat that I didn't like .He hurt his bum .  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I miss riding my horse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I was a kid I was quoted in the New York Times for being in a chess club that encouraged girls to join by putting barbie doll heads on the pawns.
-Courtney "
I bet the bishops and the rooks were jealous  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to have a few piercings
You look like the 'I had piercings' type. I'm judging you "
No fucks given. |
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"..... Yourself.
I'll start...
I used to weigh a little over 17 stone a few years ago.
Your turn.. "
God damn, your skin elasticity must be through the roof!
"I used to hold the British bench press record "
That. Is. So. Awesome.
I can write fluent mirror writing. |
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I suck my finger and still have my security blanket. |
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"I own seven wasps."
Now there's a sting in the tail.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to have a few piercings
You look like the 'I had piercings' type. I'm judging you
No fucks given."
Teenage angst will get you nothing but spots. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am Batman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to have a few piercings
You look like the 'I had piercings' type. I'm judging you
No fucks given.
Teenage angst will get you nothing but spots. "
Trololol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to have a few piercings
You look like the 'I had piercings' type. I'm judging you
No fucks given.
Teenage angst will get you nothing but spots.
Trololol"
I'm a handsome man actually. You should be chasing me for my attention. |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
I once went out with an actress who's now in emmerdale.. |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"I am Batman "
I AM SPARTACUS! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a professionally trained actor |
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"I used to have a few piercings
You look like the 'I had piercings' type. I'm judging you
No fucks given.
Teenage angst will get you nothing but spots.
Trololol
I'm a handsome man actually. You should be chasing me for my attention. "
Yeah, maybe send him some unsolicited pictures of your genitals.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have broken virtually every bone in my body  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to have a few piercings
You look like the 'I had piercings' type. I'm judging you
No fucks given.
Teenage angst will get you nothing but spots.
Trololol
I'm a handsome man actually. You should be chasing me for my attention. "
Keep telling yourself that, whatever helps you sleep at night. |
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"I am Batman
I AM SPARTACUS!"
I am Spartacus! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a letter published in Just Seventeen magazine when I was younger  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to have a few piercings
You look like the 'I had piercings' type. I'm judging you
No fucks given.
Teenage angst will get you nothing but spots.
Trololol
I'm a handsome man actually. You should be chasing me for my attention. "
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I'm a former professional rugby league player |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to have a few piercings
You look like the 'I had piercings' type. I'm judging you
No fucks given.
Teenage angst will get you nothing but spots.
Trololol
I'm a handsome man actually. You should be chasing me for my attention.
Keep telling yourself that, whatever helps you sleep at night. "
The thought of you sitting on my face keeps me awake at night...and helps me sleep  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm multi talented, i can play a few musical instruments, my electric guitar being my favourite one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to have a few piercings
You look like the 'I had piercings' type. I'm judging you
No fucks given.
Teenage angst will get you nothing but spots.
Trololol
I'm a handsome man actually. You should be chasing me for my attention.
Keep telling yourself that, whatever helps you sleep at night.
The thought of you sitting on my face keeps me awake at night...and helps me sleep "
You'd suffocate and die. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to have a few piercings
You look like the 'I had piercings' type. I'm judging you
No fucks given.
Teenage angst will get you nothing but spots.
Trololol
I'm a handsome man actually. You should be chasing me for my attention.
Keep telling yourself that, whatever helps you sleep at night.
The thought of you sitting on my face keeps me awake at night...and helps me sleep
You'd suffocate and die."
It would be a good way to go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I still suck my thumb  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dermot o leary touched my bum while I was having a pic taken with him last year.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I teach martial arts and am a cage fighter ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I saw Wendy James knickers at a transvision vamp concert. |
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I love frosties ,,,there GGGGREATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I'm a published author (not self published) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dermot o leary touched my bum while I was having a pic taken with him last year.."
An mmf with you and Dermot, yummy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I saw Wendy James knickers at a transvision vamp concert."
I saw them on her washing line.
I am now able to see them every day if I want to.
For legal reasons I'm not able to go within 1000 yards of Wendy James. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've appeared naked in an advertising campaign.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was brought to London from Poland when I was 9 and will never ever return there. |
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"I've appeared naked in an advertising campaign...."
Need lots more details |
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My name is spelt really funny but I like being different |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I teach martial arts and am a cage fighter ?? "
I am going to start getting in to that this year |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to live in Germany, a total of 8 years and hardly know any German. |
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"My name is spelt really funny but I like being different "
I spell everything really different |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have run 2 London marathons |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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6 years ago I weighed 24.5 stone, I have a man made right eye socket and 15 strips of titanium in my face - yes I'm the 6 dollar man... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been stabbed three times, different people, different occasions, different parts of my body. |
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"6 years ago I weighed 24.5 stone, I have a man made right eye socket and 15 strips of titanium in my face - yes I'm the 6 dollar man..."
Definitely didn't just rush to your pictures to scrutinize your right eye socket. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once went out with an actress who's now in emmerdale.. "
Edna had since passed away though. lol |
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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago
Stoke area |
I once was proposed to strapped to a bed in a swingers Club. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had an imaginary friend. He was a bear. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been stabbed three times, different people, different occasions, different parts of my body."
You really ought to choose your women more wisely and stop being selfish in bed then lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"6 years ago I weighed 24.5 stone, I have a man made right eye socket and 15 strips of titanium in my face - yes I'm the 6 dollar man...
Definitely didn't just rush to your pictures to scrutinize your right eye socket. "
That wasn't my eye socket you were checking out! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been stabbed three times, different people, different occasions, different parts of my body.
You really ought to choose your women more wisely and stop being selfish in bed then lol"
One of the three was a woman. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I teach martial arts and am a cage fighter ?? "
Love watching cage fighting. Well done you. I'm sure you're fabulous |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm.... Very boring compared to all you lot lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been stabbed three times, different people, different occasions, different parts of my body.
You really ought to choose your women more wisely and stop being selfish in bed then lol
One of the three was a woman. "
Where on earth do you live to fall victim to such an horror? . |
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"6 years ago I weighed 24.5 stone, I have a man made right eye socket and 15 strips of titanium in my face - yes I'm the 6 dollar man...
Definitely didn't just rush to your pictures to scrutinize your right eye socket.
That wasn't my eye socket you were checking out! "
Can you not announce that so publicly please, I have some dignity to maintain.
;) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have stroked a Grey whale mother and her baby. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a former professional rugby league player"
Leicester tigers?? They're my favourite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Been to Afghanistan 3 times! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been stabbed three times, different people, different occasions, different parts of my body.
You really ought to choose your women more wisely and stop being selfish in bed then lol
One of the three was a woman.
Where on earth do you live to fall victim to such an horror? . "
It was an occupational hazard.
Add broken ribs, hairline skull fracture and a bullet hole to the list..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am ambidextrous
A |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been stabbed three times, different people, different occasions, different parts of my body.
You really ought to choose your women more wisely and stop being selfish in bed then lol
One of the three was a woman.
Where on earth do you live to fall victim to such an horror? .
It was an occupational hazard.
Add broken ribs, hairline skull fracture and a bullet hole to the list....."
Sounds like you live in Liverpool! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..... Yourself.
I'll start...
I used to weigh a little over 17 stone a few years ago.
Your turn.. "
Go you op! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm.... Very boring compared to all you lot lol x"
Ditto |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"6 years ago I weighed 24.5 stone, I have a man made right eye socket and 15 strips of titanium in my face - yes I'm the 6 dollar man...
Definitely didn't just rush to your pictures to scrutinize your right eye socket.
That wasn't my eye socket you were checking out!
Can you not announce that so publicly please, I have some dignity to maintain.
;)"
Maybe we should arrange a more private venue? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once was proposed to strapped to a bed in a swingers Club. "
Did you say yes? |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
I'm ambidextrous and used to have my own radio show |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ron Jeremy is a mate of mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've flown on a private jet owned by a Scottish entrepreneur worth over £140m |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I threw up Michael Caine "
But was he tasty? I like Michael Caine but i couldn't eat a whole one |
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"I used to have a few piercings "
Use to??
Why not no more? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm ambidextrous and used to have my own radio show "
Are you Frantic Fran? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I threw up Michael Caine
But was he tasty? I like Michael Caine but i couldn't eat a whole one "
You beat me to it..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been stabbed three times, different people, different occasions, different parts of my body.
You really ought to choose your women more wisely and stop being selfish in bed then lol
One of the three was a woman.
Where on earth do you live to fall victim to such an horror? .
It was an occupational hazard.
Add broken ribs, hairline skull fracture and a bullet hole to the list.....
Sounds like you live in Liverpool! lol"
No, but I often go back there to visit my hubcaps. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am ambidextrous
A"
I,d give my right arm to be ambidextrous |
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By *igzag1Man
over a year ago
hartlepool |
When I got married in 1992 I weighed 8 stone I now weight 16 stone |
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By *nfamyMan
over a year ago
Goole |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am ambidextrous
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I,d give my right arm to be ambidextrous "
Lmao |
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By *nfamyMan
over a year ago
Goole |
"..... Yourself.
I'll start...
I used to weigh a little over 17 stone a few years ago.
Your turn.. "
I like the Pet Shop Boys and Iron Maiden |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am ambidextrous
A
I,d give my right arm to be ambidextrous "
Have mine, I'm left handed. |
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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago
Nuneaton |
When I was in my 30' s i got into amateur glamour modelling an was taught to pose seductively for a porn producer hence I know how to pose naturally sexually |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a child I was bitten by a penguin"
I was bitten by an emu! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a child I was bitten by a penguin
I was bitten by an emu!"
Are you Michael Parkinson? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i once walked into Catherine Zeta Jone's breast on a golf course |
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"I used to live in Germany, a total of 8 years and hardly know any German. "
I lived there for 12 years and hardly know any,not something I'm proud off |
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When I was a child an elephant sneezed on me at the zoo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to live in Germany, a total of 8 years and hardly know any German.
I lived there for 12 years and hardly know any,not something I'm proud off "
lived there 12 as a kid and then another 7 as an adult. still know fuck all! |
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"I once went out with an actress who's now in emmerdale..
Edna had since passed away though. lol"
Betty?! Oh she's left now hasn't she |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Love reading your randomness folks |
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I was once observed wanking in a tent ... Really wished I turned the light off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I was a child an elephant sneezed on me at the zoo."
That's not something you'd forget. |
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"When I was a child an elephant sneezed on me at the zoo.
That's not something you'd forget. "
I hate animal snot! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll never love anyone as much as I love morrissey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a builder/decorator! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have only one dimple when I smile =) and am the only person in my family with blue eyes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My hairs really grey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a builder/decorator! "
Fancy getting plastered and painting the town red? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a qualified hypnotherapist. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a mature glamor model .....had over 14 shoots ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My hairs really grey "
do you have 50 shades of it yet? |
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I have weighed 22 and 1/2stome on my 40th birthday.
My son was the smallest weight baby the general in leicester had let home (at that time).
I used to get my fist in my mouth (can't now)
Two members of my family have been picked for the Olympics (only one went) |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
I once got charged by a cow.
C... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once got charged by a cow.
C..."
How much and was she worth it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been kicked by a horse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been knocked down by two cars |
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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago
Stoke area |
"I once was proposed to strapped to a bed in a swingers Club.
Did you say yes? "
I did. Not together now though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I hate the chocolate bits at the end of cornettos |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I gave birth to my son 17 years ago today
Awwww. Happy birthday Son. "
X 2... Hope he has a great day! X |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"I once got charged by a cow.
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How much and was she worth it? "
Definitely wasn't worth it |
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over a year ago
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I've been hit by a car twice. The second time knocked off my bike and walked away with not even a scratch.
Invincible! |
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I could milk a cow when I was four
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I modelled in a magazine many moons ago..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I bunked off school to join the army when I was 16. |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
I worked for the Tony Blair administration
I was introduced to him only once. I called him Mr Major and then nearly sent him flying in an effort to get to Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen who was eating all the canapés. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have two mums |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to work in a lap dancing club many moons ago before I got old and fat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've broken/fractured 7 bones since 2012, all through playing football. |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
I'm featured on an advertising board on an trading estate in Hampshire.
I once broke up a bar fight between Craig Charles (out of red dwarf) and a pal of mine. |
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By *nfamyMan
over a year ago
Goole |
Sat Behind John Barnes on a flight from Paris to Toulouse. He is/was a big hero of mine. ( Too shy to get his picture) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to be a dog handler for the mod. I had a car crash 5 years ago which resulted in my needing facial reconstruction surgery. I only wish they'd given me a better face!lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..... Yourself.
I'll start...
I used to weigh a little over 17 stone a few years ago.
Your turn.. "
I write erotic horrors stories, even got some published |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"I threw up Michael Caine
But was he tasty? I like Michael Caine but i couldn't eat a whole one "
On him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bernard Bresslaw from the Carry On films was my godfather |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can touch my nose with my tongue.
I have 8 titanium plates in my face.
I'm half Danish. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always feel aggrieved if someone buys MY properties before me, while playing monopoly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I also have a terrible habit of making up words while playing scrabble and then insisting that they are real! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I miss riding my horse "
So do I! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I teach martial arts and am a cage fighter ?? "
I teach martial arts and was doing MMA before there was a UFC...used to be called cross training...but even that name has been hijacked.
Have black belts in 3 japanese arts, have trained and fought Muay Thai. Have also a smattering of umpteen others including some of the malaysian knife based ones |
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By *dog0215Man
over a year ago
east mids |
"I used to have a few piercings
You look like the 'I had piercings' type. I'm judging you
No fucks given.
Teenage angst will get you nothing but spots.
Trololol
I'm a handsome man actually. You should be chasing me for my attention.
Keep telling yourself that, whatever helps you sleep at night.
The thought of you sitting on my face keeps me awake at night...and helps me sleep "
Lol |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One of my ancestors was an explorer and discovered a breed of zebra which is named after him and another of my ancestors invented safe train doors that can't be opened from the inside and curtain pulls!
As for me, I am allergic to walnuts, scared of heights, love singing in the car and make really great cakes. |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I gave birth to my son 17 years ago today
Awwww. Happy birthday Son.
X 2... Hope he has a great day! X"
I hope yours does too x |
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"I can touch my nose with my tongue.
I have 8 titanium plates in my face.
I'm half Danish. "
Woo hoo join the half Danish club |
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Sat here having a gentle strum will have to go up stairs soon for my rabbit to finish off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a gun held to my head in the street when I was 17...the guy pulled the trigger but it wasn't loaded. I hit him with the can of I was holding and broke his nose. |
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I don't use deodorant or cologne or whatever because I don't get BO like normal people.
I have a faint, sweet natural musk. People have often commented.
Weird huh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've danced naked with iggy pop |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't use deodorant or cologne or whatever because I don't get BO like normal people.
I have a faint, sweet natural musk. People have often commented.
Weird huh?"
That is quite common amongst people from SE asia I believe. Its a mutant gene..a bit like being ginger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I nearly knocked Gordon burns from krypton factor flat on his back with a pair of step ladders |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had the first penis inside my pussy in my late forties, hormones have a lot to answer for!!! Still ache for the occasional one, prefer quality rather than quantity.... |
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"I don't use deodorant or cologne or whatever because I don't get BO like normal people.
I have a faint, sweet natural musk. People have often commented.
Weird huh?
That is quite common amongst people from SE asia I believe. Its a mutant gene..a bit like being ginger"
Interesting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I also have a terrible habit of making up words while playing scrabble and then insisting that they are real! "
Hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once owned a 1966 ford mustang, then I wrecked it...flipped it end over end. I walked away but the car was destroyed.
--Mrs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't use deodorant or cologne or whatever because I don't get BO like normal people.
I have a faint, sweet natural musk. People have often commented.
Weird huh?
That is quite common amongst people from SE asia I believe. Its a mutant gene..a bit like being ginger"
Bloody hell, that's it, I'm a mutant! I knew there was something not quite right about me! |
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By *emel9Man
over a year ago
West Midlands |
I was once made redundant...sitting in the boss's office...on his couch as he told me....all I could think was....I shagged your secretary on this couch last week lol |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
"I don't use deodorant or cologne or whatever because I don't get BO like normal people.
I have a faint, sweet natural musk. People have often commented.
Weird huh?
That is quite common amongst people from SE asia I believe. Its a mutant gene..a bit like being ginger
Bloody hell, that's it, I'm a mutant! I knew there was something not quite right about me!"
We're not mutants, just bloody amazing!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can touch my nose with my tongue.
I have 8 titanium plates in my face.
I'm half Danish.
Woo hoo join the half Danish club "
Yay us!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had the first penis inside my pussy in my late forties, hormones have a lot to answer for!!! Still ache for the occasional one, prefer quality rather than quantity.... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was a brosette in my youth. Now thats something not many people admit to. |
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I could have been a boxer. Like my dad. He could have been a boxer too.
I come from a long line of people who could have been boxers.
*nods head sagely* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have 8 tattoos aand not regret any of them and never will |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate the chocolate bits at the end of cornettos "
I pick the chocolate off the top too and never eat the end of the cone. Thought it was just me since everyone always looks at me gone out xx |
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"Bernard Bresslaw from the Carry On films was my godfather"
that's a coincidence as he was also in the army game. And my uncles wives first husband was sid colins.
My stepfathers godfather was sir Henry Tate the sugar man.
There was a bar in a Manchester hotel named after my grandfather.
My father was quite a successful man but couldn't write
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I pooed my pants when a fart went wrong whilst driving.
I left them in a macdonalds toilet then when I got back in the car I realised I left my phone in there and had to go back
The tooley was occupied. When I ask the bloke of a phone was in there he said no just some dirty cunts pants |
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over a year ago
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At the age of 19, I had major surgery on my abdomen. I now have a long scar from my navel down to my pubis. |
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