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...we were buying new shoes (she's 66).
We got some food and I noticed she was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, blue, orange... My mum kept staring, and when the teenager looked up he'd find my mum staring.
When he'd had enough, the teenager sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter, old woman, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my mum, I quickly swallowed my food to avoid choking at the response but she said:
"I got stoned once and fucked a parrot... just wondering if you were my son?"
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"...we were buying new shoes (she's 66).
We got some food and I noticed she was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, blue, orange... My mum kept staring, and when the teenager looked up he'd find my mum staring.
When he'd had enough, the teenager sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter, old woman, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my mum, I quickly swallowed my food to avoid choking at the response but she said:
"I got stoned once and fucked a parrot... just wondering if you were my son?"
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I like your mum  .
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I took my mum to IKEA to choose a new bed for me, she laid down in the bed I choose and said loudly I hope you are going to make babies on the bed you have bought.. No babies have yet to be made lol. The looks I got were priceless  |
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"...we were buying new shoes (she's 66).
We got some food and I noticed she was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, blue, orange... My mum kept staring, and when the teenager looked up he'd find my mum staring.
When he'd had enough, the teenager sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter, old woman, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my mum, I quickly swallowed my food to avoid choking at the response but she said:
"I got stoned once and fucked a parrot... just wondering if you were my son?"
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Joke works better if it were your dad.
Its hard for a woman not to notice a kid. |
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"...we were buying new shoes (she's 66).
We got some food and I noticed she was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, blue, orange... My mum kept staring, and when the teenager looked up he'd find my mum staring.
When he'd had enough, the teenager sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter, old woman, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my mum, I quickly swallowed my food to avoid choking at the response but she said:
"I got stoned once and fucked a parrot... just wondering if you were my son?"
"
You forgot to change the him to her on 3rd line down when you copied the joke. |
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"...we were buying new shoes (she's 66).
We got some food and I noticed she was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, blue, orange... My mum kept staring, and when the teenager looked up he'd find my mum staring.
When he'd had enough, the teenager sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter, old woman, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my mum, I quickly swallowed my food to avoid choking at the response but she said:
"I got stoned once and fucked a parrot... just wondering if you were my son?"
You forgot to change the him to her on 3rd line down when you copied the joke."
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"...we were buying new shoes (she's 66).
We got some food and I noticed she was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, blue, orange... My mum kept staring, and when the teenager looked up he'd find my mum staring.
When he'd had enough, the teenager sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter, old woman, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my mum, I quickly swallowed my food to avoid choking at the response but she said:
"I got stoned once and fucked a parrot... just wondering if you were my son?"
You forgot to change the him to her on 3rd line down when you copied the joke.
Ooooooh tough crowd "
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