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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Let's talk bollox as this seems to be all that is on the forum today

Your turn

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By *inzi LTV/TS over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

Testicles

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Testicles

Gonads

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Everyone is wrong except me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Everyone is wrong except me"

I'm never wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Big fat hairys.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nut sack

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Big fat hairys..... "
are they what you want or like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What a load of bollox and bollox to it all

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Balderdash

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

never mind the sex pistols here's the bollocks

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Sweetbreads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scrotum chunks.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

floor polishers

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Mind you the biggest load of utter bull carp is not on this thread by a looooong chalk.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Bull crap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spare tea bag anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dangly ones

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

God

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mind you the biggest load of utter bull carp is not on this thread by a looooong chalk."

I'm here now though.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

"Mind you the biggest load of utter bull carp is not on this thread by a looooong chalk.

I'm here now though.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My hovercraft is full of eels

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I love talking bollox so much can be learned by spouting complete crap

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I love talking bollox so much can be learned by spouting complete crap

You could almost pass the

bucket here

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Let's talk bollox as this seems to be all that is on the forum today

Your turn "

Hairy or smooth xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Numbnuts!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Big fat hairys..... are they what you want or like?

My favourite saying!! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Big fat hairys..... are they what you want or like?

My favourite saying!! Lol.

I like your saying lol

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By *etsorderpizzaMan over a year ago

dyce

Women's rights

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Women's rights

That's sexist bollox

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By *artytwoCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I've got awful wind tonight. Fucking stinks in here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got awful wind tonight. Fucking stinks in here."

You is stinky bollocks!!!!

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By *etsorderpizzaMan over a year ago

dyce

"Women's rights

That's sexist bollox "

Also a joke

Not that I'm saying women's rights are a joke.

But me saying women's rights is bollocks, was a joke

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've got awful wind tonight. Fucking stinks in here.

You is stinky bollocks!!!!

Gas mask required

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bollocks

feck

c u next tuesday

utter tripe

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Women's rights

and lefts..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"bollocks

feck

c u next tuesday

utter tripe

"
now that is complete bollox lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Massive quivering testes.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Imbeciles the lot of ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Buster Gonads unfeasibly large ones.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"bollocks

feck

c u next tuesday

utter tripe

now that is complete bollox lol

well you did ask

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Massive quivering testes.

trembling as they are lowered into hot melted chocolate..

dark of course..

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By *essiCouple over a year ago

suffolk

"Massive quivering testes.

trembling as they are lowered into hot melted chocolate..

dark of course.."

Green &blacks..?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Massive quivering testes.

trembling as they are lowered into hot melted chocolate..

dark of course..

Green &blacks..?"

hits the spot..

70% minimum mind..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Massive quivering testes.

trembling as they are lowered into hot melted chocolate..

dark of course..

Green &blacks..?"

Bruised bollocks surely?

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By *essiCouple over a year ago

suffolk

"Massive quivering testes.

trembling as they are lowered into hot melted chocolate..

dark of course..

Green &blacks..?

hits the spot..

70% minimum mind.."

Of course nothing less

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Massive quivering testes.

trembling as they are lowered into hot melted chocolate..

dark of course..

Green &blacks..?

hits the spot..

70% minimum mind..

Of course nothing less

not the chilli one though..

and wont mention the salty one..

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By *adystephanieTV/TS over a year ago

glos

I'm afraid I am unable to talk bollox, as every word that leaves my sweet lips is a pure pleasure for all to hear

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By *essiCouple over a year ago

suffolk

"Massive quivering testes.

trembling as they are lowered into hot melted chocolate..

dark of course..

Green &blacks..?

hits the spot..

70% minimum mind..

Of course nothing less

not the chilli one though..

and wont mention the salty one..

One slightly more fun than t'other

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Massive quivering testes.

trembling as they are lowered into hot melted chocolate..

dark of course..

Green &blacks..?

hits the spot..

70% minimum mind..

Of course nothing less

not the chilli one though..

and wont mention the salty one..

One slightly more fun than t'other

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

Bags of balls xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"bollocks

feck

c u next tuesday

utter tripe

now that is complete bollox lol

well you did ask

I did indeed and you replied in a delightful way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*sings*...Hey evabody have you seen ma balls they're big n salty n brown.....if you ever need a quick pick-me up just stick ma balls in yo mouuuuuth!

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By *trawberry-popWoman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

2 veg!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Any cretins or people masquerading to be as such hiding in the corners?

If there are, I will hunt you down and pluck off all of your pubic hair with tweezers in my special Stevie Wonder style

I'm a nice guy really

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm afraid I am unable to talk bollox, as every word that leaves my sweet lips is a pure pleasure for all to hear

Yeah yeah yeah, what makes you think your mouth would be be available for talking purposes anyway if we met

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By *adystephanieTV/TS over a year ago

glos

"I'm afraid I am unable to talk bollox, as every word that leaves my sweet lips is a pure pleasure for all to hear

Yeah yeah yeah, what makes you think your mouth would be be available for talking purposes anyway if we met

Gulp! I might just get a few words in first cowboy

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