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over a year ago
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"Naa- boots you out of bed to make Me a cuppa! 
Builders, no sugar ta! 
Well why don't both of you stay in bed and I'll make us all a cuppa and join you lol x"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you insist! {Dons the strap on} 
Ooo errr missus  hey you'll spill it you can't ride and drink at same time "
Put the drink down slut and take my throbbing length...DRY! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you insist! {Dons the strap on}
Ooo errr missus hey you'll spill it you can't ride and drink at same time
Put the drink down slut and take my throbbing length...DRY!  "
Ok Ok I will spit lube it first then...just for you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you insist! {Dons the strap on}
Ooo errr missus hey you'll spill it you can't ride and drink at same time
Put the drink down slut and take my throbbing length...DRY!
Ok Ok I will spit lube it first then...just for you "
Hahaha lubed and ready |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Naa- boots you out of bed to make Me a cuppa!
Builders, no sugar ta!
But its my bed
I don't care! "
You make the brews and i will keep my head under the duvet for an hour afterwards? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Naa- boots you out of bed to make Me a cuppa!
Builders, no sugar ta!
But its my bed
I don't care!
You make the brews and i will keep my head under the duvet for an hour afterwards? "
A fan of the Dutch oven eh! Kinky! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Naa- boots you out of bed to make Me a cuppa!
Builders, no sugar ta!
But its my bed
I don't care!
You make the brews and i will keep my head under the duvet for an hour afterwards?
A fan of the Dutch oven eh! Kinky! "
Whats a dutch oven? Or should i not ask? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Green tea and lashings of it thank you lovely
For you of course but dont tell the fellas i only suck up to the girls 
My lips are sealed  "
If she's sucking you might wanna open those lips |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Naa- boots you out of bed to make Me a cuppa!
Builders, no sugar ta!
But its my bed
I don't care!
You make the brews and i will keep my head under the duvet for an hour afterwards?
A fan of the Dutch oven eh! Kinky!
Whats a dutch oven? Or should i not ask? "
When your fella farts in bed and holds the duvet over you so you cant escape...its a niche kink but someone's gotta do it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Naa- boots you out of bed to make Me a cuppa!
Builders, no sugar ta!
But its my bed
I don't care!
You make the brews and i will keep my head under the duvet for an hour afterwards?
A fan of the Dutch oven eh! Kinky!
Whats a dutch oven? Or should i not ask?
When your fella farts in bed and holds the duvet over you so you cant escape...its a niche kink but someone's gotta do it "
 hahaha thats mean to the nth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Naa- boots you out of bed to make Me a cuppa!
Builders, no sugar ta!
But its my bed
I don't care!
You make the brews and i will keep my head under the duvet for an hour afterwards? "
Dutch oven!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Naa- boots you out of bed to make Me a cuppa!
Builders, no sugar ta!
But its my bed
I don't care!
You make the brews and i will keep my head under the duvet for an hour afterwards?
A fan of the Dutch oven eh! Kinky!
Whats a dutch oven? Or should i not ask?
When your fella farts in bed and holds the duvet over you so you cant escape...its a niche kink but someone's gotta do it "
Oh that's right, only fellas fact eh
Although I suppose ladies fluff. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Naa- boots you out of bed to make Me a cuppa!
Builders, no sugar ta!
But its my bed
I don't care!
You make the brews and i will keep my head under the duvet for an hour afterwards?
A fan of the Dutch oven eh! Kinky!
Whats a dutch oven? Or should i not ask?
When your fella farts in bed and holds the duvet over you so you cant escape...its a niche kink but someone's gotta do it
Oh that's right, only fellas fact eh
Although I suppose ladies fluff. "
Well I fart rose scented glitter so.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you insist! {Dons the strap on}
Ooo errr missus hey you'll spill it you can't ride and drink at same time
Put the drink down slut and take my throbbing length...DRY!
Ok Ok I will spit lube it first then...just for you
Hahaha lubed and ready "
Right...gotta go to work...anyone wanna take over with the strap on? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Naa- boots you out of bed to make Me a cuppa!
Builders, no sugar ta!
But its my bed
I don't care!
You make the brews and i will keep my head under the duvet for an hour afterwards?
A fan of the Dutch oven eh! Kinky!
Whats a dutch oven? Or should i not ask?
When your fella farts in bed and holds the duvet over you so you cant escape...its a niche kink but someone's gotta do it
Oh that's right, only fellas fact eh
Although I suppose ladies fluff.
Well I fart rose scented glitter so...."
Don't tell Funky Monkey! Unless you also have a fez and an extra breast?
Oh and paint yourself blue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Made ya look, ya dirty duck...cant remember the rest.
But while your up make us a skinny caramel latte
No and no.... 
Bitch "
Who you calling a bitch. Princess to you...lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Made ya look, ya dirty duck...cant remember the rest.
But while your up make us a skinny caramel latte
No and no....
Bitch
Who you calling a bitch. Princess to you...lol"
Yes princess no princess 3 bags full princess |
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