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how can I make it look big?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi all, I've been trying to take a pic of my cock with it looking enormous like all the other guys pics on here.... no matter what angle I try it still looks like the runt of the litter!!! I've even tried using a fish eye lens but all I got was a pic of a little Willy and an almost 360degree image of my living room.. even the dog's are in the pic and they're asleep in their baskets in the corner!!!. I've even tried stretching my man piece but bit ends up looking like a bootlace!..
Any tips would be greatly appreciated.
My faithful and supportive visually impaired lover Rach suggested I eat more bananas but I've tried that and keep getting constipated!!.
I look forward to any offers of advise and support... thank you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Try a mixer size Coke can or move the sky remote further away that way you can make it look mahoosive "
Reminds me of the Father Ted sketch, "small......and far away" when Ted was trying to educate Dougall on perspective!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ah just do what lots of other guys do and download one from a porn site.
Don't forget to slightly alter it so that it doesn't show up on a reverse image search, jobs a good 'un |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah just do what lots of other guys do and download one from a porn site.
Don't forget to slightly alter it so that it doesn't show up on a reverse image search, jobs a good 'un"
Yes this will work good call bro |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
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Take a picture of it compared to a fun-size Mars Bar - everyone will think it's a full sized Mars Bar and assume your cock must be huge - less of course, your cock is actually smaller than a fun-size
Please note: other chocolate bars are available |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Buy a travel size can of Lynx and play with the perspective and scale? Or fashion an extension from plasticine?
Seriously though, it's all in the photo angle."
Or in the cock size if you have a big one!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"snap it next to a photo of Eamon Holmes.....
people will definitely say you have a picture of a big dick"
I might do it next to Piers Morgan, I'd then have a picture of an enormous prick! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take a picture of it compared to a fun-size Mars Bar - everyone will think it's a full sized Mars Bar and assume your cock must be huge - less of course, your cock is actually smaller than a fun-size
Please note: other chocolate bars are available "
That reminds me miniature heros yummy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do you want it to look big if it ain't!?
Surely you will look a right muppet when you meet and whip the little fella out!"
They do.
And it pisses me off. I'm well into small cock humiliation but they never asked for that... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take a picture of it compared to a fun-size Mars Bar - everyone will think it's a full sized Mars Bar and assume your cock must be huge - less of course, your cock is actually smaller than a fun-size
Please note: other chocolate bars are available "
Toblerone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You shouldn't deceive people with your pictures. What if someone wants to meet you just because it looks like you have a big dick? If they're anything like me they won't just think oh well here now might as well, they'll send you on your bike. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You shouldn't deceive people with your pictures. What if someone wants to meet you just because it looks like you have a big dick? If they're anything like me they won't just think oh well here now might as well, they'll send you on your bike. "
Sorry about that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You shouldn't deceive people with your pictures. What if someone wants to meet you just because it looks like you have a big dick? If they're anything like me they won't just think oh well here now might as well, they'll send you on your bike.
Sorry about that "
Seen yours it's a wide boy, it's fine! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Belt it one with a cricket bat, then take a pic as it swells to buggery, then call an Ambulance, with any luck it might stay swollen for weeks, so you can have John Holmes sex, but it might be more painful for you than your partner. Hope I was helpful to you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'd like to thank all those that replied and offered their very funny (but somewhat painful) suggestions and glad most saw it as just a slightly humorous post...
those few that didn't and were able to type I thank you 'both' for your confidence boosting words of wisdom.
I've decided to have an operation... if they can do it to women's bits I'm Damn sure I can have a bit or two added... I'm thinking of doing a sponsored testical door slam to raise money!!!! Any offers of sponsorship???? .
Thanks again for your humour. Very much appreciated. X
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