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If you could suck your own cock would you?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Had a laugh with the hubby tonight him moaning about the lack of BJ he was getting from me. Typical man. Anyway I said well suck it yourself then and he said I would if I could. But would you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lol when I was about eight or nine I could actually lick the end and get a bit in
Not now though unfortunately
Good job really cause I would never get anything done xx  |
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There's a Bill Hicks joke about that. It goes something along the lines of if it were possible for men to give themselves a blowjob then all the women would be sat on their own... watching an empty stage. 
I don't think I'd do it even if I could. Well, maybe just the once or twice to see what it's like. But I think it'd not be as good as getting one from someone else, in the same way that having a wank isn't as good as having someone else wank you off.
That's why men sometimes sit on their arm before having a wank so their hand goes 'dead' and they can't feel it when they wank. It's the next best thing to having someone wank you off.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bored of sitting on your hand till its numb to make it feel like someone else is wanking you off?
Then why not try sitting on your knob, to make it feel like you're wanking off some one else.
Alternatively, for the voyeurs amongst you, sit on your hand and your knob, so it feels like watching someone wanking someone else off... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was on a coach coming back from London many years ago, an article in a newspaper left on the seat told of the death of a man who had tried to suck his own cock. Apparently he had set up ropes and tied them to himself, a sort of pulley system, so that he could pull his legs and head closer together, unfortunately we have no way of knowing whether he did it as he had a heart attack and was found still tied up in the morning by his cleaner |
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"Bored of sitting on your hand till its numb to make it feel like someone else is wanking you off?
Then why not try sitting on your knob, to make it feel like you're wanking off some one else.
Alternatively, for the voyeurs amongst you, sit on your hand and your knob, so it feels like watching someone wanking someone else off..."
*adds these to his 'Swinging Bingo card'* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont have a cock,, but if i could give myself oral would i want to?? nahhh more fun being intimate with someone else"
Some things are better done with the opposite sex |
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"I dont have a cock,, but if i could give myself oral would i want to?? nahhh more fun being intimate with someone else
Some things are better done with the opposite sex "
Equally, some things are better done with the same sex! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dont have a cock,, but if i could give myself oral would i want to?? nahhh more fun being intimate with someone else
Some things are better done with the opposite sex
Equally, some things are better done with the same sex! "
Whatever floats your boat as they say , nothing wrong with that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why can dogs lick their own cock and balls and not us humans?
Well to be fair we did get opposable thumbs that allowed us to create and use so many tools... and masturbate furiously! |
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By *imal75Man
over a year ago
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lol, I wouldnt... So much better some-one else doing it... I am straight..so not sure a male mouth would be the same feeling? I am guessing it would feel like a shark on the end of my willy  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Had a laugh with the hubby tonight him moaning about the lack of BJ he was getting from me. Typical man. Anyway I said well suck it yourself then and he said I would if I could. But would you?"
i havent got a cock, so no. But if i could lick my own cunt i wouldnt either, some people are far better at that |
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