FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Desert island teamwork game
Desert island teamwork game
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
Ok, a variation on my usual game.
Pick someone (or several people) from this thread to escape with, from a sinking ship, in a lifeboat, to a desert island, Castaway style.
Who would you choose, how would you use them, and do you think they could help you get back to civilisation?
Of course, for now your only choice is me, but the thread should get more fun as we go along  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
OK brain...you look like you can handle some physical work so you're in so far, on the basis you can help inflate the raft, sort out the sea survival kit,cut the line and look forward to dropping the sea anchor down and drifting to sun sea sand and mmmm
OK who's bobbing in the water and needs pulling in. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
yumsville |
"[Removed by poster at 10/01/16 10:56:51]"
I would use Ladystephanie as a mast (standing at an immense 5'11") and her clothes a sail. I would tie deadwood together using her hair not before having her reach for coconuts for the journey back to civilisation. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"[Removed by poster at 10/01/16 10:56:51]
I would use Ladystephanie as a mast (standing at an immense 5'11") and her clothes a sail. I would tie deadwood together using her hair not before having her reach for coconuts for the journey back to civilisation. "
o  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Nooooo, don't mention desert islands or funky might get the wrong idea. I spent 6 months on one with him about 5 yrs ago counting 100's & 1000's and am still undergoing therapy although thankfully I'm off the meds 
Oh hang on, that was a dessert island |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Taff and Pooch would be marvellous hunter gatherers, forging into the wilderness whilst discussing the finer points of quantum physics.
When no-one came to rescue us, Shag could remind us to have patience (and supply Haribo).
Tosh and PP would ensure no-one missed a sunrise.
Courtney would keep us all on the straight and narrow with sound advice.
Voddy would supply snuggles at times of stress.
Lady Lick can keep me company sunbathing.
(I like this Island of yours Brain). |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
A Royal Marine for the survival training.
A story teller for the boring nights.
Me to do the washing and cooking.
A non dramatic female to chat to as we wash and cook.
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"A Royal Marine for the survival training.
A story teller for the boring nights.
Me to do the washing and cooking.
A non dramatic female to chat to as we wash and cook.
Can we sing and chat? I'm going all South Pacific right now "gonna wash that man right out of my hair"?
"
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"A Royal Marine for the survival training.
A story teller for the boring nights.
Me to do the washing and cooking.
A non dramatic female to chat to as we wash and cook.
Can we sing and chat? I'm going all South Pacific right now "gonna wash that man right out of my hair"?
"
We can start with that one and move onto Bali Hai. We might piss the men off with the singing though |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"A Royal Marine for the survival training.
A story teller for the boring nights.
Me to do the washing and cooking.
A non dramatic female to chat to as we wash and cook.
Can we sing and chat? I'm going all South Pacific right now "gonna wash that man right out of my hair"?
We can start with that one and move onto Bali Hai. We might piss the men off with the singing though "
Surely not. If we were also providing food I reckon we'd be forgiven. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
I would link with Highheels to form a human boat, using my penis as a rudder and her enormous boobs as buoyancy aids, Varas handcuffs could use used to stop us drifting apart, whilst Ace Winger switches to a nautical hat and poses as Captain Birdseye, attempting to entice potential rescue ships with the promise of tasty cod wrapped in golden breadcrumbs. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"A Royal Marine for the survival training.
A story teller for the boring nights.
Me to do the washing and cooking.
A non dramatic female to chat to as we wash and cook.
Can we sing and chat? I'm going all South Pacific right now "gonna wash that man right out of my hair"?
We can start with that one and move onto Bali Hai. We might piss the men off with the singing though
Surely not. If we were also providing food I reckon we'd be forgiven. "
They would be catching and foraging for the food. We could make grass skirts and bras from coconuts. We'd need the marine to fashion us a blade out of bone or stone to shave with. I'm full of good ideas today |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I would link with Highheels to form a human boat, using my penis as a rudder and her enormous boobs as buoyancy aids, Varas handcuffs could use used to stop us drifting apart, whilst Ace Winger switches to a nautical hat and poses as Captain Birdseye, attempting to entice potential rescue ships with the promise of tasty cod wrapped in golden breadcrumbs. "
Why would you want to be rescued?? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I would link with Highheels to form a human boat, using my penis as a rudder and her enormous boobs as buoyancy aids, Varas handcuffs could use used to stop us drifting apart, whilst Ace Winger switches to a nautical hat and poses as Captain Birdseye, attempting to entice potential rescue ships with the promise of tasty cod wrapped in golden breadcrumbs.
Why would you want to be rescued?? "
Because desert islands represent nothing like that idyllic utopian image we have in our heads...espe5for the city slickers !  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I would link with Highheels to form a human boat, using my penis as a rudder and her enormous boobs as buoyancy aids, Varas handcuffs could use used to stop us drifting apart, whilst Ace Winger switches to a nautical hat and poses as Captain Birdseye, attempting to entice potential rescue ships with the promise of tasty cod wrapped in golden breadcrumbs.
Why would you want to be rescued??
Because desert islands represent nothing like that idyllic utopian image we have in our heads...espe5for the city slickers ! "
It's a fantasy desert island though |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I would link with Highheels to form a human boat, using my penis as a rudder and her enormous boobs as buoyancy aids, Varas handcuffs could use used to stop us drifting apart, whilst Ace Winger switches to a nautical hat and poses as Captain Birdseye, attempting to entice potential rescue ships with the promise of tasty cod wrapped in golden breadcrumbs.
Why would you want to be rescued??
Because desert islands represent nothing like that idyllic utopian image we have in our heads...espe5for the city slickers !
It's a fantasy desert island though "
 stripes down to board shorts and lives the dream |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"A Royal Marine for the survival training.
A story teller for the boring nights.
Me to do the washing and cooking.
A non dramatic female to chat to as we wash and cook.
Can we sing and chat? I'm going all South Pacific right now "gonna wash that man right out of my hair"?
We can start with that one and move onto Bali Hai. We might piss the men off with the singing though
Surely not. If we were also providing food I reckon we'd be forgiven.
They would be catching and foraging for the food. We could make grass skirts and bras from coconuts. We'd need the marine to fashion us a blade out of bone or stone to shave with. I'm full of good ideas today "
If there are actually coconuts made to accommodate your rather marvellous boobage, they could double as life boats! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"whilst Ace Winger switches to a nautical hat and poses as Captain Birdseye, attempting to entice potential rescue ships with the promise of tasty cod wrapped in golden breadcrumbs. "
Fish finger anyone? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I would link with Highheels to form a human boat, using my penis as a rudder and her enormous boobs as buoyancy aids, Varas handcuffs could use used to stop us drifting apart, whilst Ace Winger switches to a nautical hat and poses as Captain Birdseye, attempting to entice potential rescue ships with the promise of tasty cod wrapped in golden breadcrumbs.
Why would you want to be rescued?? "
Because the amount of furious sex I'd engage in with Highheels would soon render the island overpopulated with rampaging babies! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Oh well if we can use the immense skills of those in the armed forces....
A royal engineer ....very useful, could construct me a proper house with all the mod cons...
A Para ...not much use domestically I will grant you ...but I would need silk sheets...
A Maureen ( Royal marine) could fashion some nice false nails I guess
SAS trooper hunting and fishing and just keeping quiet
SBS excellent swimmers if the trooper can't get me food I can get him to swim to the nearest mc Donald's
An regiment of MP's to keep the fookers working
And of course a few nice people from here to have fun with |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
