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over a year ago
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"Everyone thinks that they are great at driving, and everyone thinks they are great in bed, but if you had to chose which one you are better at, which would it be? "
Driving for me (F) and Sex for E (no offence dear...  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everyone thinks that they are great at driving, and everyone thinks they are great in bed, but if you had to chose which one you are better at, which would it be? "
I'm great at driving - so I'll chose Sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had an awful lot of practice driving... And on a track day in a 911 I kept up with (for a little while!) an instructor in some sort of ferrari taking someone on a "hot lap".
And I can reverse, looking over my shoulder, with my arm slung over the passenger seat... I know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had an awful lot of practice driving... And on a track day in a 911 I kept up with (for a little while!) an instructor in some sort of ferrari taking someone on a "hot lap".
And I can reverse, looking over my shoulder, with my arm slung over the passenger seat... I know "
Wow
I am so impressed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been driving longer than I've been having sex and i do it more often having said that I put equal amounts of effort into both but I'm probably more creative when it comes to sex  who knows?...hang on I'll ask hubby  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do a huge amount of mileage each year...way more driving than sex going on here unfortunately so given that practice makes perfect, I'm going for driving  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I past my test in 3 weeks.. So I'm a very good driver.... Far better at sex though  "
With the greatest of respect I'm not sure passing your test in a short space of time makes you "a very good driver". It could simply mean you're good at passing tests. The real proof, I would say, would be your driving history and how you've progressed since passing your test.
This isn't a criticism, merely an observation. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I past my test in 3 weeks.. So I'm a very good driver.... Far better at sex though
With the greatest of respect I'm not sure passing your test in a short space of time makes you "a very good driver". It could simply mean you're good at passing tests. The real proof, I would say, would be your driving history and how you've progressed since passing your test.
This isn't a criticism, merely an observation."
You have a pair of leather driving gloves don't you!
Looking at the dents on my landrover, and the lack of notches on the bed post....I would say I'm crap at both! But I can play the saxophone if that's any good...! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I past my test in 3 weeks.. So I'm a very good driver.... Far better at sex though
With the greatest of respect I'm not sure passing your test in a short space of time makes you "a very good driver". It could simply mean you're good at passing tests. The real proof, I would say, would be your driving history and how you've progressed since passing your test.
This isn't a criticism, merely an observation."
Well piss on my bonfire why don't you.
Why is everybody so bloody serious all the time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I past my test in 3 weeks.. So I'm a very good driver.... Far better at sex though
With the greatest of respect I'm not sure passing your test in a short space of time makes you "a very good driver". It could simply mean you're good at passing tests. The real proof, I would say, would be your driving history and how you've progressed since passing your test.
This isn't a criticism, merely an observation.
Well piss on my bonfire why don't you.
Why is everybody so bloody serious all the time "
Like I said, it was only an observation and not a criticism. For all I know you could be The Stig. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I past my test in 3 weeks.. So I'm a very good driver.... Far better at sex though
With the greatest of respect I'm not sure passing your test in a short space of time makes you "a very good driver". It could simply mean you're good at passing tests. The real proof, I would say, would be your driving history and how you've progressed since passing your test.
This isn't a criticism, merely an observation.
You have a pair of leather driving gloves don't you! "
And a fully paid up membership of the Alfa Romeo Owners Club... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just realised I've been driving for the same amount of time I've been making love ...... Wow ....I haven't had an accident that was my fault, haven't received a ticket for speeding, I have driven in a few countries even Tahiti, owned a few cars, driven a few different sorts of vehicles from
20 tonne trucks to Sports cars both on desert roads and Alpine passes .... Mmmmm I tend to think I'm skilled on both ......as I have been doing both for a long time .....
Mwah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I past my test in 3 weeks.. So I'm a very good driver.... Far better at sex though
With the greatest of respect I'm not sure passing your test in a short space of time makes you "a very good driver". It could simply mean you're good at passing tests. The real proof, I would say, would be your driving history and how you've progressed since passing your test.
This isn't a criticism, merely an observation.
You have a pair of leather driving gloves don't you!
And a fully paid up membership of the Alfa Romeo Owners Club... "
If I was bi, I would be weak at the knees now! |
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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago
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"I haven't passed my test yet so sex. When I pass it next month (hopefully) I'll have a rethink. "
I just started having sex as soon as I could. Was I meant to take a test first? |
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By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago
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"Passed test first time...
Is there a sex test?
Ah but wouldn't it be better if you had to keep resitting the sex test, over and over again .. ?"
Depends on the examiner. For my driving test it was a big fat former Royal Navy sailor. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been having sex longer than I've been driving. So.... Probably driving. Taxi drivers are prime example that sometimes practice does not make perfect |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I past my test in 3 weeks.. So I'm a very good driver.... Far better at sex though
With the greatest of respect I'm not sure passing your test in a short space of time makes you "a very good driver". It could simply mean you're good at passing tests. The real proof, I would say, would be your driving history and how you've progressed since passing your test.
This isn't a criticism, merely an observation.
You have a pair of leather driving gloves don't you!
And a fully paid up membership of the Alfa Romeo Owners Club...
If I was bi, I would be weak at the knees now! "
Hate to spoil the illusion but it's wellies and a land-rover |
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Driving a car is like making love to a beautiful woman... On fab.
You have to check the rubber first, then go under the bonnet and check the fluid levels, before slipping your key in the ignition, revving furiously, and getting to your destination as fast as possible.
Personally I'm built for comfort, not speed, and would rate my driving about the same as my love Making.
If I had to choose though, I'd be on my bike |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm an 'advanced' driver with no points on my licence and I've never had any complaints from the ladies (& no they just don't tell the truth to my face before some cheesy nob replies with that)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Driving hands down. I'm fortunate enough to drive some stupendously quick cars on a regular basis. The rush you get driving on track at speeds exceeding 180mph is far better than any sex I've had |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everyone thinks that they are great at driving, and everyone thinks they are great in bed, but if you had to chose which one you are better at, which would it be? "
Never tried having sex while driving. Could be dangerous or fun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a class 1 HGV and have driven up to 80 tonnes on the public highway, along with a slew of 6x6 and 8x8 machines.
Not sure about my prowess as a lover, but I certainly have a better perspective than most guys... walking a mile in another's (stiletto) heels  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Delivery driver for a living,so certainly drive more than have sex.
Although I have written off 5 cars so far.In comparison spent a weekend with a lady and we couldn't touch each other after the first night as we were both sore everywhere,but very happy.
In conclusion ide say I'm best at riding me bike.  |
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