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Hotel Condom

By *smith101914 OP Man over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I'm staying in a hotel tonight and in the top bedside draw there's a new unopened/unused condom.

I'm guessing it's been left there by a previous guest. Would you just throw it away, or would you say something to reception?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would leave it there and not think about it again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wouldn't bother doing either to be honest just leave it be or just bin it if you want to use the drawer

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Throw it away. I'm assuming you think housekeeping haven't done their job properly but if the rest of the rooms up to scratch it's just an oversight.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I never open the drawers.

If they left it with the complimentary bits and pieces I would consider using it (as long as its Skyns).

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By *andomfodCouple over a year ago

walsall

Wouldn't touch a left condom. Too much risk of some idiot who thinks it's funny to poke holes in them. Saw "prank" videos online and it made me realise I'm the only one responsible for them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe the condoms come with the room

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe the receptionist recognised you from here and is planning 'room service' later

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd chuck it in the bin.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'd prefer to find Hotel Chocolat.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Throw it away. I'm assuming you think housekeeping haven't done their job properly but if the rest of the rooms up to scratch it's just an oversight."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The poor housekeeper as probably been run off her feet and forgot to check the drawer, but it's not used its still in the wrapper so just bin it without saying.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yep bin it!

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Makes a change from the usual Gideon's Bible!

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

"Makes a change from the usual Gideon's Bible!

And slightly more useful

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By *xyzptlk088Man over a year ago

Galway

Report it to the sun,front page news that craic.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

were it of the used variety one would be a bit 'ooh yuk' but its as said just an oversight..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What exactly are you going to say to the receptionist if you do report it??

And what harm is it doing, sitting there minding its own business in the top drawer? It's unused, it's in packaging...leave it alone! The mind really does boggle sometimes!