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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mrs mac, the unofficial inventor of the selfie stick and the telescopic rifle sight. Both were as a result of a bad sexual encounter that she wont talk about to this day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mrs mac, the unofficial inventor of the selfie stick and the telescopic rifle sight. Both were as a result of a bad sexual encounter that she wont talk about to this day"
I'm confused I thought it was meant to be fiction. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happinesswill crochets bespoke willy warmers in his spare time. "
Seduced isn't really 45! She's an incredibly youthful looking 82 yr old why stays youthful by drinking the cum of young male virgins! Possibly! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Happinesswill crochets bespoke willy warmers in his spare time. "
Seduced likes to take out advertising space on f1 racing cars to raise awareness of her part time fishing habit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Happinesswill crochets bespoke willy warmers in his spare time.
Seduced isn't really 45! She's an incredibly youthful looking 82 yr old why stays youthful by drinking the cum of young male virgins! Possibly! "
I did say they're meant to be fake!
Peach perfects ass is so famous they now have a picture of it next to Manchester airport so landing passengers can see |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Happinesswill crochets bespoke willy warmers in his spare time.
Seduced isn't really 45! She's an incredibly youthful looking 82 yr old why stays youthful by drinking the cum of young male virgins! Possibly!
I did say they're meant to be fake!
Peach perfects ass is so famous they now have a picture of it next to Manchester airport so landing passengers can see "
Peach Perfect hums Michael Bolton songs when giving blow jobs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happinesswill crochets bespoke willy warmers in his spare time.
Seduced isn't really 45! She's an incredibly youthful looking 82 yr old why stays youthful by drinking the cum of young male virgins! Possibly!
I did say they're meant to be fake!
Peach perfects ass is so famous they now have a picture of it next to Manchester airport so landing passengers can see
Peach Perfect hums Michael Bolton songs when giving blow jobs. "
_educed is actually a 45 year old virgin from Tennessee  |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Happinesswill crochets bespoke willy warmers in his spare time.
Seduced isn't really 45! She's an incredibly youthful looking 82 yr old why stays youthful by drinking the cum of young male virgins! Possibly!
I did say they're meant to be fake!
Peach perfects ass is so famous they now have a picture of it next to Manchester airport so landing passengers can see
Peach Perfect hums Michael Bolton songs when giving blow jobs. _educed is actually a 45 year old virgin from Tennessee "
Trademark is able to crawl inside a marrow and hold his breath for 7 minutes and 36 seconds beating the previous world record held by Cher! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happinesswill crochets bespoke willy warmers in his spare time.
Seduced isn't really 45! She's an incredibly youthful looking 82 yr old why stays youthful by drinking the cum of young male virgins! Possibly!
I did say they're meant to be fake!
Peach perfects ass is so famous they now have a picture of it next to Manchester airport so landing passengers can see
Peach Perfect hums Michael Bolton songs when giving blow jobs. _educed is actually a 45 year old virgin from Tennessee
Trademark is able to crawl inside a marrow and hold his breath for 7 minutes and 36 seconds beating the previous world record held by Cher! "
not the marrow that was in someones pussy yesterday
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
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With her Brummie accent Seduced supplements her income by working as an Ozzy Osborne impersonator. She even has a Sharon lookalike girlfriend and for an extra pork pie will bite the head off a bat as part of her act. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can suck a golf ball thru a McDonald's straw
Has a prized Bullfrog called Barbra Streisand which has sired more than 600 off spring. "
_educed wears union jack boxers and attends classical music lessons at the Sydney opera house |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seduced has got telly tubbies dvd on her shelf of dvds
Has skin with hallucigenic properties. If you lick his back, the effects are the same as LSD. "
Turned down Danny Dyer after seeing the talent on here  |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"With her Brummie accent Seduced supplements her income by working as an Ozzy Osborne impersonator. She even has a Sharon lookalike girlfriend and for an extra pork pie will bite the head off a bat as part of her act."
Has the world's largest private Blue Bottle collection which he feeds daily from his teats! |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Seduced has got telly tubbies dvd on her shelf of dvds
Has skin with hallucigenic properties. If you lick his back, the effects are the same as LSD.
Turned down Danny Dyer after seeing the talent on here "
Mr's upper lip averages 4 million hairs compared to the national average of just 256,000. |
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Seduced likes to run in groups and pretend she's the president running with her body guards. When she's done, she goes home to get lifelike Colin Firth doll and cry into the clothes she dresses him in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seduced has got telly tubbies dvd on her shelf of dvds
Has skin with hallucigenic properties. If you lick his back, the effects are the same as LSD.
Turned down Danny Dyer after seeing the talent on here "
Hornyandhot are the only known kankies impersonators where they both play jimmy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seduced likes to run in groups and pretend she's the president running with her body guards. When she's done, she goes home to get lifelike Colin Firth doll and cry into the clothes she dresses him in "
Thegirlnextdoor never shows the bottom portion of her face due to ongoing legal battles with addidas |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Seduced likes to run in groups and pretend she's the president running with her body guards. When she's done, she goes home to get lifelike Colin Firth doll and cry into the clothes she dresses him in "
Can often be found outside Bingley town Hall playing a banjo dressed as a womble. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happinesswill dresses up as Thor for children's parties and then kidnaps the fathers and force feeds them sausage rolls "
thegirlnextdoor is an alien from the planet cristos she's come here to digest men |
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"Happinesswill dresses up as Thor for children's parties and then kidnaps the fathers and force feeds them sausage rolls
thegirlnextdoor is an alien from the planet cristos she's come here to digest men "
I feed my young with the regurgitated remains of men.. Get it right |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Happinesswill dresses up as Thor for children's parties and then kidnaps the fathers and force feeds them sausage rolls thegirlnextdoor is an alien from the planet cristos she's come here to digest men "
Trademark has an obsession with badgers and can often be found dressed in a full badger costume in farmers fields coughing |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Happinesswill dresses up as Thor for children's parties and then kidnaps the fathers and force feeds them sausage rolls thegirlnextdoor is an alien from the planet cristos she's come here to digest men
Trademark has an obsession with badgers and can often be found dressed in a full badger costume in farmers fields coughing "
Badger Badger Badger! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Trademark shaves his legs and dangles them out of windows at unsuspecting passers by, he says it's very freeing. "
how the hell did you find that out I only told one person .......Courtney where is she |
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Templarwarrior dresses as a Viking and lives on a ship sailing around the oceans in search of boats where he causes accidents and 'rescues' the people before having them for dinner. He says they look great on the plate next to the vegetables and potatos |
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"Templarwarrior dresses as a Viking and lives on a ship sailing around the oceans in search of boats where he causes accidents and 'rescues' the people before having them for dinner. He says they look great on the plate next to the vegetables and potatos "
This is not lies.... |
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"TGND doesn't live close to anyone she has a soundproof shed so no one can hear your screams
Actually this is only part true.. I use the screams to get revenge on my neighbours "
Thegirlnextdoor is really a boy! |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"TGND doesn't live close to anyone she has a soundproof shed so no one can hear your screams "
PP wears hair extentions which he routinely conditions with the vaginal fluids he collects from unsuspecting Fabbers. |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"TGND doesn't live close to anyone she has a soundproof shed so no one can hear your screams
Private parts fucked me and it was good xx"
Rachael has a a phobia of The Cure's Robert Smith, which ironically has no cure. |
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"TGND doesn't live close to anyone she has a soundproof shed so no one can hear your screams
Private parts fucked me and it was good xx
Rachael has a a phobia of The Cure's Robert Smith, which ironically has no cure. "
Seduced has never touched a drop of vodka in her entire life.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"TGND doesn't live close to anyone she has a soundproof shed so no one can hear your screams
Private parts fucked me and it was good xx
Rachael has a a phobia of The Cure's Robert Smith, which ironically has no cure.
Seduced has never touched a drop of vodka in her entire life. "
Centaurs name is derived from the writing on his torso which only appears during the waining lunar cycle. It is actually an acronym unfortunately though the meaning I protected under the official secrets act |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"TGND doesn't live close to anyone she has a soundproof shed so no one can hear your screams
Private parts fucked me and it was good xx
Rachael has a a phobia of The Cure's Robert Smith, which ironically has no cure.
Seduced has never touched a drop of vodka in her entire life. "
Centaur_UK real name is Lancelot Dickwell. |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Seduced had her name changed by deedpoll to shammallahflackflack, she cant change it back because she hasn't learned how to spell it"
Happinesswill once built a prototype of the 'Wankobot' and applied to Dragon's Den for potential investment. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seduced had her name changed by deedpoll to shammallahflackflack, she cant change it back because she hasn't learned how to spell it
Happinesswill once built a prototype of the 'Wankobot' and applied to Dragon's Den for potential investment. "
Fucking bannatyne still owes me £50 for his |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once ate an entire donkey...
Likes dressing in fairy wings and being called Clara!
Hold the world record for the fastest cross stitching despite having absurdly small thumbs. "
I watched Seduced peel a whole Banana only using her mouth at her Birthday party  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Once ate an entire donkey...
Likes dressing in fairy wings and being called Clara!
Hold the world record for the fastest cross stitching despite having absurdly small thumbs.
I watched Seduced peel a whole Banana only using her mouth at her Birthday party "
The banana was the one up my shirt when i took my profile picture !! |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Once ate an entire donkey...
Likes dressing in fairy wings and being called Clara!
Hold the world record for the fastest cross stitching despite having absurdly small thumbs.
I watched Seduced peel a whole Banana only using her mouth at her Birthday party "
Has the bladder the size of an adolescent camels hump. |
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"Scrum keeps moaning in forum about the amount of messages in his inbox and the constant begging by single fems to meet him! Honest injuns "
Little beavers beaver is not really a beaver it is an otter in disguise.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Scrum keeps moaning in forum about the amount of messages in his inbox and the constant begging by single fems to meet him! Honest injuns
Little beavers beaver is not really a beaver it is an otter in disguise. "
Centaur_UK Used the same underwear dying them a different colour for each photo |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Scrum keeps moaning in forum about the amount of messages in his inbox and the constant begging by single fems to meet him! Honest injuns
Little beavers beaver is not really a beaver it is an otter in disguise.
Centaur_UK Used the same underwear dying them a different colour for each photo"
Scrummy is actually famous!! He was Secret Squirrel's sidekick before that pesky mole took over! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Scrum keeps moaning in forum about the amount of messages in his inbox and the constant begging by single fems to meet him! Honest injuns
Little beavers beaver is not really a beaver it is an otter in disguise.
Centaur_UK Used the same underwear dying them a different colour for each photo
Scrummy is actually famous!! He was Secret Squirrel's sidekick before that pesky mole took over! X"
Peach is my birth mother |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Scrum keeps moaning in forum about the amount of messages in his inbox and the constant begging by single fems to meet him! Honest injuns
Little beavers beaver is not really a beaver it is an otter in disguise.
Centaur_UK Used the same underwear dying them a different colour for each photo
Scrummy is actually famous!! He was Secret Squirrel's sidekick before that pesky mole took over! X"
Is actually a nectarine- once she shaves her face |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Littlebeqver was once accused (wrongly) of being unfit to keep any pets. It was a stressful time but she got though it with help from the Daily Mail.
Mr J |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Littlebeqver was once accused (wrongly) of being unfit to keep any pets. It was a stressful time but she got though it with help from the Daily Mail.
Mr J"
Jigsaws are currently embroiled in a torrid affair with the original westend cast of cats |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rockchick actually can't stand The Ramones. And she's only wearing the t shirt cos she nicked it off a tramp, it's the only clothes she owns! "
Haha this is true! How did you know!! |
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"With her Brummie accent Seduced supplements her income by working as an Ozzy Osborne impersonator. She even has a Sharon lookalike girlfriend and for an extra pork pie will bite the head off a bat as part of her act."
X-factor after all has its uses... |
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By *himaeraWoman
over a year ago
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"Coachman once won an amywinehouse lookalike contest without actually attending"
Mikstupp has a ginger cat that he wears on his head instead of a wig. He only takes it off to feed it, when he replaces it with a green balaclava |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Slutandhubby both have an irrational fear of watermelon and in supermarkets,cover them all in Afghan rugs to avoid seeing them. "
Dragonlad used to be called Toothless. Then Shirtless. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Slutandhubby both have an irrational fear of watermelon and in supermarkets,cover them all in Afghan rugs to avoid seeing them.
Dragonlad used to be called Toothless. Then Shirtless."
She was actually waiting to use the toilet when her 2nd pic was taken and nearly wet herself 
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