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By *aeBabe OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Never going to be able to see people the same way again all il think about is how can i fold them....
Save you the worry, I don't fold  "
I'm bendy after a drink or two, but that's about it.  |
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over a year ago
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"Never going to be able to see people the same way again all il think about is how can i fold them....
Save you the worry, I don't fold
I'm bendy after a drink or two, but that's about it. "
yr pic with the pink knickers is a fantastic bend  very nice |
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over a year ago
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"Do you think the poor fella asks that on the first date..... excuse me. Sorry to bother you but how do you fold?"
and she replys i aint played poker for ages but its usually if you have a 2 of spades and a 10 of hearts |
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over a year ago
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"fine, nobody tell me where the folding women are.
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Was a guy on another thread said no to shagging big women as you can only have sex 2 or 3 ways with them but a size 8 or 10 women you can have sex 100s of ways as they bend and fold easy
That's not a direct quote but near as I can remember how he worded it |
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"fine, nobody tell me where the folding women are.
Was a guy on another thread said no to shagging big women as you can only have sex 2 or 3 ways with them but a size 8 or 10 women you can have sex 100s of ways as they bend and fold easy
That's not a direct quote but near as I can remember how he worded it "
Lmao....charmer eh!
Mrs S |
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over a year ago
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"Do you think the poor fella asks that on the first date..... excuse me. Sorry to bother you but how do you fold?
and she replys i aint played poker for ages but its usually if you have a 2 of spades and a 10 of hearts"
You lack the poker face. All you have to do is look like you seen a pair of boobs for the first time. Fools them every time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"scratchin my head as to why english women are bad for health ?
The poster in question wrote it essentially implying all English women are riddled with stds
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i thought that the uk had the best sexual health clinics in the world |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fine, nobody tell me where the folding women are.
Was a guy on another thread said no to shagging big women as you can only have sex 2 or 3 ways with them but a size 8 or 10 women you can have sex 100s of ways as they bend and fold easy
That's not a direct quote but near as I can remember how he worded it "
lol, just had look (ctrl+f came in handy)...it's 'that' guy again...
am sure he must now be fab forum famous. |
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"I thought I was mad but now I see I am quite sane - it really is the rest of the world, not me.
Owww no don't worry, you were right the first time "
Phew!
That was close!
"Reality and sobriety were my only delusions"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"scratchin my head as to why english women are bad for health ? "
Because none want to meet him so the obvious reaction to that is insult them to show you didn't want to meet them anyway  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fine, nobody tell me where the folding women are.
Was a guy on another thread said no to shagging big women as you can only have sex 2 or 3 ways with them but a size 8 or 10 women you can have sex 100s of ways as they bend and fold easy
That's not a direct quote but near as I can remember how he worded it
lol, just had look (ctrl+f came in handy)...it's 'that' guy again...
am sure he must now be fab forum famous."
ye i told him to train his biceps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i know somet , iv skipped a meal today and i honestly could eat a bloody horse , and go back for the jockey "
somebody has some chips. maybe see if he'll share?
try and avoid my big fanny on your way to get them though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Reading the humorous threads are passing on time during my night shift, i keep trying to stop reading them but i can't.
karen"
Me too
It's like a moth to a flame |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't forget shagging English women is bad for your health
i hear sciscillian women are the future! "
Sicillian*
Sorry but it was bugging me
Love you really |
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"scratchin my head as to why english women are bad for health ?
The poster in question wrote it essentially implying all English women are riddled with stds
i thought that the uk had the best sexual health clinics in the world "
Don't know the stats so can't comment
Thought when I go for my regular checks I Can't say I can fault my local GUM clinic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i know somet , iv skipped a meal today and i honestly could eat a bloody horse , and go back for the jockey
somebody has some chips. maybe see if he'll share?
try and avoid my big fanny on your way to get them though."
theyve been under his dick lol nooooo |
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"Do you think the poor fella asks that on the first date..... excuse me. Sorry to bother you but how do you fold?
and she replys i aint played poker for ages but its usually if you have a 2 of spades and a 10 of hearts"
That's a very specific hand to fold on. |
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"See this is what happens when i do work instead of sitting and spaming the forums all night
What did I miss! !!
Mrs S"
Well pull up a chair and we will begin.............there once was a fairy prince who didn't like people....and when the fairy princesses told him they didn't like him either.....well you can just imagine the carnage....and they all lived happily ever after.....or did I get them ending wrong |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i know somet , iv skipped a meal today and i honestly could eat a bloody horse , and go back for the jockey
somebody has some chips. maybe see if he'll share?
try and avoid my big fanny on your way to get them though."
Grilled sausage |
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"scratchin my head as to why english women are bad for health ?
Because none want to meet him so the obvious reaction to that is insult them to show you didn't want to meet them anyway "
Lmao...he should move to northern ireland. ...they try that move here a lot ,he would fit right in
Mrs S |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"scratchin my head as to why english women are bad for health ?
The poster in question wrote it essentially implying all English women are riddled with stds
i thought that the uk had the best sexual health clinics in the world
Don't know the stats so can't comment
Thought when I go for my regular checks I Can't say I can fault my local GUM clinic "
iv an app in the mornin , no symptoms of anything , just being sure |
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"See this is what happens when i do work instead of sitting and spaming the forums all night
What did I miss! !!
Mrs S
The veri & everyone threads have been interesting to say the least "
If you think they are fun get reading the "never meet" thread
Laughs a plenty |
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"fine, nobody tell me where the folding women are.
Was a guy on another thread said no to shagging big women as you can only have sex 2 or 3 ways with them but a size 8 or 10 women you can have sex 100s of ways as they bend and fold easy
That's not a direct quote but near as I can remember how he worded it "
What do you put behind your ears to attract men? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i know somet , iv skipped a meal today and i honestly could eat a bloody horse , and go back for the jockey
somebody has some chips. maybe see if he'll share?
try and avoid my big fanny on your way to get them though.
Grilled sausage "
Il stick to tossed salad. Gotta be as healthy as these english women.....wait a minuite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you think the poor fella asks that on the first date..... excuse me. Sorry to bother you but how do you fold?
and she replys i aint played poker for ages but its usually if you have a 2 of spades and a 10 of hearts
That's a very specific hand to fold on. "
i wouldnt bet a million pound on them cards lol |
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By *aeBabe OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"I'm going to have nightmares about folding women
the bastard daughter of a woman and a deck chair"
Lovely... next you'll be sitting in her lap lol
Folding women... better than a blow up doll |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fine, nobody tell me where the folding women are.
Was a guy on another thread said no to shagging big women as you can only have sex 2 or 3 ways with them but a size 8 or 10 women you can have sex 100s of ways as they bend and fold easy
That's not a direct quote but near as I can remember how he worded it
What do you put behind your ears to attract men? "
we never asked him how many ways he can masterbate ,,,,,,, lefty righty , nighty nighty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i know somet , iv skipped a meal today and i honestly could eat a bloody horse , and go back for the jockey
somebody has some chips. maybe see if he'll share?
try and avoid my big fanny on your way to get them though.
theyve been under his dick lol nooooo"
Haha. we grilled his dick, it's fine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fine, nobody tell me where the folding women are.
Was a guy on another thread said no to shagging big women as you can only have sex 2 or 3 ways with them but a size 8 or 10 women you can have sex 100s of ways as they bend and fold easy
That's not a direct quote but near as I can remember how he worded it
What do you put behind your ears to attract men? "
If I could fold my ankle's |
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"I'm going to have nightmares about folding women
the bastard daughter of a woman and a deck chair
Lovely... next you'll be sitting in her lap lol
Folding women... better than a blow up doll "
Mine went down on me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going to have nightmares about folding women
the bastard daughter of a woman and a deck chair
Lovely... next you'll be sitting in her lap lol
Folding women... better than a blow up doll "
risks of punctures m trying to fold her |
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"Do you think the poor fella asks that on the first date..... excuse me. Sorry to bother you but how do you fold?
and she replys i aint played poker for ages but its usually if you have a 2 of spades and a 10 of hearts
That's a very specific hand to fold on.
i wouldnt bet a million pound on them cards lol"
It's all about the bluff on a bad hand, Poker face.  |
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"fine, nobody tell me where the folding women are.
Was a guy on another thread said no to shagging big women as you can only have sex 2 or 3 ways with them but a size 8 or 10 women you can have sex 100s of ways as they bend and fold easy
That's not a direct quote but near as I can remember how he worded it
What do you put behind your ears to attract men?
If I could fold my ankle's "
My dream girl |
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"Big women no no and no if u good sex then skinny girl size 8 r 10 with size 12 and plus what u do man u can't hold them u can sex only 3 r 4 ways ,skiny u do sex 100 ways what u wantband what like just turn them and fold them"
Yeah I'm the sad fucker that went to copy'n'paste this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just caught up on the thread. ...lmao...now whets my bloody chic hobnob.a fine Athlete like myself can't go much longer without one! ! Now where is that sexy young guy? ?
Mrs S "
Im here. Oh wait you said sexy. Damn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tonight has been a bit crazy.
Cock and chips
Bucket fannies
Athletic women only phone calls
Grils and
Folding women
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its degenerated to an incoherent jabber |
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By *aeBabe OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Just caught up on the thread. ...lmao...now whets my bloody chic hobnob.a fine Athlete like myself can't go much longer without one! ! Now where is that sexy young guy? ?
Mrs S
Im here. Oh wait you said sexy. Damn "
You don't think so?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just caught up on the thread. ...lmao...now whets my bloody chic hobnob.a fine Athlete like myself can't go much longer without one! ! Now where is that sexy young guy? ?
Mrs S
Im here. Oh wait you said sexy. Damn
You don't think so? "
You do think so..... hi im rhys nice to meet you? |
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By *aeBabe OP Woman
over a year ago
London |
"Just caught up on the thread. ...lmao...now whets my bloody chic hobnob.a fine Athlete like myself can't go much longer without one! ! Now where is that sexy young guy? ?
Mrs S
Im here. Oh wait you said sexy. Damn
You don't think so?
You do think so..... hi im rhys nice to meet you? "
Haha  Hello darling |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just caught up on the thread. ...lmao...now whets my bloody chic hobnob.a fine Athlete like myself can't go much longer without one! ! Now where is that sexy young guy? ?
Mrs S
Im here. Oh wait you said sexy. Damn
You don't think so?
You do think so..... hi im rhys nice to meet you?
Haha Hello darling "
dont think ive ever been called darling before haha thank you and hey mark hows it going |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just caught up on the thread. ...lmao...now whets my bloody chic hobnob.a fine Athlete like myself can't go much longer without one! ! Now where is that sexy young guy? ?
Mrs S
Im here. Oh wait you said sexy. Damn
You don't think so?
You do think so..... hi im rhys nice to meet you?
Haha Hello darling dont think ive ever been called darling before haha thank you and hey mark hows it going "
I'm good I've just got in ,so sitting with a drink until I sleep ,you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"so have i been coming across as angry and aggressive ?
It's ok its because you was hungry, we understand now
Did he eat the sausage and chips? "
No porridge and a Nana apparently |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just caught up on the thread. ...lmao...now whets my bloody chic hobnob.a fine Athlete like myself can't go much longer without one! ! Now where is that sexy young guy? ?
Mrs S
Im here. Oh wait you said sexy. Damn
You don't think so?
You do think so..... hi im rhys nice to meet you?
Haha Hello darling dont think ive ever been called darling before haha thank you and hey mark hows it going I'm good I've just got in ,so sitting with a drink until I sleep ,you "
great thanks just sat watching a documentary on gorillas..... and paying more attention to my bulmers and this |
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"so have i been coming across as angry and aggressive ?
It's ok its because you was hungry, we understand now
Did he eat the sausage and chips?
No porridge and a Nana apparently"
Lucky him. ..i'm still waiting for my chocolate hobnob. ..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"so have i been coming across as angry and aggressive ?"
Dunno....did jumping through hoops...sorry,I mean being set a challenge then complying for your veri make you angry n aggressive?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got the munchies now, anyone wanna feed me 
Just had a bar of galaxy chocolate... mmmm... I know that doesn't help "
Just finished a ben and jerrys minter wonderland |
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By *aeBabe OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Hi I'm mark nice to meet you to
Lol Marky Mark and the funky bunch xhehe funky bunch _aebabe what you been up to tonight ? X "
Been setting my plans to rule the world... or at least my bed for now. I should sleep...  |
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"I've got the munchies now, anyone wanna feed me
Just had a bar of galaxy chocolate... mmmm... I know that doesn't help
Just finished a ben and jerrys minter wonderland"
Now that's just showing of lol!!
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"I've got the munchies now, anyone wanna feed me
Just had a bar of galaxy chocolate... mmmm... I know that doesn't help
Just finished a ben and jerrys minter wonderland
Now that's just showing of lol!!
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Farmfoods £1.95 bargain |
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By *aeBabe OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I've got the munchies now, anyone wanna feed me
Just had a bar of galaxy chocolate... mmmm... I know that doesn't help
Awww _aebabe!....share? ! Lol"
I know it's no hobnobs, but we can share |
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"I've got the munchies now, anyone wanna feed me
Just had a bar of galaxy chocolate... mmmm... I know that doesn't help
Awww _aebabe!....share? ! Lol
I know it's no hobnobs, but we can share "
Aww thank you. .. |
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"Hi I'm mark nice to meet you to
Lol Marky Mark and the funky bunch xhehe funky bunch _aebabe what you been up to tonight ? X
Been setting my plans to rule the world... or at least my bed for now. I should sleep... "
I'm going to sleep night sexy ,night all sweet dreams |
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By *aeBabe OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Hi I'm mark nice to meet you to
Lol Marky Mark and the funky bunch xhehe funky bunch _aebabe what you been up to tonight ? X
Been setting my plans to rule the world... or at least my bed for now. I should sleep... I'm going to sleep night sexy ,night all sweet dreams "
Good night |
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"I've got the munchies now, anyone wanna feed me
Just had a bar of galaxy chocolate... mmmm... I know that doesn't help it diesnt help your figure but having said that your figure looks amazing xx
Ha! would help my figure if it went to my ass and boobs lol... ahhh... bet men say the same wish for their manhood lol  jheez if all the food i eat went to my manhood id need a light at the top to stop planes hitting it
Are you really 6'7?? Can hardly get a tall guy over here !! Maybe it's all the food! !lol,I need to move
The height on here only goes to 6ft7 im 6ft8"
I'm 6'1 or 2 in my heels. ...Definitely an amazonian lol
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"I've got the munchies now, anyone wanna feed me
Just had a bar of galaxy chocolate... mmmm... I know that doesn't help it diesnt help your figure but having said that your figure looks amazing xx
Ha! would help my figure if it went to my ass and boobs lol... ahhh... bet men say the same wish for their manhood lol jheez if all the food i eat went to my manhood id need a light at the top to stop planes hitting it
Are you really 6'7?? Can hardly get a tall guy over here !! Maybe it's all the food! !lol,I need to move
The height on here only goes to 6ft7 im 6ft8
I'm 6'1 or 2 in my heels. ...Definitely an amazonian lol
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perfect reason for meets on here for girls. You can wear heels and still feel small around me haha |
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"I've got the munchies now, anyone wanna feed me
Just had a bar of galaxy chocolate... mmmm... I know that doesn't help it diesnt help your figure but having said that your figure looks amazing xx
Ha! would help my figure if it went to my ass and boobs lol... ahhh... bet men say the same wish for their manhood lol jheez if all the food i eat went to my manhood id need a light at the top to stop planes hitting it
Are you really 6'7?? Can hardly get a tall guy over here !! Maybe it's all the food! !lol,I need to move
The height on here only goes to 6ft7 im 6ft8
I'm 6'1 or 2 in my heels. ...Definitely an amazonian lol
perfect reason for meets on here for girls. You can wear heels and still feel small around me haha"
A very rare thing for me lol  |
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