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By *avey997 OP TV/TS over a year ago

East London

A question for the women of fab. If you had cock for a day, what would you do?

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Put it in a little velvet bag out of harms way until its distressed owner came to reclaim it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stress about it being too small, obvs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The windmill

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"A question for the women of fab. If you had cock for a day, what would you do?"

I have several; various sizes, various colours; bet you can't beat that

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By *avey997 OP TV/TS over a year ago

East London

"A question for the women of fab. If you had cock for a day, what would you do?

I have several; various sizes, various colours; bet you can't beat that

I have the same in my toy box

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Oh come on now admit it; most of you would take multiple pictures of it and fill your profile with them!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The windmill

Would you roll a luminous condom on it and do that in the dark making light sabre noises??

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By *tudmcmuffinMan over a year ago

Swindon

Clearly they would use various deodorant cans and sky remotes to demonstrate the length and girth of it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would like to send out the generic messages like "do you fuck" and "can I fuck you up the arse", oh! And "can I look at your pic's "

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Put it in a little velvet bag out of harms way until its distressed owner came to reclaim it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The windmill

Would you roll a luminous condom on it and do that in the dark making light sabre noises??

most definitely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A question for the women of fab. If you had cock for a day, what would you do?

I have several; various sizes, various colours; bet you can't beat that

I have the same in my toy box

So do I

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"A question for the women of fab. If you had cock for a day, what would you do?

I have several; various sizes, various colours; bet you can't beat that

I have the same in my toy box

but,,, but,,, but,,, oh, never mind

If I had a real one, I would brag about being VVVVVVVVVWE and sit back. For that is all I'll need to do and the women will fall over themselves trying to get a 'meet'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Most women can have a penis every day,some several

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"Put it in a little velvet bag out of harms way until its distressed owner came to reclaim it

Oh that is such a cruel thought

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This question gets asked a lot and I'll say the same thing I always say...

Pee...standing up...outside.

I'd do it just because I've always wanted to. It's the one thing I'm envious of guys for.

I'd probably jack off at some point, too.

-Courtney

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By *avey997 OP TV/TS over a year ago

East London

"This question gets asked a lot and I'll say the same thing I always say...

Pee...standing up...outside.

I'd do it just because I've always wanted to. It's the one thing I'm envious of guys for.

I'd probably jack off at some point, too.

-Courtney"

The world is our toilet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stress about it being too small, obvs"

Oh the joys of having a penis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha If i had a cock i'd know how to use it!!

Anyone else laugh when they see this on profiles, i've yet to meet a guy who looks at his dick and says 'hmmmm wonder what this is for'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

id stroke it all day

call it Fred

tell him what a beaut he is

tell him all tho he may just be 6inches we will go with 9

and finally send a pic of him to half of the fab members

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stress about it being too small, obvs

Oh the joys of having a penis

You can't say I lack empathy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"id stroke it all day

call it Fred

tell him what a beaut he is

tell him all tho he may just be 6inches we will go with 9

and finally send a pic of him to half of the fab members

brilliant!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stress about it being too small, obvs"
or is thinking of trying a women with one lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would wank myself to a nub ...wouldn't leave the house!

Be like having a new toy! ...or if I could...find a hot woman to fuck...just so I know what it feels like....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"id stroke it all day

call it Fred

tell him what a beaut he is

tell him all tho he may just be 6inches we will go with 9

and finally send a pic of him to half of the fab members

brilliant!!!"

cheers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This question gets asked a lot and I'll say the same thing I always say...

Pee...standing up...outside.

I'd do it just because I've always wanted to. It's the one thing I'm envious of guys for.

Iv got lass mates she's said the same thing she's really jel of lads peeing standing up lol

I'd probably jack off at some point, too.

-Courtney"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stress about it being too small, obvs

Oh the joys of having a penis

You can't say I lack empathy

No you certainly don't lack empathy, you must understand us better than we realise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would take a photo of it beside my Sky remote for my Fab profile, naturally.

Definitely have a wank... Or 5!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"id stroke it all day

call it Fred

tell him what a beaut he is

tell him all tho he may just be 6inches we will go with 9

and finally send a pic of him to half of the fab members

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh that would be such fun.... Just a day nooooooo .... Couldn't it be a week?

Pee - see how far I could pee - compete with all of you as we only have it for a day .........and also how high I could pee...... And draw over a wall with the pee...... It's like a kidos toy

Defo have a play session - however I wonder what would get me excited - that's a good question ????

Oh I think I would like felatio performed on me by someone very talented in that area - u know the hold onto the bed head, thrashing and roll your eyes sort. I always wonder what they are feeling / thinking when I see that!

Make love sensually with oils so I could slide "him" everywhere and just feel what it feels like .....

Yep Defo a few pics of "him" in situ - bath & rubber duck, bottle of whisky and glass and a Haribo shot for good measure ...... And a ruler (needs to be done).

And generally have a good feel every ten minutes .... Including the balls....

Omg - I think I have penis envy NOW

MWAH

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman over a year ago

Burbage

"A question for the women of fab. If you had cock for a day, what would you do?"

Not take any photos of it at all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

See if it was bigger than my boyfriend's

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By *eforfuncplCouple over a year ago

Morecambe

Id go fuck myself ......... Hard lol X

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By *aneandpaulCouple over a year ago

cleveleys

Stick it up his ares and tell him it fucking hurts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stick it up his ares and tell him it fucking hurts"

Haha I love this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would wee standing up

V xx

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By *ngel n tedCouple over a year ago

maidstone

Is this a beyonce song?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put it between my legs and make it look like I had a vagina !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd just fuck people with it all day

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"This question gets asked a lot and I'll say the same thing I always say...

Pee...standing up...outside.

I'd do it just because I've always wanted to. It's the one thing I'm envious of guys for.

.....

Your fantasy has just come true

Google P-mate from Amazon

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By *errygTV/TS over a year ago

denton

women have a fanny, they can get a penis anytime

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would wank myself to a nub ...wouldn't leave the house!

Be like having a new toy! ...or if I could...find a hot woman to fuck...just so I know what it feels like...."

Angel of the north you look great and couldn't resist fabbing your photos

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"This question gets asked a lot and I'll say the same thing I always say...

Pee...standing up...outside.

I'd do it just because I've always wanted to. It's the one thing I'm envious of guys for.

I'd probably jack off at some point, too.

-Courtney"

Always reminds me of that Billy Connolly joke - 'Women say 'We can do anything you can do!'....Oh yeah? Can you piss out of a railway carriage window??

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By *leasures4Couple over a year ago

East midlands

I wouldn't be able to leave it alone!

I would want to experience a good blow job, of course I would love to fuck a nice tight wet pussy. Then afterwards I would shower and have a hot soapy wank. Because I could!

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