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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Put the wine on a really high shelf and tape up the freezer.
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If I can put it on the shelf then I can take it down again 
And I've a sharp knife to cut through the duct tape  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do you have ice cream in the freezer? Just throw it out.
-Courtney
It's really my daughter's "
You would eat your daughter's ice cream? 
Heathen!!!
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why do you have ice cream in the freezer? Just throw it out.
-Courtney
It's really my daughter's
You would eat your daughter's ice cream?
Heathen!!!
-Courtney"
I'm desperate  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hey dock you no that Ben and Jerry's well I have a little confession to make. Earlier today I broke in your house opened it and emptied my load in the pot oh and that wine well after I'd had my jollies I was bursting for a piss and well I'm sure you can work it out. Wow who'd have guessed it confession is good for the soul   "
Bladey
That's shocking |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hey dock you no that Ben and Jerry's well I have a little confession to make. Earlier today I broke in your house opened it and emptied my load in the pot oh and that wine well after I'd had my jollies I was bursting for a piss and well I'm sure you can work it out. Wow who'd have guessed it confession is good for the soul
Bladey
That's shocking "
You jizzed in my daughter's ice cream ?  |
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"Hey dock you no that Ben and Jerry's well I have a little confession to make. Earlier today I broke in your house opened it and emptied my load in the pot oh and that wine well after I'd had my jollies I was bursting for a piss and well I'm sure you can work it out. Wow who'd have guessed it confession is good for the soul
Bladey
That's shocking "
Just wait till he looks under his duvet |
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"Hey dock you no that Ben and Jerry's well I have a little confession to make. Earlier today I broke in your house opened it and emptied my load in the pot oh and that wine well after I'd had my jollies I was bursting for a piss and well I'm sure you can work it out. Wow who'd have guessed it confession is good for the soul
Bladey
That's shocking
You jizzed in my daughter's ice cream ? "
Oops missed that bit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey dock you no that Ben and Jerry's well I have a little confession to make. Earlier today I broke in your house opened it and emptied my load in the pot oh and that wine well after I'd had my jollies I was bursting for a piss and well I'm sure you can work it out. Wow who'd have guessed it confession is good for the soul
Bladey
That's shocking
You jizzed in my daughter's ice cream ?
Oops missed that bit "
Your aim is definitely off then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm zero use to you... I had a fishfinger sandwich for dinner!
Fortunately I'm out of fish fingers
I've got Baileys in my coffee too. "
Damn you
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll join you the day I have had.. Screw will power...just ate the rest of the Christmas chocs and throughly enjoyed them... Cake next! "
I'll happily share as then there's less guilt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A little of what u fancy is good for the soul...... What if u died tonight.... Get to heaven and think darn I could have had a glass of the red and a small bowl of that icecream and died happy ..... Instead of denying urselfvxxx moderation X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A little of what u fancy is good for the soul...... What if u died tonight.... Get to heaven and think darn I could have had a glass of the red and a small bowl of that icecream and died happy ..... Instead of denying urselfvxxx moderation X "
It won't stop with a little |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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Do you actually want to resist? Really?
If you don't, there's not much point trying.
If you do, tell yourself you can have those things but if you want (insert goal) that you can't have them today. And go and do something else relaxing/enjoyable instead. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do you actually want to resist? Really?
If you don't, there's not much point trying.
If you do, tell yourself you can have those things but if you want (insert goal) that you can't have them today. And go and do something else relaxing/enjoyable instead."
Why Don't You ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go to bed or have a long, hot, bubble bath.
Or you could pour the wine down the sink ( can't believe I've even suggested that) and throw the ice cream away - OMG
JUST DONT DO IT!!!"
I'm seriously against wastage |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Go to bed or have a long, hot, bubble bath.
Or you could pour the wine down the sink ( can't believe I've even suggested that) and throw the ice cream away - OMG
JUST DONT DO IT!!!
I'm seriously against wastage "
Ha ha your like me chum you can resist anything but temptation lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's been one of those days, and there's a bottle of red wine on the rack, and a tub of Ben and Jerry's in the freezer calling me
I need you fabbers to lend me your support and help me deny these urges  "
Both are very bad for you. Start smoking immediately. It's an appetite suppressant.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"just pour youself a glass of wine
and have a bowl of ice cream
its just going to be on your mind until you do
Once started I'm insatiable "
thats human nature im afraid
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do you have ice cream in the freezer? Just throw it out.
-Courtney
I agree - I won't buy it. Nor the other stuff that could be tempting."
Not buy wine ? |
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