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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

... a competition ?

So here goes :

The OH has just come out with the line

'I like the taste but I don't like the way it squeeks'

So Fabsters, what was he talking about ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Haloumi

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Haloumi

Well that was a short competition

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Music ,,,, and NOT THE voice !!!

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"... a competition ?

So here goes :

The OH has just come out with the line

'I like the taste but I don't like the way it squeeks'

So Fabsters, what was he talking about ?"

Latex!

(He?!)

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

I agree with that statement

fry it in some lemon!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So the next question was 'why does it squeek ?'

I couldn't answer that (covincingly at least), so any food scientists care to chip in ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Haloumi

Well that was a short competition

Did I win then?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"Haloumi

Dammit I knew that!

Love Haloumi!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Haloumi

Well that was a short competition

Did I win then?

You did

Scones are the prize

If we ever find you that is

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"So the next question was 'why does it squeek ?'

I couldn't answer that (covincingly at least), so any food scientists care to chip in ?"

It's just because it doesn't melt so the texture makes it squeak.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"So the next question was 'why does it squeek ?'

I couldn't answer that (covincingly at least), so any food scientists care to chip in ?

It's just because it doesn't melt so the texture makes it squeak. "

Nooo. It's because it's made from the milk of little squeaky mice.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"So the next question was 'why does it squeek ?'

Cos it's squeezed?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... a competition ?

So here goes :

The OH has just come out with the line

'I like the taste but I don't like the way it squeeks'

So Fabsters, what was he talking about ?"

Your cock.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

earplugs needed then

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