"Mine where so bad last night it was like a rat had died inside me. 
Christ woman, mine was only a little bottiecough. "
don't know why or what I'd eaten but they where rank, good job I live on my own
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I must have something wrong with my stomach,my farts hardly ever smell. What is wrong with me??
It does mean I'm safe to let go in a lift or checkout queue. |
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"I farted I farted
I made a trouser cough
I whistled in my boxers
I just peeled one off......"
I've blown my bloody brains out
I've been eating peas
I've broken wind
I've dropped my guts
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've just floated an air biscuit. It just sort of slipped out.
Terribly terribly sorry everyone, I do apologise......
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has someone been watching weird science |
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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago
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Please excuse the language and what I'm about to write:-
I remember my brother telling me years ago...
"I never realised a woman's shit stank till I got married!"
Still tickles me now 40 summat years later. |
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