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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Normally when scoping out profiles I'll check out the verifications to see what's been said, just passed one that said "turned up" nothing more, has anyone else passed any classics like that? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All hail the crappy veri!
My favourite bears the legend 'Not bad'"
Haha brilliant, who ever displayed that must have been well pleased, yeah not a fan of the graphic detail ones describing every moment. |
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"All hail the crappy veri!
My favourite bears the legend 'Not bad'
Haha brilliant, who ever displayed that must have been well pleased, yeah not a fan of the graphic detail ones describing every moment."
I was! |
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"In honour of the thread I published my funniest. "
love!them, think!my best was I would ofmsoomer shagged a sheep  some random guy was so incensed by it he came on the forums and started a thread about it not knowing I used the forums |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I prefer them to say turned up. Looked like hes photos. Seems every guy gave her a good fucking with hes big cock and every girl sucks like a dyson on here lol |
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"On verifications. Why does everyone feel the need to say "treat her with respect"? just find it bizarre, surely that's a given! "
Obviously it implies chivalry in the writer. And everyone knows women love that chivalry shit haha |
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"On verifications. Why does everyone feel the need to say "treat her with respect"? just find it bizarre, surely that's a given!
Obviously it implies chivalry in the writer. And everyone knows women love that chivalry shit haha "
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"I always try and be at least a bit original "
If i published yours it would double the length of my profile though lol!! 
thenidan by Meeting in person
Well I was supposed to meet with this nefarious world renowned facial mole smuggler from Azerbaijan but we got some wires crossed. At first I thought her beard disguise was incredibly life like but after 10 minutes of trying encrypted passwords in 3 languages it turned out to be a hipster. Then I heard a whisper and was caught on camera by several people trying to make conversation with a pot plant. But then the inimitable Ms Mare appeared with what I first took to be Tina Titz, but which was merely 2 large globes in dim lighting. Once we had swept the place for bugs and found nothing but 3 spiders and a daddy long legs we sat down to discuss plans for rebuilding the once great Azerbaijani national team with cloned DNA from Chesney Hawkes face mole and Cindy Crawfords beauty spot. This was made difficult by interruptions from the beardy fellow who thought I had been chatting him up, and decided he would make an exception for me as long as he could post it on twitter as apparently all his friends were 'experimenting' to be cool. We got round this by throwing pistachios at his beard so he could save them for later if he got hungry. Anyway, the establishment threw everyone out and told us to bugger off home. Which we did. Luckily the first draft of the plan was snuck out on a napkin tucked down my pants, but which is now a bit sticky and I cat make out the last paragraph. Shit.
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