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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Ok so obviously without giving away to much info or mentioning any names etc what is the worst meet you have that you have ever had

Mine was a few years ago now when I turned up expecting to meet a Pamela Anderson look alike and obviously the photos did not match as the door opened and I was met instead by a look alike of Gwildalf from that old film He Man Masters of the universe.... Or I think the same person who plays the dwarf in Lord Of The Rings

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not allowed to talk about other meets on here regardless of whether they are active members or not.

If this is allowed then there's some ridiculous double standards here.

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By *arehamMan  over a year ago

handforth

Same thing happened to me,before the Internet door opened and I thought what have I let myself into, but she had a great body and a very juicy pussy,turned out to be a good fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had selfish meets or a few socials that they looked like nothing like there pics .Don't meet just chat now .

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman  over a year ago
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My Own Little World


"Not allowed to talk about other meets on here regardless of whether they are active members or not.

If this is allowed then there's some ridiculous double standards here. "

There are always worst meet threads in here, they never get closed by the mods.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pity they don't close accounts with fake pics

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Or the ones from escorts advertising their "business"pages else where

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Or the ones from escorts advertising their "business"pages else where"

Yes exactly

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not allowed to talk about other meets on here regardless of whether they are active members or not.

If this is allowed then there's some ridiculous double standards here. "

Jeeeeeeees luv calm down, lol why so serious with me...... It was not me you know I never shot Kenedy, I was no were near the grassy maul that day as I have never been to the USA and I was not even born at the time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me! Im everyone's worst meet! Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Me! Im everyone's worst meet! Haha "

hahaha sense of humour is a must on these forums hey

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow

I am not black and red lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

the one that i ended outside a police station

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One where I met someone and there photos must have been out of date by about 20 years. Looked nothing like them. Much much older then said he was and he was a d*unk mess.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The worse meets are ones where people say they want one thing (usually to fit in with what you are seeking on your profile) and upon meeting actually want something different, arranging the meet in the hope they will persuade you to do something that you don't really want to do. This kind of meet is far worse than the 'no shows' and they sometimes get agitated and even accuse you of wasting THEIR time.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not allowed to talk about other meets on here regardless of whether they are active members or not.

If this is allowed then there's some ridiculous double standards here.

Jeeeeeeees luv calm down, lol why so serious with me...... It was not me you know I never shot Kenedy, I was no were near the grassy maul that day as I have never been to the USA and I was not even born at the time

"

If you're going to be facetious it was a grassy knoll!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Worst meet I've ever had, turned up at the front door and when she opened it the smell just hit me. The place was disgusting, it was filthy. I made my excuses and left straight away!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not allowed to talk about other meets on here regardless of whether they are active members or not.

If this is allowed then there's some ridiculous double standards here.

Jeeeeeeees luv calm down, lol why so serious with me...... It was not me you know I never shot Kenedy, I was no were near the grassy maul that day as I have never been to the USA and I was not even born at the time

If you're going to be facetious it was a grassy knoll! "

So not Noel Edmonds then

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By *uzzybeWoman  over a year ago

Darlington

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By *uzzybeWoman  over a year ago

Darlington

Has a social meet in town. Left, got walked to the bus stop and when got off the bus ans as I was walking up the road my meet pulled up in his car!! From then on. I always used a taxi

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

turned up and it was ma nanna..those deceiving pics I tell ya

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The worse meets are ones where people say they want one thing (usually to fit in with what you are seeking on your profile) and upon meeting actually want something different, arranging the meet in the hope they will persuade you to do something that you don't really want to do. This kind of meet is far worse than the 'no shows' and they sometimes get agitated and even accuse you of wasting THEIR time."

I hate people like this.

And yeah they do blame you for their manipulation of the situation so that you might feel guilty enough to go through with what they want - it doesn't work with me. Hardly had any guys like this get to the meet stage luckily.

Makes you appreciate the decent guys 100 times more.

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By *awandOrderCouple  over a year ago

SW London

Worst meet was when we were early on as a couple and we went to a house party. the hostess was so d*unk she was staggering and farting and the host was taking pictures when I had said I did not want to be a part of that. It was so horrendous I just say on the couch. When one of the other guests asked me if I was a prostitute, I decided it was time to leave. Had been listening to her and the hostess talk about how most men prefer them to their wives and how funny it is to take them away all night .... I had had enough of it by then.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The worse meets are ones where people say they want one thing (usually to fit in with what you are seeking on your profile) and upon meeting actually want something different, arranging the meet in the hope they will persuade you to do something that you don't really want to do. This kind of meet is far worse than the 'no shows' and they sometimes get agitated and even accuse you of wasting THEIR time.

I hate people like this.

And yeah they do blame you for their manipulation of the situation so that you might feel guilty enough to go through with what they want - it doesn't work with me. Hardly had any guys like this get to the meet stage luckily.

Makes you appreciate the decent guys 100 times more."

Does that really go on?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When I was meeting as a couple met a couple who decided that they didn;t want a 4sum and just wanted an MFF although rather generously they did concede that I could play with my partner. They genuinely didn't see why the fact that I wouldn't be involved was a problem for us

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Seriously out of date photos about 15 years (not from this site). He turned up with a rose and chocolates...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The worse meets are ones where people say they want one thing (usually to fit in with what you are seeking on your profile) and upon meeting actually want something different, arranging the meet in the hope they will persuade you to do something that you don't really want to do. This kind of meet is far worse than the 'no shows' and they sometimes get agitated and even accuse you of wasting THEIR time.

I hate people like this.

And yeah they do blame you for their manipulation of the situation so that you might feel guilty enough to go through with what they want - it doesn't work with me. Hardly had any guys like this get to the meet stage luckily.

Makes you appreciate the decent guys 100 times more.

Does that really go on?

"

Unfortunately yeah. Some people will say anything for a fuck.

The amount of 'submissive' guys who message me yet their profile says they're dominant. I point this out and they say they just wanna try something different (fair enough). Worst one was i met one socially and over messages he was wanting to be 'sub' and try it, then that changed to let's compare notes on being dominant...after meeting he wanting me to be sub to him. I hate being sub and vulnerable and always make this clear to everyone, i don't speak to him any more at all. Also had one guy try to force me to be submissive to him, it scared the shit out of me and i made him leave.

On the other hand though i have had 2 dominant guys actually submit to me, which was a bit of a buzz tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I met someone who looked like he was about ten years older than his photos, that he kept very well hidden and then I realized why & although he said he was 5'10", he was shorter than me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When I was meeting as a couple met a couple who decided that they didn;t want a 4sum and just wanted an MFF although rather generously they did concede that I could play with my partner. They genuinely didn't see why the fact that I wouldn't be involved was a problem for us"

That's why I found it harder to swing as a couple.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Turned up for a couple of meets - and the houses resembled pigstys - utterly bloody filthy and smelly - no greater turn off. And yes the voluptuous looking lady on the photo taken about 5 years prior - who now does a decent impression of an African elephant - all wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does that really go on?"

On a lesser scale, put a limit on age of who you're looking for but don't filter the other age groups out, then open your filters to all men.

You'll see something similar with loads of guys chancing it, messaging you saying ' i know i'm not what you're looking for but...'

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By *xcumMan  over a year ago

kidderminster

I arranged to meet a guy who wanted me to suck him off. Ok he could accom, no problem. When I was on my way he changed the plan, txt me to say we would use the garage, ok I'm still up for it. Now when I pulled up and got out my car, he stood on his driveway on an estate with his cock out and asked me to suck him there in full view of all his neibours. I nearly shit myself , of course I refused to to it outdoors. I was laughing all the way home. Cheeky fucker ask for a veri.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The worse meets are ones where people say they want one thing (usually to fit in with what you are seeking on your profile) and upon meeting actually want something different, arranging the meet in the hope they will persuade you to do something that you don't really want to do. This kind of meet is far worse than the 'no shows' and they sometimes get agitated and even accuse you of wasting THEIR time.

I hate people like this.

And yeah they do blame you for their manipulation of the situation so that you might feel guilty enough to go through with what they want - it doesn't work with me. Hardly had any guys like this get to the meet stage luckily.

Makes you appreciate the decent guys 100 times more.

Does that really go on?

"

You also find it with people who like certain 'taboo' activites (like w/s, breath control etc). Even though you state categorically you are NOT in to them on your profile they come out with things along the lines of 'well you never know unless you try it'. Unfortunately in the past when I was a bit more naïve I did have a few things forced on me and KNOW I don't like them and have no desire to 'try' them again.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just the one where I got stood up 200 miles from home really. All others have been good, very good or at their worst, not so bad

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By *hell and jWoman  over a year ago

Worksop

Last year fukk buddie arrived with whst I can only call as shrek nothing like his pro file not in the slightest xx 10 mins then said sorry no thanks xx fukk buddie drove him back to his truck and the said person said is shell picky xxx told me after picky yes but not desperate xx re checked his verifies must have nicked someone's pro file xx instant block xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had a meet last year. He was nice, chatty, looked like his pics etc... after having some very uneventful sex he asked if I'd cum yet... I made my excuses and left rather quick.

If you have to ask a woman if she has cum yet then she clearly hasn't!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had a daytime meet once where hubby spent the whole time on his phone and the lady refused to switch off the TV ('Homes under the Hammer' was on, she commentated on it as we had sex).

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The worse meets are ones where people say they want one thing (usually to fit in with what you are seeking on your profile) and upon meeting actually want something different, arranging the meet in the hope they will persuade you to do something that you don't really want to do. This kind of meet is far worse than the 'no shows' and they sometimes get agitated and even accuse you of wasting THEIR time."

This

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By *heMassageManMan  over a year ago

witham

On Friday just gone when I turn up at the address, which is a shop.

The lady says she will come and see me at the shop and appears 5 mins later, looking 10 years older and 6 dress sizes bigger than her pics only to say she now can't host but her friend can BUT wants £30.

Needless to say I left but hate the rip off merchants. I'd rather give you £30 than be mislead.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ok so I'm not that bad.... honest!

A truthful profile helps heaps

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Lolol!

The one who wanted me to drag him off to an alleyway, beat him ,piss on him and then rape him.

I was like, uh, you didn't mention *any* of this before :/

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lolol!

The one who wanted me to drag him off to an alleyway, beat him ,piss on him and then rape him.

I was like, uh, you didn't mention *any* of this before :/"

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Mine was humiliating.

I now realise the guy was an arsehole but at the time it felt like my fault.

I cba to type it out in detail but basically he just wanted to cum and he got out as fast as possible afterwards. Almost zero attention was paid to me.

It was worse than it sounds from that brief synopsis though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine was humiliating.

I now realise the guy was an arsehole but at the time it felt like my fault.

I cba to type it out in detail but basically he just wanted to cum and he got out as fast as possible afterwards. Almost zero attention was paid to me.

It was worse than it sounds from that brief synopsis though."

I've had a meet like that. I told him next time to pay for a prostitute

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By *penyoureyes2722Woman  over a year ago

Belfast


"Mine was humiliating.

I now realise the guy was an arsehole but at the time it felt like my fault.

I cba to type it out in detail but basically he just wanted to cum and he got out as fast as possible afterwards. Almost zero attention was paid to me.

It was worse than it sounds from that brief synopsis though."

Had one like that recently. It's horrible, makes you feel like a free prostitute. Really upsetting tbh.

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By *imiUKMan  over a year ago

Hereford

Jeeees, I'm lucky.

All my meets have gone well. I can only imagine that my vetting process must be good.....or something.

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Lolol!

The one who wanted me to drag him off to an alleyway, beat him ,piss on him and then rape him.

I was like, uh, you didn't mention *any* of this before :/

"

Fuckin' tell me about it!

I've never finished a date before with"I think you should fuck off now and get your train."

He was so hot. And it was so wrong

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By *imiUKMan  over a year ago

Hereford


"Lolol!

The one who wanted me to drag him off to an alleyway, beat him ,piss on him and then rape him.

I was like, uh, you didn't mention *any* of this before :/

Fuckin' tell me about it!

I've never finished a date before with"I think you should fuck off now and get your train."

He was so hot. And it was so wrong "

You did it anyway, didn't you?

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Mine was humiliating.

I now realise the guy was an arsehole but at the time it felt like my fault.

I cba to type it out in detail but basically he just wanted to cum and he got out as fast as possible afterwards. Almost zero attention was paid to me.

It was worse than it sounds from that brief synopsis though.

I've had a meet like that. I told him next time to pay for a prostitute "

This guy pretty much just wanted a wank but without having to do it himself.

He'd been in a hotel watching porn all day and was frantically horny. He turned up early, before I was ready. He was naked and playing with himself about a minute after walking through the door.

He wanted anal play, (my fingers in him), but I hardly had time to start before it was game over. Then he left.

He texted saying he was sorry it was rushed and could we arrange another meet and do it properly. I decided to give him a second chance only to have him start totally ignoring me.

Then a few months later he messaged me to say he wasn't going to beg but if I felt like chatting that would be cool.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Oh and then there was the one who took me to a gay pub as his mates were less likely to see us and then pretended to turn gay after about half an hour to avoid having to have dinner with me, (just dinner, no play had been planned).

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Lolol!

The one who wanted me to drag him off to an alleyway, beat him ,piss on him and then rape him.

I was like, uh, you didn't mention *any* of this before :/

Fuckin' tell me about it!

I've never finished a date before with"I think you should fuck off now and get your train."

He was so hot. And it was so wrong

You did it anyway, didn't you? "

I did not!

He was 19!

Ffs. If I weren't arrested, think what he'd be like after a bit of practice

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By *ricksydemonMan  over a year ago

llandudno

I've had two bad meets where things didn't feel right, I just came quickly and left

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Did I tell you about the guy who lived with his mother?

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By *3gam4nMan  over a year ago

wrexham


"One where I met someone and there photos must have been out of date by about 20 years. Looked nothing like them. Much much older then said he was and he was a d*unk mess. "
i had the same happen to me. Much older bigger and d*unk... some issues going on and i politely became overly tired and retreated.

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Or that Japanese guy who lay there like a realistic doll... Didn't move a fucking muscle, freaky... I kinda arranged him until I got bored

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Oh god, or that Persian guy... Fucking gorgeous... In the bedroom, top off, fit as... And then he remembered his wife and kid and fucked off.

I was like, Noooooo!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

..so I turned up on this meet looking forward to meeting this bi gal only to be met by sum geezer called big al...

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By *ensual temptressWoman  over a year ago

Southampton

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By *3gam4nMan  over a year ago

wrexham


"Just the one where I got stood up 200 miles from home really. All others have been good, very good or at their worst, not so bad "
you travelled 200 miles to meet someone? And they stood you up? Honestly one look at your profile and people should be traveling to you and offering to sacrifice a testicle for a night with you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Finished having some fairly average sex straight after and I quote "right you can fuck off now get out of my house" yeah he got no veri and I felt awful afterwards

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By *ensual temptressWoman  over a year ago

Southampton

First play meet ever told me he knew I'd be good in bed as he had a theory that bigger gals make more effort .

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By *imiUKMan  over a year ago

Hereford


"Oh god, or that Persian guy... Fucking gorgeous... In the bedroom, top off, fit as... And then he remembered his wife and kid and fucked off.

I was like, Noooooo!!!"

Sometimes, I realise that being straight aint so bad after all...

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Then there was the guy that, once we were naked, spent over an hour trying to persuade me to bareback even though I'd told him beforehand I'd insist on condoms.

He used all sorts of really cheesy lines, all of which I have managed to wipe from my memory.

I finally got bored and threw him out without any play having occurred.

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Or the Indian guy, but we don't talk about him

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By *ohn8210tCouple  over a year ago

Warwick

About 9 years ago we arranged to meet a 36 year old man and his 26 year old partner at a pub,5.00 pm.( Their description of ages, and no photos were exchanged ). At the pub there was nobody there, except a 72 year old man in a wheelchair and his 60 something year carer/play partner outside?

We were about to leave as we could not spot them and they introduced themselves.

We had a drink with them but all he talked about were his leg calipers, his colostomy bag and how he could not perform sexually or walk,and how she had been abused by her brothers as a younger person.

Now really !! How he thought he was going to get away with this is anyone's guess.It was him who we had arranged it with you see.

Just to add,we are not ageist or think we are beauties ourselves,or do we have a problem with disabled people. (We have played several times with a chap at a club who is in a wheelchair and cannot walk. A lovely man. )

But these two, (or him ) were just liars ,cheats and thoroughly deceitful, how they thought they were going to do the things he had said in earlier texts is beyond us !! One could only feel sorry for his or their desperation really?

It was not this site we were on at the time.It did not put us off and we laughed about it all the way home.

We realize they wanted a meet,but realistically they would be better to be honest,as there is usually someone for everyone as the saying goes.

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By *imiUKMan  over a year ago

Hereford


"Or the Indian guy, but we don't talk about him"

We?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had a few but no longer active members. The guy who I'd only seen a couple of his pictures of before he booked a hotel which was half way for both of us. Still 50 minute drive for me in the dark and I hate driving in the dark in unfamiliar places. Got there, didn't fancy him, said for us to drive to the garage, bought myself an egg and bacon sandwich meal deal, steak mcCoys and apple juice, pork scratchings and two pepperami's and got him to tickle my back whilst I watched take me out and ate my munchies, couldn't drive home cos I forgot to throw crumbs out the window and I didn't know where the fuck I was so had to stay there with him till morning, with him trying to poke his pathetic willy in my back, told him he can either leave or lay there quiet.

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By *imiUKMan  over a year ago

Hereford


"Had a few but no longer active members. The guy who I'd only seen a couple of his pictures of before he booked a hotel which was half way for both of us. Still 50 minute drive for me in the dark and I hate driving in the dark in unfamiliar places. Got there, didn't fancy him, said for us to drive to the garage, bought myself an egg and bacon sandwich meal deal, steak mcCoys and apple juice, pork scratchings and two pepperami's and got him to tickle my back whilst I watched take me out and ate my munchies, couldn't drive home cos I forgot to throw crumbs out the window and I didn't know where the fuck I was so had to stay there with him till morning, with him trying to poke his pathetic willy in my back, told him he can either leave or lay there quiet. "

I'm the so-called "desperate single guy" and I wouldn't drive 50 minutes in he dark to a hotel to meet some random. Fuck that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Had a few but no longer active members. The guy who I'd only seen a couple of his pictures of before he booked a hotel which was half way for both of us. Still 50 minute drive for me in the dark and I hate driving in the dark in unfamiliar places. Got there, didn't fancy him, said for us to drive to the garage, bought myself an egg and bacon sandwich meal deal, steak mcCoys and apple juice, pork scratchings and two pepperami's and got him to tickle my back whilst I watched take me out and ate my munchies, couldn't drive home cos I forgot to throw crumbs out the window and I didn't know where the fuck I was so had to stay there with him till morning, with him trying to poke his pathetic willy in my back, told him he can either leave or lay there quiet.

I'm the so-called "desperate single guy" and I wouldn't drive 50 minutes in he dark to a hotel to meet some random. Fuck that. "

Hey I'm not some random, I'm fantastic.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Had a few but no longer active members. The guy who I'd only seen a couple of his pictures of before he booked a hotel which was half way for both of us. Still 50 minute drive for me in the dark and I hate driving in the dark in unfamiliar places. Got there, didn't fancy him, said for us to drive to the garage, bought myself an egg and bacon sandwich meal deal, steak mcCoys and apple juice, pork scratchings and two pepperami's and got him to tickle my back whilst I watched take me out and ate my munchies, couldn't drive home cos I forgot to throw crumbs out the window and I didn't know where the fuck I was so had to stay there with him till morning, with him trying to poke his pathetic willy in my back, told him he can either leave or lay there quiet.

I'm the so-called "desperate single guy" and I wouldn't drive 50 minutes in he dark to a hotel to meet some random. Fuck that. "

I also wouldn't stay somewhere I didn't want to be.

I'd leave and find my way back somehow, even if I didn't know where I was, (although how I could not when I'd driven there, I'm not sure).

My 'phone has sat nav, or I'd have followed my nose until I found signs to somewhere familiar, or I'd go back to the garage and buy a map.

Stay in a hotel room with someone I don't fancy with him poking me in the back with his cock? Not a chance.

I'd probably have left very soon after deciding I didn't fancy him.

Mind you, a guy one tried to persuade me to drive 150 miles to his place at something like 3am, (and then back again because I couldn't stay over). He promised me "the fuck of my life" and was very surprised when I declined.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Met a guy at a party. Good-looking, sense of humour, nothing wrong with his performance. A year under my lower age limit but seemed perfectly nice. Agreed to meet up another day. Some time was spent discussing how long I would have - I had 5 hours, he sounded pleased. Got to his. I went and got changed into something less comfortable. After 10 minutes of very awkward foreplay he came onto my leg and said he needed to be somewhere. Dropped me off at a bus stop half an hour after we had met.

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By *imiUKMan  over a year ago

Hereford


"Had a few but no longer active members. The guy who I'd only seen a couple of his pictures of before he booked a hotel which was half way for both of us. Still 50 minute drive for me in the dark and I hate driving in the dark in unfamiliar places. Got there, didn't fancy him, said for us to drive to the garage, bought myself an egg and bacon sandwich meal deal, steak mcCoys and apple juice, pork scratchings and two pepperami's and got him to tickle my back whilst I watched take me out and ate my munchies, couldn't drive home cos I forgot to throw crumbs out the window and I didn't know where the fuck I was so had to stay there with him till morning, with him trying to poke his pathetic willy in my back, told him he can either leave or lay there quiet.

I'm the so-called "desperate single guy" and I wouldn't drive 50 minutes in he dark to a hotel to meet some random. Fuck that.

Hey I'm not some random, I'm fantastic. "

Not you, him. "I'd just seen a couple of his pics" etc.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Had a few but no longer active members. The guy who I'd only seen a couple of his pictures of before he booked a hotel which was half way for both of us. Still 50 minute drive for me in the dark and I hate driving in the dark in unfamiliar places. Got there, didn't fancy him, said for us to drive to the garage, bought myself an egg and bacon sandwich meal deal, steak mcCoys and apple juice, pork scratchings and two pepperami's and got him to tickle my back whilst I watched take me out and ate my munchies, couldn't drive home cos I forgot to throw crumbs out the window and I didn't know where the fuck I was so had to stay there with him till morning, with him trying to poke his pathetic willy in my back, told him he can either leave or lay there quiet.

I'm the so-called "desperate single guy" and I wouldn't drive 50 minutes in he dark to a hotel to meet some random. Fuck that.

Hey I'm not some random, I'm fantastic.

Not you, him. "I'd just seen a couple of his pics" etc. "

Ahh right yeah, was very early days on here, 2011, remember watching take me out as I'd never seen it before! I'd spoken to him on the phone a lot leading up to it but it's what made me want socials after that night.

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By *eeDee25Woman  over a year ago

crook

Had a meet where guys fuck buddy turned up at hes wen i was there. I had to sit and listen to them talk until he took me home (she came too) i sat in the back. And met a guy whos fuck bud kept phoning him in the end he took me home and went to her. Oh hes car alarm kept going off.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I arranged to meet a guy who wanted me to suck him off. Ok he could accom, no problem. When I was on my way he changed the plan, txt me to say we would use the garage, ok I'm still up for it. Now when I pulled up and got out my car, he stood on his driveway on an estate with his cock out and asked me to suck him there in full view of all his neibours. I nearly shit myself , of course I refused to to it outdoors. I was laughing all the way home. Cheeky fucker ask for a veri. "

Made me giggle! So funny.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When guys lie about there cock size and height.and having to go through with it anyway because I don't want it hurt the persons feelings. So prefer socials before anything now x

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By *litterbabeWoman  over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

When he was smoking hot, he travelled 2 hours to me, then came on my leg after 5 mins into touching...

I didn't mind at all but he did.. He made his excuses and left... I would gave been content to chat for a bit and then see....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had the same happen to me the other day. We just got started and I stroked his cock just a bit and he bust all over himself, blamed it on my so say magic hands but I literally didn't even touch him x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did I tell you about the guy who lived with his mother?"

Oh I had forgot I had one of those too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This is pure comedy

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By *3gam4nMan  over a year ago

wrexham

The one thread i read every post

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"When guys lie about there cock size and height.and having to go through with it anyway because I don't want it hurt the persons feelings. So prefer socials before anything now x"

I can understand seeing how tall they are at a social but how the hell do you know if they've lied about the size of their cock when you're having a coffee in Costa?

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

The woman who sent me phones of her and her daughter sadly she forgot to tell me she cropped herself out. And no I shot you not shortest meet ever

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"The woman who sent me phones of her and her daughter sadly she forgot to tell me she cropped herself out. And no I shot you not shortest meet ever"

Photos for God sake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

OK so typing this as quick as I can.....

Pulled up in my new flashy company car to the roughest street I've ever been in.

Knocked on the door and a snot nosed kid answered.

She shoved the kid out the way and invited me in.

Her entire family (with granny sitting with an oxygen tank) pointed and laughed at me.

We went upstairs to her room and she locked the door behind me.

I was dazed and confused and this was the first time I'd actually looked at her. She was horrific.

To my eternal shame I went through with it and got the hell out of there. I was locked in, afterall

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By *empting Devil.Woman  over a year ago

Sheffield

I've had more than one guy who are very sociable till they've cum then get themselves up and throw some clothes on then just wander off leaving me naked and unfulfilled on their bed!!!

When I'm dressed they're generally watching telly and barely even look round to say goodbye - this being the same man who was super attentive and all over me when I arrived.

Some people clearly just want a free prostitute

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"I had the same happen to me the other day. We just got started and I stroked his cock just a bit and he bust all over himself, blamed it on my so say magic hands but I literally didn't even touch him x"

Priceless, you've made my day

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"Seriously out of date photos about 15 years (not from this site). He turned up with a rose and chocolates..."

maybe he thought he was the milk tray man, did he arrive by jumping out of a helicopter ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I met a girl here. Chatted for ages exchanged pics and interests. So finally when we met she wasn't the girl in the pics. I don't mind body shapes or anything but when your thinking your meeting a gorgeous blonde size 8 and instead get a rather large older woman is a bit of a shock. Probably my worst meet yet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I met a girl here. Chatted for ages exchanged pics and interests. So finally when we met she wasn't the girl in the pics. I don't mind body shapes or anything but when your thinking your meeting a gorgeous blonde size 8 and instead get a rather large older woman is a bit of a shock. Probably my worst meet yet."

Did you continue to fuck her tho?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No lol we just chatted and I asked why she did it. She thought she wouldn't get any meets if she put her real pics up but I told her she would

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I met a girl here. Chatted for ages exchanged pics and interests. So finally when we met she wasn't the girl in the pics. I don't mind body shapes or anything but when your thinking your meeting a gorgeous blonde size 8 and instead get a rather large older woman is a bit of a shock. Probably my worst meet yet."

Same sort of thing that to me .Pictures slim tall male and in real life a fat short male .It was a social and I drove passed him as didn't recognise him .Socials always first but it has put me off.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The ones where guys say they're great at making I gush...and dont and i have to do it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OK so typing this as quick as I can.....

Pulled up in my new flashy company car to the roughest street I've ever been in.

Knocked on the door and a snot nosed kid answered.

She shoved the kid out the way and invited me in.

Her entire family (with granny sitting with an oxygen tank) pointed and laughed at me.

We went upstairs to her room and she locked the door behind me.

I was dazed and confused and this was the first time I'd actually looked at her. She was horrific.

To my eternal shame I went through with it and got the hell out of there. I was locked in, afterall

"

You should have reported her.... No need for man rape on here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Loving this thread

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By *ertiVogtsMan  over a year ago

Exeter

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By *ertiVogtsMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"Mine was humiliating.

I now realise the guy was an arsehole but at the time it felt like my fault.

I cba to type it out in detail but basically he just wanted to cum and he got out as fast as possible afterwards. Almost zero attention was paid to me.

It was worse than it sounds from that brief synopsis though.

I've had a meet like that. I told him next time to pay for a prostitute "

I am baffled.I have never met either of you but you know all about my modus operandi...

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