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"Defenestrate - it sums up what I'd like to do to the chap who was driving up the street outside work like a madman at 0515 this morning.  "
Had to google that one. I like it! |
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"Cockwomble - because I met one on the way to work.
That person that has you face-palm and shake your head....
You know them.. Pushes with all his might on a door that says pull. 
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I work with my fair share of those |
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"Defenestrate - it sums up what I'd like to do to the chap who was driving up the street outside work like a madman at 0515 this morning.
 no no no! There called fuckwits  "
Fuckwit is a timeless classic. |
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The words I've been using a lot recently are cock snot and rhinos-a-pog. The latter was something my friend just came out with once we cracked up laughing at it. Lol |
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"The words I've been using a lot recently are cock snot and rhinos-a-pog. The latter was something my friend just came out with once we cracked up laughing at it. Lol"
Brilliant. What would be the definition of rhinos-a-pog? |
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A friend of mine blurted out a very rude "thundercunt" at someone who was pissing him off. I just lost myself laughing at the creativity of such an insult! |
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"A friend of mine blurted out a very rude "thundercunt" at someone who was pissing him off. I just lost myself laughing at the creativity of such an insult!"
Made me laugh too! This all makes my potty mouth sound PG |
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Clusterfuck:
When something gets completely cocked up. (perhaps at work, ) by multiple people, then more people turn up and try to solve it, and fuck it up even more.
As in " who started this clusterfuck?"
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"Candaulist.
Been the word for a few days for me (him), much more fitting due to the way we're set up to play. 'The benevolent candaulist', yeah, I like that. "
Another google trip. Saucy devil  |
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"Clusterfuck:
When something gets completely cocked up. (perhaps at work, ) by multiple people, then more people turn up and try to solve it, and fuck it up even more.
As in " who started this clusterfuck?"
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Sorry it was me. Too busy googling new words  |
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"Defenestrate - it sums up what I'd like to do to the chap who was driving up the street outside work like a madman at 0515 this morning. "
Ah!
Now I accidentally googled fenestrate first - and assumed you wanted to make him an extra anus! |
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I'm rather partial to a 'numpty'! Can be used in any company even around children and can be said with varying degrees of force or resignation (and accompanied by some head shaking).
When swearing I go for Latin, poor drivers are often Twattus Cuntus  |
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"Thanks guys! You've kept me busy for a few minutes in a hospital waiting room!  "
See if you can reset your message alert to a scream - gives me great pleasure in hospital waiting rooms watching people hear a muffled scream and thinking that they're next
I spend too much time in hospitals...
Hope all's ok honeybun |
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Not really thought about it before but I now realise all my everyday playful ones are masculine ... Knob, Bell end, and Wand. I have however been known to say stop "fannying about" or "don't be a pussy" the C word is only used if someone has really pissed me off and they would have to shave been a complete and utter knob !!! |
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"Thanks guys! You've kept me busy for a few minutes in a hospital waiting room! "
I'm still laughing at your last post!
Hope they don't keep you waiting too long lady x |
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"I'm rather partial to a 'numpty'! Can be used in any company even around children and can be said with varying degrees of force or resignation (and accompanied by some head shaking).
When swearing I go for Latin, poor drivers are often Twattus Cuntus "
Love it! I shall dig out my GCSE Latin dictionary to see whether it's proper of course. |
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"Thanks guys! You've kept me busy for a few minutes in a hospital waiting room!
See if you can reset your message alert to a scream - gives me great pleasure in hospital waiting rooms watching people hear a muffled scream and thinking that they're next
I spend too much time in hospitals...
Hope all's ok honeybun "
That made me giggle! Yes I'm ok lovely - just getting a recovering eye infection checked out! Fifth visit in 2 weeks - they've been brilliant to be fair! |
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"Not really thought about it before but I now realise all my everyday playful ones are masculine ... Knob, Bell end, and Wand. I have however been known to say stop "fannying about" or "don't be a pussy" the C word is only used if someone has really pissed me off and they would have to shave been a complete and utter knob !!! "
I quite like 'wand' never heard it used like that before. |
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"Thanks guys! You've kept me busy for a few minutes in a hospital waiting room!
I'm still laughing at your last post!
Hope they don't keep you waiting too long lady x"
Thanks lovely - I'm still here! Only an hour late so far! I'm hardly dying though so fair enough! |
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"Candaulist.
Been the word for a few days for me (him), much more fitting due to the way we're set up to play. 'The benevolent candaulist', yeah, I like that. "
Fabulous word - love it...
Mwah |
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"The words I've been using a lot recently are cock snot and rhinos-a-pog. The latter was something my friend just came out with once we cracked up laughing at it. Lol
Brilliant. What would be the definition of rhinos-a-pog?"
It was his word for ugly girls. Me I just use it as an unusual insult. But it rolls off the tongue, the best word for a ugly person is trogzilla. |
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"Muvvers" the abbreviated version of "mothers cunt".
Another would be "cunty", which can be used in conjunction with "bollocks" to create the phrase "cunty bollocks".
Can you use it in a sentence please.... "fuck off cunty". |
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""Muvvers" the abbreviated version of "mothers cunt".
Another would be "cunty", which can be used in conjunction with "bollocks" to create the phrase "cunty bollocks".
Can you use it in a sentence please.... "fuck off cunty"."
Have you ever read Irvine welsh's filth? The character he calls cunty bunty |
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Fubar: to describe something that has gone completely wrong;
Actually it's an acronym for
Fucked
Up
Beyond
All
Recognition .
Often used with clusterfuck; as in
"I see there is a clusterfuck with the IT system this morning"
"Yes, it's completely fubar"
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"Fubar: to describe something that has gone completely wrong;
Actually it's an acronym for
Fucked
Up
Beyond
All
Recognition .
Often used with clusterfuck; as in
"I see there is a clusterfuck with the IT system this morning"
"Yes, it's completely fubar"
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I love an acronym.
I'm OK (Old and Knackered)
I'm fine (Fucked up, Insecure, Neurotic and Empty) |
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"Thanks guys! You've kept me busy for a few minutes in a hospital waiting room!
See if you can reset your message alert to a scream - gives me great pleasure in hospital waiting rooms watching people hear a muffled scream and thinking that they're next
I spend too much time in hospitals...
Hope all's ok honeybun
That made me giggle! Yes I'm ok lovely - just getting a recovering eye infection checked out! Fifth visit in 2 weeks - they've been brilliant to be fair! "
Fingers crossed they sort it.
I've started my hospital wait well by grazing my hand and needing medical attention before I even left reception! Apparently they've never had to open the first aid kit before. |
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