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over a year ago
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"A well turned ankle on a woman is far nicer that a explosion. Thats a fair collection you have there!"
well thats hardly strange now is it.
Oh I know its a fair collection and they all get me horny lol |
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"A well turned ankle on a woman is far nicer that a explosion. Thats a fair collection you have there!"
With you Freddie... A well turned ankle says so much about the owner..
For me, many many things..
The way a woman carries herself..
The look a woman can give without even knowing..
Ohhh God so many things...
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"I never saw a soldier with a boner on while all that was going on. A few Kacked them selfs but no boners, mind it wasnt what you was looking fro.  "
lol...i dont know why, they just do it for me.
hear the sound...instant erection, and if i see it as well as hear it...post orgasmic heap on the floor lol |
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"I never saw a soldier with a boner on while all that was going on. A few Kacked them selfs but no boners, mind it wasnt what you was looking fro.
lol...i dont know why, they just do it for me.
hear the sound...instant erection, and if i see it as well as hear it...post orgasmic heap on the floor lol"
Longest day DVD on and your away then if its surround sound
Its not that sexy in reality cos there is mud, dust, dirt and so dam noisy and your paping your self your going to take hot metal in your goolies!!  |
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"I never saw a soldier with a boner on while all that was going on. A few Kacked them selfs but no boners, mind it wasnt what you was looking fro.
lol...i dont know why, they just do it for me.
hear the sound...instant erection, and if i see it as well as hear it...post orgasmic heap on the floor lol
Longest day DVD on and your away then if its surround sound
Its not that sexy in reality cos there is mud, dust, dirt and so dam noisy and your paping your self your going to take hot metal in your goolies!! "
Oh I beg to differ I have been there lol |
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"I never saw a soldier with a boner on while all that was going on. A few Kacked them selfs but no boners, mind it wasnt what you was looking fro.
lol...i dont know why, they just do it for me.
hear the sound...instant erection, and if i see it as well as hear it...post orgasmic heap on the floor lol
Longest day DVD on and your away then if its surround sound
Its not that sexy in reality cos there is mud, dust, dirt and so dam noisy and your paping your self your going to take hot metal in your goolies!! "
make it Black Hawk Down and you would be cloder to the mark lol |
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"I never saw a soldier with a boner on while all that was going on. A few Kacked them selfs but no boners, mind it wasnt what you was looking fro.
lol...i dont know why, they just do it for me.
hear the sound...instant erection, and if i see it as well as hear it...post orgasmic heap on the floor lol
Longest day DVD on and your away then if its surround sound
Its not that sexy in reality cos there is mud, dust, dirt and so dam noisy and your paping your self your going to take hot metal in your goolies!!
make it Black Hawk Down and you would be cloder to the mark lol"
*closer* ffs |
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"I never saw a soldier with a boner on while all that was going on. A few Kacked them selfs but no boners, mind it wasnt what you was looking fro.
lol...i dont know why, they just do it for me.
hear the sound...instant erection, and if i see it as well as hear it...post orgasmic heap on the floor lol
Longest day DVD on and your away then if its surround sound
Its not that sexy in reality cos there is mud, dust, dirt and so dam noisy and your paping your self your going to take hot metal in your goolies!!
make it Black Hawk Down and you would be closer to the mark lol"
Ooooo you will me on your knees if thats on the big screen in Currys  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I never saw a soldier with a boner on while all that was going on. A few Kacked them selfs but no boners, mind it wasnt what you was looking fro.
lol...i dont know why, they just do it for me.
hear the sound...instant erection, and if i see it as well as hear it...post orgasmic heap on the floor lol
Longest day DVD on and your away then if its surround sound
Its not that sexy in reality cos there is mud, dust, dirt and so dam noisy and your paping your self your going to take hot metal in your goolies!!
make it Black Hawk Down and you would be closer to the mark lol
Ooooo you will me on your knees if thats on the big screen in Currys "
ooo when he says...theres a black hawk down, a black hawk down...i would indeed be on the floor....yummy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I never saw a soldier with a boner on while all that was going on. A few Kacked them selfs but no boners, mind it wasnt what you was looking fro.
lol...i dont know why, they just do it for me.
hear the sound...instant erection, and if i see it as well as hear it...post orgasmic heap on the floor lol
Longest day DVD on and your away then if its surround sound
Its not that sexy in reality cos there is mud, dust, dirt and so dam noisy and your paping your self your going to take hot metal in your goolies!!
make it Black Hawk Down and you would be closer to the mark lol
Ooooo you will me on your knees if thats on the big screen in Currys
ooo when he says...theres a black hawk down, a black hawk down...i would indeed be on the floor....yummy"
is that film in with the erotics then lol, gotta admit tho, ive seen that film loads, its one of my faves  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I never saw a soldier with a boner on while all that was going on. A few Kacked them selfs but no boners, mind it wasnt what you was looking fro.
lol...i dont know why, they just do it for me.
hear the sound...instant erection, and if i see it as well as hear it...post orgasmic heap on the floor lol
Longest day DVD on and your away then if its surround sound
Its not that sexy in reality cos there is mud, dust, dirt and so dam noisy and your paping your self your going to take hot metal in your goolies!!
make it Black Hawk Down and you would be closer to the mark lol
Ooooo you will me on your knees if thats on the big screen in Currys
ooo when he says...theres a black hawk down, a black hawk down...i would indeed be on the floor....yummy
is that film in with the erotics then lol, gotta admit tho, ive seen that film loads, its one of my faves "
it is now! lmao |
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"Well if I can find the one of me...on second thoughts no...Im not that daft lol "
I've said i'l put it no so i will but any laughing and its no more black hawke down for you. might even put one up from my youth with mi greens on lol |
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"Well if I can find the one of me...on second thoughts no...Im not that daft lol
I've said i'l put it no so i will but any laughing and its no more black hawke down for you. might even put one up from my youth with mi greens on lol"
noooo spent 35 years looking at greens! lol...oh and if your not getitng the black hawk down out...thats it! |
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"Dont you go all innocent young lady. Cheeky is your middle name "
innocent and young lady all in the same sentence when refering to me??? gosh thats a first...might have to print and frame that lol. |
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"Dont you go all innocent young lady. Cheeky is your middle name
innocent and young lady all in the same sentence when refering to me??? gosh thats a first...might have to print and frame that lol. "
What frame the innocent bit?? Ok so im really stretching that word thin with you i fear |
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"Dont you go all innocent young lady. Cheeky is your middle name
innocent and young lady all in the same sentence when refering to me??? gosh thats a first...might have to print and frame that lol.
What frame the innocent bit?? Ok so im really stretching that word thin with you i fear "
and the young lady bit.!!!!
I am neither young, nor a lady.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am neither young, nor a lady. "
Something we don't know about here? Another one of those annoying single guys posing as a single female just to get a shag, dispicable! |
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"I am neither young, nor a lady.
Something we don't know about here? Another one of those annoying single guys posing as a single female just to get a shag, dispicable! "
damn...sussed....she says in her most manly tones lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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sorry, can't stay and chat, got to go out and do some shopping.
Now, what do I need ?
yes, a Merlin engine or two, a Harley, swarfega, and some explosives...
an Apache - if I can't find one will you lot settle for a Comanche, Navaho, Sioux or Mohican ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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and if MI5 are trawling the internet looking for terrorist keywords, then Maybelline will soon be getting a visit from the rozzers.
Loud armed shouting ones, at 3am, who won't ring the doorbell first. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"sorry, can't stay and chat, got to go out and do some shopping.
Now, what do I need ?
yes, a Merlin engine or two, a Harley, swarfega, and some explosives...
an Apache - if I can't find one will you lot settle for a Comanche, Navaho, Sioux or Mohican ?"
Oh I never compromise! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"and if MI5 are trawling the internet looking for terrorist keywords, then Maybelline will soon be getting a visit from the rozzers.
Loud armed shouting ones, at 3am, who won't ring the doorbell first."
ooo how lovely. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"damn, I nearly forgot one
Swarfega
What the smell?
yes and the feel. Always fancied a bath in it, but then they put bits in it!"
Ah - Hmm.
Swarfega.
I agree, those poly-chips ain't great. But if you fancy a little added texture you try mixing a tin of baked beans into the original green type.
Oh - and I too fall into the erotica of explosions and adrenalin.
dammie |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"damn, I nearly forgot one
Swarfega
What the smell?
yes and the feel. Always fancied a bath in it, but then they put bits in it!
Ah - Hmm.
Swarfega.
I agree, those poly-chips ain't great. But if you fancy a little added texture you try mixing a tin of baked beans into the original green type.
Oh - and I too fall into the erotica of explosions and adrenalin.
dammie"
see I knew I wasnt the only one! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Thunderstorms do it for me
i just love a good thunderstorm and the rain lashing at the windows and your either curled up with someone tasty or better still....
outside in the poring rain getting soaked together.
yerrrr ok , i never said i was sane |
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"They jump up and down on the touch line and are very attentive if your coaching. And they give you there phone no's so its bound to get you smiling "
sooooooooo how exactly do you become a soccer coach????  |
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"They jump up and down on the touch line and are very attentive if your coaching. And they give you there phone no's so its bound to get you smiling
sooooooooo how exactly do you become a soccer coach???? "
He he he you need checking out and know more than just kicking a ball. But soccer mums are very submissive. |
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"They jump up and down on the touch line and are very attentive if your coaching. And they give you there phone no's so its bound to get you smiling
sooooooooo how exactly do you become a soccer coach????
He he he you need checking out and know more than just kicking a ball. But soccer mums are very submissive."
where do I get checked out?
Do you mean police checks?....oh im doomed! |
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"They jump up and down on the touch line and are very attentive if your coaching. And they give you there phone no's so its bound to get you smiling
sooooooooo how exactly do you become a soccer coach????
He he he you need checking out and know more than just kicking a ball. But soccer mums are very submissive.
where do I get checked out?
Do you mean police checks?....oh im doomed!"
Yep crb stuff but im ok so no probs. did it as they needed someone to help out and my dad was a coach. The benefits though can be nice when mum A is bouncing around when a goal goes in. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"They jump up and down on the touch line and are very attentive if your coaching. And they give you there phone no's so its bound to get you smiling
sooooooooo how exactly do you become a soccer coach????
He he he you need checking out and know more than just kicking a ball. But soccer mums are very submissive.
where do I get checked out?
Do you mean police checks?....oh im doomed!
Yep crb stuff but im ok so no probs. did it as they needed someone to help out and my dad was a coach. The benefits though can be nice when mum A is bouncing around when a goal goes in. "
Dammit! lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Thunderstorms do it for me
i just love a good thunderstorm and the rain lashing at the windows and your either curled up with someone tasty or better still....
outside in the poring rain getting soaked together.
yerrrr ok , i never said i was sane"
thats not strange!
Hell sex in a thunderstorm is hot!...sighs...yummy. |
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"Thunderstorms do it for me
i just love a good thunderstorm and the rain lashing at the windows and your either curled up with someone tasty or better still....
outside in the poring rain getting soaked together.
yerrrr ok , i never said i was sane
thats not strange!
Hell sex in a thunderstorm is hot!...sighs...yummy."
huge thunderstorm here at the moment |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Thunderstorms do it for me
i just love a good thunderstorm and the rain lashing at the windows and your either curled up with someone tasty or better still....
outside in the poring rain getting soaked together.
yerrrr ok , i never said i was sane
thats not strange!
Hell sex in a thunderstorm is hot!...sighs...yummy.
huge thunderstorm here at the moment "
Bloody tease! |
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"For me
Merlin engines
Apache Helicopters..noise of the rotors
Harley engines growling
Large explosions
Air raid sirens
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The Merlin Engines and the air raid sirens kind of go together in a funny wartime way
Do you by any chance dress up as one of the Andrews Sisters ? |
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"i just love a man wearing a toolbelt....just something sexy about it, that makes you wana rip their clothes off before you realise why they are there."
Oooh I have a great piccy of me in my denim shorts, white vest, hard hat and my toolbelt - stood looking at some plans in the middle of a half completed building - I must add it to the profile, dammit I knew it would be appreciated one day
Villlage people puh !! eat ya hearts out |
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nothing like a spitfire mk1 or even a 5 or 12 to raise the pulse....
But give me a crowded bar and a woman poured into a dress and you know she is not wearing knickers ...and just as you move past her .She deliberately pushes up against you ...holds for half a second ...shimmies slightly, then turns and sweetly says "sorry" as her friends all laff your looking into a cleavage you could dive down ....
its all a game to you lot isnt it ..!!!!!!
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"nothing like a spitfire mk1 or even a 5 or 12 to raise the pulse....
But give me a crowded bar and a woman poured into a dress and you know she is not wearing knickers ...and just as you move past her .She deliberately pushes up against you ...holds for half a second ...shimmies slightly, then turns and sweetly says "sorry" as her friends all laff your looking into a cleavage you could dive down ....
its all a game to you lot isnt it ..!!!!!!
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"nothing like a spitfire mk1 or even a 5 or 12 to raise the pulse....
But give me a crowded bar and a woman poured into a dress and you know she is not wearing knickers ...and just as you move past her .She deliberately pushes up against you ...holds for half a second ...shimmies slightly, then turns and sweetly says "sorry" as her friends all laff your looking into a cleavage you could dive down ....
its all a game to you lot isnt it ..!!!!!!
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Nothing finer than the sound of a spit ..... years ago I was at Butlins in Skeggy and there was such a roar above the camp ...... fook me I couldn't believe my eyes, there it was, a Spitfire !! Aparantly there was an airshow locally - wow !! what a sight and sound |
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"nothing like a spitfire mk1 or even a 5 or 12 to raise the pulse....
But give me a crowded bar and a woman poured into a dress and you know she is not wearing knickers ...and just as you move past her .She deliberately pushes up against you ...holds for half a second ...shimmies slightly, then turns and sweetly says "sorry" as her friends all laff your looking into a cleavage you could dive down ....
its all a game to you lot isnt it ..!!!!!!
Nothing finer than the sound of a spit ..... years ago I was at Butlins in Skeggy and there was such a roar above the camp ...... fook me I couldn't believe my eyes, there it was, a Spitfire !! Aparantly there was an airshow locally - wow !! what a sight and sound "
One of the plus points for living in lincs. |
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"i just love a man wearing a toolbelt....just something sexy about it, that makes you wana rip their clothes off before you realise why they are there.
Oooh I have a great piccy of me in my denim shorts, white vest, hard hat and my toolbelt - stood looking at some plans in the middle of a half completed building - I must add it to the profile, dammit I knew it would be appreciated one day
Villlage people puh !! eat ya hearts out"
Have you shown that pic on here before when we could add pics to the forum? im sure I remember it and made a comment about the village people  |
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a work geezer in a yellow vest n hard hat stinking of diesel mmmmmmm
and another is a gold tooth in a nice smile. don't know why but it just does it for me |
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"painters bib and brace covered in paint does it for me every time
rugby players thighs mmm... "
mmm god yes, rugby players, large thighs, small shorts...sighs..x |
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"For me
Merlin engines especially as they squirt oil all over my chest ...
Apache Helicopters..noise of the rotors
makes my nipples pop and i just cant help wanting a big tail rotor to spank my ass
Harley engines growling and a large leather gay biker calling me mommy
Large explosions ,well i do fart a lot and the air russhing past my feet means i do sometimes lift off the ground
Air raid sirens nearly managed to mount one but couldnt get the handle to turn so still trying ,but the love the wailing sound
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hmmmmmmmm interesting choice there !!!!
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"For me
Merlin engines especially as they squirt oil all over my chest ...
Apache Helicopters..noise of the rotors
makes my nipples pop and i just cant help wanting a big tail rotor to spank my ass
Harley engines growling and a large leather gay biker calling me mommy
Large explosions ,well i do fart a lot and the air russhing past my feet means i do sometimes lift off the ground
Air raid sirens nearly managed to mount one but couldnt get the handle to turn so still trying ,but the love the wailing sound
hmmmmmmmm interesting choice there !!!!
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PMSFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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"For me
Merlin engines especially as they squirt oil all over my chest ...
Apache Helicopters..noise of the rotors
makes my nipples pop and i just cant help wanting a big tail rotor to spank my ass
Harley engines growling and a large leather gay biker calling me mommy
Large explosions ,well i do fart a lot and the air russhing past my feet means i do sometimes lift off the ground
Air raid sirens nearly managed to mount one but couldnt get the handle to turn so still trying ,but the love the wailing sound
hmmmmmmmm interesting choice there !!!!
PMSFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Given me some good ideas this one |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"For me
rocket launchers....esp aimed at my bum
*digs out "Sounds of 1940's Royal Airforce Aircraft engines" CD*
I knew this would come in handy one day. Chocs away, tally ho."
tally ho indeed......;-) |
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