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over a year ago
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"Yer here 
Ull? I've been feeling a bit poorly today.
yeah we don't use The H in Ull "
Rather like Sintellins where I hail from....or Woo where I live now!
(Paul Heaton from Ull and Jaqui Heaton from Sintellins) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yer here
Ull? I've been feeling a bit poorly today.
yeah we don't use The H in Ull
Rather like Sintellins where I hail from....or Woo where I live now!
(Paul Heaton from Ull and Jaqui Heaton from Sintellins)"
Yep he is. And Amy Johnson. And William Wilberforce . We are gonna be the city of culture Yer know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist!   you should know. I have pinotage
Pinotage sounds like a very old penis.
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well mine is knocking on xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist! you should know. I have pinotage
Pinotage sounds like a very old penis.
well mine is knocking on xx "
that's why I'm holding it. It's not steady |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist! you should know. I have pinotage
Pinotage sounds like a very old penis.
well mine is knocking on xx that's why I'm holding it. It's not steady "
Is that more of a Pinot Grigio? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist! you should know. I have pinotage
Pinotage sounds like a very old penis.
well mine is knocking on xx that's why I'm holding it. It's not steady
Is that more of a Pinot Grigio?"
hey don't knock it . It's £,3.79 from lidl and its lush xx |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist! you should know. I have pinotage
Pinotage sounds like a very old penis.
well mine is knocking on xx that's why I'm holding it. It's not steady
Is that more of a Pinot Grigio? hey don't knock it . It's £,3.79 from lidl and its lush xx"
Your cock is knocking on and available at £3.79 from Lidl.
I really am lost.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist! you should know. I have pinotage
Pinotage sounds like a very old penis.
well mine is knocking on xx that's why I'm holding it. It's not steady
Is that more of a Pinot Grigio? hey don't knock it . It's £,3.79 from lidl and its lush xx
Your cock is knocking on and available at £3.79 from Lidl.
I really am lost.
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well I'm not getting nowt on here so I thought I would Market it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist!
It is the City of Culture next year.
And he'll still be pissed!! "
yeah says miss teetotal  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist!
It is the City of Culture next year.
And he'll still be pissed!! yeah says miss teetotal
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yeah. Several bottles you bought was it ? |
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist!
It is the City of Culture next year.
And he'll still be pissed!! yeah says miss teetotal
yeah. Several bottles you bought was it ? "
Let's face however many we buy it's never enough.....
I've had a wonderful boogie anyway, not a Pinotage in sight!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist!
It is the City of Culture next year.
And he'll still be pissed!! yeah says miss teetotal
yeah. Several bottles you bought was it ?
Let's face however many we buy it's never enough.....
I've had a wonderful boogie anyway, not a Pinotage in sight!!! "
good. You deserve a good night out xx |
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist!
It is the City of Culture next year.
And he'll still be pissed!! yeah says miss teetotal
yeah. Several bottles you bought was it ?
Let's face however many we buy it's never enough.....
I've had a wonderful boogie anyway, not a Pinotage in sight!!! good. You deserve a good night out xx"
I does. I got applause too!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist!
It is the City of Culture next year.
And he'll still be pissed!! yeah says miss teetotal
yeah. Several bottles you bought was it ?
Let's face however many we buy it's never enough.....
I've had a wonderful boogie anyway, not a Pinotage in sight!!! good. You deserve a good night out xx
I does. I got applause too!! "
oh fuck yer dint Chet yer tits out again did yer ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist!
It is the City of Culture next year.
And he'll still be pissed!! yeah says miss teetotal
yeah. Several bottles you bought was it ?
Let's face however many we buy it's never enough.....
I've had a wonderful boogie anyway, not a Pinotage in sight!!! good. You deserve a good night out xx
I does. I got applause too!! oh fuck yer dint Chet yer tits out again did yer ? "
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"I'm on my second bottle of wine so will look for yer in morning
Piss artist!
It is the City of Culture next year.
And he'll still be pissed!! yeah says miss teetotal
yeah. Several bottles you bought was it ?
Let's face however many we buy it's never enough.....
I've had a wonderful boogie anyway, not a Pinotage in sight!!! good. You deserve a good night out xx
I does. I got applause too!! oh fuck yer dint Chet yer tits out again did yer ? "
Haha, no that only happens when I dance with you..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has anybody found her yet ?
Apparently I'm not in Uzbekistan.
I'm getting hungry so I hope I'm found soon.
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Crumpet Loaf ready to go in the toaster
I hope they're quick ... |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Has anybody found her yet ?
Apparently I'm not in Uzbekistan.
I'm getting hungry so I hope I'm found soon.
Crumpet Loaf ready to go in the toaster
I hope they're quick ..."
I really hope I'm somewhere near Ooop North.
Once I am found I am considering an Ooop North tour in March.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone's coming to pick me up this evening. He's confident he can find me.
I like confidence in a man
He's a very confident man... with a SatNav.
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He'll end up in a ditch in a field |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Someone's coming to pick me up this evening. He's confident he can find me.
I like confidence in a man
He's a very confident man... with a SatNav.
He'll end up in a ditch in a field "
He does like a bit of outdoor action.
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"Someone's coming to pick me up this evening. He's confident he can find me.
I like confidence in a man
He's a very confident man... with a SatNav.
He'll end up in a ditch in a field
He does like a bit of outdoor action.
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Is he a bull? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Someone's coming to pick me up this evening. He's confident he can find me.
I like confidence in a man
He's a very confident man... with a SatNav.
He'll end up in a ditch in a field
He does like a bit of outdoor action.
Is he a bull?"
No, I'm a bull. His birthday is in July.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You're back a little bit.  "
I'm waving in case the SatNav doesn't work. I don't know what coordinates he is entering for 'cleavage' but he said he'd find me if my cleavage is on show.
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"Someone's coming to pick me up this evening. He's confident he can find me.
I like confidence in a man
He's a very confident man... with a SatNav.
He'll end up in a ditch in a field
He does like a bit of outdoor action.
Is he a bull?
No, I'm a bull. His birthday is in July.
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If you're a bull, can I tickle yer bollocks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You're back a little bit.
I'm waving in case the SatNav doesn't work. I don't know what coordinates he is entering for 'cleavage' but he said he'd find me if my cleavage is on show.
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You can't miss your cleavage.
Going to put "cock" in my satnav and see where I end up. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Someone's coming to pick me up this evening. He's confident he can find me.
I like confidence in a man
He's a very confident man... with a SatNav.
He'll end up in a ditch in a field
He does like a bit of outdoor action.
Is he a bull?
No, I'm a bull. His birthday is in July.
If you're a bull, can I tickle yer bollocks "
You're a fish and fish get tickled - not bulls.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You're back a little bit.
I'm waving in case the SatNav doesn't work. I don't know what coordinates he is entering for 'cleavage' but he said he'd find me if my cleavage is on show.
You can't miss your cleavage.
Going to put "cock" in my satnav and see where I end up. "
You'll be spoilt for choice.
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"Someone's coming to pick me up this evening. He's confident he can find me.
I like confidence in a man
He's a very confident man... with a SatNav.
He'll end up in a ditch in a field
He does like a bit of outdoor action.
Is he a bull?
No, I'm a bull. His birthday is in July.
If you're a bull, can I tickle yer bollocks
You're a fish and fish get tickled - not bulls.
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Touché |
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