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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Trawling the forums,reveals that many folk have dilemmas or practical problems.
Amongst the forumites are many experts. So post your problem and see if anybody with expertise mails you the solution! (Don't take it too seriously! )
My dilemma....I have no green tick next to my name...oh how will I cope boo hoo  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've lost my mojo  "
look down the back of the sofa... We find ours there sometimes x 
Dilemma today is do I have cream or custard with my Apple crumble x |
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"I've lost my mojo look down the back of the sofa... We find ours there sometimes x
Dilemma today is do I have cream or custard with my Apple crumble x "
I am happy to help you with that. Have two small bowls of crumble one with cream one with custard. Repeat as necessary  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a presentation to write and I can't be arsed. "
Aims and outcomes. .lots of variety not too didactic with a few variations in delivery methods. ..rock n roll make it fun not painful |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've lost my mojo look down the back of the sofa... We find ours there sometimes x
Dilemma today is do I have cream or custard with my Apple crumble x "
I'm having crumble today too and it shall be with custard, so you can have cream |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've lost my mojo look down the back of the sofa... We find ours there sometimes x
Dilemma today is do I have cream or custard with my Apple crumble x
I'm having crumble today too and it shall be with custard, so you can have cream "
wish I had a bigger billy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've lost my mojo look down the back of the sofa... We find ours there sometimes x
Dilemma today is do I have cream or custard with my Apple crumble x
I'm having crumble today too and it shall be with custard, so you can have cream wish I had a bigger billy"
You're on a swinger site....advertise for a stunt double |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I send 2k to a Nigerian prince to get 2million back but haven't got it yet "
Post has been busy over Christmas and I'm sure the Prince will be right on it after he's finished writing many letters to all his long lost relatives |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im not feeling in the mood to do the heaps of paperwork that I have been neglecting to do for the last week!
Oh and I need to unload too... but nobody to unload with
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"I send 2k to a Nigerian prince to get 2million back but haven't got it yet
Post has been busy over Christmas and I'm sure the Prince will be right on it after he's finished writing many letters to all his long lost relatives "
But he sent me an email surley they can't take that long |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a beautiful pair of thigh high, high heel boots. I'm quite in love with them
My problem is this, due to my job I rarely wear heels and when I do it's like a form of torture!
An hour of wearing these and the pain ruins my night  .
What can I do?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lol I think I would rather ring the Jezza Kyle show and ask for help than post on here asking for help and advice as bar the odd one who go out of there way to be nice, every other bugger just rips the piss out of ya |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"lol I think I would rather ring the Jezza Kyle show and ask for help than post on here asking for help and advice as bar the odd one who go out of there way to be nice, every other bugger just rips the piss out of ya"
Now that intimates to me that you really do have a problem!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I haven't got 30 verifications so I must be a time waster
But you have nice nipples so.... "
Heck that's where I've gone wrong...it's about nippers not a green tick!! |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I have a beautiful pair of thigh high, high heel boots. I'm quite in love with them
My problem is this, due to my job I rarely wear heels and when I do it's like a form of torture!
An hour of wearing these and the pain ruins my night .
What can I do??"
I'm told rubbing vodka on the soles of your feet helps with the paid. Apparently it's a supermodel trick. I haven't tried it.
Drinking the vodka until you fall off your heels or can no longer feel the pain may also work.
Alternatively try rubbing ibuprofen gel on your feet. It's cheaper than vodka. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I have a very bad back (Again) and may need another operation.
Is there a back surgeon in the house? "
I would suggest looking for a back surgeon in a hospital. A house is unlikely to have the equipment required for the surgery and, MRSA notwithstanding, wouldn't be sterile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a very bad back (Again) and may need another operation.
Is there a back surgeon in the house?
Stretching...stretch all time!"
I do, every day.
Doesn't help the pain of 3 miss shaped discs unfortunately.
Back to the quack tomorrow.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a very bad back (Again) and may need another operation.
Is there a back surgeon in the house?
I would suggest looking for a back surgeon in a hospital. A house is unlikely to have the equipment required for the surgery and, MRSA notwithstanding, wouldn't be sterile."
On reflection, perhaps a vehicle for filth wasn't the best place to look........ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a very bad back (Again) and may need another operation.
Is there a back surgeon in the house?
I would suggest looking for a back surgeon in a hospital. A house is unlikely to have the equipment required for the surgery and, MRSA notwithstanding, wouldn't be sterile.
On reflection, perhaps a vehicle for filth wasn't the best place to look........ "
At least inserting a cucumber up ones posterior wasn't suggested !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just cba...
Cheer up chum x
I have no problems bar my music geekiness , and love of ridiculous large animal shaped kites.
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Just tired not much sleep xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just cba...
Cheer up chum x
I have no problems bar my music geekiness , and love of ridiculous large animal shaped kites.
Just tired not much sleep xx"
Aww get some rest Smudger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just cba...
Cheer up chum x
I have no problems bar my music geekiness , and love of ridiculous large animal shaped kites.
Just tired not much sleep xx
Aww get some rest Smudger "
Ive been trying all day my small people are plotting against me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just cba...
Cheer up chum x
I have no problems bar my music geekiness , and love of ridiculous large animal shaped kites.
Just tired not much sleep xx
Aww get some rest Smudger
Ive been trying all day my small people are plotting against me "
Aw blimey my little chum got me a Greggs voucher for Christmas ,, she made me use it today to buy her sausage rolls and cakes lol oh and a ginger bread chap lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Helped my son move yesterday from 5 floors up (no lift) and today my calves feel like concrete did an hour dog walk this afternoon to help but to no avail. |
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"Helped my son move yesterday from 5 floors up (no lift) and today my calves feel like concrete did an hour dog walk this afternoon to help but to no avail."
Seriously my biggest problem is other fucking humans keep wanting to fucking kill each other and beyond hard core drugs I have no answer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Helped my son move yesterday from 5 floors up (no lift) and today my calves feel like concrete did an hour dog walk this afternoon to help but to no avail.
Seriously my biggest problem is other fucking humans keep wanting to fucking kill each other and beyond hard core drugs I have no answer "
Mmmm I've yet to see anyone in the annals of history resolve this one. It's said that those who seek peace should prepare for war...but that seems to be a never ending cycle so far. |
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"I have a beautiful pair of thigh high, high heel boots. I'm quite in love with them
My problem is this, due to my job I rarely wear heels and when I do it's like a form of torture!
An hour of wearing these and the pain ruins my night .
What can I do??"
Save them fo meets with me and then you can wear them and nothing else..  |
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"I have a beautiful pair of thigh high, high heel boots. I'm quite in love with them
My problem is this, due to my job I rarely wear heels and when I do it's like a form of torture!
An hour of wearing these and the pain ruins my night .
What can I do??
I'm told rubbing vodka on the soles of your feet helps with the paid. Apparently it's a supermodel trick. I haven't tried it.
Drinking the vodka until you fall off your heels or can no longer feel the pain may also work.
Alternatively try rubbing ibuprofen gel on your feet. It's cheaper than vodka."
Gel insoles help... I can manage a couple of hours if needs be in really high heels without alcohol. Long enough that I can lie down instead a any rate
Nita |
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